Chapter Four? In Which Various Items Cease To Be

Sorry I took so long! I had lots of homework... Thank you Kris 126 for the reviews!!! They serve as inspiration! Chaxra belongs to me... And I can't be bothered describing Chaxra, so she can be a; 'Make your own!' character. She can look however you want her to. And that is NOT a signal for perverts to start imagining with their twisted little imaginations. Now, let us torture the rest of Organization 13.

"!" Said Axel loudly.

"AXEL!!!!" said Demyx.

"You can't tell me to stop can you?!"

"I didn't ASK you to stop."

"Uh, YAY!!!"

"Are you alright?" asked Roxas.

"No, for he has lost his BRAIN!!!" cried Chaxra.

"What?!" yelled Demyx.

"Behold, the most gullible idiot on the planet!" said Axel, pointing to Demyx.

"Shut up!"

"Can't make me!" taunted Axel.

"Will you both SHUT UP!?!" said Roxas.

"...Wow." said Chaxra.

Surprisingly enough, they did.

"Avast ye! There be a PIRATE!!!" yelled Axel, waving his arm in front of a very pissed off man.

(Anyone wanna guess who?)

"You are SO DEAD!!!" he yelled, summoning up two very large purple gun-like weapons.

"Whuh-oh, gotta go!" said Axel, ducking under the other guy's arm and slipping into the kitchen.

"Argh! I don't have time for you!" he yelled, walking off.

"Maybe you should go ask Luxord to get you some..."

"Shut up bitch!"

"That was Xigbar... he obviously has been drinking again..." said Demyx sighing.

They all trooped into the kitchen after Axel.

"Uh, Axel... What are you doing?" asked Roxas cautiously.

"Preparing for action!" declared Axel, pulling all the plates out of a cupboard. "Help me with these."

Bemused, Chaxra started grabbing other assorted dishes from the shelves around the room.

The other two began to get the bowls and glasses.

"What exactly are we going to do with these?" asked Chaxra, staring at the large piles of kitchen stuff on the table.

A few Dusks appeared, and Axel commanded them to take it all upstairs. They obliged, and the others set off, following them out of the kitchen and up the white stone steps.

They arrived about 7 stories up, as far as Chaxra could tell.

"Put them here," said Axel, pointing next to a window.

The Dusks placed the kitchen implements down, bowed and left.

"Now what?" asked Demyx curiously.

Axel flashed them an evil grin, then promptly hurled a dessert bowl out the window.

Chaxra watched in interest at the rather unfortunate bowl as it plunged to its untimely death, shattering onto the balcony far below. The other two gazed in horror as Axel picked up several glasses and threw them out as well.

Chaxra also noted that the balcony had many pot-plants on it.

"Axel, you are a wicked, wicked man," said Chaxra now also grinning insanely.

Axel bowed in a over-exaggerated way, then said," Come on you two, stop standing there like idiots and break some stuff."

"Xemnas is going to KILL us," said Demyx in awe, before stepping forward and selecting one of Xigbar's 'special ducky patterned' plates.

He watched as the ducky plate sailed out the window.

"That's the spirit!" called Axel cheerfully.

"...Heh." said Roxas quietly, looming over a blue mug.

"Uh, Roxas..."

"Not now, Axel. This is REVENGE."

The mug met its demise shortly afterwards.

"That's for YOU, you bastard," muttered Roxas.

(Warning for future Nobodies; DO NOT mess with Roxas when he's mad, also, do not mess with Saïx's stuff. EVER. Or there will be murders, which I would not like to have to explain to parents. - Xemnas)

Once they had, removed the other plates etc., Chaxra said, "That was fun."

"Oh really? To my office. NOW." said a voice behind them.

With dawning horror, Chaxra recognized the voice and slowly turned around to face a furious Xemnas.

"What was it that possessed you to believe that it was a good idea to throw all of our cutlery out the window?" asked Xemnas, pacing around in front of the four-deeply-in -trouble Nobodies.

Marluxia stood in the corner, leaning against the wall and glaring at Chaxra. (I said the balcony had pot-plants on it, right?)

Axel sniggered, then tried to turn it into a cough, and failed miserably. Next to him, Chaxra looked away, biting the inside of her mouth while attempting to keep a straight face. Roxas was shaking with suppressed laughter. Demyx was thinking about how much crap Axel had landed them in.

"Something amusing Number Eight? Number Fourteen? Number Thirteen?" questioned Xemnas, stopping in front of Chaxra.

Chaxra managed to get out a strangled, "No, Superior."

Roxas nodded his head violently. Axel just sat there covering his mouth with eyebrows raised.

"What about you Number Nine? Don't you have anything to contribute?"

"Huh? What?" said Demyx blankly.

Xemnas rolled his eyes and said, "Right. You and Number Thirteen can assist Number Eleven in clearing up the mess you made downstairs, and as for you two..." his voice trailed off as he turned his gaze on Chaxra and Axel.

Marluxia moved away from the wall and said to Roxas and Demyx, "Come on."

He then turned and walked out the door. The two hastily stood up and followed Marluxia. Roxas threw a sympathetic look over his shoulder at Chaxra then shook his head and caught up to Demyx.

"Well well..." said Xemnas, glaring down at the remaining plate-destroyers.

"I honestly don't know why I bother, Axel, but Chaxra... I thought you had some sense in you. Or have you never heard the phrase; 'Do as you're told'?" questioned Xemnas.

"You didn't tell me specifically not to do that!" protested Chaxra.

"I did however, tell you to STAY IN YOUR ROOMS."

(Note the plural!)

"Oh... oops," murmured Chaxra.

"Indeed," sighed Xemnas, resuming his pacing.

Chaxra took the chance to look side-ways at Axel. He caught her gaze and grinned at her. Unfortunately, Xemnas looked up at exactly the same moment. He gave them a 'death glare' then said, "I don't what I can do to you at the moment, so just stay in there and be quiet."

He pointed at a door to the left of his desk. Chaxra stood up, as did Axel. However, he somehow managed to get his foot caught around the chair and knocked both the chair and himself into Xemnas's desk, leaving two long scratch marks down the side.

"Oh CRAP," said Axel quietly.

"Get in there and STAY in there!" yelled Xemnas.

Chaxra and Axel hurtled through the door as fast as is Nobodily possible.

(It's 'Nobodily' possible' because they're not human, thus it would be illogical to say, 'Humanly possible.' End of explanation.)

The door clicked shut behind them as Xemnas locked it.

Chaxra looked around the white room they were stuck in.

There was a window that looked out over a forest, but apart from that, Chaxra couldn't see much else until she saw--

"CD-Player!" cried Chaxra in joy.

Axel looked up and went over to it.

"Let's have more fun!" said Axel, oh-so-innocently.

They put a 'Green-Day' CD in the CD-Player, then turned the volume on full. (For the sake of the continuation of this story, they do not get deafened.)

Axel skipped to 'She's A Rebel', then hit the play button.

Sighing, Xemnas rearranged some papers on his desk. Then he sat down and thought to himself, they're being unusually quiet in there...

Then Chaxra's voice echoed through the room.

"CD-Player!"

"Oh shi-" said Xemnas, leaping for the door.

Rock music filled Castle Oblivion.

Inside, Chaxra and Axel were singing their heads off and dancing around the room.

On Marluxia's balcony, three Nobodies jumped then crashed into each other, covering their ears.

In Lexaeus's room, Lexaeus rolled over in his bed, groaned and stuffed his pillow over his head.

Downstairs in the kitchens, Luxord and Xigbar looked up from their game of Hearts in time to hear Xemnas screaming, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

They both cheered and continued to drink sake.

In the Library, Larxene abruptly stood up, dropped her book and proceeded to throw her Kunai at anything that happened to be in her way. That included Xaldin. He ducked, and shot her a venomous look. Then he summoned his lances and they both started to wage projectile warfare on each other. Zexion got up and moved behind some of the higher bookshelves and thought idly about how mad Vexen would be if he discovered any of his books were damaged.

In his laboratory, Vexen stopped writing his notes then straightened up and said, "They get more detestable every day."

Back in Xemnas's office, Xemnas was down on the floor, yelling, "Where's the damn key gone!?"

Suddenly there was silence from the locked room.

"Is it supposed to do that...?" floated Axel's voice through the door.

EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

To be continued?

Heh heh heh... Poor Xemnas... It's just so darn fun to pick on him! Same with Marluxia...

It would seem that it is not such a good idea to turn a CD-Player on that loud... 0o