Disclamier: I do not own Harry Potter,

In the bathroom I have placed down the rules since 1st year,
Yes I put the bathroom rules inside the bathroom the one by the dorm in 1st year and carried it with me to each year of Hogwarts.

The rules that I put up were

Draco Malfoy's Rules of the bathroom:

1. No pissing on the damn floors morons.

2. Aim at the toliet.

3. No sex.

4. No Bj.

5. No using during 5:00Am since I Malfoy will be taking a shower and I will bloody hex you 1 inch from death.

6. No jerking off do that with a slienting charm with the bed curtin closed.

7. No writing crude words expect when it's about the bloody Gryffindors Thank you.

8. No touching on another boy, but if your gay use the damn bed with a slient charm with those curtins tightly closed.

9. Bow down to me if you see me.

10. Do not flick each other off.

11. The most important one is that I'm Such A Wonderful Jackass.

P.S: I will find out who breaks the rules and Punish them.

So people did not broke the bathroom rules. I totally rule over them Male bitch's.

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