Draco Malfoy's Forgetten Letters To Himself:
Nicknames:
What I call Potter: Potty, Saint Potter, Scarhead, Golden Boy, Wonder Boy.
What I call Voldermort: Voldie, Moldy, Half Mudblood, Wanna be pureblood, Mt.Mortly, Asshole, Bastard, Bitch, Freak, Snake look-A-Like, Dumbass, You-Can't-Even-Kill-A-Damn-Baby, Sicko, Fairy.
What I call Dumbledore: Fool, Moron, Old man, Dunce, Mt.Old, Ancient, Ugly.
What I call Granger: Mudblood, Know-It-All.
What I call Weasley: Weasl, fool, Moron, Dumbass.
What I call Pansy AFTER I FOUND OUT SHE HAD SEX WITH BLASIE: Slut, Bitch, Cheater, Whore.
What I call Blasie AFTER I FOUND OUT HE HAD SEX WITH PANSY: Asshole, Jackass, Bastard, Slut.
What I call Snape when I'm pissed off at him: Snap dragon, Bat king, Wanna be dark lord, Snapey.
If voldermort reads this, Go rot in hell I don't give a damn you snake-Look-A-Like and Your bloody ugly Voldy!
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