Disclamier: I do not own Harry Potter.

The hogwarts house elf's hate me reasons to me unknown. I lied I do know damn well why those verims hate me. I'm going to this down once.

I was in 1st year and a little mean rude batard:

I had found the kichens, I ordered the little verim around telling a lie by saying 'Dumbledore told me I could order you around.'

Made them do little tricks and the little verim forgot to make dinner for the hogwarts witch's and wizards. I noticed the time and ditched them. I never told them my name.

I did that for two whole weeks, Verim got smarter, Kicked me out everytime and said "Dumbledore told us what you said was untrue. GO!"

So the vermin hogwarts house elf's hate me and want me gone. I'm hated by the house elf's and all that.

A/N: Please review. Is malfoy out of character here? Please no flames thank you!