Organization Idiots
By Chaxra-san
Chapter Seven? Alarm-Clocks Don't Work
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Heh heh... I should be doing my homework... I got a burst of creative energy for a new chapter, and this is the result. Note it might not be as good as some of my other chapters... Yeah.
Don't go between Chaxra and her toast.
Disclaimer: You know the drill...
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Chaxra woke up, rolled over, and with much unnecessary force, turned off the alarm-clock. She half sat up and looked at the green neon numbers flashing on the alarm-clock. She stared at it in horrified silence for several minutes.
"10:45..."
She shot upright out of the bed and into the bathroom, where she had a very rushed shower, before changing into a pair of black flared pants and a purple long-sleeved shirt with a picture of a blue cat on it. (She got it when she went shopping at Twilight Town with Demyx, if you're wondering)
She paused briefly in front of the mirror and considered her reflection, before grabbing a coat (For it was very cold that morning) and running through a hurriedly opened portal.
When she arrived outside the kitchen, she stopped.
I bet Saïx is really pissed off... Maybe if I leave it, he'll forget?
Chaxra thought.
She decided to go with that plan and went into the kitchen. She put some bread in the toaster and leaned on the bench waiting for it to cook.
Marluxia entered the room then, and raised an eyebrow at Chaxra before rummaging through the cupboard.
"What was with that?" she asked.
"What do you mean?"
"That LOOK."
Marluxia backed out of the pantry holding a bagel in one hand.
He then shrugged and said, "You have bed hair..."
"I do?" Chaxra put one hand on her head.
"Hey... You haven't called me Flower-boy," remarked Marluxia, sitting at the table.
"What, do you want me to?"
"No."
"Ah well, I can't be bothered anyway..."
The toast then popped up with an audible bang.
Chaxra jumped and twisted around to face the offending toaster.
She shook her head and put the two pieces of toast on a plate. (Xemnas got some Dusks to steal some plates, bowls cups and assorted cutlery from other worlds to make up for their lack there of)
When she turned around again, she caught Marluxia smirking at her.
She glared at him and said, "What did I do?"
He let out a short laugh and replied, "You totally freaked out over that toaster..."
Chaxra rolled her eyes and sat down next to the graceful assassin.
"Shouldn't you be with Saïx?" he asked.
"Ugh... Don't remind me..." Chaxra groaned.
Marluxia stood up and put his plate in the sink. He then turned towards the door and walked out, taking a piece of Chaxra's toast with him.
Chaxra looked at Marluxia's retreating back, and then at the rather forlorn looking remaining piece of toast, then up at Marluxia again.
"YOU TOAST-THIEVING FIEND!" she yelled and then chased after him up the hall, taking the last piece of toast with her.
Marluxia just laughed and ran even faster.
Eventually, Chaxra lost him, and decided to find Axel to help her avenge the loss of her toast.
She scowled and ate the last piece of her now-cold toast.
Chaxra opened a portal and teleported outside Axel's room. She knocked on the door three times, but there was no answer.
Hmm... Either he's not in there, or he's ignoring me... But Roxas told me that Axel always sleeps in really late...
Chaxra went in anyway.
"Axel?"
There was a muffled groan from a door on the opposite side of the room.
Chaxra grinned and ran into Axel's bedroom.
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Because the authoress can not be bothered writing this bit properly, it shall be done in a very watered down way. (This was originally an idea for a drabble called 'How Not to Wake Axel Up', but I thought it would suit Organization Idiots better)
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Axel: What the hell are you doing in my room?!
Chaxra: Waking you up.
Axel: ...Why?!
Chaxra: Because I need your help!
Axel: With what?
Chaxra: Marluxia stole my toast, and I wanted to avenge it!
Axel: ...You woke me up for that.
Chaxra: Yes... Sweatdrop
Axel: BITCH IS GONNA BURN!!!
(A/N: That is a quote from a very amusing comic on DeviantArt called 'Cookie Car', in which Saïx and Sora make a cookie-car out of Xemnas's 'prize baby'. They needed to bake the dough, so Saïx told Axel that Roxas was 'with' another man, and Axel yells, "BITCH IS GONNA BURN!")
Axel: ...After I sleep for five more hours...
Chaxra: Pushes Axel out of the bed
CRASH
Axel: DAMMIT!!!
Chaxra: Hey, no swearing!
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(Back to normal format... XD)
After Chaxra had managed to get Axel up, they snuck into Marluxia's room.
Axel was now wearing his black organization cloak over a pair of red pyjama pants, with his hair spiking out more unusually than normal. He hadn't bothered to put on his boots, and was instead wearing some blue socks that Chaxra vaguely recognized as belonging to Demyx. When she had asked Axel, he'd just told her that Demyx deserved having his socks stolen. Chaxra had simply rolled her eyes, not bothering to pursue the matter.
Chaxra peered around the corner at some rather vicious looking daffodils. At first she hadn't believed Axel. That is, until she saw the teeth.
Axel waved at her and called in a low whisper, "Hey, Chaxra! Come look at this!"
Chaxra crept over to where Axel was standing. He pointed up at a rosebush. It would have been normal, if it weren't for the fact that it was over four metres high, and the roses on it were swaying from side to side, which was strange considering there wasn't a breeze.
They watched it for a while... Until Chaxra had an idea.
"Okay... I have this idea... And I know that it's not the most amazing plan ever, but it's all I could come up with," whispered Chaxra, and told Axel what to do.
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The four Nobodies stood in Xemnas's office, two very irritated, and the other two very pleased with themselves. All four were covered in soot.
"Why did you do this?" asked Xemnas after several minutes of uncomfortable silence.
"Uh..." said Axel, trying to come up with an excuse.
Chaxra glared at Marluxia, who returned the favour, and shot her a venomous look.
"Marluxia stole my toast, and I wanted to avenge its death," stated Chaxra and poked Marluxia hard on the arm.
Marluxia hit her on the back of her head with his elbow, and Chaxra promptly kicked him in the shin. Marluxia then shoved Chaxra into Axel, who fell over, then crawled over to the graceful assassin and tripped him over by yanking his ankle backwards.
"THAT IS ENOUGH!!" yelled Xemnas loudly.
Marluxia and Axel both stood up at the same time and glared daggers at each other. Chaxra was flat on her back on the floor, giggling hysterically until Axel nudged her with his foot. She then stopped laughing and sat up, crossed her legs and leaned against the wall.
"You are all acting like five-year olds and--" Xemnas paused and stared at Axel.
Axel offered a questioning grin.
"Axel... I don't really want to know, but why are you only half-dressed?" Xemnas sighed.
Axel looked up at the ceiling and scratched his head.
"Hmm..."
Xemnas raised an eyebrow.
"That's a good question," finished Axel.
Xemnas shut his eyes and breathed in slowly.
"Right... Axel, I want you to go on a mission to Atlantica with Larxene. She already knows the objective, so go find her. Although, I would advise you to get dressed properly first."
Axel paled, and Chaxra wasn't sure whether that was because he had to go to the underwater world, or because he had to go with Larxene.
Marluxia sniggered, and Axel glared at him before walking out of the room.
"Chaxra, shouldn't you be training with Saïx?" asked Xemnas, turning his gaze on Chaxra.
"Um... About that... I kinda, slept in this morning," answered Chaxra sheepishly.
"Chaxra... Go see Saïx and tell him that I have excused you from practise for a week," said Xemnas.
Chaxra grinned at Marluxia, who rolled his eyes, and then she stood up.
"Instead, you have to clean the training-room, help Marluxia with his garden, get supplies for Vexen, and go on a mission to Halloween Town with Roxas and Xigbar," added Xemnas.
Chaxra stared at him, mouth open. Marluxia smirked and folded his arms over his chest.
"But Superior, that's not fair!" protested Chaxra.
Xemnas only shook his head, and said, "It's your punishment, and you have to do it."
"You're only doing this to spite me, you bastard..." hissed Chaxra under her breath.
Luckily, Xemnas didn't hear her.
Chaxra turned on her heel and left through a portal, nearly tripping over on the way, causing Marluxia to smirk even more.
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Saïx was indeed pissed off. Chaxra teleported in front of him then ducked as Saïx's claymore flew over her head. She straightened up with an indignant expression on her face.
"Oh, for the love of hearts! Must everyone have a go at me today?!" she asked exasperatedly.
Saïx threw her a cool look and said, "Number Fourteen…Where have you been?"
Chaxra giggled at Saïx's rhyming, but quickly stopped after seeing the lunar diviner's expression.
"Well you see… Xemnas excused me from practise for this week, because I have to do some other stuff as a punishment…"
Saïx regarded Chaxra silently for a few seconds before standing up and saying, "That is an acceptable excuse."
He then left through a portal.
"Huh, so sympathetic…" muttered Chaxra sarcastically and went to find Demyx.
She found him in his room, playing a random song on his sitar. He looked bored. Very bored.
"Demyx…" moaned Chaxra and slumped over his shoulder.
"Oh, hi Chaxra," answered Demyx and looked at the back of her head, for she was bent over him.
"Um… Are you alright?"
"Ungh, No… Can you help me clean the training-room?" asked Chaxra.
"Will you break my neck if I don't?"
"…Yeah…"
Demyx shifted out from under Chaxra and hauled her towards an open dark-portal.
When they materialised in the training-room, they found Roxas already in it.
"Hey guys," he called, slashing at a few Dusks with his Keyblade.
Demyx deposited Chaxra on a chair by the door, and found that Chaxra wasn't willing to stay upright. He discovered this after Chaxra fell sideways off the chair with a loud thump and a groan.
Roxas walked over to Chaxra and bent down next to her.
He looked up at Demyx and asked, "What happened to her?"
Demyx shrugged.
"I dunno, but apparently she has to clean this room, so she probably got into trouble," he said, while trying unsuccessfully to pull the other Nobody to her feet.
Eventually with Roxas's assistance, the two Nobodies managed to get Chaxra standing again.
"Do you want me to help?" offered Roxas, seeming slightly concerned by Chaxra's lack of enthusiasm to move.
Chaxra nodded and then a determined look came onto her face.
"There is no way that I am losing to that THIEF… Let's do this, boys!" she said.
However, the task was not as easy as it seemed. The three had not taken into consideration the black scorch marks across the walls, the pieces of broken pottery on the floor (Courtesy of Xigbar's target practise), the blinding white stains (much to Roxas's discomfort), the pale red and purple stains (much to Chaxra's discomfort), and the damp patches –Nothing sick, you sickos!- (much to Demyx's discomfort) that decorated the room.
There were also grass stains and bits of broken furniture that littered the white floor.
"How are we supposed to do this again?" asked Roxas after they had been working for half an hour.
Chaxra looked thoughtful for a moment and then suggested, "We should use all of our elements together!"
"Huh? How would we do that?" asked a puzzled Demyx.
Realization dawned on Roxas.
"Oh, like Demyx's water attacks and your shadow attacks combined?"
Chaxra nodded.
"Yeah, kinda like that. I can change my element to a colour that can cover up the stains, like paint."
Demyx caught on then.
"Yeah, and Roxas could hit the walls with light and make it all one colour!" he said enthusiastically.
With renewed vigour, they started again using their elements.
"Dance, water, dance!" cried Demyx and created some water clones, which then proceeded to collect the broken bits of stuff on the floor and throw them out the window, causing Chaxra much alarm, because she really didn't want to get in more trouble than she already was.
Roxas used a light spell to cover the scorch marks that were quite obviously made by Axel, and covered most of the wall.
"Shadows take flight!" yelled Chaxra.
She concentrated as a twisting coil of purple smoke slid up and around her arms before separating and shooting off in different directions at the walls, coating them in the same colour that Roxas was covering the walls with.
After two hours, they had gotten the room in a relatively clean state.
"Take that, Flower-boy," muttered Chaxra.
Demyx grinned wearily and Roxas looked exhausted from using so much magic.
"Thanks guys," said Chaxra.
They decided to go to Twilight Town to get some sea-salt ice-cream. (Wow, isn't that just typical)
Thus they spent the rest of the afternoon in Twilight Town, shopping, annoying Seifer and trying to get Fuu to say more than one word at once.
Chaxra was feeling good because she had bought a whole lot of new clothes, and some manga books.
Demyx was pleased with himself because he'd found the new cd he wanted.
Roxas was just glad that he'd gotten a sea-salt ice-cream.
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Yay!! Oh, and if you want to find out what Axel and Chaxra did to the rosebush, it will be explained in a later chapter. Chaxra's punishment will probably span a few chapters, because in the story it takes place during a week. R&R please!
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Chapter Eight? Look At Me! I'm A Gardener-Girl!
Chaxra screamed as a long, thick vine grabbed her by the ankle.
A few metres away, behind a tall hedge, Marluxia straightened up with an annoyed expression on his face.
"Honestly… What has she done now?"