I do not own Harry Potter

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Today I'm pink because of that damn dumbass Potter!

I'm pink everywhere! Yes I mean everywhere. Everything I touch turns PINK! A blinding ugly shade of pink.

I pissed off Potter by calling his dead mother a slut..Yeah I lied about Potter's dead mother being a slut because she is not a slut..Snape bitches about Lily not wanting him and crap. Hell I would not want Snape and I do not think anyone would want Snape. Crap I went off subject.

Damn you Potter. Even the pages turn pink. Damnit I hate pink! I'll get you back Potter and one thing how the hell did Potter get into my room in Slytherin? No matter and later.

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A/N: Please review and I'll add more chapters! No flames Thank you.