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Chapter 2. Enjoy!!!

Moderator Tyki: Mornings

The sun shone brightly over the Noah family's castle. Through a certain room, it seeped through the heavy, red velvet curtains that covered the 10 foot glass windows of Tyki's room. With a few groans, the brown haired man got up from his comfortable four post, curtain decorated bed and stretched. He isn't much of a morning person because of just one reason.

"HEY!!! THAT'S MY BACON!!!"

"That's why. And that's Rhode. More likely than not, she's fighting with debit and Jasdero. With a sigh, the man walked up to the bathroom, washed up, got dressed in his usual formal attire and went downstairs.

No doubt, there they were, Debit, Jasdero and Rhode, fighting over a piece of bacon. Debit was holding on the bacon with his mouth while trying to pry Rhode off of it whose also biting on the piece of meat. Jasdero is trying desperately to pry Rhode off the bacon too by pulling on the younger one's legs.

"TYKI MIKK!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THE CARNIVAL?" That's the earl "your siblings have been on each other's throats ever since breakfast began"

"Hai, Hai, sumimasen, sennen kho" Tyki lazily went up to them and called upon a tease. Within a split second, the butterfly ate the bacon sending all three youngsters to the floor.

"TYKI!!!!!!!!!" Tyki could've sworn that his eardrums exploded when the three yelled straight to his ears.

"Urusei, you three are annoying and I had no choice" the man said fingering his ear to see if it was still working fine.

"But that was my bacon" Rhode gave the earl the cutest puppy dog eyes. The earl just couldn't resist.

"She's right Tyki. Give her your bacon" the grinning clown commanded.

"What?" Tyki whined. Why must he suffer for the misbehavior of the other.

"TYKI MIKK!!!" earl scolded. Although the fat man still had that abnormally large grin on his face, Tyki knew better. So, he disdainfully gave his bacon to Rhode.

"Yayy!!! Thanks, sennen kho!" Rhode hugged the older man. Tyki could only look as the kid, much younger than him, devour his bacon. He tried not to drool--it won't be Tyki-like to drool--but with his current meal, it's hard to resist. The man looked down of what was left of his breakfast--2 eggs, 2 toasts and 2 slices of tomato.

Compare that to Rhode's 7 strips of bacon, 4 eggs and 6 French toasts. If not Rhode's then look at what the twins got--5 strips of bacon, 3 eggs, 2 butter toasts and a slice of chocolate cake--each twin has this set by the way. Speaking of cakes, skin is devouring one right now. Tyki looked at the man with no table manners devouring the yummy looking blueberry cheesecake. 'How come I don't get a cake?'

"Hey, how come I don't get a cake" Rhode whined as she took one of skin's cake (skin eats 6 whole cakes for breakfast).

"Hey!!!" sweet tooth scolded "That's mine" the man then stood up and tried to punch Rhode. Rhode was smart enough to dodge it. Skin went in for another blow but the little girl went behind Tyki Mikk.

"Tyki help me" she playfully said.

"What?" Tyki oblivious to his surrounding looked up only to see skin's abnormally huge fist collide with his face.

'MY FACE!!!' Tyki mentally cursed as the force of the impact drove him down the floor with a bleeding nose.

"Skin Boric, just give Rhode your cake and ask for a new one" Millennium earl scolded the beast like Noah.

'Oh yeah, that's real nice, sennen kho. Give your suggestion after I got punched' Tyki thought as he got up and ordered one of the akuma servants to fetch him a mirror.

"Tch!" was all skin's reply as he sat back down and waited for his cake to arrive. Rhode, on the other hand returned to her seat and ate the cake that she now claimed as hers.

"Don't I get a cake? I mean, I got punched!!!" Tyki whined and returned to his seat. He took the mirror that the akuma delivered and looked at himself. No real damage, just a reddened cheek.

"Tyki, quit acting like a ten year old" Millennium earl commanded as he devoured a whole goblet of ice cream filled with whip cream on top with 3 chocolate wafers and two chocolate dipped bananas.

'Tch! Look who's talking' The man thought as he watched his master in disgust 'you're eating habits is similar to that of a five year old's'

"Besides..." the earl continued "...I have to at least keep one of you to look normal and in tip top shape"

"What about skin?"

"He can't stand two seconds without sweets"

Skin looked up hearing this statement "yes I--"he cut his sentence off as he took another bite from the cake due to temptation "...can" he continued.

"Jasdero!"

"Looks like a scarecrow"

"Hey!!!"

Both Tyki and the earl ignored Jasdero's retort. "Debit!"

"Where have you seen a man wearing fur in this day and age?"

"Hey, I'll have you know these furs are very expensive" Debit shouted.

"Then how about Rhode?"

"Are you kidding me?" Debit cut in before the earl replied "where have you seen a girl with blue spiky hair wearing a pink and purple stocking and an overly short miniskirt?"

"Why you!!!" Rhode, angered by debit's insult, pounced on the older sibling and started to rip his head off.

"TYKI!!!" The earl shouted.

"Why do I have to break them up?" the man whined once more.

"Because I said so and if you don't then I'll have to kill the man who makes your tuxedoes now GO!!"

Tyki mentally threw profanities at the fat man. He's used the greatest threat there is to him≈killing his personal designer. What's so special about the designer? Simple, Tyki's designer is the only one who knows that he is has a 27 inch waist. Everybody thought he had a perfect 25 and a half waist and if others find out the truth, he'll be forever teased a 'big betty' or 'fat ass' there's no way he'll live it down. He reached the spot of conflict and broke it up. Not very easy if one (Rhode) of them is literally gnawing on the other's (Debit) head and the other one (Jasdero) trying to pry the one off the other.

Tyki's P.O.V.

I walked in and tried to pry Rhode off Debit's head. She won't budge. Jasdero is pulling too. Although all his pulling are to no avail, I'm really starting to like Jasdero. He usually helps out during conflicts like these. Without his help, oh boy, I don't know if I can survive this hell hole.

It was a good 15 minutes before fight broke off.

"SENNEN KHO!!! DEBIT RUINED MY SHIRT!!!" Rhode complained. The earl looked at Debit.

"OH YEAH? WELL IF JASDERO HAD A LITTLE MORE STRENGTH THEN MAYBE HE WOULD'VE PRIED HER OFF ME SOONER" Debit countered. The earl looked at Jasdero.

"WELL IF TYKI HAD COME IN SOONER THEN MAYBE HER SHIRT WOULDN'T BE RIPPED" Jasdero pointed an accusing finger on me.

'Nice going scarecrow' I thought as I felt the millennium earl's eyes on me. Forget what I said about me liking Jasdero cause right now, I could really, really, really, throttle him.

End of Tyki's P.O.V.

"TYKI MIKK!!!" The earl scolded the man.

"What, so now its my fault?" Tyki retorted.

"YES!!!" the earl yelled "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY TODAY TYKI. I'LL LEAVE THAT TO SKIN"

'Oh great' Tyki thought. His bacon was already taken away and now the earl would take away his privileges to torture humans. If this is what happens during the morning, the tyki can only hope the rest of the day won't come.

To be continued

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