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Night 12

"Am I a good kisser?"

I've been with Ron 15 minutes and I'm about to strangle him. "I thought my opinion didn't matter to you?" I snap.

Ron rolls his eyes. "Mione, knock it off. You're my best friend. Of course your opinion counts." he says. "Now tell me, am I good kisser."

"Will you shut up about it!"

"Yes."

I sigh. Should I tell him the truth? I look up at the red head and he's looking at me like I'm about to give him an answer of if he's aloud to live or not. "You were fine."

"YES!"

We finally begin to walk in peace. I sigh in bliss.

"Will you tell me why you kissed me?"

ARUGH! "Ron! You told me you where going to shut up about it!" I say.

"I thought you meant just about that question."

I groan. "I really don't want to talk about it." I admit.

"Please?"

I look up at Ron and he has these puppy dog eyes and his lower lip sticking out. I feel my heart swell and I grind my teeth. FIGHT IT, HERMIONE! I look away and then I hear him make a whimpering sound.

"Pweeeeeeeeese?"

I feel my heart bursting with love. Merlin, why does he have to be so damn cute? I sigh and walk over to the wall. I plop down and motion Ron to sit next to me. The red head sits down and scoots in close to me.

"Ok, fill me in."

I bite my lower lip. "I only kissed you because it was an experiment." I say. "I wanted to compare something."

Ron looks at me. "An experiment?"

I nod.

His eyes fill with anger. "Well what was this 'experiment?'" he snaps.

"I wanted to see if I had the same feelings with you when I kissed you as I did with someone else." I admit.

He looks at me. "Well did you find out everything you need to know?" he asks.

I nod again.

"Did you?"

I shake my head. I stand up. "Come on. Lets go find some bad kids." I say, trying to change the mood.

"NO! What did you find out?"

I roll my eyes and reach up and kiss him. His mouth was slightly open from speaking so I slide my tongue into his mouth. His hand reach around me and begin to rub my lower back. His tongue duels with mine and he grinds his erection against my stomach. I, yet again, am not aroused and I'm bored. I break the kiss and pull him down the hallway.

He's finally quiet.

I pull him down to the hallway that Parkinson and her third year 'hang out.' We walk down in silence. Once I hear the first loud moan, I turn to Ron, pretending to be shocked.

"Merlin's beard! D-Did you hear that?" he asks. I nod, in 'shock.' We continue to walk down the hall and closer to the classroom.

"Oh my!" I hear Parkinson yell in passion.

I mentally smirk. She is totally screwed. No pun intented. Ron and I jog down to the door and open it up. Ron turns away from the sight. I've already seen it once so it doesn't bother me. Parkinson screams and grabs her wand. She does a quick dressing spell for the both of them and stands up. The third year follows. He's pretty tall for a third year.

"What are you doing!" She screams at us.

"Shut up, Parkinson. You should have known this was going to happen." I say. I turn to Ron. "Could you take Parkinson to Snape. He should punish her pretty well."

Ron points to the third year. "What about him?"

"I'll deal with him."

Ron nods and grabs Parkinson. She glares at me. "I'm going to get you for this, Granger." she sneers. I roll my eyes.

As soon as Pansy and Ron are gone, I turn to the third year. "What's your name?" I ask.

"Lennon Alexander."

I raise an eyebrow. "Are you a half-blood?" I ask. He nods. "Someone in your family is a Beatles fan, aren't they?"

He nods again. "Are your parents muggles too?" he asks. I nod.

"Listen, I'm going to be really nice to you. I'm not going to turn you in. You seem like a very nice boy." I say.

His eyes widen. "Oh thank you!" he says, happily.

I look him in the eyes. "Just don't tell anyone I let you slide. Or things like this wont happen again." I say. I mentally scoff. If he actually thinks I'm going to slide every time, he's wrongly mistaken. He nods. "You can leave now."

The boy runs off and I smile. All I can hope for is that Pansy gets detention till Monday which gives Malfoy and me a chance to break the two up on Saturday and I can get my sweet revenge.