Alice

Wow, I didn't know I could get drunk. It's really weird because I can think logically here, but there is this other side of me that is giving all the orders and I have to obey that side. It's kind of creepy, but I can't stop. Right now IT'S planning on getting everyone else drunk. I think I should be scared. Especially since IT just got about one hundred bottles of beer. This is going to be a long night.

Bella

Maybe I shouldn't have dared Alice to do that. She is getting very scary. Oh, and I figured out what is happening with Jake and his cake. He isn't drugged. He gets very hyper with sugar in him. And since he went out and bought fifty-yeah, FIFTY-cakes, that is NOT a good thing.

Alice just came.

"Hey, Bella, do you want to try a couple of the beers?"

Think fast, Bella! "Sure, Alice. Let's get them out of the car." Great plan, I complimented myself sarcastically.

So, with no escape route, I drank ten of them just like Alice. I feel kind of funny. Oh, no. I recognize this feeling. My evil side is taking over.

"Alice, we need your family to get drunk with us. It is the only way for them to see our logic and go along with our plan of world domination."

"Yes, you are right, Bella. We must do that. They will be here in five minutes. Do you have a plan?"

"Yeah, I do. I will act very normal, and un drunk while you act crazy and evil and force the beer on them. Then we will put our plan into action. Starting with that werewolf who is sugar high."

"That is a very good plan Bella. They'll be here soon, let's put into action." With that Alice began to act very violent. She would easily convince those other vampires to see our plan and go along with it. For that matter, so would I. And I got into position just before everyone walked in.

"Hi, guys, Alice got drunk on beer and she's acting very violent, so go along with what she says, okay?"

Everyone agreed. Perfect, they were going along with the plan perfectly, as if they had pre-planned. However, I knew they hadn't.

"YOU HAVE TO DRINK TEN CANS OF BEER OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!" shrieked Alice. And without any hesitation, they drank the ten cans. Jacob decided he didn't like the vampires. He yelped and ran of to La Push. Darn it! He would have been the perfect… subject.