Hello! I am back with chappie number 8! YaY! I am sorry that I didn't update this weekend, but I was kind of busy with my newest story Forbidden Attraction, you should check it out if you haven't already by the way.
Now some of you were mad at me because Miroku did not appear last chapter. I am sorry, but he will be in this chapter! I swear! Also this chapter will mostly be about Sango and Miroku, but a little InuKag non-romanceness thrown in at the end. No romance really for InuKag this chappie sorry!
Anyway on with the story!
A Lovely Mix Up
Chapter 8: Perverted Cooks and Slutty Waitresses
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or any of the other characters in the story.
Kagome tried to get away from her family's wrath, but she, Sango and InuYasha weren't fast enough.
Kagome's mother cooed and took pictures left and right. Her Grandfather stood away from the commotion with a rude scowl plastered on his face and her little brother Souta stood next to InuYasha and looked at him admirably.
Sango stood next to the door looking crestfallen that her date had not come to get her like she had pictured.
"Kagome, we need to hurry or our reservations will be of no use to us." Sango called to the smiling girl quietly.
"Right! Okay, bye everyone see you again tonight!" Kagome called to her family, while InuYasha led the girls through the door.
After finally escaping the evil of Kagome's family, they were off to the restaurant. Kagome sat in the passenger seat while InuYasha drove and Sango occupied the back seat and only talked when she was needed.
They finally arrived at the restaurant around 7:40 and they had dinner reservations at 8:00 so they were a little early. Sango volunteered to go into the restaurant to see if their reservations were in effect.
It had started raining a little while earlier so InuYasha said he would do it, but Sango shook her head and insisted she would. Anything to get away from the "lovey dovey" couple.
Sango walked slowly to the door even though it was raining. She actually enjoyed the rain it was very calming.
She was about to go inside the Shikon when she heard moaning coming from the side of the building. Curious Sango followed the sound.
Though afterwards she wished she hadn't.
A teen about her age with dark hair tied in a rat's tail at the base of his neck was making out with a very attractive and much older blonde waiter.
Yeah, her appetite was officially gone.
Sango scoffed at the sight and was about to leave when the blonde pushed the guy away and he said something that Sango couldn't hear, but it must have not been very good because it was soon followed by a slap across the guy's face and the blonde mumbling before she ran back inside.
'Ha, serves him right.' Thought Sango happily.
The guy sighed heavily and surprisingly turned in Sango's direction with a perverted smirk plastered on his face.
"You next?" he asked while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Eww. In your dreams, pervert." Sango rolled her eyes thoroughly disgusted.
"Yes, every night and then some." He said with the same perverted smirk.
"You are disgusting . . . and I wouldn't make out with you," Sango looked him up and down before turning around and walking off "If you were the last living thing on earth."
"Now now, no need to count me out! After all we've only just met." The dark haired boy had to run to catch up.
'Why is he still following me?' Sango thought starting to get angry.
Trying to get away from her "stalker" she sped up a little and turned the corner, back towards the entrance of the restaurant.
He was still right on her tail!
Sango was finally frustrated enough that she turned around to face the teen and set things straight.
"Okay," Sango said sternly as the "stalker" was now in front of her trying to catch his breath. "If you don't stop following me I will personally kick your ass sky high!"
The boy just grinned pervertedly and clasped her hand in both of his.
"But . . . my dearest . . . from the moment my eyes laid upon you, I knew were we meant to be." The dark haired pervert whispered huskily.
Of course Sango blushed a million different shades of red.
"Y-You pervert! What are you t-talking about we met only a couple minutes ago. There is no way you could have figured that out so quickly, you don't even know my name." Sango said blushing profusely.
"Oh but I did. My lady Sango," the teen placed a kiss on her hand before walking away " I hope to see you again in the near future."
Then he was gone never to be seen again.
Or so Sango thought.
'Who was that? And how the hell did he know my name?' Sango asked herself fuming and embarrassed.
Sango decided that it didn't matter and looked at her watch.
8:06
"Oh my Gosh! We should have been inside six minutes ago!" Sango yelled before running to the car to fetch Kagome and InuYasha.
Of course InuYasha was angry that Sango couldn't even do a simple thing like getting their reservations in time and Kagome had to calm him down so he wouldn't evoke his wrath on everyone.
Besides that fact they couldn't ignore the beautiful interior of The Shikon. Crystal chandeliers hung delicately from the ceiling. Golden ribbons lined the walls to give it some color. A couple fireplaces were scattered here and there to give the place a somewhat homey feel.
'Wow, it's beautiful.' Kagome thought, her eyes sparkling.
"I wonder where Miroku is . . .?" Sango asked quizzically when she didn't see anyone sitting at their table.
"Miroku?" InuYasha asked questionably "He's making our dinner in the kitchen." InuYasha stated somewhat confused.
Kagome stopped smiling.
"Wait, I thought you said Miroku was her date?"
InuYasha shook his head.
"No all I said was that Miroku was the exact opposite of the person you described in the hall this afternoon. I didn't mean he was Sango's date."
Kagome frowned. "Well you implied it."
"What about before we left I asked you where Miroku was and you said he was meeting us here." Sango frowned.
"That is because he is here and he is our cook. Obviously your date hasn't arrived yet." InuYasha's eyes flashed dangerously at that statement.
Kagome thought he said he liked Sango's date.
The group finally sat down in the cushioned booth at the most secluded part of the restaurant. They were the only people in the small area, besides the waiters.
Sango, Kagome, and InuYasha gazed at the menu in awe. They had every type of food imaginable. There were dishes from at least every country in the world. The sad part was that each dish cost almost as much as someone would spend for 80 cheeseburgers at WacDonalds.
Kagome gave Sango a disapproving look, which Sango ignored by gazing at her menu a little to intently.
'Poor InuYasha. He has to pay for all of us. I'll probably help him out with the tip.' Kagome thought happily.
'I wonder who my date is. I hope he isn't a pervert like the guy outside the restaurant.' Sango fumed.
'Lobster or Teriyaki chicken? No Ramen? What kind of place is this!?' InuYasha thought tearfully.
Just then their waiter approached the table with their mandatory smile placed on her face.
It was the one Sango saw making out with the stalking pervert.
"Hello I am Miyu and I will be your server this evening." The blonde said flipping her hair behind her shoulder.
"What can I get you to drink?" She asked with fake cheerfulness, she obviously wanted to get out of there.
Kagome spoke up first.
"I guess I'll have a glass of . . . Diet Coke."
"I'll have a Dr. Pepper." InuYasha said quickly (I LOVE DR. PEPPER!)
Sango spoke last.
"A Shirley Temple." Sango spat out disgusted that Miyu was serving them after her little make out session.
Miyu looked startled by Sango's demeanor and scurried away quickly to escape the girl's wrath.
Both InuYasha and Kagome looked startled.
"Wow Sango what was up with that? You practically bit the girl's head off." Kagome asked quizzically.
"Pfft. Whatever." Sango smirked evilly.
Miyu arrived again with the drinks and took out her notepad to take the orders.
"I'll have the French Dip sandwich. With a green salad and ranch dressing." Kagome's mouth watered as she ordered her dinner.
Miyu nodded and looked at InuYasha expectantly (and a little flirtatiously).
"And you, handsome?" Miyu asked her eyes fluttering sexily.
InuYasha didn't even notice.
"I'll have the Lobster, teriyaki chicken, and the Rosemary steak, done medium rare and with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy." InuYasha ordered evenly.
All the girls gave him looks. He just ordered three of the most expensive things on the menu.
"Quite and appetite you've got there." Miyu giggled flirtatiously and it quickly turned to anger when she rounded to Sango.
"What can I get for you?" Miyu grinned with her teeth, giving her an evil looking smile.
Sango smirked evilly.
"I'll have the Fillet Steak with Blue cheese. Done absolutely rare and if I see any pink at all I will personally call your manager with a complaint. Also on the side I'd like a green salad with honey mustard." Sango grinned through her teeth.
"Y-Yes Ma'am!" Miyu visibly paled and ran to the kitchen like there was no tomorrow.
"Heh." Sango smiled and looked at the two speechless people next across from her.
"What?"
"Nothing!" Both the teens denied, sweat dropping.
About 10 minutes later their food arrived. It smelt so good all of their mouths began to water (including mine).
Both Kagome and Sango began eating their salads savoring every bite; InuYasha was choking down everything without even tasting it.
"I wonder where the hell "chew" he is." InuYasha pondered as he ate.
"Shouldn't we have waited for him?" Sango asked uncertainly.
"Nah. He won't care." InuYasha said with that same evil gleam in his eyes.
Once Sango had finished her salad she followed her word and checked if the meat had any pink in it.
It was perfect. Damn.
She began eating her steak staring off into space when someone other than Miyu arrived.
"Are you enjoying your meal?" he asked and Sango was still in a daze.
"What do you think, Miroku? You made it." InuYasha scoffed and kept chewing.
Sango was suddenly alert. Miroku! She would finally see the man everyone was talking about.
She smiled gleefully and looked up.
Suddenly her eye twitched angrily.
Standing in front of her was the stalking pervert that she had saw on the street earlier.
He was Miroku?!
The man she had been daydreaming about since she heard about him was the frickin stalker?!
Oh, she needed to cool her head.
Sango stood up and abruptly ran to the ladies room.
How could this get any worse?
After Sango left Kagome was flabbergasted.
What was her deal tonight?
Miroku didn't seem that bad!
Kagome shook her head and was about to go back and eat her meal when her eyes came in contact with the ones she knew all to well.
She gasped and dropped her fork and it made a loud bang as it hit the plate.
Hojo-kun.
He was looking even more stunning than usual wearing his tux.
And he was walking towards her table.
This couldn't have surprised her as much as what InuYasha said next.
"There you are! Your date just ran into the bathroom crying!"
Date?
Bwa Ha ha ha! I know you are all mad at me for bringing Hojo in! I'm sorry but it had to be done!
Sorry for the late update, but I hoped you liked it!
Review please!
Love Ya Lots,
Lil-Neko