Jillybean01: Hey, Hey, Hey! I'm back, did you guys miss me?
Readers: No!
Jillybean01: sweatdrops Well...anyway I just got back from McDonald's and I finally ordered an adult meal. (I usually get the Mighty Kids meal)
Kita:Your like what. 16 years old? And for all these years you were getting Kid's Meals?!
Jillybean01: What can I say? I have a very small stomache.
Kita: Man. You are pathetic.
Jillybean01: That's it Missy! Just for that I will make you do the DISCLAIMER!!
Jiru & Chichiri: Both walk in
Jiru: We are late aren't we?
Chichiri: nods head "Daaa"
Kita: doing DISCLAIMER:
Jillybean01 does not own Fushigi Yugi or anything else related to it. She does, unfortunately own me and Jiru. But little does she know that we can still kill her in her sleep.
Jillybean01:What was that?!
Kita: Nothing, Princess Michigan.
Chapter 3
Chichiri decided it was about time he took matters into his own hands and tell Tasuki of his little connection with the Universe and go to Tai-yun-jun's place. Considering that Tasuki hated Tai-yun-jun's guts and vice-versa, Chichiri had a pretty clear idea of how he would react.
He was positive that Tasuki would go with him because since Miaka's final summoning there has been an unusual calm, and upon hearing of a new adventure he would jump at the opportunity. To avoid conflict he decided not to tell Tasuki about Tai-yun-jun. If he did then Tasuki would make up some really bad excuses to stay out of it.
With that decided Chichiri 'poofed' his way to Mt. Riekaku (is that how you spell it?) where Tasuki was making his residence and leading his bandits.
However, Chichiri was not really calculating on how he would land. With a surprised "Daaa!" he materialized in air and landed on something...more like someone.
"Oy!" Shouted a familiar red-headed bandit with green teardrop earrings.
"Oh! There you are, no da!" exclaimed Chichiri getting off of him. Then added very seriously. "We need to talk"
About two hours later Chichiri and a sulking Tasuki were both riding horses on their way to Tai-yun-jun's heavenly palace.
Tasuki was playing the scene of what Chiciri had told him over and over again in his mind:
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"Tasuki we need to talk" Said a very serious Chichiri.
Tasuki quickly noticing Chiciri's change of mood looked up at him.
Chichiri taking this reaction as a note to keep talking continued: "For the last day or two I have been having these connections with a spirit of some kind that is not of this world, no da. (A/N Though Chichiri is being serious, he is not serious enough to stop saying his no da's)
Tasuki just looked at Chichiri with a shocked expression. After finally regaining his composure he slapped Chichiri on the back, in a comical fashion.
"Well, that's settled it!" He said. "The monk has finally cracked!" Then added as an after-thought. "It was sooner than expected though." With his fingers resting on his chin as if to say he was working on some kind of mystery.
"I have not cracked, no da!" Said a very indignant Chichiri who had now turned chibi.
"Alright, Alright. If you say so. But what do you think can be causing these weird connections?" Tasuki asked.
"I may have an idea but it's highly unlikely, no da. Remember when Miaka came to us, Tasuki?"
"How can I forget?" He replied. "But what does this have to with Miaka?" he asked.
Chiciri turned back into his normal form "I don't believe it actually has anything to do with her, no da." Chiciri was looking for the right words to say. "What I mean is that when Miaka came she had this certain aura of energy around her. Now this connection that I have been feeling is of that same exact energy source but much more stronger, no da."
"Wow, that is weird. Well what do you suggest we do about it?" Asked Tasuki.
"Well..." Started Chichiri with his fingers touching each other. "I was hoping we could go on a little journey, no da" Chichiri seemed abit sheepish after this last sentence.
Tasuki, however, immediately caught on to what Chichiri was suggesting and started shaking his head. "There is no way that you are going to make me go, Chichiri! No way!"
"Oh come on, no da! It won't be that bad!
"No way! Remember the last time I went there?!" Tasuki shuddered as his mind went back on their last visit. "We both hate each other's guts. The last time I went there she nearly burned my hair off."(A/N: this may not actually have happened, but play along with it ok?).
Then added: "Besides I have a mountain a' bandits to lead, what would I do about that?!"
Chiciri patiently waited until Tasuki calmed down and continued. "Tasuki. We have to go to Tai-yun-jun's place because:
(1.) She is the only one who can explain this new energy source, no da.
(2.)We are the 2 remaining members of the 7 celestial warriors and our help may be needed, no da.
(3.) Tai-yun-jun does not hate you, no da." Chichiri was struggling to find the right words because in truth he had no idea what Tai-yun-jun thought of Tasuki let alone of what she thought about him. "Um...she just thinks you are...er...challenged, no da!"
Tasuki, stupid as he is, replied. "Darned right I'm challenged." He said while jumping up in the air. "I get all these challenges to fight from all these other warriors...especially women." He added as an afterthought. "At least Tai-yun-jun knows that much about me." Tasuki smirked as he did a warrior pose.
Chiciri looked at Tasuki with a sweat drop and a blank expression on his face. (much like the one Kita had before with Jiru!) "Um...That's not what I meant, no da." He said to no one in particular. "Oh well."
Chiciri loudly cleared his throat so as to attract Tasuki's attention,(Tasuki was still admiring himself).
When that failed Chichiri bonked him on the head with his staff.
"Hey why d'ya do that for?!" Cried Tasuki.
"Because" Started Chiciri. "I haven't finished explaining on why we can go"
Tasuki finally gave his attention to Chiciri. Chichiri gave a victory sign with his fingers, turned chibi and said: "And (4.) You can always get Koji to look after your mountain of bandits for you, no daaa!!!!" At his last 'no daaa!!' Chichiri jumped high in the air acting like a certain 'young lady' would when she had just had too much sugar.
"Well...I guess we could do that." Amitted Tasuki with defeat as he couldn't find a way out of it. He had to admit though, that Chichiri had planned this out pretty well. "I give in."
Chichiri, still in his chibi form, threw up his bubble kesa in the air, in which it magically started to pour out balloons and surround Tasuki. While Chichiri started to dance. "No DAAAA!!!!"
"Hey, Chichiri," said a surprisingly calm Tasuki.
Chichiri paused and looked up (still in chibi form) at Tasuki.
"Never, ever do that again."
Chichiri automatically turned back to normal with a 'poof' and stopped what he was doing. With a cheerful smile on his face/mask, "All you had to do was ask, no da."
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Tasuki groaned wondering if he had just sold his soul to an evil entity. 'Damn Chiciri and his persuasion skills.' He thought.
Jiru looked up from her reading. "That's odd", she said to no one in particular. "I have the slightest notion that someone was just throwing a balloon party." Then she started to cry. "And they didn't invite me!!!"
Jillybean01: Well, that's the end of this chapter I hope you all liked it!!!
Chichiri: Well judging by that you don't have any reviews, no da. I'd say that it sucked.
Jillybean01: starts to cry Chichiri I thought you were on my side?!
Chichiri: I am only doing what Kita told me to say. In return she gave me a bag of candy, no da turns chibi and runs off
Jillybean01: shouts angrily Kita!!!!
Kita: Man! I thought he could be trusted!
Jiru: Apparently not...
