Jillybean01: Hi guys! I'm back/slides down the stairway banister and falls flat on face./

Chichiri, Jiru, and Kita/holds up judging cards with a number 2./

Jillybean01: Tough crowd...Well anyway I'm too lazy to start any convo's with my peeps... /holds up some baby chickens./...So I will just go on to the all mighty Disclaimer.

Disclaimer!!!

I do not own Fushigi Yugi, Chichiri, Tasuki or the Pope. (where did that come from?)

I do, however own Jiru, and Kita and some other characters I need not mention. Oh yeah and I also own these peeps. /Once again hold up some baby chickens, some wearing cool sunglasses/

Oh I just found out that my asterix's didn't show up in the last chapters so I will just have to use these slash thingys'. I forgot what they were called...like this /.../.

Chapter 5

Back in the Universe of the Four Gods in a little kingdom called Shabang...(A/N...Not many people in this Univers have heard of it...it's probably a good thing). The man who has been spying on Kita. The man who was powerful enough to transport himself between two dimensions. The man who had found that lucky penny, was busy plotting an evil plan.

"Hm, if I can just get back to that would, grab her and then return here with her then my plan would be absolute.", he said. (A/N he's talking about Kita.) "But how am I going to get her to come willingly, she seems too stuburn for that." Already he was figuring her personality even though they never properly met.

"Why don't you use force, Lord Briko?" An older man suggested.

"Ah! Captain Tenielle, what an excellent suggestion!" The man who was supposedly Lord Briko exclaimed. "But it seems she may be too strong for that", he said doubtfully.

Briko walked up to his hanging mirror to closely admire his features. Looking back at him was a young man of about 20 with long blonde hair with light fluffy bangs.As his bright blue eyes looked at his charming reflection they wandered slowly to a table directly behind him, which held a box of hypnotizing pills and a box of chocolates...(What a selection!).

Immediately Briko's eyes lit up at the sight. "Ah!" He exclaimed. "I could go back to her world and tempt her to come with me with those box of chocolates! How can she refuse?...Women love chocolates! I am such a genius!" He sprouted some fox ears and started to do a victory dance. Which closely resembled our world's "Macarina."

Captain Tenielle gave a sharp cough startling Briko out of his 'little dance'. "Sir, not meaning to impose on your...er...special moment." Emphasizing the words 'special moment' with finger quotes. "However, I would highly advise against that idea. Seeing as she is a woman, and women do love chocolates. But the point is...what's to stop her from suspecting your plans, and taking the chocolate and slamming the door in your face?"

Lord Briko's face turned gloomy as he slumped down on his throne. "Then what do you suggest we do?" Lord Briko looked expectantly at his Captain, knowing full well that he was harboring a more devious plan.

"Well", started Tenielle. "The chocolate idea isn't too bad, but it's lacking strategy and tact." He started pacing around the room.

"You know if we use your hypnotizing pills, slip them into the chocolate, then give them to her she would succomb to your power and then give herself to you." (Wow. he didn't have to think hard for that one.)

As these words were spoken Lord Briko stood up with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Captain Tenielle, you have outdone yourself!" As he walked over and slapped a hand on Tenielle's back. "Remind me to give you a raise," he added as an afterthought. With that a rather smug Tenielle bowed and left the room leaving an inspired soon to be Emperor of Shabang (A/N/ giggles /) to his thoughts.

'Now I will finally have the perfect bride to rule by my side!', he thought as made his way to his bed and fell asleep.

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Tenielle was walking with an important air over to his quarters. If you looked closely over his head, though only the spiritually inclined noticed...but this was a kingdom of the physically inclined so actually nobody noticed. Anyway, if one did see it they would have noticed a faint purple orb hovering ominously over his head.

As soon as he was out of earshot he started to laugh under his breath as it gradually grew to a full blown cackle. "Ha! Now I will succeed where my failure of a sister did not." Thinking back on the time when his sister was sent about seven years ago to murder the threats of their plans.

There was a prophecy that stated that two powerful beings would inhabit this world. Tenielle and his sister had hopes of capturing these beings and of using them to their advantage.

His sister, however, failed by trying to kill them off in their own world after she found out which Universe they resided. (A/N: They both have the power to transport into different worlds.) Tenielle found out where his sister went and found her in some kind of prison. He left her there to bleed.

Tenielle shook his head sadly at how his sister's life ended so miserably. They were supposed to kidnapped these entities, not kill them. His sister had learned her lesson.

"Now with my plan in action I shall soon rule the whole entire Universe and watch as those Four Gods bow down to me!!

But first I must attend to something."

He walked down to his chambers where a man who looked exactly like Lord Briko was chained violently to the wall. The man looked up."You will never get away with this Tenielle!!", he shouted.

"Ah. But I will." Tenielle replied. "Nobody knows except for you and I that I have made a clone out of you with my very own powers. With complete looks, attitude, and personality. And do you want to know something?" Tenielle was practically teasing him. "The whole kindom of Shabang (A/N/giggles/) thinks that "IT" is you and even "IT" thinks it's you. So you're pretty much screwed where you are standing...chained I mean."

Tenielle started to laugh when he was cut off by an angry growl. "Why are you doing this, Tenielle!", the real Briko shouted. "After all these years of trusting each other. Why?!"

"You want to know why?!" Said an incredulous Tenielle. "If you are so stupid as to ask that question then I shall humor you."

Tenielle walked up to Briko where he was chained and crouched down so that their faces were mere inches away from each other. "You see, ever since your fathered took over my father's kingdom, killing him in the processes and thus making me your slave boy I have had an small itch for revenge. But luckily I have gained a high status and everyone's trust including yours. But I couldn't act because of your father." He paused to let this sink in.

"Now that your father is dead", he continued, "you will need a bride to rule over the kingdom. I didn't dream of killing you because the people of Shabang (A/N/giggles.) love you too much. They would have eventually found out and disposed of me. So, I thought that it would be great fun to test my powers and create an exact replica of you and find you your own bride. An etity that is said to soon come into this Universe with tremendous powers, told by an ancient prophecy.(He didn't mention the other entity because he had momentarily forgotten.)

"Well, how do you know if it's a female!" Retorted Briko with attitude.

"I have my ways." Replied Tenielle. "You see." He contiued. "This entity does not yet know how to use her powers. But I will have your substitute hypnotize her so when she finally does gain her powers they will successfully rule over the Universe. Through me of course."

"You sick animal. You will never get away with this!!", he repeated, then added. "There is one thing that will never change about you." Tenielle looked questioningly at him. "Oh and what is that?"

"(One): Your breath stinks and (Two): When are you ever going to stop talking!! Jeez. You rival that of a priest giving a sermon, it's so long. You seriously need to learn how to shorten your speeches."

Tenielle just glared at Lord Briko. "What I say and don't say are my business and my business alone." With that last sentence he left the chamber with a slam of the door.

"Hey get back here!" Briko shouted as his stomache made a weird growling noise. "You still haven't given me my lunch! And my favorite Soap Opera is on...", he said with a teardrop coming out his eye. (A/N: Dramatic plays were called Soap Opera's in his kingdom...weird huh?)

Jillybean01: I really thought that the for Briko's kingdom (Shabang) was quite humorous...seeing as that it's actually my older brother's nickname...Don't ask.

I wonder what's in store for the characters of "Goddesses Divine". The Soap Opera within a Soap Opera.

Kita: That makes no sense whatsoever.

Jillybean01: Your just jealous that I control your life.

Kita: /sarcastically./ Suuure I am.

Jillybean01:/not getting the hint./ See, I knew you would see it my way!!

Chichiri: Why do we have to use slashes instead of asterix's, no da/upset at having to use slash marks./

Jillybean01: I thought I told you already. I don't have Microsoft Word so I have to use Word Pad instead which does not show the asterix. Got it?

Chichiri/ sadly nods head as he slowly walks off stage./ Daaaaaaa.