Alright, more insanity, coming your way! Enjoy! Like I said, just tell me or Nami-kun if you are confused, and we'll try to help.
Rohne was leaning on Iruka and laughing girlishly. "And thish…" she said, slurring her words, "Is my fifty-eighth beer today and I feel fiiine." She hiccupped loudly.
"I think you've had enough beer for now, Rohne." Iruka tried to stay calm, but he was beginning to get nervous around the drunken woman.
"Hm…yes, I am getting a bit full," she said, leaning on him.
Kakashi turned in time to see Nami walking in with Dark behind her.
"Dark?! What the hell are you doing with my daughter?!" Kakashi yelled furiously.
"Dad, relax, nothing hap-"
"Where the hell did you take her? What did you do?"
"Kakashi, calm down," Anko said. "He respects her, don't worry."
"I don't like him. Nami, come here."
"No, Dad, I'm fi-"
"Now," he said in a calm fury. Nami grunted, but obeyed. Kakashi continued. "Dark, I don't want you coming near my daughter. Got it?"
"But, Dad-"
"Stay away from him," he said.
"Nami…" Dark started.
"Don't talk to her," Kakashi ordered.
"Kakashi!" Anko argued. "Leave them to me."
"No! I won't have my daughter associating herself with a demon!" Nami's face fell in devastation. Anko punched Kakashi in the face.
"I-I can't t-talk to him because he's a d-de-demon?" Nami stuttered.
"Nami…" Anko said. She knelt down to her daughter and embraced her.
"Then does that mean he h-hates me, too?"
Dark knelt down on the other side of Nami. "I'm not going anywhere, Nami. No matter what he says," he reassured her. He kissed her lips softly.
"I said to stay away from her, demon!" Kakashi yelled, advancing toward him.
"I'm a demon, Dad!" Nami yelled. Kakashi stopped in his tracks. "Yes, I'm a half-demon. Does that mean that you hate me, too?"
Kakashi stood still with shock.
"Oh, this is going to get interesting, hic," said Rhone, avoiding Anko's glare. "Anywaysh, Kakashi," she continued, slurring her words a bit, "You like Naruto, hic, and we aaaalll know about him sho, hic, whatsh the differenshe? Ash the pack ushed to shay, 'no matter what you look like or what you are, you're shtill part of the pack'. And cows dance."
"Rohne, you made no sense at all."
"At least I'm trying to help!" she yelled, for a moment not sounding drunk at all. "No one ever appreciates what I try to do!"
"Well, your 'help' isn't working, doofis!" exclaimed Dark.
Kakashi glared at Nami and Dark. "I don't want you around my daughter, demon. Who knows what you'll do. My daughter might be half-demon, but I love her. She wasn't born as a full-demon like you."
"Dad-!"
"No, its alright, Nami. I'll go, before you get punished," Dark said as he turned and glared at Kakashi with flashing dark-purple eyes.
Tamer sighed. "Why is everybody fighting?" she questioned Miyoko. "I think it has something to do with demons. I'm a demon… does that mean I have to leave, too? Wha-"
"I'm HERE!" shouted Gai, bursting through the door. "Nami, the bea-"
"Dark, wait for me!" she yelled, running out the door in fear.
"Hey, get back here!" Kakashi cried, following.
"Kakashi," Anko grunted angrily.
Everyone looked at one another, then at Gai.
"Party's over," Sarutobi announced.
"Hey, who wants to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey?" Rohne suggested, glaring evilly at Gai.
Amid the pandemonium that ensued, Miyoko looked sideways at Tamer. "You're a demon? What animal?"
"Otter."
Miyoko raised an incredulous eyebrow. "Uh-huh. And what damage can an otter do?"
"Have you ever seen an otter with a katana?"
"Erm… no?"
If she didn't know any better, Miyoko could swear that Tamer was smirking.
Suddenly, Dark returned to the party.
"Dark, are you okay?" questioned Tamer. "Your eyes used to be purple; now they're goldish-yellow."
"I'm fine. Where's Nami?" he asked shortly.
"She went out with you…" Tamer reminded, in a voice she used for the young or terminally stupid.
"Oh, I lost her in the, uh – in the darkness."
"She has silver hair; its kind of hard to miss."
Dark came running him, chased by Kakashi, who was followed by Nami.
"What the hell? Two Darks?" Nami asked. "That sant..."
"Dark?" Tamer asked.
"Yes?" They unisoned.
"Well, we can forget that idea," she said muttered. While everyone was distracted looking at Tamer, one Dark turned and bit the other on the neck.
"No!" Nami yelled. She caught Dark as he fell. "Its you…" she trailed off. She held Dark's hand and looked into the imposter's eyes. "Dad…" Anko and Kakashi moved in front of them. Anko flinched at the last word Nami said, but Kakashi didn't hear.
"Orochimaru, what do you want?" Anko asked menacingly
"Anko! Stand down. Iruka, take her place," Orochimaru said.
"But, sir- aah!" She gripped her neck.
"I need you out of the way, dear Anko," he said, smiling sickeningly. Anko didn't say anything; she had passed out from pain. Kakashi quickly caught her and passed her to Tamer.
"Take care of her." The girl nodded.
"C-can you take Dark, too?" Nami grunted painfully. Tamer saw her mark for the first time.
"Sensei? Are you okay?"
"Tamer! Shut up and take Dark!" she yelled. Orochimaru laughed.
"Nami, stand up and get Dark," he ordered. Nami's mark turned black. She obeyed. After picking up Dark, she stood by his side.
"Welcome back, my student," he said, putting his hand on her shoulder.
"Good to be back sensei," she answered mechanically.
Rohne stood up. "Leave her alone!" she yelled drunkenly.
"There you are." He quickly rushed behind her and bit her on the neck. Dark's bite marks had grown two comma-like markings, just like Nami's bite mark. Rohne's own grew immediately. A moment later, Orochimaru had disappeared in a cloud of smoke, taking Dark, Rohne, and Nami with him.
"Nami!" shouted Kakashi, lunging into the cloud of smoke.
"Nami-sensei!" Tamer exclaimed.
"Goddammit!" shouted Kakashi as he passed through the smoke, jamming his fist on the floor.
Anko moaned as she began to awake.
"Anko," Kakashi said. "Orochimaru took Nami, Rohne, and that demon."
"Oh, crap." She quickly sat up, still feeling dazed.
"You're too weak," said Kakashi firmly. "You stay here and take care of the youngsters."
"Please bring her back," pleaded Anko.
"Kakashi…" interrupted Gai.
Everyone's attention turned to him.
"For once in my life," he said dramatically, "I will be responsible. I will… try my hardest to protect this beautiful young woman."
"Stick a torch up your crap-hole," countered Anko.
"Maybe this once we should trust him…" Kakashi said.
Anko's eyes widened. "You've got to be joking."
"Sorry Anko," said Kakashi as he stood up. "Gai, I'm trusting you for the first time in my life. Don't do anything stupid."
"Yes sir!"
"C'mon, you three," ordered Kakashi.
The room filled with silence as Anko glared at Gai. "I swear. If you do anything stupid, I will rip your head off and watch your body twitch."
"Sounds great!!!"