Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha (unfortunately).I also do not own:
Barbie Girl by Aqua
My Humps by Black-Eyed Peas
Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
That One Special Someone
Chapter 6
Going Crazy
"Excuse me; hate to interrupt your conversation, but what was that?" Koga asked.
"What do you (hiccup) mean?" Ayame replied.
"Oh, you mean our singing?" Rin answered. All of the guys shook their heads without saying anything.
"Well we did that to get your attention, since you guys were just in a group talking. And apparently it worked!"
"Hey, who wants to play truth or dare?!" yelled a very elated Kagome.
"Yeah," screamed all the girls.
"Come on (hiccup) party poopers! Come Play!" Sango said, directing it towards the guys.
"Come (hiccup) on!"
"Fine!"
The guys joined the circle and looked at each other knowing that they were in trouble.
"Wooohoooo!" Kagome yelled out of nowhere.
"Sango? What did you put in your drinks?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ummm…Margarita mixes, crushed ice, tequila…"
"Tequila?!" The guys yelled.
"Yeah!!"
"Great now I have to deal with a hyper and hyper Rin, I was just fine with her being hyper but look…" Sesshomaru said, pointing to Rin sitting next to him. She was yelling for no reason and jumping up and down like she was crazy.
"Ah Fluffy, I'm not thaaaaat bad!"
"Fluffy?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah, she started calling me that when we first started dating."
"Ooookay…..Who wants to play truth or dare now?" Kagome said.
"Acctually…"
"No one was asking you! I'll go first," Sango volunteered.
"Kagome truth or dare?"
"Mmmmm…..truth."
"If you had to pick one person in this room to date who would it be and why or why not? Also picture them all being available."
"Not Sesshomaru because he is to cold and distant."
"At least someone agrees with me," Inuyasha mumbled.
"Not Koga because he'd want to date me anyway and I just like him as a friend."
"Not Inuyasha because he's a self-centered, arrogant, self-absorbed…"
"We get it Kagome," Ayame said.
"So you choose Miroku?" Sango asked.
"Actually I wouldn't choose him either, since he's such a perv. So I wouldn't choose anyone, I'd rather die than sate one of them."
"That hurt Kagome," Miroku said whipping away a fake tear.
"Get over it perv," Kagome retorted.
"Koga, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to…give Ayame a kiss!"
"What?!" An angry Ayame screamed.
"Well, go on Koga!"
"Fine."
Ayame got redder and redder by the minute. Before anyone knew it Koga had already kissed her and was asking the next question.
"I'll get you Kagome. Inuyasha, truth or dare?"
"Dare, of course!"
"I dare you and Kagome to sing together to the song Barbie Girl by Aqua."
"I have that cd!" screamed Sango, running over to Kagome's stereo and turned to the song.
"Go on you guys. Stand up in front of everyone," Koga said in a teasing voice.
"I will NOT do that!" Kagome replied.
"Dido," Inuyasha added.
"Either that or you have to kiss!"Koga told them.
"I hate you," Inuyasha said.
Both Inuyasha and Kagome stood up in front of everyone and started singing:
Inu: Hi
Barbie
Kag: Hi Ken!
Inu: Do you wanna go
for a ride?
Kag: Sure Ken!
Inu: Jump In...
Inuyasha and Kagome both just kind of stood there and said the words softly too embarrassed by what they had to say.
Kag: I'm a
barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Inu: Come
on Barbie, let's go party!
Kagome actually got into it this time and started having fun.
Kag: I'm a
barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Kag:
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it
tight, I'm your dolly
Inu: You're my doll, rock'n'roll,
feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky
panky...
Kag: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm
always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in
the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush
my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
This time Inuyasha started to get into it and now both he and Kagome didn't care about the others because they were having so much fun.
Inu: Come on
Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (uu-oooh-u)
Inu:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (uu-oooh-u)
Kag:
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like
a star, I can beg on my knees
Inu: Come jump in, bimbo
friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go
party
Kag: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm
always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm
always yours"
Inu: Come on Barbie, let's go
party!
Kag: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu: Come on Barbie,
let's go party!
Kag: (uu-oooh-u)
Inu: Come on
Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag: (uu-oooh-u)
Kag:
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie
girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you
can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your
creation
Inu: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag:
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag:
(uu-oooh-u)
Inu: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag:
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Inu: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Kag:
(uu-oooh-u)
Kag: Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Inu:
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Kag: Oh, I love you
Ken!
As soon as they finished singing they sat down, blood-red in the face, and avoiding eye contact.
"Truth or dare, Miroku?" Inuyasha mumbled.
"Dare!"
"I dare you to not grope any girl for the rest of night."
"That's torture! Fine," Miroku replied, looking defeated.
"Truth or dare, Sango?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sing and dance with me to My Humps by Black-Eyed Peas and you can make one other group of two come up here too."
"Kagome get up here along with…..no one."
"Your evil," Kagome replied standing up next to Sango.
"Ayame, get the music."
"'K!"
The music started and three began the show:
Mir: What you
gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
San:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my
hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my
hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
Kag:
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat
me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce &
Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their
money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they
love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but
they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We
can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
They all got really into it and started having fun while dancing around.
San: My love
(love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps
(love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got
you,
Mir: She's got me spending.
San: (Oh)
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
Mir:
She's got me spendin'.
San: (Oh) Spendin' all your money on
me, up on me, on me
Mir: What you gon' do with all that
junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Kag: I'ma get,
get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Mir:
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them
jeans?
Kag: 'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make
you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my
hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely
lady lumps (Check it out)
Inuyasha didn't notice it but he was emitting a low growl when Miroku and Kagome danced together.
Mir: I met a
girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I
could be your baby, you can be my honey
let's spend time not
money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky
cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky
riiiiiiight.
San: They say I'm really sexy,
The boys
they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always
dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my
lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch
it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no
drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You
ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my
hump.
Kag: My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My
hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady
lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps
(lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got
you,
Mir: She's got me spendin'.
San: (Oh)
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
Mir:
She's got me spendin'.
San: (Oh) Spendin' all your money on
me, up on me, on me.
Mir: What you gon' do with all
that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Kag: I'ma
get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Mir:
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them
jeans?
San: I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make
you scream, make you scream.
Mir: What you gon' do with all
that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Kag: I'ma
get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this
hump.
Mir: What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All
that breast inside that shirt?
San: I'ma make, make, make,
make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4
Mir: She's got me
spendin'.
San: (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and
spendin' time on me
Mir: She's got me spendin'.
Kag:
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
"Alright, Kagome truth or dare?" Sango asked, sitting down out of breath.
"Truth."
"Is it true that you hate Kikyo?"
"I hate her with every ounce of my being," she replied, through tightly clenched teeth.
"Why do you hate her so much?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"You really want to know!"
"Yes, I would actually!"
"Because…"
"Yes?!"
"You don't have to tell him Kagome," Sango said in a comforting voice.
Kagome shot her head up from where it rested on her chest and yelled, "BECAUSE SHE RUINED MY LIFE!"
Kagome quickly ran up to her room, tears streaming down her face.
"Good going Inuyasha!" Sango and Rin yelled, running after Kagome.
Upstairs…
"Kagome?"
"Please open up."
"Go away!" They heard Kagome yell in a muffled voice.
Rin and Sango were trying to get Kagome to unblock the door, but she wouldn't.
"Please Ka…"
"GO AWAY!"
The two girls went down stairs to be greeted by Miroku asking," She won't come out will she?"
"No," replied Sango walking over to the standing Inuyasha and……….SLAP!!!
"You jerk! You don't know what she has gone through! Get out!"
Inuyasha however did not make a move toward the door he was still too stunned that Sango had slapped even though it didn't hurt.
"GET OUT!!!" Sango yelled, going to slap him but was stopped by Miroku.
"Shhh, calm down," he whispered in her ear.
Sango then collapsed in his arms and started crying.
After crying for about half an hour in Miroku's arms Sango got up and said, "I'm sorry Inuyasha, I was just really mad remembering the past really brought up bad memories."
"It's okay Sango."
"Oh CRAP!"
"What was that?" asked Koga.
"That was Kagome," Rin replied.
"I'm late!!"
"I look like crap!"
After a few minutes, Kagome came rushing down the stairs, dressed in a tight black mini- skirt, high black boots that came up to her knees, and a pink tube top.
I'm gonna be late! My boss is gonna kill me!" she kept mumbling.
"Where are you going?" Sango questioned seeing as the boys we're drooling and Ayame and Rin were in shock.
"Oh, I forgot! I gotta go to work, so you all can sleep here if you want. Girls in my room, guys in the guest room, no one sleep in my bed because when I get home I'll want to come home and straight to bed."
"Where do you work?" Miroku asked, curious as to why Kagome was dressed like that. He had never seen her look so…..well…..sluttish.
"Can't tell; if you need me call my cell. K? Bye!"
"Bye," Sango answered in a confused voice, just as Kagome ran out of the house.
A minute later you could hear the 'Brrruummmm!' of Kagome's car going down the street.
"That was awkward," Ayame said.
"Yeah, where does she work, why was she dressed like that, and why does she work this late?" Inuyasha asked, even though he was thinking damn she was hot!
"Honestly, I didn't even know that she had a job at 11:30 at night. I only knew about her job at the mall." Sango said, confused that Kagome had never told her about this job.
"How about we call her at midnight and see if we can figure out where she works. We need to see what time she will be home at anyway," Rin suggested.
Midnight…
"Who's gonna call her?"
"I will," Sango volunteered.
"Okay."
"Everyone be quiet," Sango said dialing Kagome's cell phone number and then putting her on speaker phone.
I'm bringin' sexy back, those other boys don't know how to ac…
"Hello? Here you are sir."
"Kagome?"
"Oh, hey Sango!"
"Hold on," Kagome said, setting her phone on the counter.
"What can I get for ya?" Sango and the rest of the gang heard her ask.
"How 'bout you?"
"Hey, only I'm aloud to say that to girls!" Miroku said.
"Shut up!" everyone replied.
"Sorry, already tookin'" Kagome lied.
"Oh well, can I have a scotch on the rocks?"
"Sure, hold on."
Sango and everyone else were in shock!
"Hey, sorry," Kagome had not even noticed that her friends had heard her talking to her "costumer".
"What did you need?"
"Ummmm…On, yeah what time will you be home?"
"Around 3:00 am on later, is that all? I gotta get back to work."
"Yeah, bye."
"Bye."
Sango hung up the phone and turned to her friends. Everyone had the same expression on their face…the 'what the hell' expression.
YEAH ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!!
I'm trying to type as fast as I can so that my mom doesn't throw this story away too.
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