Okay, I've decided to just have Switched Out be the second chapter to this. So, therefore, this story will not be a oneshot.

Switched Out is actually a prequel to Study Session, but whatever.

Should I change the title of the whole story? Maybe.

If anyone requests it I shall continue this story after Switched Out. Maybe.

To all my reviewers:

Thank you for reviewing! I'm really glad that everyone was pleased with this story. I had some really interesting reviews.

Soooo then, I'll just continue!

People: Hyotei and Seigaku

Problem: Inui creates a new juice which has devestating side effects. Whoohooo...

"Bwahahahaha! I have finally created a new juice that will have ALL the regulars, even Fuji, out cold forever!" Inui exclaimed.

"Really? Saa, I want to try it," Fuji said, popping outta nowhere. "What's it called?"

"I haven't named it yet. You sure you want to try it? Didn't you hear what I just said?"

"Yup."

"...Oookay, then. Here."

Fuji took the glass that Inui was holding and drank the contents. Inui, of course, had his notebook out and ready in case anything drastic happened. (A/N: Oh, yeah, you get a notebook but you don't get a phone? To like, call 911 when he dies?!)

Which it did.

Fuji immediately dropped to the ground, out cold.

"Ii data," Inui said, scribbling furiously on his notebook.

Hyotei

"I cannot believe you guys all left me there in the library with that freak!" Mukahi exclaimed.

"Excuse me, but I am NOT a freak!" Shishido yelled.

"Gakuto, you were being too stupid," Oshitari said. "People don't randomly blow up after they die. And pigs don't have three eyes."

"Well excuse m-" Mukahi never finished his sentence.

Why?

Cause he dropped to the floor out cold, just like Fuji did back at Seigaku.

Two hours later. Inui's still randomly taking notes and the others back at Hyotei decided to throw Mukahi into a broom closet.

Seigaku

Inui glanced over at Fuji's body. "Maybe I should call the hospital now. It's been two hours."

He decided not to when Fuji's body began to stir. Fuji slowly opened his eyes. "What the hell am I doing over here?"

Inui was just like "..."

"Well excuse me for being stupid, Oshitari. It's not like I have like, a 200 IQ like Fuji does."

Inui was still just like "..."

Fuji finally realized that Inui was staring at him and was all like O.o wtf is he doing here?

Inui finally started talking. "Fuji, are you sure you're okay?"

"Fuji? Who's Fuji? Oh, you mean that smartass jerk back at Seigaku? Isn't he supposed to be like, at Seigaku right now? And what are you doing here at Hyotei?"

Hyotei

Mukahi slowly opened his eyes and groaned. His head hurt really badly. When he finally got over his senses he was all like O.O

"Saa, so Inui left me in the broom closet? Wait, do we even have a broom closet at Seigaku?"

Mukahi turned to his right and saw a mirror. In it, he saw someone.

That someone, was not him.

Mukahi immediately got up, banged the door open and realized that he was at Hyotei's clubroom.

"Ore-sama does not know why you were in the broom closet, but Ore-sama does not appreciate it when you bang into the clubroom while we're all having a meeting. And Ore-sama does not appreciate people being la-"

"Saa, can anyone explain to me where I am?" Mukahi asked.

"...At the clubroom dumbass. Did you get like, a brain freeze or something?" Shishido smirked.

Mukahi didn't answer. All he did was walk out of the clubroom and immediately began walking to Seigaku.

"...Shishido, I think you hurt his feelings."

Seigaku

Inui just stared and kept on staring. "What do you mean, "who's Fuji?" You're Fuji!"

"No, I'm Mukahi Gakuto. Is you brain, like, dead or something?" Fuji asked.

Inui proceeded to hand a mirror to Fuji. When he looked into it he immediately began yelling. "HOLY MOTHER FREAKING COW! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL HAPPENED?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

The door opened with a bang. Mukahi walked up to Inui. "Inui, explain. Now."

"Ahem...I guess...Mukahi Gakuto and Fuji Syuusuke just switched bodies?"

"..."

"I'm sure the effects will go away after a day."

"..."

"Saa, then what are we supposed to do?"

"I can't be in Fuji's freaking body! Then I can't go back to Hyotei! I'd have to stay here and...Oh."

"Saa, then I have to go back to Hyotei and pretend I'm Mukahi, and he has to pretend he's me?"

"What else are you supposed to do?" Inui asked.

"You know this is all your fault right, Inui?"

"It's the juice, not me."

"..."

(A/N: From now on Fuji's in Mukahi's body, so I'll just call him Fuji. And Mukahi's in Fuji's body, so I'll just call him Mukahi, okay?)

Fuji sighed, "Okay, listen, you can't do any of your acrobatic moves in my body, okay? And actually try to act like me, okay?"

Mukahi glared. "How the hell am I supposed to do that? I barely know you!"

"For starters, stop swearing.

"Fine, but don't show off any of your counters to anyone. And try to act like you're stupid."

"Okay...what? I have to act like I'm stupid?"

"Yeah. Ask stupid questions like "where did the sun come from" and "is the moon really made out of cheese?"

"Ooookay."

Inui got up. "So, it's settled then. I'll just leave you two to discuss things..."

"You know, this is all your fault. Why are you so calm about it?" They both asked.

"I'm not the one in someone else's body. Plus, it's good data."

"..."

20 minutes later. Fuji's back at Hyotei and Mukahi's back at Seigaku. Let the route to hell begin...

Hyotei

"Ore-sama would like to know where you have been, Gakuto."

"Um..." Fuji hesitated. "Out walking..."

"Out walking? You can walk?" Shishido looked surprised.

"Yeah."

"..."

"What? Did I do something wrong?"

"..."

"This is the first time in history that you haven't picked a fight with Shishido," Oshitari said.

"Oh. Should I have a fight with him now?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"Oh. Right. Um, Shishido, I'll blackmail you."

"Dude, what happened? You usually swear at me and stuff." Shishido stared.

Actually, everyone stared.

"Err, what's the capital of California?"

Everyone kept on staring.

"Um, can cows fly?"

Stare. Stare. Stare.

"Can chickens eat cacti?"

Stare.

"..."

Stare.

Fuji was starting to have alot of fun creeping people out. He decided to ask the most bizarre question of all. "How many types of Spinocerebellar Ataxia are there, what are there symptoms, and when is there average onset?"

Stare.

"What the freaking hell was that all about?" Shishido finally asked. "Well, not the first three questions, but the last one! I didn't even understand half of that question!"

"Ore-sama does not believe that Gakuto has become smart." This from Atobe.

"Gakuto, I can't believe you even asked that question. Do you even know what Spinotcerebellar Ataxia is?" Oshitari asked.

"Spinocerebellar Ataxia occurs when the cerebrum starts to grow smaller. Over time, the victim of the disease will have trouble walking, and will eventually need to use a wheelchair. Need I continue?" Fuji smirked. Then he remembered something. I'm not supposed to be doing this...

"Gakuto, did you memorize that off of Wikipedia?"

"Yup." No, I didn't. I researched about it. It was for my report in Biology last semester. I got a 100 on that!

"Jeez. Weirdo."

"See? Ore-sama was right! Ore-sama is always right. Ne, Kabaji?"

"Usu."

"Gakuto, memorizing that off of Wikipedia does not mean you're grown smarter, you know that, right?" Oshitari asked.

"Yes." Fuji looked around. "So, what's the meeting about?"

"The meeting finished. We were going outside to practice."

"Oh."

(A/N: Fuji's eyes aren't closed. But Mukahi's are. And he's having trouble)

Seigaku

"Dammit! How the hell does he move around with his eyes closed all the time?!" Mukahi grumbled to himself as he stumbled forward and almost landed into a desk.

"Fuji? Are you okay?"

Mukahi peeked with his almost closed eyes and saw who the owner of the voice was. "You..." Death was in his eyes.

"Fuji? What happened? Did I do something wrong nya?!" Kikumaru stared at Fuji.

"Ahh, it's nothing. I was just wondering where Inui was." Mukahi proceeded to sit at his desk.

"Inui? I haven't seen him all day. I think he locked himself up in the science lab again, nya!" Kikumaru shuddered. "He's probably making one of those horrible juices again, nya."

"Silence!" The teacher was pacing at the front of the room.

"Duuddeee, he just like...popped outta nowhere. Duddeeeeee he's like...fat..." This from Mukahi.

Kikumaru stared at him. "Are you sure you're okay?"

"Yep."

"Class." The teacher cleared his throat. "Today, we will be taking a pop quiz."

"Aw fuck," Mukahi muttered. Fuji Syuusuke was gunna kill him.

Hyotei

"Class." The teacher cleared his throat. "Today we will be taking a pop quiz on history."

Fuji stared at the teacher with interest. Saa, a quiz? I hope there's extra credit.

"There will be 646 points of extra credit."

"Yes!"

"Of course, you'll all fail, as this is going to be the most terrifying quiz ever."

Everyone groaned, while Fuji had a smirk on his face.

Let hell begin. Starting with the tests.

Seigaku

Mukahi stared at his paper. "What the fucking hell is that?" he muttered, staring at the cat. "A cow?"

"Time's up."

"Aw fuck."

Hyotei

Fuji smirked as everyone was staring at the test, dumbstruck. Saa, that was easy.

"Time's up."

"Awww." Everyone groaned.

Seigaku

"The person with the highest score in the class is...Kikumaru!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone stared at Kikumaru. Well, mainly everyone. Some were staring at Mukahi. "But like, isn't Fuji supposed to be the highest scorer?"

"Actually, Fuji got the lowest score for the whole class."

"What was it, nya?" Kikumaru asked.

"...A 0."

"..."

Chaos broke. Like, totally.

Hyotei

"The person with the highest score is...Mukahi."

Everyone was like, WTF?!!

"Although I'm surprised it is true. Mukahi got all the extra credit except for a teeny mistake, which I took 0.2 percent off. In total, he got 645.8 percent."

Everyone was still like, WTF O.O.

Chaos broke. Again.

Lunchtime

Seigaku

"Fuji."

Mukahi turned around to see Tezuka, of all people, glaring at him. "Uh, yeah?"

"You let your guard down."

"How?"

"You got a zero on your English test."

"I couldn't tell the difference if the cat was a fucking cat or a tree. Jeez, did you look at those damn pictures? They look like lima beans. Plus my English sucks. Sheesh, cut me some slack, will you?"

Stare.

"Aw fuck, I mean, aw man. Okay, I was joking. I wanted to scare everyone in my class."

"I thought so."

"..."

"..."

"So..."

"Tennis practice. Now."

"Wait, I have a question!"

Tezuka's eyebrow twitched. "Yes?"

"Do mountains have vegetation?"

"..."

"Oh, wait, and why the heck does the moon have to be made out of cheese? I mean, seriously."

"..."

"Oh, wait, the moon isn't made out of cheese. It's made out of cells."

"..."

"Uhh, it's not made out of cells. It's made out of hair."

"..."

"Is hair dead?"

"..."

"Why are tables made out of wood? Can't they be made out of ice, or something?"

"..."

"Why didn't they call the Earth some other cool name? Like, Apollo or like, coffee even!"

"..."

"I wonder what artificial flavoring is."

"..."

"Paper is made out of rocks, right?"

"..."

"Oh, wait, I think paper's made out of hair too."

"..."

"I wonder what hell looks like."

"..."

"I wonder if I can land on my feet if I jump from the roof."

"..."

"Why are you staring at me?"

"..."

"Do I have like, a unibrow or something?"

"..."

"I don't even know what a unibrow is anyways. What is it?"

"..."

"You look fugly with your glasses, you know that, right?"

"..." Twitch, twitch.

"I wonder why leaves aren't made out of wood."

"..."

"If chickens are squished together under very high pressure, do they make rubies? Cause of the blood, ya know."

"..."

"Wait, maybe it was humans squished together under very high pressure."

"..."

"Or was it cows?"

"..."

"What's kibble, anyways? Like, computer chips or something?"

"..."

"I wonder why they call them computer chips. I mean, they're not edible."

"..."

"Then again, nothing makes sense in life."

"..."

"You look fat."

"..." Twitch, twitch.

"Did you know that Atobe's gunna kill you one day? And make you his slave?"

"..." Anger mark.

"Dude, you look like you're gunna puke with that face. Don't puke on me, I'd rather you puke on that stupid rival of mine."

"...Fuji. I think you have issues. Please go and attend counseling sometime, won't you?" Tezuka walked away, leaving a very confused Mukahi.

Hyotei

"You suck, man! Did you like, memorize the whole history textbook for that test?" Shishido groaned.

Fuji smirked. "I didn't do anything."

"..."

"Saa, I wonder how my cacti are doing. I think I forgot to water one of them."

Everyone on the regulars team was like, WTF?!

"Hm, maybe I should kill Inui afterwards."

"..."

"I hope the pictures turned out okay."

Everyone was like, What pictures?

"Oh, so..."

"..."

"How do you spell dog?"

"..."

"What?"

"You just aced your history test. And you're asking how to spell dog."

"Darn. Maybe I should've just gone with 400 points of extra credit."

"You just raised your grade to a 120. Which is impossible."

"Gakuto, I cannot believe you did that," Oshitari said.

"Ore-sama does not believe you did that!" Atobe got up. "Ore-sama thinks there's something wrong with you."

"Mukahi-sempai might've studied extra hard." This from Choutaru.

"Like hell he did. Did you get a computer chip stuck into your brain or what?" Shishido stood up. "Usually his brain's supposed to be filled with rocks or something."

"..." Fuji stared.

This was going to be a looong day.

For the both of them.

Two days later.

"Well, I guess the effects wore off," Inui said. "Which means everything is back to normal. I got alot of data from this."

"Inui, you're still going to die, you know that, right?" Fuji asked.

"..."

30 minutes later

Hyotei.

(A/N: They're back in their bodies. Which means they're okay now.)

Fuji stomped to Hyotei's tennis courts and stood in front of Mukahi, death in his eyes. "How could you get a zero on the English test?! That test was the easiest one!"

"It's not my fault! The pictures are too hard to see!"

"The pictures are fine! See? This is a cat! Not kibble!"

"I was putting in random things! I don't even know what kibble is!"

"Then leave the space blank! And this!" Fuji pointed to a fish. "That is a fish! Not Shishido's head!"

"The fish looked like a lima bean. Which is equal to Shishido's head!"

"This!" This time it was a dog. "This is not a 'tree with five legs!' A dog doesn't even have five legs! Jeez!"

"So?"

"And this!" It was a tree. "That is not a "pack of cats squished together to make a volcanoe!"

"..."

"This!" It was a ribbon. "That is NOT 'a pack of dog food snipped into bits by Shishido's hair with five legs and a hippo with a metal thing sticking out of its butt saying "This is Shishido. I have wings!" and having a cow's head attached to the hippo's leg with five books! I cannot believe I gave you a 645.8 percent on that history test!"

"Ya know, we all heard that." This from Shishido. "And now we understand that Gakuto's forever going to be stupid and that you should stay away from Inui. Kids, do not try this at home."

FIN

Well, I had fun.

Sorta.

This was freaking long.

I need to read it D

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