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ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:

Taco, Basket, Pin.

Fuji glanced at the menu. "Hmmm, I'll just have a taco, thank you."

Yuuta stared at his brother. "Why a taco?"

Fuji just smiled.

"...You're planning to do something to Mizuki, aren't you?"

The waiter came back. "Here's your taco!"

Just then Mizuki happened to walk past Fuji's table. "Ahh, Fuji! It's so nice to see you!"

"..." Fuji glared.

"..."

"Saa, Yuuta, would you mind if you handed me that basket? Thanks."

Yuuta gave his brother the basket. "Aniki, don't do something drastic."

Fuji just smiled and proceeded to put the taco in the basket.

"..."

Fuji put a blanket over the taco.

"..."

"Saa, here's a pin for you to play with," Fuji said, putting the pin gently beside the taco.

"Aniki, what do you think you're doing?"

"I'm giving the baby a pin to play with."

"Okay, you're going to make a horrible father one day."

"Why's that?"

"You don't give babies pins. They can injure themselves."

Suddenly, the taco suddenly started crying.

"Fuji. I think you need to go to a mental hospital," Mizuki said not noticing the crying.

Fuji just glared.

The taco suddenly walked up and stabbed Mizuki with the pin.

Actually, the taco stabbed Mizuki repeatedly.

Mizuki, of course screamed. A really girly scream. "HOW THE FRICK DID THAT TACO STAB ME?! AM I GOING INSANE?!" He ran out of the shop, screaming and waving his arms like hell.

"Aniki, I think you went too far."

"Saa, really?"

Saa Go Die Now:

Sadist, Pain, Blood

No one ever expected this.

No one.

Well, they all knew that Fuji was a sadistic person.

But Inui? How?

Well? Why the heck do you think he makes his Inui Juices every single day?

He's sadistic.

Well, not as much as Fuji. But close.

All the regulars had come back from running laps. Inui walked up to them, saying, "You failed."

The regulars stared at Inui as if he was insane.

"You're probably wondering why. You guys ran the last lap over a minute. Therefore, you get to try Inui's Bleeding Special."

"Inui's..."

"Bleeding..."

"Special...?"

"Saa, sounds interesting."

"I let my guard down." Tezuka muttered.

"Eiji, you're first."

Kikumaru stared at the glass before taking it and staring at the contents. "Inui, it looks like water, nya."

"..."

Kikumaru slowly and fearfully drank the contents.

All the regulars stared at Kikumaru to see what happened next.

Well? Don't you want to know? Of course you all do.

The next second Kikumaru was rolling on the ground as if he was in pain. Suddenly, he started crying.

Out blood.

So, basically, to make it easier, his tears were basically his blood.

All the regulars stared. And began shaking in fear. Well, all except Fuji.

Yep. Fuji's even more sadistic than Inui.

"Oishi's next."

Oishi had the same effects. Well, at least he didn't cry like Kikumaru.

Kaidoh started having a nosebleed.

Momo fainted.

Ryoma died. Well, almost. They had to take him to the hospital afterwards.

Inui didn't drink it. Duhh.

Kawamura got into BURNING mode. Without the racket.

Tezuka fell asleep. Yeah, he fell asleep. Sheesh.

Fuji was last. He stared at the glass. "Saa, I wonder what happens to me."

Inui had his notebook ready.

Fuji slowly drank the contents.

Inui wasn't prepared for what happened next. I mean, he assumed that Fuji was immune to all his creations.

Well, Fuji didn't writhe in pain. And he didn't faint or whatever. All he did was run to the bathroom before throwing up.

Yep. The most sadistic guy in Seigaku just puked in the bathroom because of Inui's Bleeding Special.

After recovering, Fuji stared back at the tennis courts. He was going to kill Inui. Literally kill.

Hell was on its way again.

Immortal Wifey:

Chocolate, Candy, Clown. (Hey, that's three C's!)

Oshitari stared.

And kept on staring.

"Gakuto, I hate circuses."

"Ore-sama does not get why he has to put up with this."

"Dude, why a circus?"

Mukahi just stared at everyone. "Dude, they have great food at circuses. I'm not telling you to go up to a clown and say 'duuudddeeeee you have like, three eyes' or something. Sheesh."

"No, we wouldn't do that. Only you would, Gakuto." This from Oshitari.

"Oh, come on! It's going to be fun! You get to smack cotton candy on people's faces! See?" Mukahi decided at that moment to take his blue cotton candy and smack it on Shishido's face. "See? It's fun!"

"You're going to die, you know that?" Shishido said.

"Ore-sama is not interested in cotton candy. Ne, Kabaji?"

"Usu."

"Oh! Do they have chocolate?!" Jirou asked.

"Yup," Mukahi answered.

Suddenly, a clown decided to come up to Oshitari. "Hey! Want a balloon?"

Unexpectedly, Oshitari started screaming.

Like, really screaming.

"OMFG OMFG IT'S A FREAKING CLOWN! OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG GAKUTO I HATE YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME! I HATE CLOWNS! GO DIE IN A PITHOLE CLOWN!"

Mukahi stared. Then he started to yell at the clown. "Dude! What the fucking hell is your problem? He hates clowns! So like, just fucking leave him alone! Sheesh! Jerk, it's not that hard! Go! Shoo! Go bug someone else with your hideous looks!"

"Ore-sama does not think that Gakuto should be swearing at a clown like that."

Shishido decided at that moment that someone needed to be nice to the poor clown. "Here, clown. Have some chocolate." He handed a bar of chocolate to the clown.

The clown stared. "I'd rather have wasabi sushi, thank you. Oh well, I guess chocolate can go with wasabi too."

Oshitari stared at the clown. "Oh gosh. Fuji, is that you?"

"Yep."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Dude, what are you doing?" Mukahi asked.

"Uh, being a clown? It's fun. You should really try it sometime."

"And why are you being a clown?"

"Saa, so I can take pictures when people are screaming at me?"

"..."

"What?"

"..."

Fuji is hell. Especially when he's being a clown.

Khmer-Angel:

Kittens, Crazy, Drugs

"Ore-sama does not understand."

"Happy Birthday!"

"Ore-sama needs to know why he has gotten this."

"It's your birthday!"

"Ore-sama has gotten a kitten for his birthday..."

"Yep!"

"Gakuto, you're insane. Why would I need a kitten?"

"I"m not insane. The kitten is a birthday present. It's a pet. Keep it."

"Ore-sama does not need a commoner's pet."

"It's not a 'commoner's pet'. It's a kitten. Even rich people have kittens. Just face it. You've been deprived of life."

"..."

"Make sure to feed it three times a day. Don't feed it human food."

"Then what do I feed it?"

"...Dude, it's called cat food."

"Cat food is for commoners."

"Cat food is food for a cat. Duhh."

"Cat food is for a commoner's cat. I shall feed it something else."

"Oookay..."

Three Days Later.

"Okay, why the heck did you call me at four in the morning?" Mukahi was glaring at Atobe.

"The kitten has gone crazy. I locked it up. Ore-sama does not appreciate this birthday present."

"Dude, what did you do to it?"

"I did as you said. I fed it food."

"What kind of food? Cat food?"

"I told you, cat food is for commoner's cat."

"So then what did you feed it?"

Atobe handed over a can to Mukahi. Mukahi read the label and started shouting. "WHY THE HECK DID YOU FEED A KITTEN CIGARS? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?!"

"It's food."

"IT'S NOT FOOD! PEOPLE SMOKE IT!"

"Oh. Ore-sama now understands why the kitten wasn't eating."

"Oh my god..." Mukahi rolled his eyes. "It probably got high off of it or something...no wonder the 'kitten has gone crazy'."

"What will Ore-sama do?"

"I'll tell you what you do. Next time don't feed a kitten drugs. Feed it cat food."

"Cat food is for-"

"Cat food is NOT for commoners! You're insane! It's better than feeding it random drugs!"

"..."

"You're an idiot..."

Meow...

shr0omx3:

Aloe, Chair, Calendar

"Aniki, I don't get why you insisted on me leading you to Mizuki's dorm room."

"It's for a project."

"You're going to try to kill him again, aren't you?"

"Saa, who knows?"

"..."

Fuji looked around. "Does he have a chair?"

"A chair? I think he does...Oh wait, it's under the desk."

Fuji stared. "He has a chair that small? It's only 2 feet high."

"I don't now why he has this. He said something about a gift or whatever."

Fuji rummaged through his bag until he found what he was looking for. "Aha."

"...Aniki, why do you have aloe lotion in your tennis bag?"

"It's for a project."

"You're going to dump that on his chair and make him sit on it, right?"

"Yup."

"..."

Fuji opened the bottle and began spreading the contents all over Mizuki's chair. It took him a mere two minutes to finish. "Saa, when is he coming back?"

"Uh, soon?"

Fuji placed a calendar on Mizuki's desk. Yuuta just stared.

Three Minutes Later

"Yuuta-kun, why is my chair so shiny?"

"Uh, I have no clue."

Fuji hid in Mizuki's closet, camera in hand.

Mizuki sat on the chair. "It's slippery. Did someone oil it or som-" Mizuki could never finish his sentence, because the chair abruptly flew back and Mizuki bumped into the desk. Which, of course, made the calendar fall off and hit the ground.

Mizuki stared at the calendar. "OMG! IT'S THE NEW NARUTO CALENDAR FOR 2008! OMG OMG OMG AWESOMEEEE!"

Fuji was silently smirking to himself, all the while taking dozens of pictures of Mizuki spazzing out. "Saa, I wonder if the newspapers will accept this?"

zquisitteexabie:

Stupid, Prank, Locks

Tezuka was stupid.

Many of you are probably wondering why Tezuka is thinking this way.

Tezuka just locked the most sadistic person in Seigaku in a broom closet.

By accident.

"I let my guard down again."

"Saa, I didn't know broom closets had mops in them."

"...Fuji, what are you doing in there?"

"Making prank calls."

"...But you're locked in a closet."

"Exactly."

"Oh, hi Echizen! Yeah, it's me, Fuji. By the way, did you know that Tezuka killed your hamster?"

"Fuji, he doesn't have a hamster."

"Yeah, and he threw my bike down his stairs. He said he'd rather have thrown it off the school roof but he'd get in more trouble."

"Fuji, he's going to hang up on you."

"Aw, pooh. He just hung up on me."

"Fuji, I'm calling the janitor."

"Wait!"

"..."

"I dare you to unlock the door using a paper clip."

Tezuka's eyebrow twitched. "How am I supposed to do that?"

"...Saa, who knows?"

Tezuka's eyebrow started twitching violently before he got out a paper clip and started trying to pick the lock.

Just then the janitor just happened to walk by. "Tezuka, you accidentally locked someone into another broom closet, didn't you?"

"I let my guard down."

"You're just jealous cause regular humans can let their guard down without doing drastic things like locking people up or pushing them off a bridge," Fuji said.

"Fuji, I'm half tempted to just leave you there."

"Too bad. Janitor-san will save me, won't you?"

The janitor stared. "Dude, he just unlocked the door for you using a paper clip. You don't need me." The janitor walked away.

Fuji got out of the broom closet. "Saa, now what?"

Tezuka stared. It was going to be hell. Times infinite plus one.

Kisa44:

Orange, Potato, Crayon

"Gakuto, what is that?" Oshitari asked.

Mukahi was busily trying to draw...something. "It's a cow."

"It's not a cow. It looks like a potato."

"It's not a potato. It's a cow."

"Yeah, it's a cow," Shishido said. "And my face is a crayon."

Mukahi began busily scribbling on Shishido's face...with a crayon. "Ha! Now you have to admit it's a cow!"

"It's a potato."

"Cow!"

"Potato!"

"Cow!"

"Potato!"

"Cow!"

"Potato!"

"Ore-sama thinks it is a orange."

"Your opinion sucks, Atobe," Oshitari said.

"Your eyes suck."

"Your face sucks."

"Your pencil sucks."

"Your cheek cell sucks."

"You suck."

"Oohh!! Burn!!!" This from Mukahi.

Oshitari glared. "You're not helping. Go back to your drawing."

"Nah, I want to draw Shishido's face."

Three Minutes Later

"Done!"

Oshitari walked over. "Gakuto, that looks like an orange."

Shishido walked over. "Dude, you can't draw for life."

Mukahi glared. "I take that back. This is Shishido's face. Which is equal to a Potato Orange Crayon."

They all stared. "Potato Orange?"

Mukahi stared. "Dude, get in the news. Didn't you hear? They made a new color from Crayola called Potato Orange!"

"..."

Sheesh.

I had fun.

The Three Word Challenge shall be continued. Please submit your three words.

After that, I might consider a four word challenge. Maybe even a five word.

And a final Switched Out.

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