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This is dedicated to my family from my dad's side, because they're all being strong for my cousin. Especially my grandma.
A group of words can count as one word. I'm being nice.
Ann Onymous:
Llama, Nail Polish, Batteries
"Llamas are sexy." Mukahi was weird, as always.
Oshitari stared.
"Really, they are."
"..."
"Atobe should be married to a llama."
"Ore-sama does not want to be married to a llama," Atobe said.
"Please tell me your brain still exists," Shishido said.
"Ya know, I would tell you to marry a llama, but llamas are too sexy for you," Mukahi said, while putting on nail polish.
"Gakuto, why are you putting on nail polish?" Oshitari asked.
"Because I feel like it."
"Gakuto, nail polish is for girls."
"Yeah, and Trix are for kids."
"..."
"I need a battery."
"Why do you need a battery?"
"I dunno. Cause I need to replace my batteries on my Llama House."
Shishido stared. "Dude, eat a banana. Go to the bathroom. Get a life."
"..."
Stay away from Mukahi's Llama House. He'll murder you if you touch it.
Wangdoodle:
One Tree Hill, Nana, Printer
"Aniki...what are you watching?" Yuuta asked.
"Barney," Fuji replied.
"...You do realize Barney is for three year olds, right?"
"Do you want me to watch Nana?"
"...You have a big range of favorite shows, don't you?"
"I want to watch Naruto now."
"..."
"Maybe One Tree Hill."
"One Tree Hill is weird."
"Why do you think it's weird?"
"I dunno. I just do."
"Saa, Yuuta, where did our printer go?"
"It's in my dorm room. I needed it for a report. Why?"
"I wanted to print something."
"Print what?"
"Print a picture of Mizuki hugging Barney."
"..."
Fuji needs to stop with his random acts of sadism.
ayameurahara1:
Magic mushrooms, Ipod, Hobo
"Fuji, why do you insist that magic mushrooms exist?" Tezuka asked.
"They do."
"They don't."
"They do."
"They don't."
"How can you say they can't exist? That's like saying God doesn't exist or something!"
"They just don't."
"Why not?"
"Have you seen one?"
"Yes."
"Where?"
"In my iPod."
"..."
"It's true! I saw it! It was really small and it was sparkly."
"..."
"Saa, you don't believe me, do you?"
"..."
"Apparently you don't."
"..."
At Hyotei
"Dude, do magic mushrooms exist?" Mukahi asked.
"Gakuto, stop asking," Oshitari grumbled.
"Well? Do they?"
"Gakuto."
"What?"
"Dude, you're stupid," Shishido said.
"Dude, you're a hobo," Mukahi replied.
"Dude, do you even know what it means?"
"No."
"It means you're homeless."
"Exactly."
"You just said you didn't know what it meant."
"Exactly."
"..."
Life doesn't make sense.
ChocolatePlywood:
Gum, Frenchies, Sexy
Tezuka was chewing on a peice of gum.
Yes. THE Tezuka Kunimitsu was chewing on a peice of gum.
Why?
Because a stranger offered it to him.
And the stranger didn't even speak Japanese.
"Je'mapelle Marie!"
Tezuka stared aimlessly. "Are you speaking in French?"
"Oui! Francais! Excusez moi, parlais vous francais?"
"..."
"Do you know Chinese?" the girl asked, speaking in Chinese.
"..."
"Apparently not," the girl muttered.
"..."
"You English?" she asked, speaking in English.
"No. Japanese."
"No, no, no. You...uh...know English?"
"Yes."
"Good! Uh, buy book?" the girl asked shoving a book in Tezuka's face.
"No thank you."
"Uh...good book! Uh, talk...cookie!"
"..."
"Uh...person...say...sexy cookie!"
"No thank you."
"Good book! Sexy cookie!"
"..."
Fuji just happened to walk by. "Tezuka, what are you doing?"
"...There's a person trying to sell me a book."
"Good book! Sexy cookie!"
Fuji stared. "Sexy cookie?! What do you mean?"
"Sexy cookie!"
"..."
Fuji and Tezuka backed away. Very slowly.
maldita08:
Handcuffs, Cacti, Megane (eyeglasses)
"Aniki, what are you doing?" Yuuta asked for the fifth time that day.
"I'm taking care of my cacti. What else?"
"You have a pair of handcuffs with you."
"So?"
"How is having a pair of handcuffs taking care of your cacti? You're going to murder Mizuki again, aren't you?"
"No."
"Then who?"
"Inui."
"..."
"Using Tezuka's glasses."
"How the heck did you get Tezuka's eyeglasses?"
"I stole them."
"..."
Just then the doorbell rang. "Ah! That must be Inui!" Fuji went to get the door.
Yuuta was wondering whether to warn Inui ahead of time that his brother was going to murder him, or just wait and see what happened.
He decided to wait and see what happened.
Which was not a very smart idea.
"Saa, Inui, do you want to see my cacti?"
"...Fuji, why was I invited here in the first place?"
"Saa, who knows?"
"..If you don't know then who does?"
"I don't know. Tezuka, maybe?"
Just then the doorbell rang again. Fuji went to get the door.
"Um, why are you here?"
"I'm here to arrest Inui Sadaharu. Is he here?"
Yuuta stared. Why is a policewoman here? Just then he saw Fuji hand the handcuffs to her. Oh.
Inui came to the door. "Is there something wrong, ma'am."
"Sir, do you know a Inui Sadaharu by any chance?"
"...Yes. I'm Inui."
"Perfect." The policewoman went up to Inui and handcuffed him. "You're under arrest for harrassing members of the Seigaku tennis club. You have the right to remain silent."
Inui was just like "..."
"Fuji, open the door," the policewoman ordered.
"Saa, the door's already open."
"The closet door, dumbbutt."
"Oh."
Guess what happened.
The policewoman threw Inui in the closet. And locked the door.
The policewoman turned to Fuji. "Now, give me back my glasses."
Fuji handed the glasses to her. She stared. "Dude, these aren't my glasses."
"Saa, then I can't help you."
"You really don't know where they are, do you?"
"Nope."
The policewoman glared. "That's it! I'm not working for you anymore! You can rot in hell for all I care." She stormed out of the house and slammed the door.
Yuuta stared. "Aniki, who was that?"
"A classmate."
"..."
Just then the phone rang. Fuji picked it up.
"Yes?"
"Fuji. Give me back my glasses. Now."
Guess who was on the other end.
Yep. Tezuka.
alicekyli380:
Watch, Toothpick, Karaoke
"Gakuto, why are we here?" Oshitari asked.
"Aww, you're just jealous cause you can't sing!" Mukahi snickered.
"No. I'm just clueless as why we're here."
"I need to buy a watch."
"..."
"What?"
"Gakuto, you don't buy watches in karaoke clubs."
"I have a friend who's selling me a really cool Naruto watch here."
"And he told you to meet you over here."
"Yep."
"..."
Shishido suddenly popped outta nowhere. "Dude, what are you guys doing here?"
"Buying a watch," Mukahi replied.
"In a karaoke club?"
"Yep."
"Let me guess. One of your 'old time friends' called you and said he'd sell you a Naruto watch in a karaoke club."
"How'd you know?"
"...Kirihara's been prank calling everyone lately and saying he'd sell a Naruto watch in a karaoke club."
"WHAT?!"
Shishido rolled his eyes. "Sheesh, can you get any more stupid?"
Mukahi grabbed a toothpick and started stabbing Shishido. "Shut up!"
Shishido glared and grabbed another toothpick and started stabbing back.
Guess what.
They started a toothpick fight.
With Oshitari right in the middle of it.
"I just hope the don't force each other to swallow the toothpicks," he muttered.
Hell. If you can have a food fight, why don't you just have a toothpick fight? It's less messy.
The Dirty Pear:
Gummy Bears, Leather, Mayonaise
"What's a gummy bear?"
"..."
"Well? Ore-sama demands to know!"
"I cannot believe you don't know what a gummy bear is," Shishido said.
"Ore-sama does not eat commoner's food." Atobe retorted.
"Dude, it's not 'commoner's food'. It's NORMAL food."
"..."
"What about leather?"
"...Dude, leather's like...for clothes. It's not food."
"Ore-sama has eaten leather before."
"Duuuudddeee, like, why did you eat leather? It's like...grossssssss," Mukahi said, popping out of nowhere.
Shishido stared. "You've eaten leather before?"
"Yep."
"I'm not even going to ask."
"It's gross. Especially when you put mayonaise on it."
"..."
"It is!"
"I'm not even going to ask why you even put mayo on leather."
"I thought it was a hot dog."
"Ore-sama thought it was a cow!"
"..."
"..."
Seriously. People these days are just too bored for their own good.
Haku Kitsune:
Cacti, Red, Factorial
"Gakuto, why are we breaking into Fuji's house?" Oshitari asked.
"This is stupid," Shishido muttered.
"I wanna see his cacti!" Mukahi replied.
"..."
"So you decided to break into his house." This from Shishido
"Yep!"
"..."
Oshitari stared. "I'm leaving."
"Nooo! Yuushi! Don't leave me with the freak!"
Shishido glared.
Oshitari walked away.
Mukahi pouted.
Guess what Mukahi and Shishido did afterwards.
They broke into Fuji's house and went into his room.
Sheesh.
"Duuudee!! Look! It's like, a whole bunch of random cacti that look fat! And anorexic!"
Shishido stared. "I still don't get why I have to put up with this."
Mukahi began looking through the closet. "Eww!"
"...What?"
"Dude! He has like, a red dress over here! Is he like, a crossdresser? No wait, maybe he's a she!"
"..."
"What?"
"Fuji's here."
"How?"
"This is house dumbutt."
"Oh."
"..."
"What?"
"Shouldn't we be like, running away by now?"
"I wanna ask him why he has a red dress in his closet."
"..."
Just then Fuji came into the room. "Umm, why are you two in my room?"
"Dude! Fuji! Why do you have a red dress in your closet?"
"..."
"So?"
"Get out."
"Aha! I was right! You ARE a girl!"
"..."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"...It's a Halloween costume."
"..."
"..."
"Dude, but why a dress?"
"So I can take pictures of people with shocked faces. I wonder if Tezuka's going to be shocked too..."
"Duuudddeee, you're like...gay..."
"Get out."
"Why?"
"Now."
"Awww...Shishido, Fuji's being mean."
"...Dude. You're the one who broke into his house in the first place."
"I have a right to break into people's houses."
"..."
"What?"
"Factorial."
"What the hell is a factorial?"
"..."
"Tell me dammit!"
"..." Shishido threw a toothpick at Mukahi's head.
"Ow! You wanna fight?!"
The toothpick fight started all over again.
Fuji stared. "I can't believe he doesn't know what a factorial is. Sheesh."
xquisittexabie:
Golf, Ducks, Pain
"Ore-sama does not like tennis anymore."
"..."
"Ore-sama wants to play golf."
"..."
"Ore-sama wants to play golf."
"Okay, what brought this up?" Shishido asked.
"Tennis is boring."
Everyone stared. THE Atobe Keigo just said that tennis was BORING?!
Someone must've messed with his head.
Seriously.
"Ore-sama demands that you play golf with him."
"..."
An hour later
"Ore-sama has won again!"
"Duddddeeeee, I wish I could wack someone with this thing," Mukahi said, holding up his golf club.
"..."
They all started another game. Of golf.
"Duuudddeee, do I hit the ball with this end or that end?"
"Just hit the ball already!" Shishido shouted, getting very annoyed.
Mukahi hit the ball. Well, kind of. It landed somewhere.
Guess where it landed.
On a duck.
So, therefore, the duck got hit by a golf ball and died.
Everyone stared.
"Dude! What the hell?" Mukahi stared. "How the fuck did that happen?"
"Okay, you really know you shouldn't be swearing right now cause you KILLED A FREAKING DUCK! WITH A GOLF BALL!"
"Ore-sama does not like this game anymore."
"Gakuto, next time you hit the ball actually know where you want it to go."
Mukahi glared at everyone and procceeded to hit another golf ball.
This time, he didn't hit the golf ball.
Sure, he swung the golf club.
But he didn't realize that Shishido was right next to him.
Guess what happened.
Yep.
Mukahi hit Shishido with his golf club. By accident.
Let's just say Shishido had to go to the hospital. It must've been painful...
Yeah.
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Panda, Chips, Phone
"Ore-sama does not eat commoner's food."
"It's potato chips. Eat it," Shishido grumbled.
"It's commoner's food."
"Eat it."
"It's artificial."
"Eat it."
"It has saturated fats in it."
"Eat it."
"It's oily."
"Eat it."
"It's fake potato."
"EAT IT!"
Atobe stared before picking up a chip. He popped it into his mouth. "It's fake."
"You just ate it."
"It's good."
"..."
"What?"
"Sheesh."
Two hours later
The phone rang. Shishido picked it up.
"Shishido!"
"Who is this?"
"It's Mukahi! I cannot believe you gave Atobe TYPE 2 diabetes!"
"..."
"And you made him FAT!"
"..."
"He was anorexic! Now he's fat!"
"Dude, what's your problem?"
"What's MY problem?! You're the one who gave Atobe potato chips! Now he's like...fat, and has TYPE 2 diabetes!!! And like, now, the doctors say he won't make it!"
"Dude, this is a prank call, right?"
"Yup."
"..." Shishido hung up.
Back at Tezuka's house
Tezuka picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hi. I have your panda."
"...What panda?"
"Your panda."
"I don't have a panda."
"It died."
"..."
"I'm kidding. It's a stuffed animal, sheesh."
"I don't have a panda."
"Yes you do. The one you got for your third birthday."
"Mukahi Gakuto, if you don't hang up right now I'm giving you 400 laps."
"You can't give me laps. I'm in Hyotei."
"..." Tezuka's eyebrow twitched before slamming down the phone.
Long. Wootness!
My French sucks. So, I probably got like, everything wrong. Whatever.
The Three Word Challenge has ended.
Now we start the Four Word Challenge.
That's right. This time, you have to give me FOUR random words.
Four.
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