Lolz.
I'm too bored. I need ideas for other oneshots. Grrrr.
The Four Word Challenge has officially started.
Yay!
Note: You can give me as many sets of words as you want. I'm bored.
Yay me!
alicekyli380:
Mouse, Baseball Bat, Cellphone, Water
"Look Yuushi! I got a 76 on Math!" Mukahi exclaimed.
"..."
"..."
"How?"
"I had a mouse help me!"
"..."
"What?"
"How does a mouse help with Math?"
"I dunno. It just did."
"Are you sure you weren't dreaming?"
"I wasn't dreaming. A mouse really did help me!"
"..."
"What?"
"Gakuto, I'm half tempted to bring you to an insane asylum right now."
"Aww..."
Just then Atobe came into the room, yelling into his cellphone. "Ore-sama did not order a baseball bat! I ordered a tennis racket!"
"Dude, why didn't you just go to the store and just buy a tennis racket?"
Atobe hung up. "Ore-sama does not go into a commoner's store to buy a tennis racket." He threw the baseball bat on the ground.
"Oh! I want that!" Mukahi said, grabbing the bat. "Look Yuushi! It's cool!"
"..."
Mukahi swung the baseball bat around.
Guess what.
He hit Atobe's hand. Atobe let go of his cellphone.
The cellphone hit the window.
The window shattered.
Therefore, the cellphone landed in the pool.
"Gakuto...Ore-sama does not appreciate it when his cellphone gets thrown into the pool."
"What? Isn't your cellphone like, waterproof or something?"
"..."
Oshitari stared. "Gakuto, cellphones aren't waterproof. When they come in contact with water they die."
"COOL! Cellphones die?!"
"..."
forgotten hyoshi:
Naruto, Youtube, Spinocerebellar Ataxia (Spinocerebellar Ataxia can count as one word but whatever)
"Renji, what are you doing in my room?" Inui asked.
"I'm watching Naruto."
"..."
"There is a 25 percent chance that Naruto's going to die in this episode."
Inui stared. "Why are you watching it on YouTube?"
"Whenever I try to download the episodes there's a 98 percent chance that I'll get viruses. Besides, this is your computer."
"Okay. It's more like a 96 percent chance."
"98."
"96."
"98."
"98 is too high."
"96 is too low."
"Then what about 97?"
"Good enough."
"Oh, by the way, did you watch 1 Litre of Tears yet? It's on YouTube."
"No..."
"It's educational."
"What's it about?"
"A girl having Spinocerebellar Ataxia."
"..."
"It's educational," Inui repeated.
"Spinocerebellar Ataxia...99 percent chance that it's a disease."
"Of course it's a disease. What did you think it was?"
"There was a 1 percent chance that it was a name for a plant."
"..."
The Dirty Pear:
Maple, Gunman, Corn Nuts, Senor Fuzzy Pants
"Senor Fuzzy Pants!" Mukahi yelled, grinning.
Shishido looked up. "What the hell?"
"Senor Fuzzy Pants!"
"Who the heck is that?"
"I dunno."
"..."
"Corn Nuts!"
"Please tell me you actually know what that is."
"Uh, food?"
"..."
"What? Corn Nuts are good!"
"..."
"What'd I do wrong this time?"
"Food's a bit vague..."
"So? It IS food."
"..."
"I want maple syrup."
"...Why?"
"Maple syrup is good!"
Just then Kirihara popped out of nowhere. "Maple syrup is artificial!"
"Dude, what're you doing at Hyotei?" Shishido asked.
"I got on the wrong bus."
"..."
Mukahi began glaring. "Maple syrup is NOT artificial!"
"Yes it is," Kirihara said.
"Nuh uh."
"It is."
"Wanna bet?"
"Yeah!"
"Fine! I challenge you to a DUEL!"
"A...duel?"
"Do you have Yu Gi Oh cards?"
"Uhh...yeah."
"Then let's duel!"
"..."
"Dude, what's a gunman? A person with a gun?"
"He did NOT just ask that." Shishido smacked his forehead.
"I have a right to know!" Mukahi pouted.
"Your pouting sucks," Kirihara said.
Mukahi glared. "Like you can do any better!"
"I can!"
"You can't!"
"I can!"
"Let's DUEL!"
"Fine!"
Two hours later
"Oh my god..." Shishido rolled his eyes. "You don't even know how do duel?"
Mukahi stared at the cards. "Dude, these cards are stupid."
"Don't challenge someone to something you don't even know how to play!"
"Awww."
speedybuddy562:
pikachu, we!, pokemon, pika!pika!pika!
"Yuushi! I wanna watch Pokemon!!" Mukahi whined.
"Stop whining. We are NOT watching Pokemon."
"It's cool!"
Atobe stared. "Ore-sama thinks that Ash person is stupid. He's been 10 years old for...how long? 8 years?"
"More like 16 years," Shishido grumbled.
"Yuushi! We HAVE to watch Pokemon!"
"No."
"Aww. But I wanna see Pikachu show off his new move!"
"..."
"That 'pika!pika!pika!' thing annoys the hell out of me," Shishido muttered.
"The show's been airing for what? 500 episodes?" Atobe asked.
"I think it's more than 500 episodes."
"And Gakuto wants to watch them all."
"Yep."
"..."
Haku Kitsune:
Zombies, Bear, Pokemon, Pirates (pokemon...lolzzzz)
"Yuushi, I don't wanna watch Pokemon anymore. I wanna watch a scary movie!" Mukahi whined.
"Stop whining. What do you want to watch now?"
"I want to watch Pirates of the Carribean!"
"..."
"What?"
"That's hardly a scary movie."
"It is sooooo a scary movie! It's about pirates!"
"..."
"The pirates look ugly!"
"..."
Atobe started banging his head on the table. "How about we watch a movie where there's zombies, bears, and pirates in it?" he grumbled.
"Atobe, I don't think there's a movie where there's zombies, bears, and pirates," Oshitari said.
"Ore-sama has made one."
"..."
"It's about Ore-sama."
"You write movies?"
"I've only written one."
"..."
"It's scary."
"I'll bet it's all about you."
"That's what I just said."
Two hours later
"Yuushi! This is scary!" Mukahi whimpered.
"How is this scary? I'm getting sick of it."
"It's grosss. I don't care if Atobe has met a zombie, a bear, and a pirate all on the same day."
"...Then how is it scary?"
"It's scary cause I have to see his ugly face on the screen every three seconds. I think my eyes are spazzing out already."
"..."
"Mukahi, 50 laps."
"Aww..."
Immortal Wifey:
Strawberry Stick, Flying Rat, Sour, Marshmallow
"Flying rat..." Mukahi grumbled.
Everyone stared.
"Okay, what's up with the flying rat buisness? You've been grumbling it for the past hour," Shishido said.
"Can rats fly?"
"...I shouldn't have asked."
"Really, can rats fly?"
"No, they can't."
"Aww. Then can marshmallows fly?"
"...Marshmallows are food. They can't fly."
"Can you make a flying marshmallow?"
"..."
"Maybe if they gave a marshmallow wings."
"..."
"I want Pocky."
"..."
"Ore-sama has never heard of Pocky before."
"The fuck? You've never heard of Pocky before?" Shishido stared.
"It's basically stuff on a stick. You can have strawberry flavored Pocky, or chocolate, or vanilla. I want strawberry flavored!"
"...Ore-sama does not eat commoner's food."
"Oh yeah? How about the time when Shishido gave you potato chips and you got TYPE 2 diabetes?"
Shishido glared. "That was NOT my fault! And he does NOT have TYPE 2 diabetes!"
Mukahi smirked. "Maybe you should give him a strawberry flavored stick with a flying rat on it with sour marshmallows on top."
Everyone stared. "Ewwww."
"Dude, there's no such thing as sour marshmallows," Shishido grumbled.
Mukahi glared. "Yes there are! You sprinkle sour powder on marshmallows and you eat it!"
"...You've eaten a strawberry flavored stick with a flying rat with sour marshmallows?"
"Yep!"
"..."
"You're too bored for your own good."
animewahine:
Lollipop, Polka, Rainbow, Cantaloupe
The teacher stared. "Atobe, please tell me you actually know what a lollipop is."
"Ore-sama does not eat commoner's food."
"A lollipop is normal food."
"It's commoner's food."
"Detention, Atobe."
"How dare you give Ore-sama detention!"
"..."
Mukahi walked over. "It's not his fault he doesn't know what a lollipop is. He's just too mentally retarded."
Atobe glared. "It's not like you do any better, Mr. Polka Dots."
"Shishido dared me to do it!"
"Why would Shishido dare you to crossdress? And why did you pick a polka dot skirt anyways?"
Mukahi glared. "HE chose it! Not me! He's the retard!"
"Ore-sama does not believe he chose a shirt with a cantaloupe print on it."
"I think he was hallucinating when he chose the shirt."
"..."
"I know, he's retarded."
"..."
Somewhere outside, someone began singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
Atobe began banging his head on the table. "Someone stop that singing!"
"It's Oshitari."
"..."
"I know."
"..."
"Hiyoshi dared him."
"Why would Hiyoshi dare him?"
"Because Shishido dared him to."
"Why does Ore-sama have to put up with this?"
"Cause you're the captain. Duhh."
"..."
Kisa44:
Candy, Teddy, Bleach, Pie
"Aniki, why are we in a candy store?"
"To buy candy."
"...You're going to kill Mukahi cause he got a zero on that English test, right?"
"Saa, who knows?"
"..."
Five hours later
"Cool! Yuushi! Look! Someone got me candy! And a teddy bear! And a pie!"
"Gakuto, if a stranger gives you candy, a teddy bear, and pie, don't eat it."
"Aww, but it's candy! And pie!"
"Gakuto, don't eat it."
"I'm eating it."
"..."
Guess what he did. He ate the pie and candy.
Mukahi began writhing in pain. "Gahhhhh..I'm going to die!"
"Gakuto, I told you not to eat it."
"But it's candy! And pie!"
"Gakuto, someone must've poisoned it."
Suddenly the teddy bear exploded.
"Yuck! What's that smell?"
"It's...bleach."
"Why's there bleach?"
"It was in the teddy bear."
"..."
"I told you not to touch it."
"That reminds me, did you see the new episode of Bleach?"
"...You're in pain and you're asking me about Bleach."
"Yep. I don't even know why it's called Bleach in the first place. I mean, it has nothing to do with bleach."
"..."
"What?"
"You're stupid."
"Awww. Whatever. Now take me to the hospital. I feel like I'm having a seizure."
"..."
Fuji smirked. He'd gotten a whole new set of pictures.
Fuji. Needs. To. Stop. Seriously.
FNTSS!
shr0omx3:
Piggy, Hair, Maplestory, Hairpin
"Jirou, what are you drawing?"
"It's Patrick the Piggy!" Jirou squealed.
"..." Shishido stared. "Patrick the Piggy has hair."
"Yep!"
"Pigs don't have hair."
"Patrick the Piggy does!"
"He has a hairpin."
"Yup!"
"He looks like a girl."
Jirou glared. "You're insulting him!"
"..."
Mukahi suddenly burst into the room. "Dude! I just got like, the best information ever!"
"What?" They both asked.
"Tezuka Kunimitsu plays MAPLESTORY!"
"..."
Shishido stared. "Has the world seriously gone insane?"
"Patrick the Piggy with help him! He'll make him less insane!"
"Patrick the Piggy's already insane! He'll make Tezuka even more insane!" Shishido snapped.
"Aww..."
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Fish, Hamster, Salsa, Shoes
"My fish is in love with my hamster!" Mukahi yelled one day.
"Your...fish is in love...with your hamster?" Ootori asked. "Is that even possible?"
"Yup."
"Gakuto, stop being stupid and do you homework." Atobe snapped.
"Aww."
Just then Shishido burst into the room. "Okay, who the fuck put salsa in my shoes?!"
"...Shishido-san..." Ootori sweatdropped.
"Ask Gakuto. He knows," Oshitari said.
"Yuushi, I did NOT put salsa in his shoes. I don't even know what the hell salsa is!"
"He did NOT just say 'I don't even know what salsa is'." Shishido stared.
"He just said it."
"..."
"My fish is in love with my hamster!"
"Gakuto, ENOUGH! 30 laps for being the stupidest person on earth!" Atobe yelled.
"Is 'stupidest' even a word?"
"I thought it was 'most stupid'."
"EVERYONE 50 LAPS!"
acho0bl3ssU:
Baby, Swimming, Chocolate, Horseshoe Crab
"I wonder if we can swim to Mars and visit the people over there," Mukahi said one day.
"..."
"Can babies swim?"
"Yeah, they can, they have supernatural powers that allow them to swim before they know how to walk." Shishido rolled his eyes.
"Actually, babies can swim. They have the ability when they're born. However, they lose that ability when they're 3 to 5 months old," Oshitari stated.
"..."
"Dude, I have like, the wickedest idea ever!"
"Wickedest isn't a word."
"Whatever! We should melt like, a big pot of chocolate and force feed it to Atobe!"
"Are you TRYING to give him TYPE 2 diabetes?" Shishido grumbled.
"Well, you failed with the potato chips, so I'm thinking about force feeding him chocolate."
"He probably doesn't even know what chocolate is."
"You know, sometimes I think he's stupider than me."
"Stupider isn't a word."
"Whatever! Horseshoe crab!"
"..."
"It's a crab attached to a horseshoe. Duhh." Mukahi rolled his eyes.
"And where have you seen a crab attatched to a horseshoe?"
"On the beach."
"..."
"Actually, it was Atobe's private beach. I don't know how it got there."
"..."
FrauleinRose:
Anonymous, Dingos, Purple, Coconuts
"I'd like a coconut patty!" Mukahi said.
The waiter just stared at him.
"What's a coconut patty?" Atobe asked.
"He's really gone insane," Shishido grumbled.
"Gakuto, stop making things up." This from Oshitari.
"Fine! I'll have a purple coconut patty then!"
"..."
"Oh my god." Shishido rolled his eyes.
"I want a dingo!" Jirou shouted. "Except it's not food, it's an animal in Australia. I want to go to Australia!"
"...This place has gone insane. I don't know how many times I've said that."
Suddenly Mukahi's phone began ringing. "It's from a anonymous caller!" he shouted. He answered. "Hi!"
"Has anyone taught him to NOT pick up the phone if it's an anonymous caller?" Shishido was getting annoyed.
"You're talking to the person who has a single digit IQ. What do you think?" Atobe snapped. He's really getting pissed these days.
Mukahi suddenly threw his phone into the window. The window, of course, shattered. "STUPID IDIOT!!"
"What happened now?"
"Kirihara's still making a big fuss cause he beat me in a duel."
"In a duel?" Atobe raised his eyebrows."
"Don't ask," Shishido muttered.
"Then he's like, 'dude, what's the boiling point of rubber?' How am I supposed to know?"
"...Dude, you don't. There's no such thing as the 'boiling point of rubber'."
"...Aw fuck."
"What'd you tell him?"
"Negative 5 degrees Celcius."
"..."
"Remember. You're talking to the person who has a single digit IQ."
"Like you're any better, Atobe."
"60 laps around the resturant Shishido. Now."
xquisittexabie:
Pond, Ping-Pong, Crossdressing, Screeching
Mukahi was screeching. Really screeching.
"Who the fuck threw me into Atobe's pond?!" he yelled.
"..."
"Well?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!"
"..."
"I got like, 60 bruises cause of his stupid watchdogs!"
"..."
"URGH!"
Kirihara suddenly popped outta nowhere. "I challenge you to ping-pong Mukahi!"
"Bring it!"
"You'll lose! Then I'll make you crossdress! Which is worse than being thrown into a pond!"
"You?! You're the one who threw me into Atobe's pond?!" Mukahi screeched.
"Jeez, stop screeching. You sound like a girl."
"Die!"
The Next Day
"Gakuto, why are you wearing a dress?" Oshitari asked.
Mukahi just glared.
"Right. Shouldn't have asked."
Hahaha. I had a LITTLE too much fun with this.
Most of this was centered around Hyotei. I noticed a longgg time ago.
But Hyotei's random. And I'm being random.
Somehow all the words just fit with Mukahi being stupid.
Arghhh. Whatever.
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