The Four Word Challenge has continued.
With more randomness.
Will I make it to the Seven Word Challenge?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Aghhhhh
I'm guessing that all of this will be mostly Hyotei based. Sorry, but randomness just fits with Mukahi too much.
Lolz
WritesRandomCrap:
Kingdom Hearts, Fishing, Ipod, Sweatshirt
"Gakuto, what is that?" Oshitari asked.
"It's Kingdom Hearts!" Mukahi answered.
"Why are you playing that?"
"It's fun!"
"It's old."
"It's awesome."
"..."
"I wanna go fishing..."
"You need a fishing license for that."
"Atobe has one. We can just drag him along."
"Ore-sama does not like being dragged around."
"..."
Three Hours Later
Shishido had death in his eyes. "Okay, Gakuto, TELL ME WHY YOU USED MY IPOD AS FISH BAIT!"
Oshitari stared. "You used an iPod as fish bait?"
Mukahi glared at both of them. "Fishes like the music!"
"You do realize that the iPod is already broken because it came in contact with water, right?"
"I thought iPods were supposed to be waterproof."
"They aren't."
"Why not?"
"Same reason as why cellphones aren't waterproof."
"So iPods die too?"
"Yeah."
"Aww. But why are some sweatshirts waterproof?"
Shishido stared. "Who made a waterproof sweatshirt?"
"I think Atobe did. Come to think of it, his face was plastered on it."
"..."
"You know, pink grapefruit sucks. It looks like a demented orange."
"...What about yellow grapefruit?"
"Still sucks."
"...And what brought this up?"
"Dunno. I was thinking about sweatshirts and laundry detergent."
"..."
maldita08:
Ice Cream, Pond, Phone, Purple Shirt
"Yuushi! Look! It's ice cream!" Mukahi exclaimed.
"..."
"Dude, I have like, the COOLEST idea! Let's like, buy a whole ton of ice cream and dump it in Atobe's private pond!"
"..."
"What?"
"He's going to kill you for that, you know."
"Nuh uh. I'll tell him it was that Kirihara guy back at Rikkaidai."
"..."
Three hours later
"Ore-sama demands to know who dumped ice cream in my pond!"
"Kirihara did it!" Mukahi said. "Not me!"
"..."
"What?"
"You did it, didn't you."
"No."
"Yes."
"Fine. How'd you know?"
"You're the only one who comes up with these things. You do realize you gave Ore-sama's fish TYPE 2 diabetes?"
"...Fish can have diabetes?"
"..."
Shishido burst into the room. "Okay, who dyed my shirt PURPLE?!"
"..."
"Gakuto did it," Oshitari said.
"Yuushi! You're not supposed to do that!" Suddenly Mukahi's phone rang. "Hello?"
"..."
"GO DIE IN A PITHOLE! DAMMIT! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! IT WAS JUST A STUPID DUEL ANYWAYS! SHEESH." Mukahi threw his phone out the window.
"Who was that?"
"Kirihara. Still laughing cause he beat me in a duel."
"Still?"
"No duhh. He's a demented orange."
"That's your definition of grapefruit."
"So?"
"..."
hizmit12-waterlilly3721:
Gakuto, Ryoma, Ryoga, Fuji
"Yuushi! Tell me! Is Fuji related to you or not?"
"Gakuto, why would you think Fuji was related to me at ALL?"
"Well, he IS sadistic. And weird."
"And you're saying I'm sadistic and weird?"
"...No."
"Good."
"I wonder who that Ryoga guy is related to."
"..."
"What?"
"It's obvious. He's related to that Echizen guy back at Seigaku."
"You mean Ryoma?"
"Duhh."
"Why'd you think that?"
"Their names are too similar to be a coincidence. Plus their hair looks exactly alike. I can't believe Ryoga was adopted."
"Huh?! Ryoga was ADOPTED?!"
"You didn't know?"
"...No."
"Sheesh. And you tell me to get in the news."
"Shut up."
"..."
forgotten hyoshi:
IQ, Stupid, Gakuto, -9 (negative)
"Well? Tell me! Why do penguins have wings when they obviously can't FLY?"
"Gakuto, where do you come up with these things?" Oshitari asked.
"Ore-sama knows! They were born that way!"
"Wow, Atobe. Way to state the obvious." Shishido rolled his eyes.
"Can I explain it?" Jirou asked.
"NO!" Everyone shouted, excluding Mukahi.
"What? His explanations are cool!" Mukahi said.
"Oh really? The 'numbers having children' thing, ahh?" This from Atobe.
"It was cool!"
"It was stupid!"
"Numbers can too have children!"
"Can not."
"Can too."
"Can not."
"Can too."
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Shishido yelled.
"Ouch."
"Burn."
"..."
"Anyways..." Mukahi picked up a book. "Yuushi! Test me!"
"...Gakuto, please spell your own name."
"What? That's too easy!"
"Just do it."
"Fine. M-U-C-A-H-E space G-A-C-U-D-O!"
"..."
Everyone was just like -.-"
"Gakuto, you can't even spell your own name."
"Can too! I just spelled it!"
"It was wrong."
"..."
Atobe banged his head on the wall. "His IQ is close to a two digit number now."
Shishido stared. "How?"
"His IQ's like, -9 right now."
"Oh."
"Then how DO I spell my name?"
"GAKUTO, STOP BEING STUPID!"
"..."
shr0omx3:
Dolphins, Pencil, Zodiac, Tape
"Can dolphins fly?" Mukahi asked one day.
"We told you to stop being stupid," Shishido grumbled.
"I need to know, or else I can't stop being stupid."
"...True."
"Anyways, seriously. Can they?"
"What brought this up?"
"Well, I was reading Fruits Basket-"
"YOU READ THAT?!"
"Yeah..."
"IT'S GIRLY MANGA!"
"It's actually called shojo, but whatever."
"..."
"Anyways, they were visiting a lake. So I was like, 'can dolphins fly?'."
"Ore-sama has heard of it. Isn't that manga about people who turn into animals of the zodiac or something?"
"Yeah."
"That manga is stupid."
"That manga is NOT stupid!"
"It's for girls."
"Yeah, and Trix are for kids."
"That's trademarked you know."
"Whatever. They can just go up the creek without a paddle and get over it."
"..."
"What?"
Shishido glared. "That did NOT make sense whatsoever!"
"So?"
"..."
"I need duct tape."
"...Why do you need duct tape? And please don't say 'so that I can kill Kirihara with it'."
"No." Mukahi held up his binder. "My binder broke."
"..."
speedybuddy562:
Final Fantasy, Winner, Cloud, Jazz Band
"Awww...I lost."
"Gakuto, what did you lose this time?"
"I didn't lose anything."
"You just said you lost."
"Yeah. To Final Fantasy."
"..."
"What?"
"First it was Kingdom Hearts. Now it's Final Fantasy."
"Yeah, so?"
"You have too many video games."
"Pokemon's cool too. And the Legend of Spyro."
"...Isn't that the game where you have to shoot at clouds or whatever?"
"What? Which one? Pokemon or Spyro?"
"Spyro."
"No. You shoot at dragons. Duhh. And other cool people."
"..."
Just then Atobe came into the room. "Ore-sama has won! I am the winner!"
Mukahi stared. "Winner at what?"
"A jazz band competition."
"You play a band instrument?"
"Of course."
"What?"
"The trumpet."
"When did you start?"
"Two days ago."
"...Then how'd you win?"
"I said I'd sue them if they didn't let me win."
Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever. Who cares."
"...20 laps."
"You can't order me laps."
"Why not?"
"We're not at tennis practice anymore."
"I can still order you laps."
"You suck."
"You'll be kicked off the team if you keep up with that attitude."
"You're the one who's abusing your rights and privileges."
"So?"
"You really don't care, do you?"
"..."
xquisittexabie:
Flowers, Banshees, Ice, Addiction
"What's a banshee?"
"Stop asking."
"I want to know."
"Stop asking."
"Yuushi!"
"Gakuto, stop asking."
"But I want to know!"
"Stop."
"Awww. Pleaseeeee? I'll give you flowers!"
"Gakuto, what would I do with flowers?"
"You could inhale them."
"...That's the same as giving me drugs."
"Yep."
"...No thank you."
"Oh, come on. Please?"
"Ask someone else."
"Aww."
"..."
"I'll give you ice!"
"What would I do with ice?"
"I dunno. Inhale them?"
"Gakuto, who inhales flowers and ice?"
"Well, I dunno about flowers, but I've inhaled ice before."
"..."
"What? I'm addicted."
"You're really too bored for your own good."
"Inhaling ice isn't bad!"
"That's the equivalent of inhaling water."
"So?"
"..."
twilightpath:
Rozen Maiden, Candy, Canada, Weasel
"Can we watch Rozen Maiden?"
"..."
"Please?"
"Gakuto, we're studying," Oshitari said.
"Who watches Rozen Maiden anyways?" Shishido asked.
"Me." Mukahi replied.
"Well no duhh."
"Well, can we?"
"No. We need to raise your IQ to a negative 5. Stop whining."
"Awwww." Mukahi began chewing on a peice of candy. He stared at his math textbook. "Soooo...where's Canada?"
"..." You can kinda guess what kind of look he was getting now.
"What?"
"Dumbass, that's a math textbook." Shishido slammed down a atlas in front of Mukahi. "There!"
"You know, I have a friend who lives in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada."
"..."
Shishido rolled his eyes. "Great, his IQ just went up to a negative 7. Two more to go."
"Did you know that Itachi means weasel?"
"..."
"He just raised his IQ to a negative 6. Keep going."
"I'm bored. Can we play Uno now?"
"..."
Wangdoodle:
Cocktail Weenies, Gaara, Princess, Bronze Bow
"I wonder if Gaara has ever eaten cocktail weenies before," Mukahi wondered aloud one day.
"Ore-sama has never heard of Gaara before. Does he play tennis?"
"...Dude, it's a character from Naruto. How can you NOT know that?"
"Ore-sama does not watch commoner's TV."
"Oh yeah? What about 'The Little Princess?" Mukahi smirked.
"That was an exception!"
"How was that an exception?"
"The teacher made me watch it!"
"Did you read the book?"
"No."
"...How can you not read the book? The book is like, better than the show."
"How?"
"They killed the father in the book. They let the father live in the show."
"How's that better?"
"He died."
"..."
"Dude, please tell me you've heard of archery before."
"I have."
"...You probably have like, a bronze bow and arrow or something."
"I have a gold bow and arrow."
"..."
Sheesh.
The Dirty Pear:
Rubber, Acid, Pet Rock, Snow Cones
Mukahi burst into the room. "Guys! I have like, information that's like, awesome!"
"Gakuto, what's so important that you have to burst into the library like that?" Oshitari asked.
"Shishido has a rubber ducky!"
Jirou rolled his eyes. "Well, no duhh. Everyone had one when they were little."
"This is different! He STILL has one! And he still plays with it!"
Shishido banged into the room. "GAKUTO!"
"What?"
"STOP SPREADING RUMORS!"
"What rumors?"
"The whole 'rubber ducky' thing!"
"That's not a rumor! It's a fact!"
Shishido glared. "No it isn't."
"Yes it is!"
Shishido glared.
"Oh, I'm sooooo scared! What are you going to do, stab me with your pet rock?"
"..."
"Or, are you going to put citric acid in a snowcone and shove it down my throat?"
"..."
"Citric acid is harmless!"
"Not if you force feed someone 5 gallons of it."
"You wouldn't."
"I might."
"You shouldn't."
"I probably will."
"You still play with your rubber ducky dude."
"I don't 'play' with it. I squish it like hell when you or some other stupid person in the world pisses me off like hell. I think I broke like, 8 of them already."
"...Aw double crap."
"..."
Haku Kitsune:
Dragon, Fishing, Death, Shiny Sky
"Dude, can people fish for dragons?"
No answer.
"I wonder what's a 'shiny sky'."
"A sky that's shiny. Duhh." Shishido rolled his eyes.
"Shut up."
"Whatever."
"Well, can you fish for dragons?"
"You can't."
"But, if there's such a thing as a catfish, can't there be a dragonfish too?"
"Shut up."
"Make me."
"Get ready to duel!"
"Fine!"
Five minutes later
"Nuh uh! My Dark Magician totally did NOT die!"
"Yes it did! My monster killed it!"
"My Dark Magician has 2500 attack points!"
"My monster has 3000! Ha! You lose!"
"Aw..."
Kisa44:
Coca-Cola, Curtains, Answering Machines, A Fan
Mukahi was writhing on the ground...in...pain?
"Gakuto, stop it."
"I wanna Coke!"
"You don't need to writhe on the ground in pain for that."
"So?"
"Just stop it."
"I wanna coke!"
"Stop it!"
"What? Are you gunna stab me with a fan if I don't stop?"
"..."
"What?"
"People can't stab other people with fans."
"Then are you going to choke me with your magical curtain of DOOM?!"
"Gakuto, there's no such thing as a magical curtain."
"Aww, Yuushi, you're just in denial."
"..."
At Rikkaidai
Kirihara stared at his phone. "What kind of answering message is that? That answering machine must be in pain or something."
Here's the message:
"The number you have dialed is trying to kill you. Please leave a message after your guts have been wrenched out and you are dying a slow and bloody death. Have a nice day!" (BEEP)
"..."
Guess who's answering machine that was.
Fuji's.
Yep.
Strawberry Yummy: (You gave me seven words. I'm just gunna choose 4, okay?)
Hat, Weird, Blank, Bandaid
"Dude, shut up, or else."
"Or else what?"
"I'll kill you."
"Shishido, you can't kill me for your life."
"Gakuto, if you don't shut up I WILL kill you."
"What are you going to do? Shoot me with a hat?"
"...I just might."
"Shooting me with a hat is impossible."
"Wanna bet?"
"Bring it."
Two minutes later
"Yuushi! My finger's bleeding!"
"Gakuto, what did you do now?"
"I didn't do anything! Shishido shot me with a hat!"
"...He...shot you with...a hat?"
"Yeah!"
"..." Oshitari gave Mukahi a bandaid.
"I don't want this!"
"...Why not?"
"It's a blank bandaid!"
"Since when was there a bandaid that wasn't blank?"
"But there's Naruto bandaids!"
"...You're too obsessed with that show."
"Awww."
FrauleinRose:
Stupid, Prunes, Death Note, Suicidal
"Death Note!" Mukahi exclaimed.
"Gakuto, Ore-sama thinks you're too obsessed with anime."
Shishido rolled his eyes for the sixth time that day. "You think? Took you long enough."
"Death Note is cool!"
"Death Note is stupid."
"Is not!"
"Dude, that guy's like, suicidal or something."
"Who?"
"The guy who keeps on killing off people with a stupid book."
"He's cool!"
"He's mentally retarded. He needs to get a life."
"..."
"He needs to go to a mental hospital or something."
"He kills off lots of people." Mukahi said
"..."
"Hey! I know! Someone should make a Prune Note!"
"...And why?"
"Everyone time they eat a prune, someone dies!"
"..."
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Chocolate Bunny, Parasite, White Tigers, Teddy Grahams
"You're stupid."
"Ore-sama is not stupid, Gakuto. Ore-sama does not eat commoner's food."
"A chocolate bunny is basically chocolate. You eat it."
"It's commoner's food."
"It's chocolate. The stuff in parfaits."
"..."
"Please tell me you've at least heard of Teddy Grahams before."
"What's that?"
"FOOD!"
"It's commoner's food. It's artificial. It gives you TYPE 2 diabetes."
"You can shut up with the whole 'TYPE 2' diabetes you know."
"You're the one who started it. Ne, Kabaji?"
"Usu."
"Shut up."
"Make me."
Mukahi glared. "You're parasite just waiting to get kicked in the ass."
"Ahh, quoting from Shakespeare now, aren't you?"
"..."
Shishido glared. "Dude, that's not from Shakespeare."
"Ore-sama thinks it's from Shakespeare."
"..."
"Ouch." This from Mukahi. "At least you've heard of white tigers before."
"White tigers? Is that some sort of plant?"
"..."
"You know, sometimes I think Atobe's even crazier than Gakuto."
"True."
"EVERYONE 70 LAPS!"
Mukahi stared. "Is it just me, or is the number of laps increasing?"
"It's all your fault."
"Shut up."
"..."
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