BWAHAHAHAHAHA! THE FIVE WORD CHALLENGE HAS STARTED! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

Well, not quite, but it's as good a start as any.

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If I spelt anything wrong I shall be very pissed.

Shall I make it to the Seven Word Challenge? Maybe. Five's as close as any.

Is this getting old? Hope not. T.T

Sorry for the three hour late update. Guess what I was doing. My mom forced me to practice wearing high heels. And she forced me to climb the stairs with them. GRRRRRR. High heels equals to HELL!

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G0.0dbye-days:

Glue, Diary, Banana, Hair Dye, Make-Up

"Gakuto, what are you doing with Atobe's diary?" Oshitari asked one day.

"I'm reading it. Duhh. What else?"

"Where did you get it?"

"I stole it from his locker. He really shouldn't bring these things to school."

"Oookay."

"Dude, I have like, the best idea ever!"

"Your ideas give people headaches."

"Whatever. I propose that we glue a banana to his diary and say 'hey monkey! sup?'."

"...Why a banana?"

"Cause monkies love eating it. Duhh."

"Why don't you just dye his diary with hair dye?"

"Hmm. That might work too. I'll do all three."

"Gakuto, that's only two things."

"Whatever. Sheesh."

Six hours later

"WHO TOUCHED ORE-SAMA'S DIARY?!!?!?!?! ORE-SAMA DEMANDS TO KNOW!!!!" Atobe screamed.

"Nobody in particular..." Mukahi said. "Oh, by the way, it's really uncouth when you start putting on makeup when you're bored. And when you 'accidentally' glued Shishido's boxers onto Hiyoshi's head."

Shishido looked up in surprise. "That was you? I thought that was Gakuto being a idiot."

"..."

"I really don't want to know," Hiyoshi muttered.

Atobe glared daggers at Mukahi. "600 LAPS!"

"Okay, okay. Sheesh. No need to yell." Mukahi got up to do his laps...but...slipped on a banana peel.

Atobe smirked. "Oops."

Mukahi started glaring. "THAT'S IT! I'M SUING YOU FOR ABUSE OF YOUR RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES! PLUS TRYING TO MURDER ME!"

"And I'm suing you for touching my property."

"Argh."

Immortal Wifey:

God, Review, Duck stuffed with Rabbit (LMFAO!), Drown, Kikumaru Beam

"Yes! I got 80 reviews!" Mukahi yelled.

Oshitari looked up from his book. "Reviews? On what?"

"My fanfiction! Jeez."

"What's fanfiction?"

"Ugh. Never mind. And you say I'M stupid."

"..." Oshitari walked over to the computer.

Here's a sample of what Mukahi wrote.

"Bwahahahaha!!! I will kill you, Kikumaru!" King Gakuto yelled.

"Oh! Lord! Save me! Please! Have mercy, nya!" Peasant Kikumaru cried out.

"Never! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" -stabs u with five thousand knives-

"Ahhhhh!"

Oshitari stared. "You have way too much free time."

"He needs to drown and die," Mukahi muttered.

"...And why?"

"Cause he's my rival."

"...That's hardly a reason."

"Whatever."

"Hm, I wonder what would happen if I stuffed a duck with a rabbit."

"..."

"And force fed it to Atobe."

"Ore-sama is God. You cannot force feed something like that to me."

"You are NOT God."

"Yes I am."

"No you aren't."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Then let's duel!"

"..."

The dueling thing is really getting out of hand.

twilightpath:

Chocolate, Dolls, Dolphins, Shakespeare, The Little Prince (book)

"Gakuto, what are you reading?"

"Read the title."

Oshitari looked at the cover of the book. "The Little Prince? Why are you reading that?"

"Dunno. I was bored."

"..."

"Maybe I should read some Shakespeare next."

"Are you sure you're going to be able to do that?"

Mukahi glared. "It's not like I have like, a negative five reading level."

"Actually, you do."

"Shut up. Shakespeare is interesting."

"Can you even understand it?"

"Nope. That's what makes it so interesting. Oh, by the way, another interesting thing: Atobe plays with Barbie dolls."

Oshitari stared. "Where'd you get that information from?"

"I stole his diary, remember?"

"Ahhh."

Mukahi suddenly stood up with an insane look in his eyes. "I have like, the coolest idea ever! We should give Atobe a dolphin with TYPE 2 diabetes as a birthday present!"

"..."

"What?"

"Why would we give him a dolphin with TYPE 2 diabetes?"

"Cause, it can totallllly fit in his pond. Remember how I dumped ice cream in it last time? Well, if we give him a dolphin with TYPE 2 diabetes, then it won't have a problem living in Atobe's pond!"

"...And how are we going to find a dolphin with TYPE 2 diabetes?"

"We get a dolphin, force feed it chocolate, and make it high off vanilla."

"...No."

"Awww...please?"

"I'm not going to let you torture a dolphin with chocolate."

"Chocolate's good!"

"Dolphins don't like eating chocolate."

"How do you know? Did you ever ask them?"

"...No."

"Exactly."

"We're not giving a dolphin chocolate."

"We are sooooo giving a dolphin chocolate."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Awwwwwww."

shr0omx3:

Insert, Four, TIMBER!(as in the yell), Webster, Nintendo DS

"Yuushi, what does insert mean?"

"...Gakuto, how do you not know that?"

"My Nintendo DS says to 'insert game pack here' or whatever. I don't know what 'insert' means."

"It means to put the game pack in the slot."

"...Then why couldn't they just write that?"

"Dunno. Probably because 'insert' takes up less space."

"They suck."

"Why?"

"Why do they only have 2 slots? Why can't they have like, 4?"

"Why would you need 4 slots?"

"So I can play 4 different games."

"Gakuto, you can't play 4 different games on one Nintendo DS."

"Awwwww."

"...What game are you playing anyways?"

"Webster's Dictionary for Kids."

"..."

"What?"

"Excuse me? Did you just say 'Webster's Dictionary for Kids?' I didn't even know they had a game like that."

"It's fun. You can create your own swear words."

"..."

"I've created four so far. Wanna hear them?"

"No."

"Awww. Pooh."

"..."

Shishido suddenly stalked into the room. "What is this?" he asked, holding up a peice of paper.

Oshitari read the note. "Yakzidowquackmire you are sooooooo tosdoeyormukaka dasphilledabudaundpantdos tranweimilonquacklaseefewart!" Oshitari stared at Mukahi. "Did you write that?"

"Yep. It has my four man-made swear words on it."

"..."

"Yakzidowquackmire means TIMBER!"

"Why TIMBER?!"

"Dunno. Sounded cool. Anyways, tosdoeyormukaka means gay."

"..."

"Dasphilledabudaundpantdos means pants."

"..."

"Tranweimilonquacklaseefewart means fucker."

"...So the note translates to 'TIMBER you are sooooo gay pants fucker?'" Shishido stared.

"Yep."

Shishido smacked Mukahi ."You fail. That doesn't even make sense."

"But it sounds cool in my language. Shishido dwote dayk."

"...What does that mean?"

"Not telling."

"...Maybe I don't want to know."

"You'd probably not."

"..."

forgotten hyoshi:

Harry Potter, Barbie, Zelda Twillight Princess, Nintendo WII, 50 inch Plasma TV

"Atobe's jealous of Harry Potter and Barbie."

Everyone in the room stared at Mukahi like he'd gone insane.

"Seriously! He's jealous of Harry Potter cause he has these cool magical powers that like, totally rule. He's jealous of Barbie cause she has long blonde hair."

"Why would he be jealous of that?" Shishido asked.

"Dunno. He's just stupid like that."

"..."

"Ore-sama has a Nintendo WII!" Atobe said, popping out of nowhere.

Shishido rolled his eyes. "Yeah, and you have a 50 inch plasma TV!"

"So? Ore-sama needs those things!"

Mukahi smirked. "Yeah, so they can puke cause of your ugliness. You're jealous of Barbie cause she looks better than you!"

Atobe glared. "For your information, I'm more jealous of the people in Zelda Twilight Princess than Barbie!"

"Who? Link?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"He's cool."

"...You've been playing too many video games with your Nintendo, haven't you?"

"Ore-sama has not."

"I bet you have a Barbie game in your house somewhere."

"..."

FrauleinRose:

D.Gray Man, Stupidity, Aliens, Jupiter, Pluto

"D.Gray Man sucks!" Mukahi said.

"...Why do you think it sucks? I thought you were in love with like, every anime in the world," Shishido said.

"It sucks cause there's stupid people in it. I CANNOT believe those stupid akuma people! They have like, no fashion statement whatsoever!"

"I think they're more intent on killing people that worrying about their fashion."

"Well, they suck!"

"..."

"I mean, they're even uglier than those aliens on Jupiter!"

"...Jupiter doesn't have aliens."

"It SO does have aliens! They're ugly! They have like, four eyes, no mouth, and they're BLACK!"

"..."

"Well, they're black with a bit of blue and red. They have NO fashion statement whatsoever."

"Aliens and those stupid akuma or whatever don't NEED a fashion statement!"

"They do too! They need one! Just like the fact that Pluto's a PLANET!"

"..."

"What?"

"Pluto isn't a planet."

"It is! And you call me stupid."

"Pluto stopped being a planet a year ago. They classify it now as a dwarf planet."

"That's stupid. Why's it a dwarf planet?"

"Cause it doesn't pull in space matter when it orbits the sun. Duhh."

"They're gay. Pluto SHOULD be a planet."

"Pluto's not a planet. Sailor Pluto's kicked out of the series. We have eight planets now. Deal with it!"

"Who's Sailor Pluto?"

"I think some random person from Sailor Moon. I'm not sure if they even have a Pluto person in there anyways."

"Eww! I cannot believe you watched that!"

"...I didn't. Atobe did."

"...Well, that's not surprising considering that he plays with BARBIE dolls. He's STUPID!"

"Shut up! Your stupidity is worse than his!"

"At least I don't have like, a 5 point IQ!"

"You're right. You don't. CAUSE YOUR IQ'S DOWN TO A NEGATIVE 17!"

"..."

Haku Kitsune:

Fuzzy, Guns, Light Saber, Cheese, Sadist

"Llamas are fuzzy." Guess who this was from. Yep. Mukahi.

"..." Everyone elses' reaction.

"They are!"

"..."

"I wanna watch Star Wars!"

"Why do you want to watch that?" Shishido asked.

"Cause I want to see them flash off their Light Sabers!"

"..."

"What?"

"Why don't you just get a gun and go up to the staff and say 'Ha, I'm better than you'."

"That's no fun. Light Sabers are cooler than guns."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Let's DUEL!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Cause it's getting old."

"You're just a piece of sadistic cheese!"

"...The fuck? Sadistic cheese? Where'd you get that from?"

"I dunno. Thought of it cause I saw Atobe eating cheese."

"Ore-sama does not appreciate it when you stare at me eating cheese and thinking of 'sadistic cheese'."

"Oh, shut up. You're just jealous cause I have a better imagination than you."

"...50 laps."

"Awww."

animewahine:

Roadkill, Hypocrite, Hoopla, Drama Queen, Fundraiser

"Yuushi! I wanna play the roadkill game!"

Jirou looked up. "What? There's a roadkill game?"

Oshitari rubbed his temple. "He means Nanaca Crash. Remember? The game where that girl rides a bike and hits the guy and the guy becomes roadkill and bounces everywhere and people are just standing there randomly and kicking him whenever he bounces right in front of them?"

"Oh. That game was fun. Roadkill!"

"Hoopla!"

"...What?"

"Ugh. Never mind."

"Do you even know what that means?"

"No."

"..."

"You're such a hypocrite, Jirou!"

"...Why am I a hypocrite?"

"Cause, you love hippos too much."

"Gakuto, hypocrite doesn't mean people love hippos," Oshitari said.

"Aww, Yuushi. You're just being too much of a drama queen."

"How is explaining a word to you mean I'm a drama queen?"

"You just are. You hate the world cause of its stupidity."

"True."

"..."

"..."

"We should start a fundraiser."

"For what?"

"To make stupid people smarter."

"..."

"Actually, I just thought of something. It's not that people are stupid. It's just that they're not SMART."

"...Good point."

"See? I can be smart sometimes."

"You still have a negative 6 IQ."

"Awww."

The Dirty Pear:

Conga, Sheep, Soap, Senor Muffin Butt, Chew Toy

"Senor Muffin Butt wants a chew toy!"

Shishido gave Mukahi a weird look. "Who's Senor whatever-ever?"

"Dunno. Some guy, I guess."

Shishido banged his head on the table, totally frustrated. "WELL NO DUHH!"

"Ouch. Touchy."

"Urgh."

Mukahi started tapping on some drums from the band room. "Dude, these congoes and bongas are weird. They sound weird."

"Dude, it's congas and bongos."

"Oh...Same thing."

"It's different."

"Oh whatever."

"...Please don't tell me you're thinking of something random again."

"I was thinking of sending Atobe a sheep and soap for his birthday."

"Why a sheep? And soap?"

"Dunno. Sounded cool together."

"..."

"I guess I'll just explain to him that the soap was a given, cause he'd have to wash the sheep like, every day."

"..."

"Sheeps are cool."

"Its 'sheep are cool'. You don't add an s after sheep. You just leave it."

"Oh whatever. Same thing."

"..."

ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:

Pooh Bear, Cow's Stomach, Kimono, INYO National Forest, Rainbow Falls

"I want to go to INYO National Forest!"

"Gakuto, why do you want to go there?"

"Cause it's in California, Yuushi. Duhh."

"..."

"It's federally protected."

"..."

"Oh! And I want to go to Rainbow Falls!"

"What's up with your sudden urge to go to national parks?"

"I don't know. It's weird. Why do cows have four stomachs?"

"To digest the food they eat."

"But we only have one stomach."

"They eat grass."

"So, why four? What happens?"

"They swallow, then they throw it back up. Four times, because they have four stomachs."

"Eww. So they throw up after they digest the food?"

"Pretty much."

"That's disgusting!"

"..."

"I mean, wouldn't they feel really sick?"

"I think they get used to it."

"I have like, the bestest idea in the world!"

"Bestest isn't a word."

"Whateverrr. I should steal Atobe's Pooh Bear and threaten to kill it if he doesn't wear a kimono to school tomorrow."

"Why do you want Atobe to crossdress?"

"Cause it'll ruin his reputation."

"You've already ruined yours with your stupidity. Anyways, he has a Pooh Bear."

"Yeah. I know, it's pretty gay, but he just loooooves it."

"Where do you get this information?"

"I stole his diary, remember?"

"Ahhh."

Haha. I had fun. xD

I probably will be able to make it to seven words. Who knows?

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