Urgh. Five Word Challenge.
Okay. This is getting a bit boring. So the six word challenge and seven word challenge won't have two chapters. They'll just have one each.
I'm tireddddd.
And bored.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kisa44: (you gave me six. I'll just choose five)
Tree, Bright Yellow Pole, Wall, Desk, Vanity
"Look, Yuushi! It's the bright yellow pole of DOOM!"
"Gakuto, it's a yellow pole."
"It's not JUST a yellow pole. It's a bright yellow pole of DOOM!"
"..."
"What's a vanity?"
"..."
"Why can't trees be bright yellow poles too?"
"Gakuto, have you gone to the Metanl Institute recently?"
"Dunno. Probably have. I should paint my wall yellow."
"...And why would you want to do that?"
"So it'd look like the bright yellow pole of DOOM!"
"..."
"I wonder if I can paint my desk yellow too."
"..."
"Dude, I just had like, the coolest idea ever! We should paint Shishido's room yellow and blame it on Atobe!"
"...You aren't going to paint his cats yellow, are you?"
"Nope. I'll leave the cats alone. But I'm gunna paint his rubber ducky yellow."
"Gakuto, his rubber ducky is already yellow."
"Nuh uh. He got a pink one this time."
"...Why a pink one?"
"Dunno. Probably cause I was blabbing about the bright yellow pole of DOOM or something like that."
"No wonder."
"I'm gunna paint his whole room yellow!"
"..."
"It's going to be a marvel!"
"..."
"Yuushi, talk."
"I'm not helping."
"Awww."
The Dirty Pear:
Rice Pudding, Host Club, Bath Water, Humphry The Candy Unicorn, Soul Calibur 3
"Yuushi, what's rice pudding?"
"...Gakuto, how do you not know that?"
"Rice pudding sounds weird. It's like, saying baseball pudding."
"..."
"What?"
"Ore-sama believes that Gakuto has gone crazy," Atobe said.
Mukahi glared. "Dude, you said that like, five times already. Get a life."
Just then Shishido came in holding a comic book.
"ZOMGISTHATLIKEOURANHIGHSCHOOLHOSTCLUBCAUSESERIOUSLYTHAT'SLIKETHEBESTMANGAEVERANDHUMPHRYTHECANDYUNICORN'SCOOLTOOBUTHE'SKINDAWEIRDANDSOULCALIBUR3ISWEIRDTOOEXCEPTIDUNNOWHATITISBUTIT'SLIKETHEAWESOMESTTHINGINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORDANDLIKEI'MSPAZZINGRIGHTNOWBUTWHATEVERAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Shishido just stared at Mukahi who was...spazzing at the moment. "Dude, calm down. Yes, it's Host Club, but I'm not reading it. I'm throwing it away. What the hell is Humphry the Candy Unicorn and Soul Calibur 3?"
"HUMPHRYTHEUNICORNISAWESOMEE!!SOULCALIBUR3ISWEIRDANDIDUNNOWHATITISBUTWHATEVERRRRR!!!"
Shishido stared. "Forget I ever asked."
"BATHWATER!!!"
Jirou suddenly popped outta nowhere. "Muka-kun likes girly manga!"
"HIVESANDBEES!!"
"That's it," Shishido grumbled. "He's totally lost it. We need to go and throw him in the Mental Institute."
"..."
"CHICKENSLIKECOWS!"
"..."
forgotten hyoshi:
Rikkaidai, Surprise, Gakuto, Trick, Niou
Back at the Mental Institute...
"Uh, yeah. He's gone insane cause of a comic book I was holding." Shishido said.
"WEEEEEESUGARRRR!!"
"..."
"ZOMGZOMGSEETHAT'SLIKE,SANADAFROMRIKKAIDAI!"
Shishido stared. "What the hell is he doing over here?"
Suddenly Sanada ran up to them and started screaming. "SURPRISE! SURPRISE!"
"...That's it. He's totally lost it."
"ZOMGSURPRISE!!"
"..."
Atobe was smirking. "I see..."
Shishido gave Atobe a weird look ."You see what? Trees?"
"Niou's probably behind this."
"Why him?"
"Well, he IS the trickster."
"True. But what'd he do to them?"
Mukahi and Sanada were still screaming at each other about...stuffed animals.
"Ore-sama thinks that he has given them a chemical."
"Well, no duhh. They wouldn't be acting this way if he DIDN'T!"
"...He has given them...perhaps...sugar?"
"Why sugar? I mean, that Sanada guy over there wouldn't be screaming at Gakuto about stuffed animals just because of sugar."
"Sugar and coffee."
"So like, they're high off coffee?"
"Basically."
"Then what do we do?"
"Give them soda."
"How's that gunna help? That's just going to make it worse!"
"Then tie them up and throw them in our broom closet."
"...Okaaaaaaaaayy."
Guess what they did. They stuffed Mukahi in a locker cause they just COULD and they threw Sanada in a broom closet.
Wonder what happened? They calmed down. Then they were let out. Two days later.
Yes, it took them two days to calm down.
"...Sheesh. That took a loooonnngg time."
FrauleinRose:
Reputation. Barney. Teletubbies. Sesame Street. The Simpsons.
"Ore-sama's reputation has been ruined."
Everyone looked up except for Mukahi, who was having a laughing fit. "How?"
"Because SOMEONE decided to tell the whole school that Ore-sama watches Teletubbies!"
"And Sesame Street. And Barney!" Mukahi said.
Atobe glared. "Ore-sama does not watch those kinds of things!"
"Yes you do. You're just too scared to watch anything else. Remember The Simpsons? You screamed cause of that!"
"It was a Halloween special!"
"It was like, the funniest thing ever. You were soooo scared."
"Ore-sama was not scared!"
"Yes you were. How about that time when we asked you if you'd seen Naruto yet? You freaked out and locked yourself in the broom closet for 6 hours!"
"Gakuto! 700 laps for being disrespectful to Ore-sama!"
"Whatever. Your reputation's still ruined."
"700 LAPS NOW!"
xquisittexabie:
IQ, Drain (sink drain), Fire, Prancing, Banana Peel
"My IQ is NOT negative 67!" Mukahi was pouting.
"Yes it is!" Shishido was glaring. "You don't even know what a drain is!"
"Well which one? The one in the sink or the one in your head cause you're so stupid?"
"The sink!"
"Yeah, it's called a faucet. Water comes down. And it drains in the drain!"
"..."
"And seriously, my IQ is not negative 67!"
"Yes it is! What about the time when you thought monkies pranced around with banana peels?"
"They do! They swing aroung the tree branches with banana peels!"
"Oh yeah? What about the time when you asked, 'What's the melting point of fire'?"
"Fire's just stupid! It's supposed to have a melting point!"
"Fire doesn't melt!"
"Fine! Then what's the boiling point of fire?"
"You see? Fire doesn't have a boiling point!"
"Then what's fire?"
"You did NOT just ask was fire was."
"It's stupid! It's just like...there!"
"..."
"It sucks even more than Death Note!"
"I thought you liked Death Note."
"It's boring! That guy is just like, suicidal!"
Shishido began banging his head on the table. "That's what I just said last time, retard!"
"You're the retard! Fire is just fire!"
"Ugh..."
Immortal Wifey:
Mermaid Melody, Takoyaki, Keys, Job, Ouran Koukou Host Club
Mukahi was looking through his backpack. "Where the hell are those keys?"
Jirou stared. "You drive?"
"No, stupid. I'm looking for the keys to my special cabinet of DOOM!"
"Your special cabinet of...doom?"
"Yeah! It's where I keep my collection of Ouran Koukou Host Club books!"
"...You like girly manga."
"It's cool!"
"...You're weird."
"Takoyaki, dude." Mukahi rolled his eyes.
"You're random."
"No duhh."
"Please don't tell me you read Mermaid Melody too."
"I do. Except I don't have my own special collection of DOOM."
"...You need a life. Go buy one on eBay or something."
"Can't. Don't have enough money. And I can't go and get a job cause I'm too busy writing death notes to everybody to care."
"...You were the one who said 'You will die a horrible death cause of TYPE 3 diabetes'?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"There's no such thing as TYPE 3 diabetes."
"There isn't?"
"...No wonder everyone thinks you're stupid."
"Like you're any better."
"Actually, I am. You always place last on the rankings."
"So? Doesn't mean I'm stupid."
"..."
shr0omx3:
Hula Hoop, PSP, Frogs, Niou, and Earphones
Mukahi was skipping around the room like a maniac. "I just got the coolest information everrrrr!"
"...What is it?" Hiyoshi asked.
"Niou is scared of frogs!"
Silence.
"He's scared of frogs!"
Silence.
"What?"
"Everyone already knows that."
"How?"
"I dunno. Atobe was spreading the rumor around last month."
"Aww."
Just then Atobe came into the room. "Hiyoshi, Ore-sama demands that you buy a PSP for me!"
Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Great, first it's the Nintendo, now it's the PSP. You know, it's a commoner's game, right?"
"Ore-sama has made an exception with this."
"Yeah, only cause you looove playing with it."
"Rich people are allowed to have video games."
"Yeah. Whatever."
Shishido burst in the room with Oshitari right behind. "Gakuto, why the hell did you glue my earphones onto a hula hoop? Which is Oshitari's, I might add."
"I was bored. So sue me."
"I already did."
"It probably didn't work. Whatever. Anyways, just tear the earphones off the hula hoop. Sheesh. And you call me stupid."
"You used crazy glue."
"Doesn't mean you can't tear it off."
"It's crazy glue. Like, the really crazy kind of glue!"
"Just tear it off. Sheesh."
"..."
Everyone at this moment was staring at Mukahi while he was busy scribbling on his notebook.
"Your IQ's down to a negative 78!"
"Like you're any better."
"..."
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Rock Sack, Wolves, Water Park, Sengoku, Edward
"Lucky! I just got a rock sack!"
"Gakuto, why do you need a rock sack."
"Yuushi, it's cause I need to collect rocks."
"..."
"I am soooo lucky!!"
"You sound like that Sengoku guy."
"LUCKY!" Was heard outside.
"And apparently he's right outside," Oshitari said.
"I wanna go to a water park!!"
"We're studying. You can't go to a water park."
"Aww."
"..."
"I wanna see wolves!"
"So?"
"Take me to a national park!"
"...No."
"Aww. You're no fun."
"..."
"Who's Edward?"
"...Who's who?"
"Edward. I've heard the name somewhere before. Does he play tennis?"
"Dunno. Where'd you meet a Edward?"
"Maybe it was from that really depressing anime."
"What depressing anime?"
"The one where everyone DIES."
"...Oh."
"Yeah. Oh."
I'm tireedddd. It's like, three in the afternoon but I'm bored and tired and cranky.
Whateverrr
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