Okay, Six Word Challenge
I will make it to the seven word challenge.
Half of these words I don't know.
So like, I had to research like half of them on Wikipedia
I know, I'm sad. Whateverrrr
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Microwave, Crystals, Demons, Banana Suit, Koi Fish, Lay's Chips
"I know! We can microwave Lay's Chips and make them EXPLODE!" Mukahi exclaimed.
"Dude, how is that going to help Atobe calm down?" Shishido grumbled.
"He's going to get scared to death cause we microwaved Lay's Chips and made them EXPLODE!"
"It's not gunna work."
"Then let's feed him koi fish!"
"He's on a sugar high right now. We can't force feed him koi fish even if we tied him up."
"Then let's watch a movie! With demons in it!"
"THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP!"
"Aw. Pooh. Then let's dress him up in a banana suit and tie him to the flagpole!"
"He's going to drive everyone insane."
"Pshh. Everyone's already insane anyways."
"True. But it's all you fault."
"Why's it my fault?"
"You were the one who started the whole insanity sugar high thing."
"I gave him a lollipop. How's that my fault?"
"He's sensitive to sugar."
"Well then he shouldn't have eaten the damn thing!"
"You gave it to him."
"He has a brain. He shouldn't have eaten it!"
"..."
"Plus, you're the one who gave him TYPE 4 diabetes in the first place!"
Shishido groaned. "There's no such thing as TYPE 4 diabetes!"
"Yes there is. The person becomes diabetic AND insane."
"You just made that up."
"So what if I did?"
"..."
"I know! Let's glue crystals onto his forehead!"
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO HELP?!"
"IT'S GOING TO MAKE HIM LOOK PRETTY WITH THE BANANA SUIT. DUHH!"
"Ugh..."
The Dirty Pear
Ship, Peach, Sugar Hill, Silent Hill, Humphry's Hill, DeathScythe
"Argh! How the heck does someone build a freaking ship that's like, 3 inches long?!" Mukahi screamed out in frustration.
"Gakuto, why are you trying to build a ship?" Oshitari asked.
"Cause it looks cool!"
Just then Atobe came into the room "Silent Hill..."
"Atobe?"
"Silent Hill..."
Mukahi stared. "Dude, he's gone insane."
"What happened?"
"Shishido introduced a new video game to him and now he's like, addicted to it."
"OMFG SILENT HILL IS SOOOO SCARY!" Atobe screamed out.
"..."
"Silent Hill..."
Mukahi shook his head. "Sheesh. Spazz anyone?"
"Sugar Hill..."
"Sugar Hill? Isn't that like, different from Silent Hill?"
"Humphrey's Hill..."
Oshitari stared. "Isn't Sugar Hill like, that really weird song? And what's 'Humphrey's Hill'?"
"That's it. He's totally gone insane." Mukahi rolled his eyes.
"DeathScythe..."
"OMG DeathScythe...isn't that one of those cool mobile suits from that really weird anime?!"
"...I don't want to know."
"Bunnies..."
"I vote we take him to the Mental Institute first thing in the morning."
"Why not take him there now?"
"I need to finish my ship first."
"Ahh."
"Peaches..."
Mukahi glared and smacked a peach right in Atobe's face. "THERE! A PEACH! HAPPY?! NOW SHUT UP!"
Atobe looked around. "..."
"..."
"MUKAHI 60 LAPS!"
"Silent Hill."
"AHHHHH!!"
speedybuddy562
Pokemon Diamond, Pokedex, Nick Jr, speedybuddy562, abc, Zelda Ocarina of Time
"This sucks. I have to fill up my Sinnoh Pokedex before I can get the National one," Mukahi grumbled.
Shishido looked up in surprise. "You actually play that game?"
"What? Pokemon Diamond? Yeah."
"Dude, Pokemon Diamond sucks. Pearl's way better."
"Nuh uh! Diamond's way better!"
"Palkia's better than Dialga!"
"Nuh uh!"
Atobe suddenly came into the room. "WHO STOLE MY POKEMON DIAMOND GAME PACK?!"
"..."
"Ask Nick Jr.," Mukahi replied.
"Dude, you do realize that Nick Jr.'s like, a TV program thing, right?" Shishido asked.
"Oh. Then ask the person who created the Legend of Zelda."
"That's a video game."
"I said the person who created it." Mukahi suddenly looked up. "DUDES LIKE, OCARINA OF TIME IS LIKE, THE BEST VERSION EVER!!!
"No it isn't."
"It is! Have you even played it before?"
"No."
"EXACTLY!!!"
"...It's old."
"Nuh uh!"
"It's really old."
"So's ABC!"
"...ABC isn't a video game."
"So? It's the alphabet!"
"..."
"It's OLLDDDDD!"
"Well no freaking duhh."
"...IT'S OLDDD!"
"You already said that."
"..."
"..."
"speedybuddy562 stole Atobe's game pack and is being a meanie and won't share!!"
"...Who's speedybuddy562?"
"A person who reviewed the story. Partly the reason why WE'RE STUCK HERE WHILE ATOBE'S RAVING LIKE A MAD LUNATIC CAUSE HE LOST HIS GAME PACK!!"
"..."
"EXACTLY!"
"...Chill..."
"Atobe's being stupid and won't just buy another game pack."
"Ore-sama's memories are in that game pack!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"..."
forgotten hyoshi
Wet, Saeki, Diaper, Baby Sitter, Fanfiction, Fuji (Shuuske)
The regulars from Hyotei were all having a study session in Mukahi's house.
Let the games begin. Or, rather, let hell begin.
"Uh, Mukahi-senpai, what are you doing?" Ohtori asked.
"I'm writing fanfiction."
"What's...fanfiction?"
"It's fanfiction."
"..."
"BWAHAHAHA! KIKUMARU IS GOING TO DIE!"
"..."
Jirou looked at the computer screen. "Why are you king? And why is Kikumaru a peasant?"
"Dunno. Cause Kikumaru's a RHINO!"
"Ore-sama is king! There is only one king! Therefore Ore-sama is the only king!"
"Yeah, well not in fanfiction."
"You have only one review. And it's a flame."
"Jirou, flames are good. It's winter right now and I'm freezing. By the way, when's the baby-sitter coming?"
"..."
"What the heck?" Shishido was staring. "Why are you having a baby-sitter come over?"
"Well, she IS supposed to come over and take care of my brother. But then like, I'm planning on throwing her into the pool."
Just then the doorbell rang.
Mukahi went and opened the door. He stared. "Dude, why are you here?"
"Saa, we were supposed to babysit someone?"
Oshitari walked over. "Your parents hired Fuji to babysit your brother?"
"Uhh. Sure. I guess I can't throw him into the pool any time soon."
"..."
"Wait! You said we! Who's the other guy?"
"Well, Saeki was supposed to come too but he couldn't make it."
"Oh."
"..."
"Yuushi. I want to throw him into the pool."
"..."
"It's going to be funny. But then he might kill me. But then, who cares?"
"..."
"I wonder if I can stick a diaper on his head."
"..."
"Gakuto, you know he's right here, right?"
Mukahi slammed the door. "There. He's gone."
"..."
3 minutes later
"Yuushi! Someone hacked into my fanfiction account and deleted ALL of my stories!"
"That's what you get for slamming the door in Fuji Syuusuke's face."
"ARGHHH!"
shr0omx3:
LG Chocolate, White-Out, Noodles, Messeger Bag, Mailman, Renji
"Yuushi! I need to borrow your white out!"
"What do you need my white out for?"
"I need to correct a mistake, duhh!"
"You're actually doing your homework?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"I'm hungry now. Does anyone have noodles?"
"...You can go buy ramen in a supermarket."
"Aww. I want a LG Chocolate."
"...Why do you want that?"
"Cause, doesn't LG Chocolate stand for like, a large peice of chocolate?"
"Gakuto, LG Chocolate is a phone."
"Oh."
"..."
"I want a messenger bag!"
"Gakuto, you can't eat a messenger bag."
"Not for eating, stupid! So I can pretend that I'm a mailman and steal Renji's notebooks!"
"Why would you want to steal his notebooks?"
"So I can copy down his answers."
"...Let me guess. You stole Inui's notebooks and now you're copying down his answers. That's why you're doing your homework."
"Yup!"
"..."
hizmit12-waterlilly3721:
Benjamin, Kailee, Runescape, Jucer, Imbecile, Loser
"This sucks," Mukahi complained one day.
Shishido looked up from his homework. "What sucks?"
"Runescape like, died yesterday and spazzed out. And fanfiction's like, spazzing out too. Stories like, disappear and reappear randomly just cause they SUCK."
"..."
Mukahi sighed. "Poor Benjamin."
"Who's that?"
"My character on Neopets."
"..."
"And poor Kailee! She must be devastated!"
"Who's Kailee?"
"My pet dragon."
"..."
"You are such an imbecile."
"Do you even know what that means?"
"Not really. You're such a loser."
"...You retard."
"You're a Jucer!"
"...A...what?"
"Jucer!
"What the fuck is that?"
"An integral part of the Juce framework is the Jucer, which is an application (itself written in Juce) that is used to visually design and edit GUIs. The Jucer can then be instructed to generate C++ code which implements the chosen GUI structure."
"...THE FUCK?!"
"Basically it's some random computer crap I copied off of Wikipedia."
"..."
"It's cool!"
"..."
xquisittexabie:
Positive, Paralysis, Bricks, Karaoke, Clowns, Gaping
"Je moi gapes at your stupidity!" Mukahi said one day.
"...Je moi doesn't work in French, Gakuto," Oshitari said.
"That was French? I thought it was...Russian."
"..."
"I'm pretty well darn positive that your paralysis won't heal."
"...What was that?"
"Anchrophobia!"
"You mean arachnophobia."
"SAME THING! I'm still pretty well darn positive that your paralysis won't heal unless you go to a karaoke club dressed as a CLOWN! GASP! LE HOLY GASPO!!!!"
"..."
"Weeeee!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE A BLOODY DEATH BECAUSE YOU'RE GUNNA BE HIT WITH BRICKS AND BECOME PARALYZZZZEEDDDD WEEEEEE!"
"You've gone insane again."
"NOT MY FAULT!"
"..."
Immortal Wifey:
Chibi, Sugar, Chocolate, Marker, THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! (lmao), Nail Polish
"I shall rule the world with my chocolate scented marker! I shall get high off it!" Mukahi was jumping around Atobe's living room with a...chocolate scented marker.
We interrupt this moment with a random moment. Brought to you by AnuneFan412
Chibi Shishido: ZOMG WFT!! I mean, WTF!!
Chibi Mukahi: LMFAO!! YOU JUST SAID WHAT FUCKED THE!
Chibi Shishido: Shut up!
Chibi Mukahi: Make me!
Chibi Shishido and Chibi Mukahi get into a fight.
The random moment has ended.
"I'm high off suggarrrr!!!" Mukahi exclaimed.
"We know that already." Shishido rolled his eyes.
"Yuushi gave me chocolate!"
Shishido stared. "Dude, you gave him CHOCOLATE?!"
"He was saying something about an LG Chocolate. I had to give him chocolate," Oshitari said.
"..."
"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF'S ON FIRE!" Mukahi screamed.
"Dude, shut up."
"NO, SERIOUSLY! THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF'S ON FIRE!"
Shishido sighed and looked up. "HOLY CRAP! THE ROOF'S ON FIRE!"
Atobe came running into the living room. "THE ROOF'S ON FIRE!"
"WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"Ore-sama put nail polish in a tray and set it on fire."
"...NAIL POLISH IS HIGLY FLAMMABLE YOU KNOW! IT SAYS SO ON THE CONTAINER!"
"Ore-sama did not believe it was flammable. That is all commoner's ideals."
"...AGHHH!!"
FrauleinRose:
Coke. MSN. Yahoo! Messenger. Applesauce. Blue's Clues. Guillotine
"I shall execute you with the awesome guillotine of DOOM!" Mukahi shouted.
"Cool! What's a guillotine?" Jirou asked.
"A thingy that executes people."
"NOOOOO! ORE-SAMA'S FAVORITE SHOW HAS ENDED!!"
Mukahi stared. "What favorite show?"
"Blue's Clues!"
"...WHAT THE FRICK?!"
"It's awesome!!"
"...Yeah, and applesauce and coke have wings."
"IT'S AWESOME!!"
"..."
"YAY!! BUT IT ENDED!!"
Mukahi went and stole the laptop from Shishido. "First I need to go on MSN, and then Yahoo! Messenger. Agh."
Shishido stared. "You have both of those?"
"Yeah. But seriously, MSN's being a pig. It's like, dying on me every day. Yahoo is sooo much better."
"No it isn't. MSN PWNS!!"
"...No it doesn't."
"Yes it does!"
"No it doesn't!"
"Yes it does!"
"AIM is the best!" Jirou exclaimed.
"NOOO!!" Mukahi and Shishido both shouted at the same time.
"Sheesh..."
Haku Kitsune: (You gave me five. So I shall count 'right' as a word.)
Glasses, Alaska, Painting, Masterpiece, Chibis, Right
"BWAHAHAHA! I have created a masterpiece!"
"Which one?"
"I have glued Tezuka Kunimitsu's glasses onto Atobe's painting!" Mukahi squealed.
Shishido banged his head on the wall. "Yeah, nice. Really, that's like, the smartest thing anyone has ever done in the last century!"
"Chibi style drawing should DIE!"
"Why?"
"Cause it's just not right!"
"..."
"Does Alaska have cavemen?"
"...No..."
"Aww. I wanted to see a caveman!"
"Go back in time."
"Cool! Where's that? In China?!"
"..."
G0.0dbye-days: (You gave me five. So Spoon shall count as one)
Fanfiction, Computer, Teddy-bear, Spork (Spoon Fork), Sling Shot, Spoon
"Dude, why are you so obsessed with Fanfiction?"
"Cause it's awesome!!! I love computers!!! Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
"If you don't stop staring at me I'll use my spork as a sling shot and fling my rice at you!"
"What's a spork?" Shishido asked.
"A spoon fork. Duhh."
"Right. What's so special about it?"
"It's a spoon and fork put together. Even Mr. Teddy Bear knows that."
"Who's Mr. Teddy Bear?
"My teddy bear, duhh. He's the smartest person on earth!"
"You mean smartest stuffed animal."
"Yeah, whatever. Same thing. Sheesh."
"..."
Haha.
The Six Word Challenge has ended. The Seven Word Challenge has started.
The Final Challenge...
The Horror xD
I shall be bored to death afterwards. Oh well
Please Review! And submit your SEVEN words.
Bye!