Okay. Guess what peoples. I'm creating a Twelve Word Challenge after this.
That's right. Twelve Words. You give me twelve random words. Twelve!
Except here's the catch: This time, each group of words will be posted on the site as a oneshot. So, if you see your penname on the summary, that means you gave me the words. That way, it'll be a nice little oneshot for everyone to read. Okay?
I want to see if I can do something totally unrealistic and spazzy. Yep. Cause I'm just weird like that
Oh, yeah, and by the way Dori-chan, I blame you for giving me a brain freeze cause of those crazy words you gave me. What the heck is 'buff-three quarter sleeves'? You're making me research 6 out of 7 of your words on Wikipedia! Grrrrr.
Please enjoy the product of my boredom!
Oh, yeah, and as a sidenote I realized that the last chapter's stories were shorter. Sorry, but sometimes life just happens like that. But today I shall try to make them longer with my awesome writing powers!
Thank R.O.T.T for all her support. Even though she's creepy and mysterious as it is.
(1) This has actually happened to me. How? I was on a train in Taiwan and like...yeah, I saw them. It was interesting...
Immortal Wifey:
Holy Crap, Horror, Comedy, Flying Chibi Pigs, Atobe in Dora Costume, ICE CREAM!, Marshmallow Monster
"Once upon a time there were three flying chibi pigs," Mukahi read aloud. "They were each told to build a house."
"..."
"One built a house out of straws."
"..."
"One built a house out of bricks."
"...What happened to the other one?" Shishido asked.
"He DIED."
"..."
"So, therefore, there were only two flying chibi pigs left."
"..."
"And then the marshmallow monster ate them all and was happy. The end."
"...Is that your version of 'three little pigs'?"
"It's different. It's three flying chibi pigs."
"..."
"Once upon a time Atobe was in a Dora costume."
"Ore-sama was NOT in a Dora costume!"
"He loved his costume so much that he decided to play hide and seek while wearing it."
"..."
"Unfortunately, he was hit by a flying llama."
"...?"
"And the llama spat all over Atobe."
"Ore-sama does not like to be spat all over!"
"The llama's spit was ice cream. Therefore it left a big stain on the Dora costume. Atobe prayed and mourned for before burying it in its own grave."
"..."
"ICE CREAM! Anyways, the end."
"..."
"The first story was a horror filled story, because the marshmallow monster ate everyone."
"..."
"The second story was a comedy, because Atobe got spat all over."
"Ore-sama does not think that should be placed in the comedy section!"
"Aw, boo-hoo. Crawl over a mountain and get over it."
"..."
"Holy crap! I wonder what would happen if I told Fuji to stop killing his cacti!"
"He doesn't kill his cacti. You just break into his house and destroy everything before running away."
"Hey! I only did that once!"
"Yeah, yeah. Still, you made a big mess. No wonder he deleted all your stories on fanfiction."
"..."
"I wonder why they call crap 'holy'. I mean, did crap get baptized or what?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Forget I asked."
The Dirty Pear:
Candy Corn, Cosplay, Mustard, Bacon, Pizza Hut, Meat Balls, Shiny Underwear
"Dude, do you know what's reallllyyy weird?" Mukahi asked. "I saw a bunch of cosplayers on a train yesterday!" (1)
"..."
"They were dressing up as that Kakashi guy from Naruto. The other one dressed up as that Iruka guy...weird..."
"Ore-sama shall cosplay as Mr. Candy Corn."
Guess what kind of look he was getting right now. A REALLY weird one.
"Who's Mr. Candy Corn?" Shishido asked.
"And you say I'm dumb. Candy corn is a commoner!"
"...You do know that candy corn's actually just candy?"
"Ore-sama thought it was a person."
Mukahi started having a laughing fit and was rolling on the floor.
Shishido stared. "Forget I even asked."
Mukahi jumped up. "We should tell Pizza Hut to make a mustard bacon meatball pizza and force feed it to Atobe!"
Shishido shook his head. "That's disgusting. Who'd want to eat a mustard bacon meatball pizza?"
"Someone tell Ore-sama exactly what mustard is!"
"...Then again, if it's Atobe, he just might eat it."
"Yeah! And then we can tell him that Mr. Candy Corn wears shiny underwear and a bra! He DID say he was going to cosplay as Mr. Candy Corn." Mukahi smirked.
"So Ore-sama was right! Candy Corn is actually a person!"
"...I forgot to bring my digital camera. Pooh."
shemeno:
Fuji (Syuusuke), Bazooka, Eiji, Neko, Sugar, Hypoglycemia, Fanfiction
"Gakuto, Kikumaru Eiji does not need to die," Oshitari said.
"He sooo does too need to die Yuushi! I mean, he keeps on saying 'nya' repeatedly and it freaking annoys the crap out of me! He's my rival! He's a imbecile! A loser! I person who I dearly and most detestedly hate! I shall have the world beneath my feet and then I shall kill him! He needs to DIE! Or, at least just get in a COMA!"
"...Calm down."
"You're telling ME to calm down?! MOI?! I RULE THE WORLD! YOU DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! HOW DARE YOU!"
"You're acting like Atobe."
"I'm NOTHING like him. I am the RULER OF THE WORLD. He ISN'T. I'm prettier and handsomer than him! Therefore I do NOT act like him!"
"...You've been writing too much fanfiction."
"I am not! Kikumaru shall die! He will never yell out 'KIKUMARU BAZOOKA' ever again because I shall kill him!"
"You'll have alot of fangirls throwing knives and rotten food at you if you do that."
"Meh, who cares. It's the author that actually gets killed."
"True. But you're too obsessed with ruling the world."
"I am NOT! I will only give Kikumaru hypoglycemia for the rest of his life!"
"I don't think you can give him that."
"I shall! So he will have a low blood sugar level! And then he will panic and start eating lots and lots of sugar! So then he will get TYPE 2 diabetes and never play tennis anymore!"
"...I don't think that's going to work."
"It shall! No, wait! I'll give Fuji Syuusuke hypoglycemia!"
"You know, you're going to get even more fangirls running after you with knives."
"Not me. The author."
"The author's glaring at you right now."
"She's the one writing this. Not my fault."
"She's still glaring."
"Aw, whatever. But seriously, Kikumaru needs to stop saying 'nya' all the time. Makes him sound like a cat."
"...So he sounds like a cat. No reason to kill him."
"He's annoying! MY RIVAL! How can I NOT kill him?!"
"..."
"BWAHAHAHA!"
"Do you even know what hypoglycemia even is?"
"Low blood sugar. Something about that. I don't really know. Some crazy friend told me about it. Whatever."
"..."
"Fanfiction shall rule the world one day."
"..."
twilightpath:
Fish, Chocolate, Fruits Basket, July, Link, Birthday, Mom
Mukahi was humming while busily reading...Fruits Basket.
Suddenly he screamed out. "NO! DON'T DIE! DON'T LET HER DIE! SHE NEEDS TO LIVE! SHE WILL NOT FALL OFF THE CLIFF!"
"..."
"CATCH HER DAMMIT!"
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
"WHY DID YOU STAB HIM?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shishido yelled.
"MAKE MOI SHUT UP!"
"..."
"DON'T DIE!!!!"
"..."
"If you want someone to die LET LINK DIE!"
"Link's cool. Don't make him die."
"He is NOT cool. I mean, how old is he now? 300 years old?"
"It's a video game."
"Well, someone needs to keep track of how old he is. I mean, when's his birthday anyways? July?"
"..."
"Oh, wait. That was Father's Day."
"..."
"What should I get my mom for on Father's Day. I mean, should I give her chocolate?"
"...Dude. Father's Day is for fathers. Not mothers."
"Not if you don't have a father."
"You have a father."
"I know."
"..."
"But I want to get my mom something."
"Did you give her a present on Mother's Day?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"Fish."
"...Why'd she want fish?"
"I just gave it to her. I caught it by myself. Remember your iPod that I used as fish bait?"
"...Don't remind me."
"Anyways. July's special cause Father's Day is there!"
"...I forgot to tell you. Father's Day is in June."
"HUH?! No way!"
"Yes, it is. It passed a month ago."
"Awww. But there's still Link's birthday!"
"I don't think Link's birthday is in July."
"Well, why not?"
"It just isn't."
"Aw, pooh."
speedybuddy562:
Tenimyu, Kazuki Kato, Kotaro Yanagi, Yuu Shirota, Employee of the Month, Dane Cook, Whose Line is it Anyway
"I cannot believe then made a musical off of us!" Mukahi yelled.
"Jeez. Calm down, will you?" Shishido grumbled.
"Ore-sama does not know why Tenimyu was created."
"It's a given fact of life that people like these sort of things." This from Oshitari.
"Who's Kazuki Kato?" Mukahi asked.
"..."
"What?"
Atobe was glaring. "How can you not know who Ore-sama's seiyuu was?!"
"...You have a voice actor? I thought you were mute."
"Ore-sama is not mute!"
"Oh. By the way, who's Dane Cook?"
Jirou answered. "He's that comedian. I think he's in America or something like that."
"...Oh."
"Why?"
"Dunno. I was researching on Wikipedia cause I was BORED so yeah...who's Yuu Shirota?"
Shishido scratched his head. "I think that's the guy who played as Tezuka in Tenimyu."
"Oh. Cause I saw a picture of him and he looked REALLY similar to Tezuka."
"Well no duhh. That's why he played Tezuka in the musical!"
"So then Kazuki Kato was in the musical too?"
"No, he's just Atobe's voice actor. Actually, I'm not sure. I didn't really research on Atobe that much."
"Oh. Then who's Kotaro Yanagi?"
Oshitari stared. "Isn't he that really short guy?"
"I know! He's that guy who played that really short guy from Seigaku in the musical!" Jirou exclaimed.
"Who? Echizen?" Mukahi asked.
"Yeah!"
"Then he's like, short too, right?"
"Well, he's 165 cm."
"Oh."
This was ended in silence. Until Mukahi asked another question.
"Why do people have Employee of the Month things anyways?"
"I dunno. Their boss recognized them as being cool?" Shishido rolled his eyes.
"Do they get a free badge?"
"Dunno. If they thought the person was a kindergartener, probably."
"Oh! I want a free badge!"
"..."
"Whose Line is it Anyway? HAHA THAT'S LIKE THE COOLEST THING EVER!"
"Gakuto, where did you hear that?" Oshitari asked.
"Uhh, Wikipedia?"
"I think that's a comedy show in America."
"Oh. Well, it sounds cool."
"..."
"By the way, is it popular?"
"Probably."
"Oh. Can I be on it?"
"Probably not."
"Aww."
xquisittexabie:
Ice, Ring, Nail Polish, Crappy Music, Tsubasa Chronicle Manga, Melt, Crashing
"Ore-sama does not believe that manga is better than looking at Ore-sama's beauty."
"It's WAY better than staring at you for 5 hours," Mukahi mumbled. "I'm a manga freak. So sue me."
"...Ore-sama has everything everyone wants."
"Yeah. Says the person who burned nail polish. Just cause it's a commoner's brand doesn't mean they lie when they say it's flammable."
"Oh? So what's the melting point of nail polish, ahhh?"
Mukahi glared. "Shut up. I wasn't thinking, Mr. I didn't know ice melted!"
"That is in no way a part of our conversation."
"Yes it is."
Atobe looked at the manga Mukahi was holding. "Tsubasa? Isn't that a girly manga?"
"Everyone says all the manga that I read is girly. Too bad, Tsubasa owns the world."
Atobe twitched. "Ore-sama owns the world!"
"No you don't. No one would want a fugly monkey like you to own the world."
"Ore-sama is everything!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Keep on blabbing."
"I shall get ice and make you inhale it!"
"Too bad. I don't get high off ice anymore. You suck. Oh, and plus, you shouldn't give me 'rich people ice' cause there's NO SUCH THING!"
"Commoner's ice is horrible."
"Ice is ice. It's the same thing."
Atobe twitched again. "It is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Whatever! Shut up! I'm reading!"
"I SHALL FEED YOU TO RAVING MAD MONKIES!"
"I'LL GIVE YOU CRAPPY MUSIC FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! THAT I SANG!"
"ORE-SAMA WILL NOT ACCEPT SUCH A LOUSY GIFT!"
Mukahi rolled his eyes and began singing. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!"
"..."
Shishido pulled out his earplugs. "You just HAD to remind him, didn't you?"
"...a song that gets on everybody's..."
Atobe glared at Mukahi. "When you start driving, I SHALL MAKE YOU CRASH INTO A POLE!"
"...that gets on everybody's nerves and this is..."
Glare. Glare. Glare.
"...goes! I know a song..."
"Forget that. I shall throw you out the window."
Mukahi was glaring and singing at the same time. "...nerves, everybody's nerves..."
"YOU SHALL DIE OF A DISEASE THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRASH INTO FIVE CANDY CORNS!"
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DYING CAUSE OF CRASHING INTO A CANDY CORN! CANDY CORN IS CANDY!"
"YOU SHALL DIE!"
"SHALL NOT!"
"IT'S SHAN'T!"
"WHATEVERRRR!"
Shishido put his earplugs back in his ears. "This is going to be a long day..."
forgotten hyoshi:
Against Wind, Adorable, Hogwarts, Changechildren, Hardwood Floor, Club Penguin, 'Look underneath the underneath'
Mukahi was humming while listening to his favorite song.
Shishido glared. "Stop humming. You're like, tone deaf."
Mukahi glared. "For your information, Against Wind is like, the best song ever!"
"It's Jirou's song."
"So?"
"...It's Jirou's song."
"It's adorable."
Shishido twitched. "I don't think he'd appreciate that."
"I think everything's adorable nowadays." Mukahi sighed and began making a daisy chain.
"...Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"I just read a fanfic called Changechildren (yes it's a real fic) and it was adorable, really."
"Okkkay."
"That fic is like, magical."
"..."
"I looove it."
"..."
"I wonder if I can to Club Penguin and see if Yuushi's there."
"...Club Penguin?"
"It's a site from Miniclip. It's adorableeee."
"Don't you mean awesome?
"No, adorable."
"You mean awesome."
"No, adorable."
"..."
"I wonder if Hogwarts really is a school. I want to go there and experience magic first-hand."
"..."
"Hogwarts is magical and wondrous with endless possibilities awaiting there for you." Mukahi sighed again.
"..."
"It's really adorable how magic is used throughout the world."
"...How is that adorable?"
"Dunno. Just is."
"...Go to a Mental Institute. Please."
Mukahi shook his head. "Look underneath the underneath, Shishido."
"Isn't that line from that Kakashi guy in Naruto?"
"Possibly. I'm not quite sure."
"You're weird. Go to a Mental Institute."
"I will not and shall not go to a Mental Institute."
"..."
"Hardwood floors are really adorable?"
Shishido rolled his eyes and called Oshitari. "Hi. Your boyfriend's gone insane. Bye."
"...You monster."
"..."
animewahine:
Volleyball, Concussion, Paranoia, Toulican (Pelican+Toucan), Pimp, Fabulicious, Hot Pockets
"Atobe's paranoid!" Mukahi shouted.
"Ore-sama is NOT paranoid!"
"What's he paranoid about this time?" Shishido asked.
"Volleyball."
"...But isn't that like, a sport?"
"Yeah."
"Why's he afraid of it?"
"He's afraid of getting a concussion."
Shishido rolled his eyes. "The ball's not that hard."
"No, no, not cause he's afraid of getting hit with the ball. He's afraid that the volleyball might brush against is shirt and ruin it."
"Then shouldn't he be afraid of tennis too?"
"Ore-sama was afraid the volleyball might ruin Ore-sama's hair!"
"What he said," Mukahi said.
"And why should he be getting a concussion cause of that?"
"He's afraid he might faint and someone might take advantage of him and throw him down the stairs. Which causes him to have a concussion."
"Yeah, only cause he hangs around with you. You're the one with the crazy ideas."
Mukahi glared. "Who was the one who threw me in a broom closet?"
"Well, your stupidity rubbed off on us all."
"..."
"Ore-sama wants a toulican."
Shishido groaned. "What did you tell him this time?"
"Uh, well a toulican's a combination of a pelican and toucan, right? So I told him that a toulican was a wild bear."
"Why does he want a wild bear?"
"So he can prove how brave and courageous he is."
"...It's a bird."
"That's not what he thinks."
"True."
"I wonder if he knows what Hot Pockets are."
"He might not."
Atobe overheard this. "Ore-sama knows what Hot Pockets are! They're a pair of fabulicious high heels!"
"..."
"They're pimp!"
"Do you even know what pimp means?"
"No. Ore-sama has heard it from TV."
"..."
"But Hot Pockets are high heels, right?"
"Yeah. Um, sure."
"You see? Ore-sama is ALWAYS right!"
"Yeah...uh...sure..."
Haku Kitsune:
Manga, Canada, Sanada, Mangoes, 'I'll throw this chair at you', Fire, Blood Splattered Everywhere
"I love manga, I own Canada, I hate Sanada," Mukahi sang.
Twitch. Twitch.
"I love manga, I own Canada, I hate Sanada."
"Why the hell do you hate Sanada?" Shishido asked.
"Cause Atobe hates him."
"Ore-sama does NOT hate him!"
"And you don't own Canada."
"I do too. I AM the ruler of the world you know."
Shishido rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Sure you are."
"I love manga, I own Canada, I hate Sanada," Mukahi began singing again.
"...Shut up. We don't care."
"Yeah, but you obviously care when Atobe raves about his fugly good looks."
"Actually, I don't."
"Ore-sama is speechless by your rudeness!"
"..."
Mukahi stared. "Yeah. And mangoes have wings."
"Mangoes don't have wings."
"Well, they should, cause they're just cool like that."
"..."
"Whatever you're thinking, don't burn down the roof again like last time."
"Excuse me? I think that was Atobe's fault."
"Ore-sama has a right to burn nail polish."
"..."
"Fire! Fire! HAHAHAHAHA!" Mukahi yelled.
"..."
"He finally snapped for the third time. He's permanently insane," Shishido grumbled.
"I'll throw this chair at you and blood will splatter everywhere! Just cause I can!"
"...You demented orange."
"Hey! That's my line! Grapefruit!"
"..."
"Blood! Splatter everywhere with your lies and hatred! Blood! Have mercy on our poor little souls!"
"..."
"This chair is my heart. This sofa is my brain. But, in the end, I throw the chair, which is my heart, at you, because I'm a foolish idiot."
"..."
"Therefore, the sofa, my brain, has died from depression. My heart is broken, thrown at you because of your lies and hatred."
"That's some messed up poetry," Shishido muttered.
"..."
VERY messed up poetry.
Kisa44:
Computer, Mouse, Notecards, Stupid, Loudspeaker, Copier, Sky
"Why do computers have mouses?"
"Gakuto, stop asking."
"Well? I mean, why is called a mouse anyways? It's just...not a mouse."
"Gakuto, really, you need to stop asking."
"Well I WANT to know."
"..." Oshitari began reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"OMG! I love that book!"
"...Okay."
"I even took notes on it!" Mukahi showed Oshitari his notecards.
"Why'd you take notes on the book?"
"I was bored. You were being crabby. So I decided to take notes on that cool book! I can't believe he died!"
"Someone dies?"
"Yeah,-"
"Don't tell me. I'm reading you know."
"Aww. But...someone dies."
"You already ruined part of it for me."
"Well, whatever. I haven't read it yet."
"...You just said you had notecards on it."
"Yeah. Then I realized I took notes on the sixth book, not the seventh one."
"..."
"So, I don't know if someone dies or not."
"..."
"This is stupid. I can't believe the school copier broke and we HAD to copy our take home test!"
"Well, it was a hassle."
"It's stupiddd!"
"..."
"And like, I can't believe the copier broke because someone had loudspeakers on from two feet away!"
"Even I don't understand that."
"It's stupid!"
"..."
"You know the most stupidest thing, though?"
"What?"
"My friend in China asked, "Is the sky really blue?"
"Gakuto, that isn't stupid. China rarely has any blue skies. It's all white."
"Why?"
"Because of pollution."
"Aww. But like, the sky's pretty when it's blue!"
"True. Better than white."
"I shall stop pollution!"
"..."
acho0bl3ssU:
Pen, Cellphone, Glitter, Kelly Clarkson, Kunimitsu Tezuka, Ladder, Hopscotch
"Ore-sama wants glitter stickers."
Shishido looked up. "Why do you want glitter stickers?"
"Because I need them for my cellphone."
"...Why glitter stickers?"
"Because Gakuto said glitter stickers would help my cellphone work better."
"...He told you that?"
"Yes."
"Yeah. Okay, you're as retarded as him."
Atobe glared. "You're going to be kicked off the team if you continue with that attitude."
"Okay. At least you know what a pen is."
"Of course. A pen is used for writing. Everyone knows that."
"..."
"Do you know what hopscotch is then?"
"Isn't that like, that brand of tape?"
"...Apparently you don't. It's a game that little kids play when they're like, five."
"Ore-sama does not play commoner's games."
"WHATEVER!"
"Don't yell. It's bad for your voice."
"Why do you care about my voice?"
"So you can sing like Kelly Clarkson someday."
"...You're kidding, right?"
"Ore-sama never kids."
"..."
"Ore-sama wants a ladder."
"Why do you want a ladder?"
"So I can climb on Tezuka's roof and demand that he have a rematch with me."
"Yeah...you don't need a ladder for that."
"Whyever not?"
"You just go up to his front door, ring the doorbell, and ask to have a rematch."
"Ore-sama does not use commoner's ways."
"..."
FrauleinRose:
Rainbow. Thunderstorm. Abnormal. Suicide. Nintendo Wii. Playstation 3. Pichu(from Pokemon).
Mukahi sighed.
Shishido stared.
Atobe stared
Oshitari read.
Mukahi sighed. "After a thunderstorm, it's always worthwhile to see a rainbow in the bright sky."
"..."
"Is it abnormal to see a rainbow after a thunderstorm?"
"Ore-sama does not know."
"Gakuto, you know what abnormal means, right?" Oshitari aske,d not looking up from his book.
"Of course I do. It means not normal."
"..."
"Thunderstorms are scaryyyy."
"..."
"I'm bored. Hey, Atobe, do you still have your Nintendo Wii?"
"Ore-sama lost it."
"How'd you lose it."
"Ore-sama does not know."
Mukahi gasped. "It commited suicide because of your ugliness!
"It did not!"
"Then what about your Playstation 3?"
"It disappeared."
"No it didn't! YOU MOLESTED IT!"
"...I did not."
"Hmm...this is an abnormal situation we're in. I propose arresting Atobe for making his video gaming systems commit suicide."
"That's hardly a reason to arrest him."
"Fine. We'll just arrest him for dancing with Pichu."
"Why should we arrest him for that?"
"Pichu doesn't like Atobe. Pichu thinks Atobe's fugly."
"..."
hyperdude: (you didn't come here to play. You came here to torture me with your weirdness. I think my readers will agree)
Defenestration, Albert Einstein Action Figure, 'Buff three-quarter sleeves', PWN3D, Naruto Ondo's Rap Thingy, Killer Rabbit Slippers, "Come to the dark side. We have cookies."
"Yuushi! What does defendstration mean?"
"Gakuto, don't you mean defenestration?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever! Tell me what it means!"
"It's the act of throwing people or objects out windows."
"COOL! I WANNA DO THAT!"
"..."
"I'll throw Shishido's Albert Einstein action figure OUT THE WINDOW! WEEEE!!"
"Shishido has a Albert Einstein action figure?"
"Yep. Weird, I know."
"..."
"The weirdest thing of all, though, is that the person has buff three-quarter sleeves."
Shishido looked up. "What the fuck?!"
"I know, it's retarded. It's your action figure, by the way."
"That's not mine. Atobe threw it out the window and it hit my head. I just took it home."
"So it's Atobe's Albert Einstein action figure? Cool!"
"..."
"Gakuto, what's buff three-quarter sleeves?"
"Dunno. Some weird fashion in the old days, probably."
"..."
"NARUTO ONDO PWN3D EVERYTHING!!"
"...PWN3D? What is that?" Shishido asked.
"PWN3D!! WEEEEE!!! NARUTO RASENGAN KAGE BUNSHIN SAKURA SHANNARO SASUKE WA CHIDORI SHARINGAN! INO SHINTEN SHIKAMARU KAGEMANE CHOUJI NIKUDAN SENSHA DE GOROGORO...!"
"He's gone insane. I can't believe he memorized that rap."
"It's a rap? From where?"
"Naruto Ondo. It's the most retarded song ever."
"..."
Mukahi finally stopped singing. He started laughing REALLY evilly. And then he giggled a really longggg giggle.
Everyone stared.
Mukahi stopped giggling for a moment. He said in a really low, evil voice, "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!" Mukahi began giggling again.
"He's finally snapped," Shishido said.
"You said that last time," Oshitari pointed out.
"Whatever. This time he's really gone insane."
"Come to the dark side kiddies! We have lots and LOTS of COOKIES!!" Mukahi began a mad laughing fit.
"..."
"Oh, and as a bonus...we will give you a free pair of KILLER RABBIT SLIPPERS! JUST CAUSE THE WORLD SUCKS!!!"
"..."
"WE WILL START DEFENESTRATION!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"..."
"AND CHAOS WILL START!"
"..."
"AND EVERYONE WILL DIEEE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!"
"..."
"The dark side kids, is the ONLY side when you want COOKIES!!!"
"Can we send him to a mental asylum now?" Shishido asked.
"I think we were late by about seven years," Hiyoshi mumbled.
ChibiYagyuuHiroshi:
Notebook, Happy-ness Bunny, Ninja Dog, Piggies, Ruffles Have Ridges, Hello Kitty, Mizuki
"The dark side! The dark side!" Mukahi shouted while he was being dragged to the asylum.
"..."
"You know, I REALLY don't appreciate being dragged like this. By the way, does that Mizuki guy like Hello Kitty?"
"I think he's okay now?" Shishido said.
"CAUSE THE DARK SIDE HAS HELLO KITTY PLUSHIE TOYS!!!"
"Forget I said anything," Shishido muttered.
"AKAMARU TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!"
"Uhh, sure. Isn't that the ninja dog from Naruto?"
"Yeah, no duhh. I mean, seriously, it has super cool MOVES!"
"..."
"THE DARK SIDE IS LUFF!!"
"..."
"We have Ruffles too! Why? Because RUFFLES HAVE RIDGES!! WOOTNESS!!!"
"..."
"The ridges make the dark side ALL THE MORE POWERFUL!!!"
"You seriously need to stop."
"THE HAPPYNESS BUNNY IS OUR GOD!"
"...The dark side has a happyness bunny?"
"YES! YES! DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE YES! IT IS GOD!"
"Does it have a gender?"
"NO! IT IS AN IT SO IT DOES NOT HAVE A GENDER!"
"..."
"THIS IS LAW!!!"
"..."
"Oh, by the way, the happyness bunny PWN3D cause well, it has its super cool duper deluxe notebook from Mars!"
"...Okay."
"So, joining the dark side is profitable and enjoyable and you have NOTHING to lose."
"Stop yelling."
"Never!!"
"..."
"And plus, piggies shall be used has pets!"
"And how is that a enjoyable?"
"They're cool! And like, they PWN the world!!"
"You need to stop yelling. My eardrums hurt."
"Well too bad! You suck! The piggies shall ATTACK YOU!!!"
"..."
Man, this was freaking long!
Well, I had fun. This was like, the second to last grand finale.
Please review, as always.
The Twelve Word Challenge has started. Submit your twelve words in a review and I'll create a oneshot for them. Cause, well, it IS a challenge. Oh, by the way, Dori-chan, you should submit twelve more words to me cause I think everyone laughs at your randomness and evilness. Really.
Hope you enjoy the product of my boredom!