I can tell this is just gonna be ironic. Try reading the chapter, it's really kinda…ironic. Oooh! It's fun to say ironic! Ironic, ironic, ironic, ironic…-twitches uncontrollably and has a mini seizure and does that mad scientist evil laugh thing-. Ahem, enjoy ! –becomes normal or as normal as I get-
Chapter Five: Escaping and Rescue
Kilbur, Wilbur, Sierra, and Lily sat in a dimly lit room. They were tied up and on
the floor with, believe it or not, knifes hanging above their neck. "Hey, Wilbur," Kilbur
said. "Yeah?" Wilbur replied. "Remember when you thought we were gonna eventually
be on the floor, tied up, with knifes to our necks?" Kilbur asked. "Yeah…" Wilbur said,
eying the knife above his throat, "Ironic, huh?"
"So waddaya wanna do before we die, guys?" Lily asked. Suddenly, Kilbur's eyes
lit up. "Kilbur, why do you look so happy? Do you want to die?" Sierra asked. "Believe it
or not, before we die, I have a gift for all of us!" Kilbur said. "Seriously?" Wilbur said.
Kilbur was able to reach her denim pocket and said, "Aha! Here it is!"
"What is that? A pen?" Sierra asked. "Not just a pen!" Kilbur said. All of a
sudden, the knifes lowered a little closer. "And, why is it not just a pen?" Lily gulped.
"Watch," Kilbur said. She pressed a button on the pen and a red laser shot out diagonally,
slicing through the ropes and freeing Kilbur! She rolled out from beneath the knife. "You
had that the whole time?!" Wilbur yelled. "I forgot I had one in my pocket!" Kilbur
shrugged.
Kilbur walked over to Wilbur, knelt down, and sliced through his ropes. Wilbur
rolled out. "Let me tell ya, that is one awesome coincidence that you have a laser pen in
your pocket. If you didn't, we'd be dead," Wilbur said. "No, if you didn't meet me in the
park, you'd be dead," Kilbur said. She then walked over to Sienna and sliced her ropes,
as well as Lily's.
Suddenly, their earpieces buzzed in. It was Lewis. "Guys, I know you're probably
dead, but if by some miracle you're still alive, please respond!" Lewis said. Kilbur
nodded at everyone, and then everyone said in unison, "Hey, Lewis!"
"You're all alive?! I can't believe this! How did you…?" Lewis was overjoyed.
"Remember when Wilbur thought we'd all eventually be tied up, on the ground, with
knifes to our throats?" Kilbur asked. "Yeah," Lewis said. "Ironically, that's what
happened, and I happened to have a laser pen in my pocket," Kilbur said. "It's great
that—AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Lewis was cut short. "Lewis? Lewis?! If you're
dead, I'm out of existence! So, don't die!" Wilbur yelled. Suddenly the eerie voice said
into the earpiece, "We have your friend/dad. Surrender and we won't hurt him." Kilbur
snapped into the earpiece, "You're the villain. You probably have your fingers crossed!"
Then they heard Lewis in the background yell, "She does!" The eerie voice said, "Crap.
Ah well. We'll just KILL him. Say goodbye to existence." Then they heard a crunch.
"Oh, no! The earpiece has been destroyed!" Lily said. "This is just fabulous,"
Sierra said sarcastically. "Just fabulous…" Kilbur said, "Oh man, how will we find…oh
yeah the tracking device!" She whipped it out and tracked down Lewis. "Wow, if we go
through this wall and turn right, there will be the doors to the Queens' Chamber, and
Lewis is in there!" Kilbur said. "But how are we going to get through the wall?" Wilbur
asked. Sierra stepped forward, "Leave that to me!"
Sierra backed up, ran, and did a flying jump kick. To everyone's surprise, Sierra
busted right through the wall, landing in a crouch. As she straightened up, she noticed
Wilbur and Lily staring with their jaws dropped. Even Kilbur raised a surprised eyebrow.
"So I know karate," Sierra said, moving a strand of hair from in front of her eyes. "What
do you think I do with my free time, gossip about 'American Idol'?"
"We can answer that later! Right now, Lewis is in danger!" Kilbur snapped. They
opened the door quietly and found Lizzy and Ember with their backs turned. Two giant
purple robo-ants held Lewis by his arms, and their backs were also turned. There had to
be a way to signal to him!
Suddenly, Kilbur said, "Coo-coo!" Sierra joined in, "Coo-coo-coo!" Wilbur also
joined, "Coo-coo!"
"What the…?" Queen Lizzy said and the evil duo whipped around. Lewis looked
behind him, surprised. There, standing in the doorway, was Kilbur, Wilbur, Sierra, and
Lily. "Coo-coo!" Wilbur and Kilbur finished, satisfied. "You guys! How'd you find me?"
Lewis had never been so relieved in his life. Kilbur dangled the tracking remote between
her index finger and thumb. "Oh, yeah, tracking device, duh," Lewis said. Suddenly,
Queen Lizzy snapped her fingers. A pit of water opened beneath Lewis. One of the
purple ants chained a cannonball to his ankle. "Help!" Lewis yelled. Sierra then burst into
action. She ran toward the evil queens, flipped over the ants and pinned Queen Ember to
the ground. Lily ran toward Queen Lizzy and jumped on top of her.
"Too late!" Lizzy said. She pressed a red button. The ants let go of Lewis, sending
him sinking rapidly to the bottom of the pool.
"No! Lewis! We won't exist anymore!" Kilbur and Wilbur shouted and dove into
the pool. Lewis was at the bottom, unable to escape. The two swam down to the bottom.
Kilbur whipped out her laser and cut across the chain. Lewis was free! Suddenly they
heard Lizzy saying, "Pool close." They were going to drown because the pool was
sealing up! Wilbur suddenly grabbed the cannonball swam toward the top of the pool,
stuck the cannonball into the closing pool, jamming the closing frequency. Lewis,
Wilbur, and Kilbur leaped out of the closing pool. "Well, looks like your plan didn't
work. I'm still here. Still alive. And everyone still exists," Lewis grinned. Suddenly,
Sierra leapt off Ember, tackling the first purple ant and shoving him into the water. Then
she elbowed the other ant into the water, short-circuiting both of them. Lewis's jaw hung
open. Wilbur became as used to it as Kilbur and they both raised an impressed eyebrow.
"Why you little…" Queen Ember began to threaten Sierra. Sierra casually walked up to
her and said, "Cannonball, please!" Wilbur tossed her the cannonball. "Thanks!" Sierra
said then slammed the cannonball into Queen Ember's head. Then she threw it onto
Lizzy's head, knocking them out. "Ooooh, that had to hurt!" Kilbur said.
"Look, there's the Time Machines!" Lily said, pointing to the corner. "Now we
need to fix this!" Kilbur said, "But first, I need to brag. That'll teach you to mess with
Kilbur Andi Robinson!" Suddenly, Kilbur clamped her hand over her mouth. "Kilbur
Andi Robinson?" Wilbur raised an eyebrow. "Okay, Wilbur…Lewis…me, Sierra, and
Lily are really your sisters. We just used undercover last names. We knew the garage
code because we're your family. And we have your gadgets because I'm related to you.
We even have the cowlick!"
"That was unexpected. I didn't even know I had sisters," Wilbur said. "I'm gonna
have to talk to dad about that…" Suddenly, the Hive began to crumble. "We have to go!"
Lewis yelled. They got into the Time Machines and flew back to 2007.
See? Told ya! Nobody died. People were close, but seriously. What makes a story cooler than a near-death? I mean, the suspense!! Who doesn't love suspense?