Warning: This is where the story gets officially wrong. Avert your eyes before they bleed!
Disclaimer: Same as last chapter.
Several hours and firefighters later...
Becca/Nina turned to Roy. "...Sex?"
"Yes plz," said Havoc. Roy headdesked, but the badly charred desk collapsed and he fell head first into a pile of soot.
"Who the France are you anyway?" he half-roared, blinking soot out of his eyes.
"I'm Julia," the one dressed as Riza said. She looked embarassed. "Please forgive my insane friends."
"Insane indeed," he said.
"Nandeyanen," said Osaka.
"BELIEVE IT!" said Naruto.
"OUT!" yelled Julia. They jumped out the window.
"And just what are all of you doing in MY office?" Roy intervened, getting up. He tried to dust himself, but he was still black all over.
"I told you we should have turned left at Albuquerque..." she whispered to her companions.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Damn maps," Becca muttered. She turned to the shorter. "Wifie" she squealed, wrapping her arms around the "wife's" waist and nuzzling her.
"Becca, stop raping Katherine."
"Ok. Ok. You girls. If you have no business with me, GET LOST," Roy growled through gritted teeth.
"I thought we already were lost..." mumbled Julia.
"AAAAARGH!" Roy aaaaarghed, but his action to reach out and strangle the girls was interrupted to the sound of breaking glass. The window had just imploded. And sitting on the windowsill was Riza. She was wearing a beret, carrying a baguette under one arm and a bottle of champagne under the other.
"Salut!" she said cheerfully.
"Hey, how was France?" said Havoc and Roy at the same time.
Riza tossed the champagne to Roy and the baguette to Havoc.
"Oh, it was wonderful- who are these girls?" she said, looking around the room. "And why is this place all burned up?" She stared at Roy. "And since when are you black?"
"Since when are you human? Last time I saw you, you had turned into a mockingbird," said Roy, popping open his champagne. "Paatii, shampan no rain, sekushii na reidii, kissu de esukotoo!" he sang.
Everyone blinked.
"That was random," he said.
"No, this is random," Katherine chimed, throwing a smoke bomb to the floor. When the smoke cleared the three were in completely different costumes.
"Axel!" chimed Becca.
"Luxord!" Katherine squealed tossing cards about.
"Why are you two from the same game?" Julia asked, now dressed as Zelda.
"Because," boomed a loud voice from above.
Silence. Everyone looked up.
"...Carry on," said the voice.
Since the office was getting boring, they all materialized outside. They were in a park, and Gregory House was running laps around them just for the heck of it.
"But... Dr. House can't run..." said Julia, intrigued.
"o rly?" said House, and that very instant he tripped over falling flat on his face.
"YA RLY!" squealed Becca and Katherine at the same time. Turning to each other the two began clapping their hands together.
"Yamette! Atashi no oshiri itai!"
-Crickets chirp-
"What?" Becca/Axel said annoyed. "I like gay buttsecks."
"And I love you too!" said the Wonder Chef, tackle glomping Becca.
"About time Symphonia got involved," said Julia.
"Gay buttsecks?" Becca squealed, tackle glomping the Wonder Chef back.
"Er... I've got to... teach... someone how to make spaghetti!" yelped the Wonder Chef, backing away.
"Then why is your spaghetti up?" she asked, pointing to the space between his legs.
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"SECURITY!!!" About 40 gorilla-sized hitmen took Becca and dragged her away.
"NOOOOOOOO-" screamed Becca. "I'm a Pockitia sufferer! You can't do this to me!! NOOOO!!!"
"That's not a real disease-" started Julia.
"It's a hallucination anime fans get from eating too much Pocky," said House, who all along had been face down on the grass. Cameron and Cuddy ran through with a stretcher, picked him up and ran off.
"POCKY? WHERE??" squealed Becca, escaping the grasp of the gorilla-men.
"THERE!" said one of them, pointing to a truck.
"YAY!!" Becca ran into the truck and they closed the door behind her, driving off.
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"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids," said Roy, breaking the silence.
"Where'd they take Becca?" whimpered Julia.
"We must take this matter-" started Riza, but Roy interrupted.
"TO THE PIMP MOBILE!!" he yelled, and dragged Riza, the two girls and Havoc to his car.
"...Nandeyanen," said Osaka.
"WIDSHIELD" Itachi-kun/Edo-kun shouted.
That last line was thoughtfully supplied by my good friend, Itachi/Edo-kun. YOU GO, ITACHI!
Well... the next two chapters are a bit short. BUT REVIEW PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE -drools-
-Julia & Becca