I'M SORRY!! I've had this chapter ready for months but I totally forgot to upload it! -cries in a corner-
Hopefully people are still reading this...
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist and other series/videogames/animes/comic books featured here don't belong to me and don't belong to Becca. This is for pure fun. We totally used Katherine without her permission though. XD
After a couple of hours driving...
"Do you even know where we're going, sir?" said Riza from the front seat, ignoring the girls in the back. Havoc was squeezed in between them and under any other circumstance would have loved it, if it weren't for a) they were both under 16, and b) they were singing "99 Bottles of Beer" very, very loudly.
"NO MORE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, NO MORE BOTTLES OF BEER! GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME MORE, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!!"
"Don't make me turn this car around!" shouted Roy, from the front.
"You can't! It's illegal!" laughed the two girls.
"Why you-" growled Roy, turning around to face the two.
"Colonel! Pay attent-" said Riza in her best authoritarian voice, before yelping as the car swerved off the road and then back on, causing a truck, coming in the opposite direction, to flip over. The car stopped as a sea of tomatoes gushed out of the truck, engulfing them.
"GAAH!" Becca squealed, jumping out of the oozing tomatoes.
"Miss me?" she asked, nibbling on some Lucky Charms.
"Wifie" Katherine squealed, glomping her while Julia just stared.
"There you are," she said, sighing with relief and half annoyance. "Sigh."
After much joy from the three girls, much annoyance from Riza, much distress from Roy ("My car is full of tomatoes!"), much rage from the truck driver and much emoness from Havoc, Julia stopped them, holding a controller with two buttons on it, labeled "rewind" and "fast forward".
"Okay, guys, I just thought of something."
"What?"
"Here." She pressed "rewind". "It says 'several hours and firefighters later'." She pressed "fast forward". "And here it says 'after a couple hours driving'. However, it's still morning. By my calculations... It's nightime!"
And with those words, it became night. Roy looked excited.
"I AM SURROUNDED BY NAKED CHEERLEADERS!!"
Silence.
"Aw damn," he said dejectedly.
I totally stole that last joke from House. Sue me. (No, actually, don't! I don't have any money!)
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