My lovely and demented story is proud to being you what Xemnas meant when he was talking about whipped cream two chapters back.

And the end of this is a damned cliffhanger. Hell yeah.

Pandemonium Ensues

Chapter 6

Don't Fight It

(XemnasSaix, AkuRoku, LexZex, hints of Zemyx)

Holy shit... Xemnas has gone insane...

Having been the first sight he'd seen when he entered the kitchen, Demyx wasn't too fond of his superior at this very moment. "Er... Xemnas...?" he asked shakily. Xemnas grunted, still concentrated on his work. "Um... What the hell are you doing with the whipped cream...?"

"Treating Saix to..." He smirked. "Dessert."

Demyx raised and eyebrow and slowly backed out of the kitchen. "Uh huh..." He reached forward and grabbed what was probably a dirty glass off of the counter. "S-See ya later, Xemnas," he muttered, turning and bolting back up the stairs. Oh dear holy fuckin shit, my virgin eyes... He couldn't but grin as Saix came into view, and snickered as he bolted by him, hearing the berserker mutter something about needing a drink. Shortly after Saix left, Demyx was tripped. He blinked, then sat up and looked up into the bright green eyes of Axel.

"Hiya, Demyx!" Axel said happily, grinning.

Demyx made the mental note that the gay members had been awfully happy lately. "Uh...hi?"

"Seen Roxy lately? Or is he still in that horrid meeting shit that Larx is putting you all through?"

Demyx tilted his head. "Uh huh..." he said, getting to his feet and picking up the glass he had dropped on the floor. One crack, running up the side. He shrugged. "Yeah. Roxas's still in the meeting. You can stalk him afterwards."

And then he disappeared, leaving Axel to ponder over what was the best way to get his Roxy.

- - - - -

Larxene sighed. She had been trying to keep order over the meeting, only for it to be disrupted by first Zexion and then Lexaeus appearing on the table. Xigbar and Xaldin had not taken kindly to having two bickering gay members in front of them and had proceeded to shoot and stab them both as many times as they could.

Which elevated into an all-out braw that only ended when Demyx entered and Larxene shocked everyone to make them settle down.

"Do you have that drink?" she asked Demyx, restraining Zexion with Xaldin.

Demyx nodded. "Yup," he said, handing a cracked glass full of water to Marluxia. Larxene sighed and pushed Marluxia out of the room, raising an eyebrow at the interested glance Vexen threw at him.

"Sit," Xaldin ordered Demyx. Demyx grinned - a shaking one - and saluted before trooping over to his seat beside Roxas. Instead of sitting, he stood in the chair and cleared his throat loudly.

"What is it, Demyx?" Larxene snapped, an edge to her voice.

"Xemnas, in the kitchen, was coating himself in whipped cream," Demyx said.

There was a pause.

"Why, for the love of all things, was Superior doing that?" Xaldin asked.

"Dessert for Saix."

Another pause.

That was immedietely followed by insane sounding laughter from some members, groans from others, and shocked and sick looks from others. Demyx grinned. He was happy to spread the news of one of the scariest things in the castle. And then, in a very delayed moment, he finally noticed Zexion sitting in the center of the table, singed and obviously pissed. He paled. "What the- Why's Zexion here!"

"He popped in here with Lexaeus," Roxas said. "They were fighting because Zexion thinks you look better than Lexaeus does."

Demyx's eye twitched.

"Zexion, dude, out," Xigbar said, reaching for the other member.

Zexion muttered something under his breath and crawled out of Xigbar's reach, huddling up on the edge of the table and continuing to mutter to himself. Lexaeus - who was also sitting, singed in the center of the table - moved over next to Zexion.

"Zexy-"

"Don't call me that!" Zexion screamed, jumping up, wobbling on the edge, and falling over, his head hitting the floor.

"Zexy!" Lexaeus gasped, ignoring the tactition's statement and looking over the edge.

"Lexaeus, get your fat ass off my table," Larxene snapped, sending a bolt of lightning and a kunai in his direction. "You're bending it. It's going to break soon."

Lexaeus muttered a few curses and got off the table, stepping out of the way of the lightning and kunai. He paused and started towards Zexion.

"Leave him," Vexen said. "He doesn't like you to touch him, and if you do, he might kill you. And we really don't need our members killed."

Lexaeus threw a glare at Vexen, cursed again, and then disappeared.

Larxene took a deep breath. "Are we all settled now?" she ground out, fingering a kunai. No sooner than she finished, Demyx's hand shot up. "What?"

"I wanna new seat," Demyx said, glancing nervously at Zexion's unconscious form.

"He's unconscious, Demyx," Luxord said calmly. "He won't molest you."

"But what if he wakes up?" Demyx asked loudly.

Larxene sighed. "Fine, fine. Xaldin, switch seats with Demyx."

Xaldin shot her a look and proceeded to stay exactly where he was.

Until he got shocked, at least. Standing, he moved around the table to Demyx's seat, muttering several naughty phrases about Larxene. Demyx himself merely shot across the table and slunk into the seat between Xigbar and Luxord. Casting a look at the member on his left, Demyx sighed and decided not to interrupt Larxene agian, instead just scooting as close to Xigbar as he could get without it seeming as if he himself had suddenly gone gay.

- - - - -

In his room, Marluxia downed the drink Demyx had given him and sat down on the edge of his bed. He didn't exactly trust Demyx, but that glass of water had thankfully gotten rid of the taste in his mouth. He sighed and cast a look in mirror.

And froze.

I'm going to kill him...

"DEMYX!"

- - - - -

Back in the meeting room, Demyx jumped and everyone stared at him.

"What did you do?" Luxord asked.

Demyx grinned sheepishly. "Aheh...well..you see-"

Before he could finish, the door to the meeting room slammed open, the door hitting the sides, as Marluxia stepped through. "You little bitch...I'm going to kill you!"

Muahaha. Cliffhanger. Find out what happened to Marlu-kun next chapter, jerks.

Marlu-kun's like my patented nickname for him. Use it and I'll go fuckin ballistic on you. Well..not really.

Anyway... Xemnas is a naughty boy.