Imisscalvin, YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!
I got this whole idea by you.
BUT! BUTT!
We are going to stay random forevah!!!!!!
HIBA. DO. NOT. OWN. BLEACH. EVEN. THOUGH. THE. GUYS. ARE. SO. CUTE. THAT. IS. WHY. THE. TERM. FANGIRLS. ARE. INVENTED. GET. IT
the following takes place between 7 A.M. and 8 A.M.
Me: zzzzz...zzzzz...z...zz...zzzzz...zzzZZZzzz...z...z..z...z...
the following takes place between 8 AM and 8:30 AM
Me:...z...Chappy...z...z..-chokes on spit-
the following takes place between 8:30 AM and 9 AM
Me: -still choking on spit- GWAH! -wakes up, rubs head- ...Eh? Where's Parcel?
-Parcel comes in-
Parcel: What is it?
Me: ...Nothing, I just want to say your name. It's sounds funny.
Parcel: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NAMED ME!
Me: Yeah, whatever.
-the Bleach group containing bashed into the room-
Ichigo: HIBA!
Me: ...I'M SORRY I DID NOT EAT YOUR PUDDING! AND I DID NOT PUT THE STOMACH ACHE MAKER MELON-FLAVORED GATORADE ON YOUR DRINKS!
Everyone: ...What?
Me: Uh...Anyhow everybody do the HOCKEY POCKEY! DJ, PLAY THE MUSIC!
the following takes place between 9 AM and 9:30 AM
(this scene will only zoom in on Hitsu and Ichigo now)
Hitsugaya and Ichigo: JAN KEN PON! THE ONE WHO LOSE MUST SING!
-Hitsu let out a scissor when Ichigo let out a stone-
Ichigo: HAH!
Hitsu: Argh...
Me: Sing your song from BLEACH MUSICAL!
Hitsu: WHAT? NO! I ALREADY GOT KIDNAPPED BY A GUY CALLED 'BUIH!'.
Me: Oh yeah, did you got... -clears throat- Molested?
Everybody: YOU'RE SICK!
Me: Viva Yaoi. Anyway, SING!
Hitsu: NO! Didn't Byakuya sing better?
Me: Yeah, BUT STILL I WANT TO SEE YOU SING! BENGARA KOUSHI!
Hitsu: NO...! Besides, Gin and Hinamori aren't here.
Me: WHO CARES! ...YOU ARE SO CUTE! -huggles- Especially when you dance.
Hitsu: -twitch- -twitch-
the following takes place between 9:30 AM to 10 AM
Me: Berry,
-no one answered-
Me: -clears throat- HEY BALDY, -takes off sandal aims at Ichigo- -hit- I'M CALLING YA!
Ichigo: MY NAME'S NOT BERRY!
-battles-
Parcel: ...Chappy.
Me and Rukia: -looks at Parcel-
-the rest stared at them- -they quickly went to the side-
Me&Rukia: Where?
Parcel: -points at a passing bunny-
-Rukia and Me looks at each other-
Me&Rukia: MINE!
the following takes place between 10 AM and 11 AM
Me: First of all, why are you guys here?
-everybody shrugs-
Me: ...sigh...
the following takes place between 11 AM and 3 PM
Me: zz...Zzzz...ZZZzzz...Zz...Peter Griffin...I hate Godfather...Well...Not really... -gets hit on the head- OW! WHO DID THAT!
Byakuya: What are you dreaming about?
Me: Well... I was dreaming about the Emo song. You know, the song where it's about this Emo kid being real emo and stuff.
Byakuya: No, seriously.
Me: Ok, fine. Everybody's on it.
-everybody gets closer to her-
Me: ...Uh... Go away.
-everybody gets a little bit far from her-
Rukia: -hugs the bunny real tight- -bunny suffocates-
Me: Okay. I'm dreaming about having a snake. So when I went to give him food I give him a bunny.
Rukia: CHAPPY?!
Me: ...No.
Rukia: YES, IT IS CHAPPY! IT IS!
Me: ...Why would I give Chappy to a snake?
Rukia: ...Because you're an evil person.
Me: ...That's true but-
Everybody: JUST CONTINUE!
Me: Okay, fine. Four months later I checked on the snake. It didn't eat the bunny. So then I asked my friend, "How come the snake doesn't eat the bunny?" He replied, "Because it's not hungry." And then I told him back, "But the bunny's dead!"
-everybody does the gasp, except for Hitsu-
Hitsu: What's wrong with that?
-everybody gasp again, this time some are sobbing-
Rangiku: FEEEEEEL THE BUNNY'S DEATH!!!!
Me: Hey, this wasn't suppose to be a copy. Sorry, imisscalvin. Back to the story... Hey, are you guys paying attention?
-everybody stopped and looked at her-
Me: So my friend said to me, "REALLY? How come?" I replied, "Dehydration."
-everybody started to gasp again-
Me: IT'S JUST A DREAM!
the following takes place... NOW!
FIN.
Okay, I know that wasn't random but it's because somebody hit me on the head. No bunnies were hurt on the making of this story.
"Kids, DO NOT try this at home!"