-twilight zone OST plays-
I was happening to have a night out at a friends house.
I never expected this day.
Me: So... What do you think?
Parcel: First of all, why am I here? Second of all, who is she?
Me: Allie.
Allie: Hey, parcel.
Parcel: GOD, STOP CALLING ME PARCEL!
Me and Allie: -laughs-
-suddenly Bleach groupies bash in-
Me: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE HERE?
They: ...Because it's a bleach fanfic?
Allie: ...Well, make sense. Make yourself at home. -drags me into a personal corner- WHO ARE THEY?
Me: They're the ones that owned the pudding I ate. And the ones who got stomach because of the Melon-Flavored Gatorade.
Allie: SERIOUSLY, HIBA!
Me: OKAY, OKAY! THEY'RE BLEACH CHARACTERS.
Allie: Is there anyway to get rid of them?
Me: Well... we're underage, but...
-scene changed-
-I brought a LOT as in A LOT as in A LOT as in A LOT of Sake bottles-
Me: NOW!
-everybody turns around to see her-
Me: EVERYBODY SIT DOWN OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE TOO CUTE CHAPPY THAT COULD MAKE YOU DIE!
-bingo. Everybody sat down-
Allie: Wow, Chappy rules.
Me: SIT IN A CIRCLE.
-everybody sit in a circle-
Me: Now, does anybody here don't know the game 'I've never...'?
-silence...-
Me: I just gonna explain it anyway. -turns to readers- The game 'I've never...' is a game when you said something you never done like 'I've never seen Hitsugaya not dancing.'
Hitsu: HEY!
Me: -ignores- The people who have did that drinks. Get it? -turns back to the characters- We gonna start. I'll go first. -ahem- ...Hmm.. Oh. I've never slay a hollow in my life. FOR REAL.
-that's a duh but everybody drinks-
Allie: I never ever ever ever EVER dance with the one I want to dance with.
-Byakuya drinks-
Parcel: I never have sex.
-staring...-
Parcel: What? I never have sex. I'm still a virgin all over.
-silences fell but few unexpected people drinks, like Byakuya, Renji, you know..-
Me: I KNEW IT! THERE'S YAOI BEHIND SOUL SOCIETY!
Ichigo: Shut up.
Me: BUT THAT'S A PROOF! WHO DO YOU- MMPHF! -gets her mouth covered by Hitsu-
Hitsu: Continue on.
Ichigo: I never think that Inoue is an overrated character.
-allie and parcel drinks-
Me: ...You guys are anti-Inoues?
Allie: Not really.
Parcel: YEAH, I HATE HER.
Me: Hey, she's right here you know.
-Inoue starts crying-
Me: PARCEL, YOU ARE DOOMED. -pulls out a random weapon... like inflated hammer- FEEL THE INFLATED POWER OF THE WEIRD HAMMER!
-few scenes later... everybody is sleeping-
STORY 2. A SPECIAL!
Me: -browsing on youtube- Real Shinigamis, Real Ninjas... Copyrights killed the Anime Fans... Dubs killed the Anime Fans no matter what... Coldness Prevails/ The Best Video Ever... The title's too long to put here... Barney gets killed in a few seconds... OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME... Dammit, there's nothing good on youtube. -closes browser-
Allie: HIBA, LOOK WHO I BROUGHT!
-Matt comes in-
Me: MATT!!!! -huggies-
Matt: First of all, I came here because I heard there's bubbles here.
Me: Actually, we do. It's on the bathroom. PEANUT BUTTER BAGEL!
Matt: YES, PBB!!!!
Allie: Just a note to the readers, they don't like Peanut Butter Jelly. Peanut Butter Bagel came up when we were having bagel with Peanut Butter (no choice) on school for Breakfast when Testing. WE LOVE YOU, TEACHA!
Ichigo: Uh... Yeah...
Matt: WTF? WHO ARE YOU? DIE!
Me: He's already dead.
Matt: Oh... Where's Parcel?
Me: I told him to go to work.
Byakuya: Senbonzakura.
Me: ...Don't! Utada Hikaru said so.
Byakuya: EH? WHERE IS SHE?
Hitsu: Since when you put my name as Hitsu?
Me: Since your name was hard to write?
Matt: By the way, Hiba... WHY DO YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME? I MEAN, LIKE, YOUR NAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE- OOMPHF.
Me: Ahahahaha... Ignore him. He was saying nothing.
-Urahara and Yoruichi stared at each other, with a inflatable hammer on their sides-
U&Y: JAN KEN PON!
-Urahara let out a scissor when Yoruichi let out a rock-
Yoruichi: -grabs the hammer- -hit Urahara on the head DONK!-
Me: MY INFLATABLE HAMMERS!
Matt and Allie: -looks at each other- Chappy.
Me: -does the retro Peanut Butter Jelly Banana Dance, PEANUT BUTTER BAGEL STYLE-
-everybody stared at her real hard- WTF are you doing?
Me: Uh... Dancing?
Byakuya: I don't call that dancing. -stands up- This, is dancing. -Apache music plays- -The rest of captains joining (except for Hitsugaya who decided to hide)- -I don't remember the lyrics, but who cares?-
Me: ...-speechless- WOW, THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
Aizen: Yeah... I could do a 360.
Matt: No, that was weird.
Ichigo: Really weird.
Renji: Really really weird.
Me and Allie: NO, IT'S NOT.
M&I&R: YES, IT IS!
Inoue: Actually, it's no weirder than a pudding with ramen noodles on top and a sushi rice on the bottom.
--
Me: So... what are you trying to say is... We're not cool?
Police: NO... You just making too much noises.
Allie: It's called randomness. R-A-W-another W-Q-Batman Symbol-blue-Apache-OMFG-and cookies.
Police: ...That's not how you spell Randomness.
Allie: Well, that's not how you spell Ding Fries.
Matt: Ding Fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done.
I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run.
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done.I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run.
Don't touch for fries in hot fat, it really hurts bad, and so do skin grafts. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wait for the bell, can't hear the bell. Where is the bell? Wait for the bell.
Ding fries are done, diiiing friiiiies aaaaare dooooooone.
Allie: Uh... See?
Police: Uh... Yeah... I'm going now.
Gin: Bai Bai! -waves hand-
Ding Fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!