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Does anybody here watch Late Night with Conan O' Brien? Well, the following section WILL FEATURE In the year 2000...!
Explanation for the light-headed ones: In the year 2000 is a segment in the show, where the guest star and Conan chatter things that supposed (NOT) happened now, like, "Paula Abdul will host a show called, 'America's got Tequilla!'" or "Cracking your neck still feels good! But necking your crack is BETTER!" (Search it on Youtube. You'll see what I mean.)
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In the year 2000...
Me: Byakuya will -evil laugh-xxx and xxx and xxx and OOMPHF!
Ichigo: Uh... Yeah... Forget that.
In the year 2000...
Allie: Peanut Butter Jelly dancing Banana will be changed into a dancing Strawberry. It doesn't made any sense, but it's a change.
In the year 2000...
Hitsu: Do I have to do this?
Me: Yes, or I...Uh... Kill you with Chappy.
Hitsu: ...You just did a good job on threatening me.
Me: Really?
Hitsu: -nods- Now... For the somehow unimportant section... Hitsugaya Toushirou will NOT be killed by the cuteness of Chappy.
-Hiba twitched-
In the year 2000...
Matt: This is sort of obvious and I don't watch Bleach, but... -sighs- 4Kids will soon take over Bleach and make every voice SUCKED. And the whole Soul Society arc probably will be changed into "I was saving her because she knows how to unlock a chappy weapon." And it will be "CHAPPY" not "BLEACH". I hate you, 4Kids.
Allie: Well said.
In the year 2000...
Renji: I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Rukia: NO WAI!!!
Hitsu: No, you aren't supposed to believe that.
In the year 2000...
Hisagi: I will finally appear at this fanfic.
Everybody: HELL YEAH! -cheers-
In the year 2000...
Me: Chicka chicka wah, chicka chicka wah wah.
The Rest: ...Dude... WTF?
Me: Bah, thanks to you all this fanfic has been raised into T.
In the year 2000...
Grimmjaw: This is getting boring... -spots Ichigo- ICHIGO, FIGHT ME!
Ichigo: FUCK NO!
Me: ...Thanks to you this fanfic has been raised into M.
In the year 2000...
Sesame Street! 123!
Count Dracula
Everybody: WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: Hey, don't say anything bad. Just for that this fanfic has been lowered into K. But after the cursing it's on T.
--LET'S END ALL OF THIS!--
Hisagi: ...-stares at Byakuya and Renji-
Renji: ...-stares at Hisagi and Byakuya-
Byakuya: ...-stares at Renji and Hisagi-...-blinks-
H&R: HAH, YOU BLINKED!
Byakuya: ...No choice... -took off his captain cloak-
Allie: ...What are you guys doing?
Hisagi: We're having a staring contest. The one who wins will get to wear the Sixth Division's Captain Cloak.
Me: Oh? May I join?
Renji: Sure. Just don't cry when you lose.
Me: Like I will.
Thus, the scene switched.
Matt: -burps- AH! I never knew there's a Coca Cola and Pocky fan other than me.
Ichigo: Never travel the world, eh?
Grimmjaw: ...What's Coca Cola? What's Pocky?
Matt: Bah, you're so clueless. How not on character you are now...
Grimmjaw: PEST! -lunges forward-
Matt: Fine fine, here you go. -hands Coca Cola and Pocky to Grimm-
Grimmjaw: ...What do you do with this?
Matt and Ichigo: ...-snickers-
Thus, the scene switched again.
Parcel: ...
Allie: HOY, ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM?
Me: True. But I was out of ideas, what do you expect?
-Thus, this section ends.-
Me: One day, there's this kid with Orange hair. He's really annoying with big mouth and looks like a snake... -gets hit by a pillow-
Ichigo: IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DESCRIBE ME, YOU TOTALLY FAILED TO DO SO.
Me: YAY!
Ichigo: ...
Allie: Hey, who wins the staring contest yesterday?
Me: Me. (Strange, I know. The word me after the word me.) -takes out the cloak- It's a bit too big for me so I thought I would ask Byakuya if I could alter it so it'll fit my size.
Renji: DON'T CALL BYAKUYA-TAICHOU BY HIS NAME!
Byakuya: Do what you want to do with it.
Renji: ...eh?
Me: See? He's perfectly fine with it! BaaKaa! -turns to Byakuya- Hey, Byka!
Byakuya: -turns around-
Me: SEEEEEEE?
Renji: ...Sugoi.
Ichigo: HOW IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE "SUGOI"?
Me: Eh? Berri-tan, RELAX, AND THEN RELAPSE!
Ichigo: I'M NOT SICK, SICKO!
Me: Do you like Pocky?
Ichigo: -halts-
-On the other hand...--This one dialog is extremely fast ! Try it with your friends!-
Hisagi: What's Coke?
Allie: It's a drink.
Hisagi: Pocky?
Allie: Snack.
Hisagi: Juice Box?
Allie: Juice in a box.
Hisagi: Juice?
Allie: A blend of fruits. Beware of Blue Juice, by the way. (It's a juice that is famous for tasting bad in Japan)
Hisagi: Do they taste good?
Allie: Some.
Hisagi: ...Bacon?
Allie: DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING?
Hisagi: Nah, not really. But the other hand, yes.
Allie: ...OH GOD.
Hisagi: So what's bacon?
Allie: Niku. (meat in Japanese)
Hisagi: Yaoi?
Allie: Boys Love.
Hisagi: Wow.
Allie: I know.
Hisagi: ...Cheese?
Allie: Harden milk.
Hisagi: What do they taste like?
Allie: Milk, but harden milk.
-Random Sheet, that is NOT what you call this.-
Matt: SUN ON A BEACH!
Ichigo: What's wrong?
Matt: GRIMMJAW STOLE MY POCKY AND MY COCA COLA!
Ichigo: ...He probably gave it to Aizen or something.
Matt: You know, he also stole yours.
Ichigo: SHEET! -runs in circles-
Random Dude: Duuuuuuuudddeeee
M&I: ...
Random Dude: You want some ecstasy?
M&I: HELL NO!
Matt: I'm too young to go to jail!
Random Dude: Fiiiinnnneee, dooon't regret it!
Ichigo: LIKE EVER!
-Matt's the one who told me to put that. (NOT TRUE! -Matt)-
Me thinks: I write what I want to write, and I write what's appropriate. XD
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Ichigo: ...What the hell?
Me: Advertisement. I couldn't get enough money to buy a manga, so extra incomes I guess.
Everyone: ...
Me: Well, it's better than trimming the lawn.
Mom: -barges in- You'll take care of your family, okay? MOM AND DAD IS GOING TO HAWAII! Ta ta! -drives off-
Everybody: ...
Mom: -drives back- Oh, and take care of the house! -drives off-
Everybody: -stares at me-
Allie: ...Good luck with that, Hiba.
Me: ... TT.TT
-Yeah, my parents left me the house and the family, and my brother's gone WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST!-
Me: AHHHHHHHH!
Matt: What?
Me: I had the baddest dream ever.
Matt: About what?
Me: My parents leaving me to take care of the house and the family for one month. And the house is filled with Bleach Character.
Yoruichi: Actually, that's reality.
Me: ...Nuuuuu!
-That's how I found out. Very intriguing... Whatever intriguing actually means.-
A/N: Yeah, my parents left my brother and sisters and the house to me. . They didn't even tell us! TT.TT
Though, maybe my brother will come to check things out. (chances: 25 percent)
Hey, on the next chapter, (thanks A LOT to Elemental Homunculi) we gonna have MSN. (sadly, I don't own that.)
Okay, maybe not MSN, but HBM DX. (HibaZae's Bleach Messenger XD) Anybody who want to join in the chat, COME (not guaranteed. . ). Anybody have any suggestion for usernames? I was thinking of Inoue's being: ChocolateCurry. I'm pretty sure you guys can come up with a better username!
Also, REVIEW, or feel the wrath of CHAPPY.