A/N This next song is stupid and a bit of a stretch. I was coming off a high with the others and I just kept going. This just proves that you should always stop while you're ahead

SAFB: I love this next song

YVJ: Really this song gives me nightmares.

FG: Oh come on it's funny.

YVJ: A lot of you have been waiting for this one…and you don't have to wait any longer…..we proudly present…."It wasn't me"

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"God if you please stop the pounding I promise I'll only drink Ed's special eggnog on the weekend" Drakken grumbled as he rose from his slumber. He slowly massaged his forehead when he heard a loud banging coming from downstairs.

Apparently the pounding wasn't only in his head "Shego get the door….Shego…..SHEGO!"

No response.

"I don't even know why I bother…..what's the point in having henchman if you have to do all the little things for yourself" he muttered angrily. He slipped out of bed and threw on his bathroom robe before leaving his room.

The banging was coming from the front door and it grew louder and more frantic as he climbed down the stairs leading to the lower levels of his lair.

"Alright hold your horses I'm coming…..I swear if this is another Jehovah's Witnesses someone will be getting a laser beam right in their skull."

The banging became even more erratic as he neared the door "alright already….what do you want?" he shouted as he threw the door open.

Suddenly Montgomery Fiske AKA Monkey Fist pushed his way past Drakken into the room and slammed the door behind him.

"Drew my good man you have to help me!"

"We're on a first name basis now?" Drakken inquired.

"I'm in a tremendous amount of trouble."

"Don't tell me you led the authorities to my lair….Fist I don't know what you did but I will sing like a canary if I get caught up in your mess…..

"No it's nothing like that……. it's something far more pressing!" Monkey Fist placed his face in his hands "she caught me" he confessed

"What?"

"DNamy" he sighed "she caught me"

A look of recognition came over Drakken's face "You let her catch you? Aren't you supposed to be some kind of Martial Arts monkey ninja or something?"

Monkey Fist sat on the floor in the lotus position his head hung low "I don't know how I let this happen"

"With who?" Drakken pressed

"Adrena Lynn, you know, recently she moved in next door"

"Ahh"

"My friend I am at a loss of what to do…."

Drakken placed his hand under his chin and paced back and forth before Monkey Fist. "Ok…ok….I got it….. Say it wasn't you."

"But…but…….DNamy came in and she caught me red-pawed creeping with the villaness next door.

"Right"

"Picture this we were both butt naked"

"Ugh"

"Banging on the bathroom floor"

"Going at it like monkeys I bet"

"How could I forget that I had……Given her an extra key"

"That was your first mistake, that's how the ladies keep you in check"

"All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me"

"Oh Monty" Drakken shook his head "How you do you figure giving the woman access to your villa. Now she trespassed and witnessed you up in a pilla. You better watch out before Amy turns into a killer."

"She is a bit bipolar"

Drakken put up his hand to stop Fist from interrupting "Now, lets review the situation that you're caught up inna………………First to be a true player you got to know how to play……If she says it's night you convince her it's a day….Never admit to a word that she say….And if she claim you did wrong tell her baby no way."

Fist couldn't believe what he was hearing "But she caught me on the counter"

Drakken shrugged "Wasn't me"

MF an obscene motion with his hips "She saw me bangin on the sofa"

Drakken nodded in acknowledgement "yea…it….Wasnt me"

"I even had her in the shower."

"Wasn't me"

"She even caught me on camera"

"Uh….hmmm….it wasn't me"

She saw the marks on my shoulder

"Nice…….it wasn't me

"Heard the words that I told her'

"Dear you must be hearing things…..it wasn't me"

"Heard the screams getting louder"

"I don't know who it was but I know it…….. Wasn't me

She stayed until it was over

"DNamy came in and she caught me red-pawed creeping with the villainess next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. I had tried to keep her from what, she was about to see……I don't understand why she would believe me if I told it wasn't me."

"Make sure she knows, she has no reason to vex….don't let there be an option for her to flex…As crazy as sounds it's not that complex….Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs. You know she's going bring up little from the past…..All this recent evidence you better know how to mask…..beat he with a quick answer or smooth talk………..But if she's packing heat you know you better run fast."

"But she caught me on the counter"

"Wasn't me"

"She saw me bangin on the sofa"

"Wasn't me"

"I even had her in the shower"

"Wasn't me"

"She even caught me on camera"

"Wasn't me"

"She saw the marks on my shoulder"

"Wasn't me"

"Heard the words that I told her"

"Wasn't me"

"Heard the screams getting louder"

"Wasn't me"

"She stayed until it was over! Amy came in and she caught me red-pawed, creeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had, given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there she never, took her eyes off me"

"It would be right to tell her that I'm sorry for the….pain that I've caused….I've been listening to your insane reasoning and it makes no sense at all. A gentleman would tell her that he's sorry for the pain that he's caused. Drakken you may think that you're a player, but my good my good man you're completely lost"

Suddenly a huge explosion rocked the lair, the shockwave sending Monkey Fist and Drakken flying into the nearest wall.

"Wha…." Drakken coughed as he inhaled the dust from the explosion "Who dares attack me lair?"

"Monty……you have some esplainin to do."

From the fog of dust appeared a giant creature with and the body of a kangaroo and the face of cuddly kola bear.

"DNamy what is the meaning of this?"

"Drakken" DNamy shouted from the creatures pouch "I knew you were behind this, you're probably the one who corrupted my Monkey Poo"

"Well Fist here's your chance….do something before she destroys my lair ….do you know how high insurance rates are these days."

"What do I do?" he stammered.

Drakken covered his mouth with his hand "Just remember to keep your pimp hand strong" Drakken whispered to him

"And I thought Stoppable was the buffoon" Fisk shot back

"Well Monty do you have anything to say for yourself" DNAmy demanded

"Yes well I…..that is to say…the thing is….I'm quite befuddled….and I must say…"

"As much as I adore your Hugh Grant impression" DNAmy smiled "Just SPIT IT OUT!"

"It wasn't me"

"What?"

"Wasn't me" he shrugged.

"Really….." she looked up at her creature "Mr. Snuggles I think it's time teach these naughty boys a lesson."

The Kolaroo roared and hopped forward, shaking the very ground under his feet.

"Now Amy" Drakken said as he backed away "remember…..don't hate the playa, hate the game."

"Run you fool" Monkey Fist cried as he sprinted in the opposite direction "hell hath no fury like an angry geneticist scorned."

"She….Shego" Drakken stuttered as he took off after Monket Fist….The Kolaroo right on their trail…..SHEGO!"

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YVJ: Wow Monkey Fist and DNA what a wrongsick pairing

FG: I think it's Kawaiii

YVJ: Sure you do

SAFB" Besides K/R what other pairings do you like?

FG: There are other pairings?

SAFB: Ok what other pairing do you dislike the least?

YVJ: Well I've thought about and I'm ok with a Ron/Monique pairing.

SAFB: Ron/Mon ok what else?

YVJ: What else huh? ….Hmmmm I guess Ron/Yori is fine….Ron/Bon and Rongo doesn't angry up my blood that much.

SAFB: Huh most of those have to do with Ron

YVJ:………..So he's a great character ….so what?...I just think after all the bad stuff that happens to him he deserves to get some loving.

SAFB: That's cool….it's kind of weird that they all have to do with Ron

YVJ:…………….

FG: Giggles

SAFB: Maybe you like the Ron man a little too much

YVJ………

YVJ…….This is the Z morning zoo will be back after a word from our sponsors……………………………………………………………………………………………………………...Kigo sux

That song was "It wasn't me" by Shaggy...That's it for now folks more to come...read and review...