A/N A stupid little diddy I thought after writing the latest About a Ron chapter. Oh and I changed some of the lyrics to fit the story


YVJ: Next song on the countdown is a classic

FG: Definitely

YVJ: Here's a fun one for you folks a blast from the past

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"Are you worried?"

Kim stuffed a pair of textbooks into her locker "worried about what?"

"You know…." Monique continued "Ron's a football star now, big man on campus as they say"

"I know it's great" She removed a notebook for her locker

"Great" Monique scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest "girl you are so naïve"

Kim eyed her friend suspiciously "What are you getting at?"

"Let me lay it down for you simply, Kim your BF is a big football star; he's going to get a lot of fans. Some of which will be of the feminine gender…you see where I'm going?"

"Monique I totally trust Ron."

Monique shook her head "it's not Ron you should be worried about, it's the freshman teases."

"Freshmen teases?"

Monique grabbed Kim by the shoulders "Don't you remember you're freshman year. Don't you remember the social climbers? The girls who would do anything for popularity by which I mean throwing themselves at popular seniors."

"Yo KP"

Kim and Monique glanced over their shoulders to see Ron approaching them.

"Kim….I…" he stopped when two girls abruptly appeared in his path.

He came to a screeching halt. "Whoa"

"Oh my god Ron, you were so amazing in the game last night" exclaimed one girl with tiny beads in her hair.

'Uh"

"Yeah totally, you were like….like the wind!" the other girl in pig tails said in between her bubble gum chewing.

Ron blushed "well you know…."

Kim frowned as the girl in braids twirled her hair in between her fingers as she spoke to Ron.

Monique shook her head "That's Cammy she's the most active tease of them all. She's trouble. And her friend there is Tammy"

Cammy giggled at something Ron said.

"Did she just giggle?" Kim asked

"Oh she giggled, I heard it, and it was definitely a giggle"

Kim's frown grew larger.

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The Next Day:

Felix approached Monique in the cafeteria with a worried look on his face "Hey uh Mon, is there something going on with Kim and Ron. He's been acting a little weird"

Monique smirked "Ron has been acting weird since we first met him"

"Weirder, he's been acting weirder than usual. Uh I mean I saw him duck into a bathroom when Kim was coming down the hall."

"Hmmm that is weird."

"Uh-oh speak of the devil"

Ron pushed through the doors of the cafeteria and Kim quickly followed him.

"Come on" she said as she held up a large sack to him.

"I'm sorry KP but no"

"Oh I guess she decided to go through with it after all" Monique sighed.

"Go through with what?" Felix inquired.

"Please" Kim broke into the puppy dog pout.

Ron quickly turned away and shielded his eyes with his arms "no I won't, it's totally not cool"

Kim peeked into the sack "it's not that bad."

"Oh yes it is!"

"Can you at least consider it?"

"Uh-uh not today, not tomorrow, not next Friday, I ain't doin it!"

"But I spent all night making it!"

Ron ran his hands across his face "Kim you know" he took a deep breath "that I uh….you know I love you right?"

She straightened up "Really?"

"Yes"

"I love you too…." She kissed him "That's why I think you should consider…"

He shook his head "Kim"

"You just said you loved me. So why not?"

He ran his hand across the back of his head "KP I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back. I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact."

Kim's eyebrow arched "what about the super suit?"

"That was a lapse in judgment." He replied quickly "But I'll never forget how beautiful you look right now, oh no, no way And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, I won't do that."

"Come on Ron for the sake of the relationship."

"KP please you don't need tell me how important this relationship is. Every morning I pray to God I don't screw it up. Because……..some days it don't come easy, and some days it don't come hard; some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end!"

Monique leaned into Felix and whispered "the coupon incident."

Kim stared at him frustrated

"And some nights you're breathing fire"

"The grape juice on the Prada shirt incident" Monique remarked

He shivered "And some nights you're carved in ice."

"Hey!" Kim reproached

Ron elbowed Felix in the ribs "Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before!"

Kim glowered at him

He chuckled nervously "or will again" He back-peddled out of the kitchen and the rest of the gang followed after him

"You won't escape Ron!" Kim shouted at him as he walked down the school hallway

Ron turned to her "Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true, I know that I love you and no one will fit me more than you. And as long as the planets are turning, as long as the stars are burning, As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it!!! That I would do anything for love, and I'll be there til the final act. I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact."

"You see, this is why I don't have a girlfriend" Felix stated

"This is why?" Monique asked "I thought it was because you had no game" she teased.

Felix rolled his eyes "I have plenty of game, but a relationship, pffft what a hassle."

"You're partially correct Felix relationships can be a hassle." Ron cupped his ears "Because some days I pray for silence."

"Are you saying I talk too much?" Kim snapped

"And some days I pray for my soul."

Ron threw open the door to his locker revealing a hanging poster of Keith Richards "Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll."

"They say he had a girlfriend in every city he toured in. Worldwide!" Felix told Monique with his voice brimming with admiration.

"Ewwww"

"Some nights I lose the feeling, and some nights I lose control." He grabbed Kim's hand and twirled her once, twice, thrice "and then some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls."

He dipped her "I used to be lonely. And that's what I thought I was only qualified to be. But there's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep."

He pointed at Felix "Uh as long as the wheels are turning, as long as the fires are burning…" Felix sang

Ron pointed at Monique "…..As long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it!" She continued

Ron threw his arms up in the air dramatically "…...That I would do anything for love, and you know it's true and that's a fact. I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back."

"But Ron" Kim grabbed him by the arm.

He stared at her arm for a second before pulling her in close. He flicked a piece of hair from her eyes and ran his fingers across his cheek "But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long. And I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love…….."

"So you say?" she told him

"So I mean" he answered.

She broke away from him "Will you raise me up, will you help me down? Will you get a smile out of my frown? Will you make it all a little less cold?"

"Hey I can do that! I can do that!"

She sauntered suggestively down the hallway and Ron followed closely "Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?"

"As tight as you'd like!"

"Can you colorize my life; I'm so sick of black and white. Can you make it all a little less old?"

He nodded "I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!"

"Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands? Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand? Can you give me something I can take home?"

He slid down before onto his knees "I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

"Will you cater to every fantasy I got?"

"God yes just name it, I'll do it!"

"Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot? Will you take me places I've never known?"

"No Doubt I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!"

Kim paused, through the corner of her eyes she spotted Cammy and Tammy watching and whispering down the hall.

She sighed "After a while you'll forget everything, it was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling. And you'll see that it's time to move on."

Ron blinked when he noticed Kim's genuine sadness. He stood up "I won't do that! No I won't do that!"

"I know the territory, I've been around."

"What…really? ...When?"

"It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down. And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around."

Ron looked her dead in the eyes "I won't do that! No I won't do that! Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love!"

He leaned over while a single tear dripped down her cheek and kissed her lips lightly for a few seconds and then parted. He did that to let her know it would be alright.

"Now I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do…… that."

She let out a breath "fine you don't have to wear it"

"Wear what?" Felix asked "What is this all about?"

Kim reached into the sack and pulled out a jersey with the stitching……..

PROPERTY OF KIM POSSIBLE

…….Written on the back.

"That's it" Felix declared "That's what this whole song and dance number was about. I thought she was asking you to get a vasectomy or something"

Ron froze, then he turned to Kim "Uh I won't do that either."


A/N Most of the song was Meatloaf's I'd do anything for love the extended version