Now witness as my story takes form and I become more ridiculous with little of the plot showing, I however still am wondering where this is going.
Ch.2: Of cells, robots and roaches.
In a holding cell, at unknown location.
Shego was slowly becoming aware that she was lying on some hard cold metal floor, she slowly sat up groaning and rubbing her head, pushing her long dark hair out of her face she took notice of several things that were amiss with wherever she was at the moment.
The first thing was that she wasn't in a normal prison cell; the second was the energy barrier covering the only opening out of the cell and it looked lethal to touch it, lastly was the presence of Kim Possible on the floor out cold that confused her even further.
Wasn't she in prison? If so what was Kimmie doing here and that didn't explain them still in their original clothing before they lost consciousness, she was thinking of escaping from wherever she was at this moment and not knowing the floor plans of wherever they were or the general location, not to mention whoever took them both captive had done it quickly and they used some obviously cheap thugs, but they were effective cheap thugs.
She looked around the somewhat stark dark grey walls of this bare small rectangular room, wondering when Kim would wake up since maybe she knew who captured them, then again it was probably all Kim's fault they were captured in the first place and she was going to hold a grudge because of it..
Back on earth.
"You know KP, lately I've been getting this weird feeling Rufus has been acting smarter then usual and he's speaking complete sentences now." Ron said to someone who was a seemingly perfect copy of Kim Possible in weight, size and ability.
Wade had gotten another naked mole rat to replace the one that was lost with….. well anyway, when he bought the mole rat it seemed like a mindless normal one and then suddenly it started copying his personality and smarts to an unbelievable level and this Rufus was a good actor, however it sometimes slipped up and spoke in an almost human voice and nearly completely clear.
Wade so far had replaced Shego as well and now Drakken was so harmless it was funny, as funny as losing your friends to a unknown amount of powerful explosions and the Sheeg-bot who was built by Wade and not based on a Bebe robot had worked quite well, so well in fact that Drakken wasn't even suspicious that the fire it could emit from it's flamethrower hands looked different then Shego's or that it really wasn't holding that nail file near it's fingers and there was always the hidden sabotage.
"Well maybe he's learned a lot in high school with us Ron, so want to go to Bueno Nacho later?" The fake Kim said with a smile, this robotic Kim had the ability to eat food by breaking down the food into chemical energy that would filter into multiple fuel cells throughout her mechanical structure, the batteries would rarely need changing and the only problem that was foreseeable was the process of aging.
No one would be the wiser to the change, except Einjefferanklen the mole rat that Wade replaced Rufus with and he was smart enough to not tip off Ron, besides Wade found out he like Bueno Nacho as much as the actual Rufus did and that Ein was good at computer dueling later at night.
"I can only hope Dr. Director won't try to force Kim to join her organization or it could cause more trouble then there already is when she finds out this Kim isn't the real one." Wade was watching both his bots progress and the Sheeg-bot kept up appearances with the Bebe-Kim and was good at running from capture quite effectively.
On a large spaceship called the Starship Phoenix.
"Hey has anyone seen Al?" Some lazy guy lying in the captain's chair asked, while mildly looking around at everyone on the bridge, most of which were fearful robots with one large solid yellow eye and some ridiculously underpowered weapons, which would explain the eighty percent probability of them chickening out in combat where they don't have the mass of numbers to back them up, the captain however defended most of the galaxy single handedly.
"No Sarge, he's been missing all week, but then again he said something about a Captain Quark comic book convention that would last a month when I last saw him." It was one of these robots that responded and they never quite stopped calling the captain their sergeant, the person in the captain's chair just sighed knowing he wouldn't see Al in a long while and went back to patrolling the galaxy when a cute girl he happened to like popped on screen with an important message.
Back in the holding cell.
Shego was going slightly crazy, as she was trying to figure out how to escape the cell, yet she had a counter argument for every plan she came up with, though all of the plans she came up with involved leaving Pumpkin (Kim) behind and she had no problem with that, it was just that fact that she could be anywhere including an underwater base and she had no idea what kind of security systems the people holding them had.
Kim was stirring a bit on the floor; slowly coming awake, feeling very stiff from high voltage shocking just barely below the current of energy needed to kill, Shego just watched in fascination sitting against the wall as Kim slowly got up and it was unlikely that Shego would go to check on her or even worry about the fact that she had a black mark on her clothing from where she was hit with a bolt of electricity.
"Nnnnhhhh…. why do…. I feel…. so numb?" Shego rolled her eyes at Kim's question while watching her stumble to get on her knees; as if it wasn't obvious to Shego someone captured them for whatever reason she could not discern from their current surroundings.
"Oh look, sleeping beauty is awake we're so saved…." Shego said sarcastically getting Kim's attention instantly and she went into a fighting stance as soon as she got on her feet, this being her usual reaction to the others presence.
"Shego, what are you doing…" Kim was quickly cut off with a hand holding on to her mouth and the other lit up with plasma.
"Princess it would behoove me to tell you we're both in a prison cell so raising your fist to me wouldn't do much at this point because we don't have the room to fight and second I can't guarantee that we're not being watched." Kim wasn't listening to Shego as she was already looking around herself.
"Oh I think we can still fight Shego and you're probably the reason why I'm stuck here… wherever we are." Kim said with an acrid tone, getting ready to attack Shego who had tensed at the accusation and started to likewise get into a fighting stance with her hand lighting up in a glowing green fire.
"Save those thoughts, because here's something to keep you two busy from killing each other, which you will probably be able to do later." They both flinched and turned to the voice that was on the other side of the force field it was a robot with one wheel on a pole leading to a spherical body with two arms and the pole continuing as a long neck up to a single yellow eye.
Most of it was also as gray as the surrounding walls, it had several labels on its body and one was in English that said 'testing bot' and it was holding two different bags with unreadable labels in an unknown language.
It moved its arms straight through the force field, then dropped the bags and then quickly pulled them back out not wanting to be stuck with the two most vicious women from a backwater planet that had alerted his current boss to an equally vicious fighter that had recently died in combat.
Shego was very wary of anything that was brought to them, Kim however went to the sacks, slowly poked one open and had a instantly reached inside after seeing what was there and pulled out a book of Origami written in several weird languages that weren't human and a pack of solid white paper.
"Shego, check the other bag since I've already seen what's in this one." The statement caused Shego to just grunt angrily at Kim as she turned her back to Kim while lying down on her side.
So Kim slowly checked other sack to see two boxes of Chinese food that were giving of a slight vapor to signify that it was still hot and fresh, Kim looked over to Shego and opened her mouth, but was cut off when Shego looked over her shoulder at the boxes.
"It's probably got something in it that would be bad for our digestive systems…" Kim was unsure how to respond to Shego, who just turned back.
"What about the Origami?" Kim asked wondering why they were given a book of Origami to pass the time.
"What about it? Are you offering me so happily an opportunity to play nice? No… well I guess I can continue sulking then." Shego was irking Kim with her attitude and they were more likely then ever to beat each other up now, Kim hoped the food was really spiked because she wasn't go to sit here with her arch enemy and do nothing.
In a large food court area.
Rufus had gotten lost upon exiting the transportation, but as far as he could tell he wasn't on earth anymore, he was somewhere else and they at least had earth based cheese here along with some really bizarre foods, he quickly forgot about getting revenge on the thugs.
It just wasn't the same thing and the cheese was rather off in taste, then after snacking a bit he looked around everywhere and only saw large strange creatures that were vaguely humanoid coming and going from place to place some had mostly three fingers.
He just wandered through an opening door; following a security guard thinking it was a good bet that he'd be led to where Kim was, into a long curving hallway and quickly moved through it looking around for Kim, when he heard a scuttling sound from behind and it sounded rather familiar for some reason.
He quickly turned around and his two eyes widened at what he was seeing, it was brown it looked like what Ron had once called a shiny puppy, given that it's shell was still shiny.
"M'hey!" Rufus yelled, he was happy to see at least one familiar face even if he hasn't seen her since Ron left her at the garbage dump; it was a roach the size of a small dog otherwise known as Roachie.
Roachie was clacking her mandibles saying something to Rufus and started pantomiming about how she ended up here following Rufus around, not to mention she mimicked something about the garbage here tasting better.
Apparently Roachie never forgot about Ron Stoppable and had followed him around a few times to watch out for him, but Rufus wasn't that fluent in cockroach and was slowly coming to an understanding of Roachie's interesting story.
Roachie was in Dr. Drakkens garbage (not a shocking revelation for a roach) when she heard Ron screaming and saw him flying away inside of a escape pod and then noticed the thugs come out of the clouds a minute later to blow a hole in the wall and saw Rufus clinging to one of them as they were leaving she had decided to climb inside the ship as well and follow him here.
"M'why?" Rufus asked because Ron was still wherever Drakken and he ended up; this was when Roachie started cuddling up to Rufus freaking the naked mole rat out.
The holding cell again.
It had been eight minutes since Kim finished her food and Shego finally felt safe enough to stop sulking for a bit and start eating her share of chicken lo mein, then she walked over to Kim who was busy trying to fold a paper crane from the instructions in the book.
"Humph… Anything's possible for a possible eh? Because it looks like you can't even fold a simple crane." Shego then sauntered away leaving Kim to work on her own, until she gave a frustrated sigh and turned to Shego who was smirking at her.
"Fine let's see if you can make one if you're the queen of paper folding." Shego gladly stalked up to Kim took a sheet of paper and in less than twenty seconds had a perfectly folded paper crane.
"Excuse me Princess, but I happen to know how to use origami and I'm a world class user of the more lethal version." Kim looked at Shego disbelievingly and was rather mad at her for being better at it.
"I doubt there's a lethal use for paper folding." Kim said wanting Shego to prove her wrong.
"Actually think of all the paper cuts I can give you in a minute with enough razor edged paper airplanes Kimmie." Shego was on top of the world at the moment and she wasn't about to be knocked off her perch by Kim.
Kim just turned her back and started working on an origami nodding puppy design, while ignoring Shego who was trying to get on her nerves on purpose.
Shego had to admit she was enjoying herself to much for a person that was trapped with their worst nemesis, in an unknown place while waiting for whomever to come and tell them why they were captured.
End Chapter.