Madoka: Hi people sorry I haven't updated I've been lazy. (R: Yes, yes you have) Instead of putting my response in the chapter I'll PM u guys… not because there's a bunch of people (R: Bad people!!) reviewing but because I'm being lazy at the moment, seriously for a while I was waking up at 4 pm. -.-;;; any way Danni can't be my beta because she don't have access to a computer right now. So here is my temporary beta, my good friend and adopted sister Rayna!
Madoka: hope you enjoy the chapter!!
Rayna: Finally sis!! Okay maybe I have no room to talk, but nya!! Okay, if you like this story you'll defiantly fall for Running from the truth, and Why you should never give Heero Chocolate, more stories by my amazing sis!
Madoka: hope you enjoy the chapter!!
"NOW YOU DIE YOU PATHETIC NINGEN!"
"KURAMA IT WAS JUST POPCORN!" (A.N Heh Heh bet you weren't expecting that! R: yes they were M: ...or were they?) Yusuke shouted while running for his life, now he knew how Kuwabara felt.
"IT WAS NOT JUST POPCORN...IT WAS GOOD POPCORN!!" Kurama shouted back.
"Um, guys why is Kurama chasing Yusuke around with his rose whip…?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well while I was saving you from Hiei I believe Yusuke made him drop his popcorn," Botan explained.
"Oh," Kuwabara said dumbly. He shivered, if it hadn't been for Botan he would probably be dead by now. "...Hey shouldn't you be saving Yusuke?" He asked in one of his rare moments of smartness.
"No, that would be the same as committing suicide. Although I am basically death, so maybe I can't be killed...better not chance it." Botan replied looking thoughtful.
"Hn."
"See? Even Hiei won't go near him!"
"We don't need the baka detective anyway," Hiei stated seriously. There was a brief moment of silence. Then..."OH EM GEE HIEI SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN 'HN'!" Kuwabara shouted astonished.
"AHHH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" Botan screamed.
"Hn."
"AHHH...oh wait...AHHHHH"
"I'M SORRY! PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN! TWICE IS ENOUGH!" Yusuke pleaded with the angry red head.
"Third time's the charm!" Kurama replied smirked evilly.
"AHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE!!! ...Hiei I want you to have my manga." Yusuke stated seriously.
"Hn."
"HEY WHY DON'T I GET IT?" Kuwabara yelled, red in the face.
"Because your cats would eat them (1) idiot." The half demon answered.
"Um… Kurama do you think you could let him live long enough to finish your latest mission?" Botan asked almost to quietly to hear.
"...Fine," He said after thinking a few minutes.
"Whew thanks Botan I though I was a...WAIT long enough to finish the mission, not spare my life!?!?! WAIT...we have a mission?!?! When did this happen?"
"Oh come on Yusuke why else would I save Kuwabara's life?" Botan asked rolling her eyes.
"Yeah Urameshi why else would... HEY!"
"What's the mission?" Kurama asked walking over.
"I don't know Koenma-sama didn't tell me, I'm supposed to take you to meet with him."
"Stupid Toddler almost getting me killed."
"Why is it Koenma-sama's fault?"
"Because he's Koenma. Duh" Yusuke explained.
"Oh."
"Koenma-sama here they are!" Botan called happily.
"Ah. Yes, thank you Botan. You may leave."
"Yes Koenma-sama. Bye boys!" Botan called heading out the door.
"Now to get down to... HEY WHERE'S MY PRETTY PONY PEN WITH THE EXCLUSIVE PRETTY PONY PRINCESS PEN TOP!??!?" The tantei just stared. "Um I mean my official non-pony pen with exclusive expensive pen top?"
"Umm you mean the pink one Kurama's holding?"
"Yes… WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" Koenma yelled.
"...I'm emo" Kurama answered, smiling.
"...So you're trying to cut yourself with my pen?"
"No I'm running it up my arm for the heck of it and the red stuff is the ink, "
"Umm"
"Of course I'm cutting myself with it, idiot." Kurama informed the toddler, jeez can't anyone recognize sarcasm anymore?
"But you just said..." Kuwabara started, but was interrupted by Yusuke.
"OMB! KURAMA JUST CALLED KOENMA A IDIOT!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE!!"
"THATS IT! KURAMA. I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO REKAI PRISON!" Koenma shouted.
"...Koenma?" Kurama ask the toddler.
"Yes?"
"...Do you want to see your pen again?" He asked slowly as he tightened the grip on Koenma's prized, and expensive, pen.
"O.O NO! DON'T HURT CAMATIKI!" Koenma pleaded with the red haired legend.
"Am I going back to jail?" He inquired calmly.
"...No." Koenma said in a small voice.
"Good. I'll just hold on to this for a while."
"But..." The toddler started, but wisely shut his mouth when the ex-thief tightened his grip on his beloved pen again. "Um anyway about this mission..."
"Is this another suicide mission?" Kurama asked bored.
"Well yes actually..."
(1) My cats actually did that. I left my knights of the zodiac laying on my bed and i came back and one of them well actually chewing on it. I saven it before it died though .
Madoka: Well that's the 4th chapter! Kurama was kinda emo right? ok and since the lil stars ain't workin for a person's action I will use this watever they are doing is inside here
Kurama: T.T Yusuke made me spill my popcorn
Rayna: Aw /brushes his hair/
Madoka/pats head/
Hiei/still on rampage/
Madoka: jeez how long will his stupid killing spree last? -.-
Kurama/goes and joins Hiei/
Rayna/joins both of them/
Madoka: O.O well that was unexpected...darn now I need a new hiding place... Rayna help me!!