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Anyway, this is starting at 12:00 on that Sunday because I don't fee like writing about Sunday morning! So I'm going to say that everyone except for Sakura slept until 12 OK? Good.
Chapter 7: A detour to the kitchens.
12:00 PM, Sunday: "OH! Hey Guys! Look who it is! Sakura's up!" George said. He had just looked up from the book(( Gasp!)) that That James, Simon, Harry, Ron, Fred, and George were looking at. Tommy and Hermione where reading their own books in the chairs.
"Shut up." She mumbled.
"What? You didn't get enough sleep last night?" James asked
"Yea, you got twelve hours of sleep last night!" Simon called.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Sakura said and a glass of water went over Simon's Head and turned over.
"Ow! What'd you do that for!" Simon screamed, standing up. A few other Gryffindors looked up to see what happened and laughed.
"For being mean to me." She smiled and sat down next to them. "So what are you guys doing?"
"What didn't you do anything to James! Only me!" Simon asked.
"Because I felt like it. Now." She transfigured a book into a big bucket of ice cold water. "Shut up or this is going to be on your head." She said darkly. Simon gulped and she let out a harsh laugh. She didn't notice that her friends were all giving her weird looks.
"Sakura are you feeling OK?" a voice asked.
. "Oh Hi Haruka!" she said when she looked up to see a girl with short black hair and gray eyes.
"Your starting to freak out the first years, you better stop." Her friend answered.
Sakura sighed at that. "Damn those first years! I'm having fun!"
"Oh, by the way, you win the bet." Haruka said. She then took a galleon out of her pocket and handed it to Sakura.
"What bet did you guys have?" Harry asked.
"I was going to be all dark and stuff sometime to day and if everyone was freaked out I won," Sakura said.
"But if not I won." Haruka said leaning over.
Simon leaned over to Ron and whispered in his ear. "Who's she?"
Ron turned and whispered back. "Thats Haruka Yomiuri, I'm pretty sure she's one of Sakura's best friends"
"What year she in? Fifth? I've never seen her before."
"Nope same year as us-"
"What you guys talking about?" Sakura leaned toward them.
"Nothing!" They both said at once.
"Really? I think you were talking about Tora-chan."
"Tora-chan?" Simon asked. You could see the confusion on his face.
"That's her nickname for Haruka." Ron replied.
"You know, I think your right Iruka-chan. He was talking about me. I can see it in his eyes." Haruka said
((if this were an anime Simon would have a sweat drop right now)) "W- What? How can you tell?" Simon asked.
"Tora-chan is very good at reading people." Sakura said, then she started laughing.
"WHAT! You can read people! How? Can you teach me?!"
"Padfoot you have to be the stupidest person I know." Tommy said looking over his book.
"Yea Padfoot, it's called an expression. Ever heard of one?" James said laughing.
"What? I though you could really do that." Everyone started laughing hard at this, even Hermione.
"So what are you guys doing? I don't usally see you guys with a book open." Haruka sat down next to Sakura.
"We're reading the best book in the world!" James exclaimed.
"More like stupidest and most pointless book in the world" Hermione stated
"And what book it that?" Sakura and Haruka asked.
Fred held up the book so they could see the cover. It was called 100 of the Best Wizarding Pranks By: Tulip Centernet.
"Figures." The two girls muttered.
"Yea! It's all some!" Simon said happily.
"And this. " James picked up a book next to him and showed it to them ( The Official Prank Book of 1999 By: Umi Shedo. "It's a muggle prank book! Isn't that all some!"
"Hey I think. I've seen it before. Where did you get it?"
"Moony gave it to Padfoot your second year."
'thats strange' Sakura thought. 'they must have gotten it sometime in the present.'
"No I mean where did you get it. Like what store? I can't imagine you two in a muggle store."
"Ask Moony."
"OK, Tommy where did you get it?"
"I found it in a muggle shop when I visited the US and decided to give it to Simon for his birthday." He said casually from over his book.
"He's lying." Haruka said flatly.
"Man this girl is cool! She like a lie sensor or somethin' " George said.
Haruka turned to George and said, very sarcastically. "I'm happy you think that way about me." Everyone laughed at this.
"Hey anyone want to got to the kitchens with me? I'm hungry." Sakura asked.
"I'll go! I'm hungry too!" Simon said standing up.
"Oh, I'll come too." Haruka said, she stood up also."
"I don't trust Padfoot so I'll go too."
"Aww! Come on Moony your hungry to!" Simon said.
"Bring me back some food OK?"
"Sure James. What do you want?" Tommy asked.
"Get me anything, but don't let Simon touch it!" he adding hastily, seeing Simon's grin.
"OK, OK" was the reply he got.
They got half way to the kitchens without seeing anyone until the heard a voice behind them.
"Hey Tikihead! Where's Potty and Weasel? I didn't know you could go someplace with out them." The cold voice of Draco Malfoy said.
"Shut up ferret brain." Sakura said coldly.
"Your wrong Sakura!" Haruka said, "Draco is not a ferret brain, thats an insult to ferrets! It makes them sounds stupider then him!" Said said. They laughed.
Draco muttered a curse that hit Haruka. All of a sudden her face stared to change and it because that of an old women. Haruka shrieked and shot a curse back at Malfoy, Sakura and Simon did the same. All three spells hit Malfoy at the same time and he flew backwards a few feet as hit wand leapt in the air and came into Sakura's hand. When he stood up they couldn't help but laugh, his body was changing colors every couple seconds and his lips and chin where growing at an alarming speed.
"The Malfoy of a different color!" Sakura said through her laughter. Tommy and Haruka starting laughing harder at this but Simon didn't get it.
"What do you mean?" Simon asked.
"Oh, you would understand, it's a muggle movie/book called the Wizard of OZ. And in it there is a horse that changes color a lot." Sakura said, she was holding her chest because she had been laughing so hard.
"That would explain it..." He replied.
"Give me my wand back!" Malfoy shouted.
"Or what? Your going to tell your father on us?" Tommy said mockingly.
Malfoy didn't seem to have anything to say, his usual response was my father will hear about this, but he couldn't say that now.
"Aww. Daddy's boy got nothin' to say?" Simon said, he then started to act out a crying person. Everyone laughed. But Malfoy had had enough, he grabed Crabbe's wand and tried to get his wand back. It didn't work, it only made them laugh harder. Malfoy then lunged at Haruka. Sakura saw him and shouted a spell, turning him into a cat that looked like Mrs. Norris. Seeing what Sakura was doing Simon and Tommy both shot spells at Crabbe and Goyle into mice. They then knocked them out and carries them to Filch's office and Simon let off a dungbomb, and of course Filch came running. They hit behind a piece of armor.
"Mrs. Norris? Did those nasty students get you.? Oh look mice. I'll just leave 'em there and make the students clean it up." He gave an evil grin. "lets go inside." He walked into his office. As soon as the door was closed they fell on the floor laughing.
"Aw that was great!" Haruka said.
"Yea thats as fun as torturing Snape!" Simon said.
Tommy and Sakura both looked up, they looked like they would have to murder Simon.
"Snape? You mean Professor Snape?"
"No, there was a guy at our old school who had the name Snape." Tommy said a bit to quickly.
"What school did you go to?"
"Oh, you probity never heard of it, its a small school in Canada," Tommy said.
She raised an eye brow "What's the name of it?"
"Elgotish."
"Weird name."
"Yea, everyone always used to make fun of it."
"Used to?"
"Well because Voldemort attacked it, it closed down, thats why we were sent here."
"Ah, All right."
"Then went to the kitchen and got loads of food to take back to the others, the house elves even volunteered to help bring everything up, but that said no, and with a goodbye to Dobby ("say hello to Mr. Potter for me") they went back to Gryffindor tower.
Gryffindor Tower
What took you so long! You get lost?" James asked him.
"We had a little detour, you might call it." Simon sniggered.
"What Detour?" they all asked.
"Making Filch believe that Malfoy was Mrs. Norris." Sakura said, she started cracking up again."
"No way! How did you do that?" Harry asked.
"Wicked." The twins said.
"All some!" James half shouted.
"You'll get in a lot of trouble for that you know." Hermione said. "But It sounds funny."
"Bloody Hell!" Ron said.
The Story
((A/N: I'm going to tell the story about Malfoy (told by Sakura and the gang) and with it is added the comments the other made during the story. You won't miss anything is you don't read this part. It's just for fun.))
Sakura: We were walking toward the kitchen-
Simon: And we almost got there to!
Sakura: Shut up.
Simon: What ever.
Haruka: when we ran into Malfoy-
Tommy: Wish we really did run into him..
Sakura: and then he called me tikihead! Tikihead! Where does he even get that from?
Hermione: Maybe because for your last name? Moatiki?
Sakura: but it toc-e! not tiki!
Ron: but isn't it spelled tiki?
Sakura: [ glares at him]
Ron: [cowers in fear]
Fred: tell the story already!
Sakura: OK!
Fred: good
Sakura: so I called him a Ferret brain.
Haruka: and I said that Ferrets were smarter then him.
Everyone: [laugh]
Haruka: then he mad me look like an old women!
Hermione: EWWW poor you.
Ron (at the same time as Hermione): {laugh}{snort}
Tommy: so we cursed him.
Simon: it was really funny!
Fred: what'd you do to him?
Haruka: took his wand,
Simon: made his lips and chin get really big.
Sakura: and then I changed him into the Malfoy of a different color!
Hermione: [cracks up]
everyone who doesn't know what Wizard of OZ : its not that funny.
Hermione: Muggle book/ movie. you wouldn't understand.
Fred: movie? isn't that the thing that you can watch? Even though it's not happening at that time?
George: on the teley vision!
Sakura: it called television, or TV.
George: same thing.
Hermione: it can be in movie theaters too!
Sakura: thats one thing I miss, going to the movies with my friends. [sigh]
James: we're never going to finish this story are we?
Tommy: No! I'm never going to tell you! Muhahaha! [runs off while doing evil laughter]
everyone: [blink]
James: what did he eat?
Sakura: something bad.
Simon: I think he ate your food James.
James: why do you say that? {eye brow rasied]
Simon: erm, no, no reason.
Sakura: he was going to give you food that had a pill or something that made you hyper, out of character, and what was that other one? Oh yeah, Drunk.
James: Simon!
Simon: [screams and starts running}
James: [chases him while throwing random objects.]
Sakura: this is fun.
Fred: I agree.
Everyone else: [agrees]
James/ Simon: [come back and sit down, Simon is beat up. Both are out of breath.]
James: continue.
Tommy: [comes back and sits down] you may not see morning Padfoot. [evil stare]
Simon: [gulp]
Sakura: ANY WAYS, we turned Malfoy into a cat.
Everyone: all some!
Simon: and Crabbe and Goyle into mice.
Tommy: don't forget that Malfoy looked like Mrs. Norris.
Sakura and Simon: Oh Yeah.
Haruka: and then we knocked them out and put them by Filch's office.
Simon: and I set off a Dungbomb!
Sakura: and Filch found hi and thought it was Norris so he took Malfoy in side.
Tommy: and we don't know what happened after what happened afterwards.
Sakura: yeah what a shame. [shakes head.]
End of this little extra part.
"And then we came back here." Tommy finished.
"Wish I could have been there." Ron stated.
"Me too." James, Fred, and George all said.
"You should get your home work done." Hermione said.
"Yeah, good point." They sat down and started to work on the load of homework that they had been given.
((AAAA! I'm so so so so
sorry! It didn't work! For some reason it was cut off! And I'll have to re write it! I don't know why it did that. But I'll do it soon, just bear with me. please. I wrote it and now I'm going have to write it again, it probity will not be exactly the same, but I'll try! Promise!))
Sorry, I tried to do it like it was before, but I couldn't remember all of it, but I tried. The first one was way,way. Way better then this one, but life will go on!
Thank you so much for reviewing! You don't know how happy it makes me feel when someone says they like my story.
