Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry I took so long to update... but you know… I had heart ache and was rushed into hospital a few times…. Gotta stop doing that lol.
Anyways who's coming to the London expo on 28th oct? I am… you all should come…
Also does any one know how to use emosp… myspace? Its tricky lol add me, I'm new and have no friends :P
Disclaimer: I own nothing cos I'm a bit of… you know… cool.
Warning: you know swearing, a bunch of queers … the usual :D.
There is a meaning to this! ... Also I apologise for being so random and for being so punchable…
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The bathroom was getting hotter, and the steam was starting to make me tired… or dizzy I can't really tell. Anyway I don't care 'cause I am very angry… yes, yes I am.
"Kiba ruined my day! No, scrap that! He ruined my life!" Okay… taking it a bit too far I must admit. "Grr. Its not his fault, he was only stating the obvious…Gaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaaa!" I whined and sat on the edge of the bathtub.
The water pounded heavily, and the mirror was all fogged over by condensation, I'm always really tempted to just write messages on them... or draw a smiley face hehe… anyway.
"Don't worry Naruto okay?" Came Gaara's voice slightly distorted. Hm yeah he's right… "It's not your fault you're stupid…"
Wah? That's harsh!
"Gaara! You're meant to be comforting me you bitch! I mean like… this isn't fair! So you know… love me, make me feel better again. You're my best friend it's like… your job…"
Well that was a pretty dumb speech.
"Naruto!" Gaara yells, which almost caused me to fall off the bath. The glass door opened and Gaara appears, soaking wet, with his hair clinging to his face.
"I've been nice and have been trying to make you feel better for 3 fucking hours! Okay? Its late I'm getting tired and I'm in the shower! Another time okay?"
Oh dear… well that's a bit mean… seriously there was no need to yell at me!
"…Okay then." Yet another witty remark form Naruto. I've really gotta work on that.
He shakes his head and mumbles something incoherent and slams the shower door shut. Really I'm quite surprised it didn't break, but I guess if it did it would just be my fault because I'm annoying.
"Hmm" I pout and slide onto the bathroom floor and cross my legs. "Want any company?" I grin mischievously towards the shower but get no reply. Hmm a grumpy Gaara is never good.
Sasuke…
I can't believe I'm so caught up on a guy I've only just met and will most likely never, ever, ever meet again!
Ugh I'm so stupid!
Stupid, stupid, stupid Naruto… Eh at least I still have my looks mwaha!… hmm this could be tricky…
The water stops and then there's that weird click sound, you know the sound of the switch turning off? Well anyway that sound always really annoys me I have no idea why. Damn, see what my random ranting does? I get completely distracted… should work on that too.
The shower door opens and out comes Gaara in all his glory.
"Ohh you look nice" I grin and throw a towel that was next to me at him.
The red head glances at me and wraps the towel loosely around his waist.
"Tch. Stop perving Naruto, just 'cause you can't get Sasuke! Anyway I'm no ones second choice." He smirks and walks out the bathroom.
"Just 'cause you cant get Sasuke!" I mimic in a high voice and scowl slightly, cross my arms.
"I could too! Like Kiba says he sleeps around so nya!" I yell back, then my words sink in… damn I hate it when that happens.
"Naruto" I hear Gaara's voice and look up at him now standing in the door way wearing nothing but a pair of black jeans that hang loosely off his hips.
"I think you may have just answered your own question…"
"You look nice, but still what the hell are you going on about?" I ask.
Maybe the heats getting to Gaara's head or something.
He crosses his arm against his bare chest and walk towards me. "Well you see" he starts and offers me a hand, I take it and he pulls me up. "Like you just said-"
NYEU NYEU NYEU
I grimace and cover my ears. Owwie fucking fire alarm. Something better be on fire or I'll be pissed that they're stopping Gaara from sharing his all knowing knowledge! ... Hehe.
Gaara rolls his eyes and walks out of the bathroom and into the lounge; I quickly follow him, not knowing what I'm supposed to do… 'Cause I'm bright like that.
I walk over to the front room where our shoes are all nicely lined up. Hmm best to put my shosies on or my feet will get cold … Gaara slips his trainers on and grabs his wallet and phone from the table near the door. He's a bit odd sometimes…
Gawd bloody fire bell! I don't know why they put it on for so long. It's like everyone can hear so why attempt to deafen us with playing it for so long? Morons.
As I silently fume Gaara grabs a hold of my hand and drags me through the front door (Don't worry people we lock it! Don't want someone stealing my stuff!). The corridor is full of people as we all head towards the fire exit... well this is fun… hmm I wonder why there's no one interesting living in the building, its quite boring, we've only got old people, snobs or gold diggers... Gaara and me on the other hand are just cool.
Oh great, it's our turn to go down the fire escape. Not so much fun… may I add it's a rickety old metal staircase attached to the outside wall… Eh heh…
Gaara glances at me and squeezes my hand. Then proceeds to drag me down the stairs… crap I'm gonna die!
Well you see its not that I'm scared of heights. Its just that your know… it sounds like its gonna break and we're on the forth floor…
Must keep self-occupied. Lets think…damn I hope the building isn't on fire… I have my laptop in there…
The steps creak and groan more and I look onto the green at the front of the house… damn there's a fire engine... Yep its gonna burn down.
The night air was cool and it felt quite nice… well better then it was inside, yeah we have air con and all, but still, the night air is better.
Cool a few more steps to go! Gaara lets go of my hand as we reach the bottom, where I jump off the step and proceed to trip… luckily I catch myself and save myself the embarrassment... Yeah I'm cool… I'm not a complete idiot.
The grass makes a weird crunching sound… probably from lack of water or something. I wouldn't really know considering I'm no plant expert...
I loop my finger into Gaara's belt my finger brushes against the warm skin of his back, which is still slightly damp.
Well this sucks… there's some weird yellow tape stuck in front of the apartment glass doors …
I look towards the top of the building to see if there's any smoke or fire... or if part of it has exploded. But it's kinda dark so I'm not sure if there's any smoke or what not. But I'm pretty sure there's not so –hoorah! My laptop and comics are saved!.. God I'm such a loser!
There's a bunch of snobs standing in front the door harassing some firemen, while some other people who aren't even from our building have gathered on the grass just to be nosy. By the side of the green there's a fire truck. Cool, I wanted to be a fireman when I was little... I then decided I was far too lazy.
"Hey Gaara you know what's going on?"
He turns to look at me as if I was stupid. I tend to be getting that a lot lately…
"Naruto I know as much as you know, considering we've unfortunately been in the same room for over 4 hours!"
I grin sheepishly at him and let go of his belt to skip along side of him. Yes, yes I skip. Very manly I must admit…
"So Gaara what we gonna do whilst our apartment is burning down?"
Gaara's lip turns slightly at the side as he shakes his head.
"Well right now I plan on talking to one of those fire guys and find out what's going on, I'm also using this as an excuse to get away from you when you're skipping." He shrugs slightly and carries on walking.
"Tch, Gaara if you have something to say, say it my face. Don't use my skipping as an excuse to get away from me." I pretend to pout and cross my arms as I slowly walk behind him.
Damn I think there may be a chance he's ignoring me…
Well at least the evacuating thing has got my mind of Sasuke mwaha!
Argh! Crap! Typical, I'm bloody thinking of him again…grrr!
Okay I'm just being stupid!
Okay let me think this through…
… I don't know what I'm meant to be thinking through!
Okay Naruto this is just lust, nothing else. You have his number if you want to call him or something... its cool.
I glance down at my hand feeling pretty good about myself and grin as I look down at my hand to see… nothing.
Oh my fucking god! Its gone his numbers rubbed off my fucking hand! Why did I not write it down! This is Kiba's fault. That damn dog breath jerk!
Oh god what do I do? What do I do?
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrraaaaaaa! Its gone!" I yell hysterically.
"What?" he asks panic in his eyes.
"Sasuke number!"
I see him visible twitch, turn and walk away from me…
Oppsey… "Sorry?" I offer and jog towards him. I think I may have pissed him off.
"Gaawa… you okay?" I ask cutely.
"Yeah I'm tired and you bitching don't help." He grins at me and walks slower so I can catch up.
"Excuse me!"
I turn quickly to see a man with the biggest eyebrows in the world come out from behind a fire truck. He has a bowl cut, with large eyes, a yellow hard hat and that shiny red fireman outfit.
………………Oh dear god……………..
I feel Gaara freeze next to me as eyebrows, I mean the fireman comes towards us.
"Excuse me may I help you?" he asks in a serious voice.
I hold back a grin. I'm not being nasty or anything… but hehe… I'm gonna burn in hell, I just know it.
It takes a few seconds for Gaara to regain composure… I don't blame him.
"Um… Do you know what's going on? Like, our are apartments going to burn down? Are we going to loose all our stuff?"
He shakes his head, his red hair, still damp clinging to his face.
"Well there was a suspected gas leak in the building, and we had to evacuate all the other apartments for safety reasons. It should only take a couple of minutes to check it out." He stated, whilst nodding to himself.
"If it was only going to take a couple of minutes why do it at half-ten? People are meant to be sleeping! Why not do your dumb test first, and then proceed to evacuate the building if need be! Instead of disrupting the entire building first!"
Oh dear…
"Um…" The fireman looked ever so slightly nervous at Gaara's little speech "It was a safety procedure, policy dictates…" He trailed off, looking more and more nervous
"Gaara" I whisper quietly "He was only doing his job."
"No" He replies, loud enough to be heard by the congregation outside the building "This is just stu-"
He was interrupted by a voice calling out across the courtyard. "LEE!"
All eyes turn to see the stunning black haired man that's now jogging towards us… if this was a film... it would be all slow-mo.
Wow everyone's dream… a hot fireman…
Cool!
This guys was around Gaara's height, maybe a bit bigger, he had long, pitch black hair that was tied loosely to keep out of his pale face, and white eyes… they're really creepy… kinda remind me of Hinata's, but, you know… cooler.
"The results are all negative, the pressures fine. So false alarm, every one can go back into the building."
His eyes graze over us and I suddenly shrink. He's kinda intimidating.
Lee nods enthusiastically, he looks at Gaara nervously and backs away, personally I don't blame him. If I were him I would have ran miles away by now.
"Oi! Where do you think your going?" Gaara demands angrily crossing his muscular arms over his ever more masculine chest.
What the hell? Eyebrows don't just stand there run far, far away!
Tch, some people are just stupid.
"I'm sorry" says hot fireman, his voice low and husky. "Is there a problem here?"
"Yeah I don't see why we have to be called out of our building just for some stupid test. Can't you do the test if it's so quick to do, whilst were in there and then evacuate us if need be?" this time his voice isn't that angry.
Christ trust Gaara to be the only person ever to bitch to a fireman. Oh my, just think if someone ever tried arresting him for like running some one over. That'd be hilarious! Oh my god what do you think you're doing? You're trying to arrest me? How fucking stupid are you, so what if I hit the guy? Its his fault he got in my fucking way!
But I'm pretty sure he can't drive (legally) yet, so were safe for a bit…
The fire man looks slightly taken back… for like a split second, then he smirked. What is it with pale black haired guys and smirking?
I bet they have sort of secret club or something stupid like that.
He unzips his bright red jacket to reveal a tight black t showing off a nice firm body. He hands his jacket to Lee and tells him to put it in the truck. Lee looks extremely grateful and runs away.
"I'm sorry, um…?"
"Gaara"
The fire man grins and continues (am getting creepy vibes from this guy).
"These are all safety precautions that we need to go through. We take these precautions so we can save lives and help people, because that's our job."… Okay his voice is now kinda sounding… seductive?
Wtf?
Oh god! He's hitting on Gaara!
Hah!
"We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to innocent people, because we're here to protect and assist to those in need. To help when things get hot. Because I'm a fireman."
I cross my arms, roll my eyes and turn the other way.
Christ this guy is pretty much saying "Hey! I'm a fireman, fuck me!" that's cheating! Plus Gaara would never fall for that.
My guess is that he's gonna punch him or something…
I turn back round to see Gaara and Mr. I'm a fireman to-
"GAARA!" I yell absolutely gob smacked.
It's a, it's just. Why are they kissing?
What the ? Okay I just missed something. One minute they're talking, the next they're playing tonsil hockey… greaaatttttttttt I'm confused.
Gaara pulls away from… the guy. Face flushed hands tangled in the guy's hair and slightly red lips.
"What?" he says as if its perfectly normal to just start making out with some guy.
"He's a fireman!"
The guy with the creepy eyes nod and they go back to making out…
Okay… I've gotta become a fireman…
Okay here comes the decision that all good friends have to make at least once in there life- do I: A) let him carry on kissing the hot fire man who he'd only just met like 3 minutes ago or, B) drag him away whilst claiming he's gonna die of some from of hepatitis…
Damn today is not my day…
Well Gaara's a big boy. I'm sure he can look after himself.
A loud moan comes from one of them, my eyes widen and I look around nervously, now debating on whether or not to run away…
I suddenly notice there's like barely anyone still standing outside.
"ah-hum." I clear my throat hoping to catch there attention… apparently not…
"AH- hum"….
"AH-HU"
"What Naruto!" I look again at Gaara's very angry looking face… now would be a time to run… I've been thinking that a lot today…
"Umm. Well people are going in now and I was thinking, you know its getting late and um."
What's this? The great Uzumaki is nervous!... See this is the effect of Gaara… he's scary.
Great now he's glaring at me. Yeah. well I don't like you either right now!
"He's right" came the fireman voice breaking the uncomfortable silence, and for that alone I would have kissed him! "Its late, like you said and you must be getting tired, and anyway I've gotta go." He takes Gaara's hands and presses a light kiss on it.
What's this? The great Uzumaki is jealous?... most likely…I glance down at my hand where the number once was and sighed… see that would have been a great tattoo!
"And this-" he says pulling out Gaara's phone and pressing on the keypad. " Is if you ever feel hot and bothered, or to whether or not you fancy going out on Friday around 7ish?" he smirked and slid the phone slowly into his pocket again. And with that he left….
Yup black haired guys are weird…
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To be continued.
Well that was fun… I assure you there is some meaning to this chapter!
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