Hey guys!!! Bet ya all gave up on me and didn't expect to see me again…. ever…. um yeah sorry 'bout that I suck okay? Can't be helped.
Also I think you'll all be very happy to know that some crazy drunk yelled at me about my grammar and pronunciation whilst being at a train station… it was odd I was like "ARGHHH WHO SENT YOU!?!?!"
Disclaimer: yeah I don't own Naruto
Warning: yaoi, swearing the usual…. Plus I'm really annoying. Bad garmmer as usual…. I think my beta vanished or something. Characters are ooc too… so yeah that's it.
XLINEX
"Naruto….. Naruto stop looking at me like that…. I'm being serious its just creepy… stop it!" Gaara hisses out between clenched teeth. But alas I am unfazed!
He finally lets out a sigh and shakes his head causing red strands to fly around his face; his uniform all together looked messy and wrinkled…. Yes uniform. In school yet again for a lovely Thursday morning... Typical.
I carry on staring…
"You know you're very judgemental for someone who spent most of yesterday obsessing over a certain tattoo artist!"
Pfft whatever…
"So? At least I didn't kiss him and at least I knew his name!!"
Now don't get me wrong people I'm not mad or jealous of anything I'm just shocked. Yes still in disbelief of Gaara's unusual actions.
"Actually his name is Hyuuga Neji," he drawls out. "He's 22 and lives in an apartment by himself in New Lane, he works for his uncle at the fire station, he likes sushi and he's trying to quit smoking right now." He states smugly, arms folded and generally looking rather superior…
"All that from a kiss huh?"
Gaara smirks at me and leans across the maths table. "What can I say? I'm a good kisser. And you creepishly blank out for like 20 minutes a go… if I were you I'd get that checked out."
"I see." I make a weird clicking sound with my tongue and nod.
……"He was hot through wasn't he?" Gaara nudges me with his arm and grins.
My face lights up as I let out a laugh "very much so." I glance to the desk in front of us momentarily as I realised something very daunting. "Hey where's Kiba?"
"Hm" he quickly looks down at his watch and then back to me "well I guess as its not even 11 yet I'm gonna say he's sleeping somewhere."
"Like the toilets?" his face suddenly scrunches up with a look that clearly says "what are you a fucking idiot or something?" yeah. You know the one.
"Naruto why on earth would he be in a toilet?" I shrug nonchalantly and let out a sigh.
"If you're thinking about that Sasuke kid again I'm gonna smack you." Grumbles the red head.
"Of cause I'm not."… Okay maybe a little but that doesn't even count!
He smiles sympathetically at me and pats my shoulder… yeah because I didn't feel pathetic enough as it is!! I, Uzumaki do not need your pity! But I wouldn't say no to hugs.
"Don't worry I'm sure you'll bump into him randomly sooner or later and he'll fall madly in love with you, and then you wont even need his number because he'd of already moved in… or something." His tone pretty much dead throughout his speech, so yah only Gaara could say something that nice in a monotone voice… takes real talent you know?
"I told you I'm not thinking about him" I try to smile but I'm sure it comes out looking like some sort of facial twitch… not very attractive at all.
A bored expression comes over his face as he rolls his eyes. "Sure your not, I'm simply putting in an in-"
"SORRY I'M LATE MISS!" and with that Kiba bursts through the door, cheeks tinted pink hair tousled and panting heavily... What has this kid been doing running a bloody marathon?
"KIBA! The stoat woman at the front of the class yells and stamps her foot as she crosses her arms her mouth forming into a thin tight line… "So do you care to explain, young sir, to why you are 35 minutes late to my lesson?"
He grins nervously and places his hand behind his head " ya' see 'bout that miss…" the whole class watches him eagerly in silence… poor guy. "well… ya' know?" he finishes stupidly.
"No I do not know! Just go and take a seat for now, you'll be joining me after school." The stern woman growls out angrily as "dumbass" is called out by a blonde on the other side of the room –Ino.
The brown haired teen rolls his eyes and holds tightly onto his bag as he makes his way to the back of the class room and sits down in front of Gaara and myself. As soon as the class goes back to normal he turns round with the biggest grin on his face.
"We thought you were asleep in the toilets." Kiba's mouth opens dumbly for a few seconds and I realise just how stupid I sound…
"No Naruto thought you were asleep by the toilets"
"Um… okay then." He eyes us suspiciously for a moment until he decides to open his mouth again. "Well any way, I've just got the rest of it done!!" he looks around the room excitedly and then pulls the top of his shirt down to reveal inky black letters.
"Oh I like that" I grin.
"Yeah! It well hurts! Oh and you remember that Sasuke guy right?" hmm for a second there I'm pretty sure that my eyes bulged out of my head as I nod enthusiastically urging him to continue. "Yeah well he asked about you." And then he's shrugs as though it's not that big of thing…
"Hm yes and this being the guy who oh so wasn't thinking about "that Sasuke guy" Gaara pipes in sarcastically.
Kiba gives another confused look at us and starts to copy my maths work.
Hey this doesn't make sense…"Hey didn't you say that it would be better for me to you know, well, avoid him?"
"Yyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" he drawls out. " 'pparently I was wrong." He shrugs and carries on writing.
Yeah that's right… he just shrugs…
"Um, what?" I manage to grind out between clenched teeth.
"Yeah 'pparently he's a good guy." He nods and continues to scrawl out my answers.
" "Good guy" meaning what, that he's not easy? Or generally interested in me? And doesn't give his number to everyone?" yeah as you can tell I'm trying not to be angry…
"Shit Naruto, how am I meant to know?"
"FOR FUCK SAKE KIBA!!!!" I yell frustrated. Gaara smirks and Kiba looks terrified.
"UZUMAKI, you also will be joining us after class!" the short woman yells.
"WHAT!?" oh for fuck sake!
XLINEX
So yeah detention with Kiba was rather uneventful and mind numbingly boring, we had to write out:
"I am an idiot and do not know how to behave properly in a classroom environment."
500 times!!!!
Yeah really helping with self esteem. Anyway I find myself quite happily walking through the streets after dropping Kiba home because apparently he gets bored and lonely… what a whiney fucking idiot, and I still didn't find anything else about Sasuke! Grr he just kept repeating "he's a good guy Naruto that's it". Real helpful, I know.
So anyway off home now, back to Gaara… I also have a really odd urge to watch Disney films, so I'm hoping we have some in the apartment otherwise I'll be bored. Hopefully Aladdin because that film is- Oh my god!! It's Sasuke! OH MY GAWWDDDD he looks HAWT! Quick Naruto talk to him! No!... but I miss him. Tch now I'm just being silly.
Just be cool. I'll be okay. Yeah I can be cool…
I finally catch up to him, he hasn't notice yet. Quick think of something to say Naruto!
"Excuse me sir." I ask and he finally turns round. My heart starts hammering. His slightly surprised face twisting into a smirk. "I'm doing a survey on what hot young males think about idiotic blondes losing there numbers?"
…God… I hate myself… where the fuck did that come from?!?! Well… may as well carry on… yes I also am dieing on the inside.
"Well-"
"Ah-ah" I cut him off by placing a hand in front of his mouth. Sasuke was stunning. Absolutely beautiful. Gaara was right. This could very well be fate… I am really hoping he can't read my mind…
Sasuke's smirk was replaced by a slight smile, his usual porcelain features were now tainted with a pink colour. Oh yes I rock!
"First I need to take in some details; full name, contact number and whether your free tomorrow night?" I ask cheekily. Anyone notice how smooth I am? No? Well me neither.
"But I was always told not to give my personal details away!" Sasuke said putting on a cute shocked voice, which basically just screamed "molest me!" Grand. Sasuke takes a step towards me and looks up with his large onyx eyes titling his head slightly to the side.
"Ah but this is purely scientific research" I urge grinning looking like a complete fool.
"Oh well in that case, I'm Uchiha Sasuke." He drawls out making his voice low and husky "And my thoughts of blondes losing my number is well, they're blonde it's to be expected." His voice suddenly not husky, or hot and defiantly not full of amusement as he crossed his arms firmly against his chest. "And no I'm not free tomorrow night."
"Oh." I chew on my lip and divert my gaze…. Well this is grand.
Suddenly his hand touches my face and turns me to face him once again. "But I guess I can be free now." He smiles and let's go of my face just as a stupid grin spreads over it.
I open my mouth suddenly but "on one condition" comes out of his.
I raise my eyebrow curiously "and what would that be?" I ask.
"Gimme your phone."………….
"So… you're. Um…. Mugging me?"
Sasuke's hand suddenly darts up to whack me round the head his eyes narrowed dangerously. "No you moron! I was going to give you my number!" He hisses.
See only an idiot would even think of suggesting that! I swear I have some stupid radar which always sends a signal of when I can fuck something up!!!
"Temper, temper" I say shaking my head… slightly to hide my embarrassment.
A half smirk graces his lips as he mutters something like "whatever dobe."
Oh my gawd what a biatch!
"So are you taking me out or what?" Sasuke asks brushing his dark hair from his face, his smirk now in its usual place.
"Well I was going to but I changed my mind." I retort. Ohh the irony
"Well your loss." he shrugs and begins to walk off.
Oh my god! You have got to be kidding me! Sasuke not just hot, but a frickin' head case too!
"Oi!" I yell and he stops. And turns. I look him up and down he's wearing slightly fitted warn jeans and a type black T saying "TRASH", and in the shade like this his tattoos look like a separate top or something. "You're going the wrong way, we'regoing this way."
He glances at me with a quirked eyebrow. "And why would I possibly want to go that way?" his voice deep and full of mischief.
"Why? Because I'm taking you out for coffee, your going to enjoy and because I'm hot okay?" I state rather matter of factly and fold my arms across my chest.
"Well I can't really argue with that can I?"
"No, no you can't" I state again rather authoritivly. Sasuke grins flirtatiously tilting his head to the side and mutters something under his breath. He walks up to me with a lazy expression, hands stuffed into his pockets.
"Just thought you'd like to know." He starts. "I don't drink coffee."
"…shut up…"
XLINEX
So I take him to Dinky Diner, the best place for fries and insane coffee which will give you caffeine high for days! (Which can't be very healthy at all).
We sit down on the tacky yellow chairs and Sasuke wrinkles his nose in distaste.
"Hm and here I was expecting the whole candle lit dinners with violinists the whole lot." He says getting as comfortable as he can in the seat across from me.
"Ah quit your complaining! Plus if I had planned something like that you'd think I was up to no good!" I tap my nose and look over at him.
"What like woo me? No, no we can't have that now can we?" yup Sasuke's voice now dripping with sarcasm as he rolls his eyes.
"Nope not me, only a creep would do something like that!" I grin at him again which promptly earns me a swift kick under the table, as I call the waitress over.
She smiles politely and her eyes linger on us for a bit too long to even consider "normal".
"Can I do- aum what can I get for you?" that sugary sweet smile never leaving her lips.
"I'll have a coffee and he'll have a…"
"Pepsi." He nods.
"Yeah" I mutter eyeing him up, she bobs a bit then walks away. "A Pepsi fan huh? You disgust me."
He smirks and shakes his head "so Mr Naruto how's your arm holding out?"
I chuckle slightly and pull up the sleeve of my white school shirt to reveal the thick ring (yes it's only the shirt and pants so I look some what okay). "Heh its gone kinda scabby but looking quite good."
"That's healing quite nicely. So glad you got it done Mr. I'm-afraid-of-needles" he smiles at me mockingly and leans across the table.
"Wow and to think I was worried that you'd have forgotten about me." I roll my eyes and my face breaks into a smile as the girl comes back with my coffee and Sasuke watered down coke.
"What some one as fun and quirky as you? I think not! Plus you purdy" he says with his ever lasting smirk. Sasuke then grins and leans back in his seat. "Nice change though considering most the time I get the really fat old bikers who like to have peculiar things tattooed on peculiar places that people like to think don't exist on them, then they always end up saying "why is the girly-boy doing a mans job?" god I love working there" he ends sarcastically.
My face cracks into a grin as I begin to imagine Sasuke being the "girl-boy" he is and stabbing some unsuspecting biker to death with a needle… nice.
"Aww I'm sure they don't mean that. You're not a girly-boy, your just purdy." I snicker.
"Purdy? 'scuse me but I'm a fucking god. "
"Yeah he's modest too."
A lazy smile crosses his lips as he leans onto the table "all part of my charm" he replies in a husky voice before taking a long sip out of his Pepsi his eyes staying on me looking dark and seductive. That's right Sasuke's the only person to make drinking Pepsi look hot.
Okay so maybe he is right. He is a fucking god.
"Anyway I wasn't that bad with the needle though, was I?"
"No not really, after a while you did seem to calm considerable, I like to think that I was apart of that. Though normally I must admit I have quite the opposite effect." He smile innocently and rubs my leg with his foot under the table… well this is pleasant.
"Hmm I can tell." I mumble languorously.
Never had I met someone so egoistic this is insane! But I still can't not help but agree it everything he's saying.
He looks up and grins, his cobalt eyes sparkling with mischief. God my stomach just dropped- ohh the yummy tummy feeling! (Basically Kiba's obscure version of what was formally known as the "butterflies".)
I sit back and take the first chug of my coffee but not so much in a seductive manner but more so like "god it's hot in here. Why is it so suddenly hot?"
We carry on talking comfortably with conversation running smoothly; it's kind of like when you bump into someone that you haven't seen in like forever and your like "damn what do I say to them?" But then it turns out you have quite a lot to say?... yeah just like that.
So 5 coffees and 7 Pepsi's later we decide to leave. Its now round 10:30 (yeah late I know!) and its finally gotten dark, there's a slight chill in the air but asides from that its fine.
"So?" I ask finally walking down the narrow street.
"What you gonna mug me?" he says not really paying me attention but just looking ahead of himself.
"Depends are you gonna give me your number?"
"Depends what does mugging me involve? If it's throwing me down and feeling me for my "belongings" then no, you can't have my number." I chuckles and licks his bottle lip subconsciously. Damn he is hot.
"Hmm." I tilt my head as if in consideration. "Sorry but no mugging till at least the second date."
He grins playfully at me and pushes my arm gently "oh so this is a date now is it?" mischief never leaving his voice.
"GOD YES!!!! You've been on my mind since I first met you! Your stunning a prick at times but you just so you! If I were a woman I would want your beautiful, beautiful children!!!" … yeah I could imagine that going down well… I'm really hoping he can't read my mind now or I'd be fucked…
"Um I don't know… you?"
Sasuke stops and stands there with a generally confused look on his face. Oh god! I feel like I've jut fucked everything up! I smile uneasily at him and begin to look around.
"Um I say we call it. a. meeting…I guess"
We stand there together in an awkward silence, with both of us taking a sudden interest to the floor…
"Well this is awkward." I snicker. To say the least I am not very good with moments like this but luckily neither is he.
"Could be worse could be like one of those dreams were you suddenly become naked…" he states and I can't actually tell if he's being serious or not. I smile anyway.
"Yeah I guess that would be quite odd."
"Unless of course you were called Kiba." The corner of his mouth turns slightly as he bites his lip sexily. And with that we carry on down the scarcely lit street.
Well I feel brilliant! And what's this? His hand gently brushing mine? Damn his hands are so cold I almost pull away… almost.
"Come on you're too slow!" and with that his cold hand grabs mine and begins to tug me along. A smile etches out on my lips as I continued to be dragged along.
"You just wanted a reason to hold my hand." I grin and I can see the tips of his ears turn a violet red.
"Did I ask for your input!?!" he snaps and slows the pace; I then tangled my finger with his and squeeze slightly.
"It's good." I say having absolutely no idea to what I am actually referring too. He just ends up giving me an awkward sideways glance.
"I guess." He replies, I laugh and pull my hand away from his wrapping an arm around his slim shoulders and pulling him into me. Sasuke then looking at the ground loosely wraps an arm around my waist. Yes the yummy tummy feeling is back in action!
We turn the corner ad come to a much richer part of town with big fancy houses and apartments. "Hm rich bastards" he mutters, my face heating up dramatically.
"Ummm yeah…. So I live here." I smile sheepishly and loosen my hold on him slightly.
"What the?!" he looks a me, then at the apartments and houses….. Then back to me again in astonishment. "Seriously?" I nod in reply. "Well fuck…. I'm never taking you back to mine and Sakura's place. So then, um, you're all rich and stuff?" he asks awkwardly and I almost laugh.
I let out a low chuckle instead and shake my head. "Nope sorry not me, Gaara's the filthy rich one, I just live there."
"Got ya, well it's nice all the same." He shrugs and I feel the material of my shirt shift with his arm. I drop his shoulder and go back to holding his cold hand. He tugs me along as we walk down the fancy street, until we're finally at my building. I squeeze his hand and we stop walking.
Hm grand uncomfortable silences. Okay well, I'm just gonna go and embarrass myself now!!
"Well I think as ya know I brought you Pepsi we had a good time and I just walked home holding your hand that this makes it date worthy! So I say we just had our fist date!" I erupt letting go of his hand and now feeling like an idiot… Told you I as gonna embarrass myself.
He stares blankly at me, then a sly look crawls onto his face.
…Ah crap…
"Date? Hm I think we could do a lot better for a first date. Ya know you could woo me take me out for dinner, a movie maybe?"
"Fine then, how about first kiss worthy then?" I blurt out. Making an embarrassing moment worse. Seriously words just seem to be spewing out of my mouth right now.
"pfft you wish" he says stubbornly looking up through his narrow eyes and thick lashes.
"We-well I was just thinking!!!" I end up yelling but his hand darts up again, and before anything comes to mind his hand goes to the back of my neck and pulls us together. His body presses against mine, our lips, his lips. We stay like that only for a second for a quick chaste kiss it wasn't particularly romantic or profound but it still left me silent and buzzing with excitement.
"Hm you think too much." Sasuke lets out a sigh and rests his forehead against mine as he gently rubs the back of my neck.
"Well…. I think that was good." My face hurts as I try not to smile, in case of ruining our moment or something.
Sasuke glares up at me and then looks to the floor his cheeks once again sporting a pink flush. "What have I told you about thinking?" he tugs on my shirt embarrassingly as I wrap my arms around him and pull the raven haired teen into me.
"wh- what are you doing!?"
"I'm enjoying the moment dumbass"
"Dobe" he mumbles wrapping his hands into the material of my shirt and presses his face into the crook in my neck, his breath rushing by.
This…. This is AWESOME!!!!! I relish in his warmth and peculiar scent as I hug his smaller frame into me, and then the thought of Gaara comes into my head.
"I gotta go up now."
Sasuke pulls back and clears his throat "um, yeah I've got to go as well…"
I look down to him and he slowly meets my eyes. "First date material?" I grin as he lets out a sigh.
"Yeah. A worthy first date."
And with that he's off.
SHIT!!!! I still don't have his number!!!!!
XLINEX
"Hey honey I'm home!" I cheerfully open the door and kick off my shoes in the hall. "Hey? Gaara you in?"
Eerie silence greets me as I slowly move through the apartment. "Gaara?" the sound of cheering can be heard from the TV. I walk into the dark room where Gaara's sitting on the couch the light from the TV illuminating his face.
"What's wrong?" I ask slowly, though I already know the reason. Gaara only gets like this when his fathers involved.
"Dad" he sneers "thinks it would be a good idea to meet up and have lunch sometime."
"Lunch" with Gaara's dad always meant awkward silences, glaring and rows which almost gets them kicked out until he drops the name Sabaku.
Yup that's right mafia ties…. How hard core is Gaara?!?!
"Hmm" so I'm hoping this comes out as sympathetically, but I can never be to sure.
I sit down on the plush couch and pull him into me, his arms gliding round my waist comfortably, his head resting on my shoulder.
"Want me to smack him with a brick or some'in?"
"Yeah that'll work." He mutters but at least I can feel the smile on his face now.
"It'll be fun when it lasts."
"Hm- anyway where have you been its almost 11!?!"
"Ahum." I blush pathetically and bite my tongue. "Err- with Sasuke."
"Wow…." He stares. "So you did just randomly bump into him then?" He asks in disbelief. I blush more then humanly impossible and nod. "So you got his number then?"
"UGH NO!!!" I growl. "I swear I'm such a fucking idiot!!"
He chuckles lightly and I snuggle into him as Jeremy Kyle comes on. "Don't worry you'll see him soon enough and get it then… or we can just stalk him and find out where he lives instead."….. Um… okay…
"Your crazy" I pretty much crush the redhead in some crazy hug thing as I laugh. "Well I had a date with him today! It wasn't a date at fist but you know! And I took him out for coffee and we kissed!! And it was brilliant!"
Yes I am very aware that I am sounding like a teenage girl right now but hey… I don't care.
Gaara looks at me awkwardly and then laughs…nice. "Well as long as you're happy."
"You too." I grin motioning to the smile. "But he kissed me!" I grin excitedly.
"Yeah well I'm hoping to fuck Neji soon." He looks at me again. "Wait he kissed you…. I thought you were meant to be the manly one in the relationship thing."
"Hey!" I yell, yeah that was a blow to my manhood he's seen how girly Sasuke is!!! "I am the MANLY one!!... Hey I wonder who would top out of us."
"You're fucking weird…. And I would." He smirks and sits up properly on the couch and lets his arm rest on the back lazily.
I pout and cross my arms tightly. "So I would top with Sasuke."
"I'm bottom with Neji…" Gaara says absent mindedly watching TV.
"Huh why?"
"Because." He states with a raised eyebrow whilst nodding his head. "He's a fireman."
XLINEX
Yeah that bit was just there because Neji didn't make it into this chapter… what a loser.
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