Disclaimer: No, I do not own the characters of Naruto. They all belong to Masashi Kishimoto :-p
A/N: These are a series of drabbles that I had written for a few of my friends, over at narusaku, using a keyword specially selected by each person :-)
I hope that you all enjoy them :-)
SakuBloss
Written for:JoHamSandwich
Keyword: Sandwich
(Munch munch…chew chew)
"Oi! Naruto! What are you eating over there?"
(Munch munch…crunch…chew chew…swallow)
"A sandwich."
(Bite…chew chew)
(Exasperated sigh)
"Duh! I know that it's a sandwich. I can see that for myself! What I want to know is what kind of sandwich is it?"
(Bite bite…chew chew)
"A Ramen, pickle, and ham sandwich on rye. With mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise…wanna bite?"
(Crunch crunch…chew…swallow…BURP!)
(Eyebrow twitch…then a low growl)
"Na…ru…TO!!"
(Innocent blue eyes look forward)
"Yes Sakura-chan?"
(Bite bite…chew…swallow…BELCH!)
(KERPLOW!!)
(Heavy footsteps heard stomping angrily away)
(Weak voice heard from the now-twitching body on the floor)
"So does this mean that our date is over…Sakura-chan…?"