This one's long. I think I'm going to redo this chapter though, I don't know why. Let's see.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or ramen, or the tree.
"OOOWWWW!"
A shriek was heard from outside of the window. All the students in the class rushed to see what it was…
"Hey, isn't that Lee-san?" a student stated.
"Ehem." A blonde male with ocean blue eyes coughed, rather loudly, to get his students' attention.
They all turned to face him and began to move to their seats.
"Gomen, Naruto-san."
Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Eh? No, that's not it, you can keep watching for all I care… it's kinda amusing." He was leaning over the window and mocked Lee (who had bashed his face on the tree he was making his students jump over, incase you were wondering).
"Anyway, it's Bushy Brows! Its one of the first things I taught you!" He 'corrected' his students.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Sir, when is this lesson going to actually start?" A boy with glasses asked.
"Oh yeah! Today we are doing something VERY exciting. I just know you guys are going to love it, we're gonna have so much fun!" He grinned.
"…….." The students just starred at him, they didn't look too convinced.
"Naruto-san, are we…. Making ramen…. Again?"
Naruto's eyes widened (like a puppy dog) and they began to fill with tears.
"-Sob- even the name is enough to let out the water works… it's like music to my ears." He said, dreamily.
The students all sweat dropped and sighed...
"But we've made ramen countless times already and we've only had school for a week! This class just seems so pointless, we're ramen specialists now!"
Naruto's eyes now looked like they'd caught fire.
"Oh yeah?! Well, Mr. Specialist make us a good ramen bowl… no, even a decent ramen bowl and show me whether you can back those words up or not! You see, kids, ramen is a delicate thing and it absolutely needs to be handled with care. The best ramen is the one made with love, and respect and care from the chef! The one's where you spend countless hours, deciding the dressing… making it match… creating beautiful melodies with the cooker and… stuff! You don't just simply 'make' ramen; you 'create' it, like a form of art! Every single bowl has its own uniqueness, but it's always beautiful no mater what. It's like a woman really - they taste better when you care for them!"
The students sweat dropped again.
"I think you're insane. If he made the ramen you'd just end up eating it all as mean of 'examining'. And that was way too graphical...It's just food." The girl, sounded rather frustrated.
A mirror shattered.
"J-just…. F-food?"
There was silence for a while where the students awaited nervously. Some of them began to whisper.
"You idiot, you know how he feels about ramen…" "Ohh man detention for life… or worse! We're gonna become ramen slaves!"
Naruto finally snapped out of it and began to smile.
The students were unnerved.
Naruto began to walk around the classroom.
"You see, this… is why I am here. Today's youngsters need to be educated on these things, Heh Heh… what a strange mistake to make, heheh ramen just food." Naruto was grinning.
"Now, let me see your homework, and I'll give you the instructions for today's lesson."
The students sighed with relief. They were let of easily for such an "offense". Or so they thought…
"Oh, and by the way. Anyone who dares make anymore weird mistakes, and doesn't cook ramen properly today, will be sent of to the lesson downstairs…. With the woodworks class!" his voice sounded demonic at the very last sentence.
The children all gasped and their hearts almost stopped.
"T-the woodworks… class..?"
"Guys, I've heard stories about that class… and they're not pretty."
"Is that so? Well I've changed my mind" Naruto had a poker face on, which completely confused the students. It then gradually changed to an evil, sinister grin.
"Uh-oh… Naruto-san, what are you thinking?" one of the students said.
"Detention. That, will be the punishment."
Everyone gasped, and the boys began shiver and almost cry.
"Mwahaha I can be so evil sometimes." Naruto snickered to himself. He then straightened up and tried to look professional. "I take it you all know who your detention teachers are then? Now…"
"That's not fair!" a boy cried out. "Our detentions are SO much worse than what the girls get… I mean we get them with Orochimaru-san!!"
The boys shivered at the sound of his name.
Naruto snickered some more.
Granny Tsunade sure has a good sense of humor… not to mention how evvviiiill she could be to the students. Heheheh… not that I'd ever send my students with that freak, I don't want to get sued by their parents. But, it is fun to watch them suffer and make good ramen!
"Trust me kids, you'll thank me for this one day. Now cheer up! Don't take things so at heart, I mean I forgave you for calling ramen 'just food', didn't I?"
The children began to mumble.
"I don't see how pranks, and making ramen every second of the hour is going to make us thank him… we're all going to end up as ramen chefs at ramen stands." One of the students said to his peer whilst taking out all the equipment.
(They'd learnt it all by heart, it didn't take much brainpower)
"Good ramen chefs at that." Naruto had over heard their conversation and was now grinning.
The boy and the girl death glared him.
Naruto scratched the top of his head.
"There are far worse teachers in the school than me you know. I mean take Gaara-kun, I'm sure you have lessons with him." he said matter of factly.
"I have lessons with Gaara-san, and he may be strict…. Like, lethal strict… actually his classroom is like a death zone… But anyway, we get so much work done with him! And really good grades!" A girl said as she was preparing the ramen.
"Don't question my teaching methods. You know the consequences. And besides, all the other teachers don't care about their students! I do, so long as you make good ramen, but I do." Naruto grinned.
The students mumbled.
Naruto sighed.
"Y'know, when I was a student, I was grateful to both my Sensei's because they taught me a lot, even though I didn't like their teaching methods sometimes." He continued.
"Did they make you make some food they liked, all day?" A student said sarcastically.
"Umm… No. but still."
The students were rather surprised. Naruto was being smarter than usual which did call for some cause for concern.
"Naruto-San, who was your Sensei?" The students were now interested.
"I had Iruka-sensei to begin with…"
The students we interested still.
"But then it was Kakashi-Sensei!" he grinned.
The students all fell over (anime style).
"Kakashi-san?! He must been a huge inspiration to you Naruto-san…" The students said.
"Oh he was, with all of us… so blame him for any flaws I may have. But if you say anything bad about Kakashi-sensei I will send you to detention, only I'm allowed to say bad things about my fellow staff."
"No you're not..."
Naruto glared.
Yep. :) I think I might write about woodworks class next... or English.. or something.