(I re-updated this chapter because it's better now. –GRIN- If you read it already and can't be bothered to re-read all of it then the main changes are at the end of Kakashi's part and at the end of Hinata's part. Shika-chan stayed the same coz it seemed fine to me.)

I like to update in bunches, true story.

I think I sucked the humour out of this one, -sobs- I need sleep sleeeeep

Disclaimer: I'd like to own Kakashi but I can't so, shame on me! You gotta love the perverted shinobis. Yes I don't own anything.

As usual enjoy, I hope it makes people laugh some, that's the point so... -shrugs-

Oh and please thank my lovely(evil) BETA(darkphoenix23) for checking and helping me write most of my stories and my brain is NOT stupid, I could SO come up with awesome stories. –frowns-

One sunny afternoon at Konoha High, deep in the midst of this grand yet amazingly strange high school, in the department of mathematics and engineering… there did lay a classroom 4b. Inside this classroom, the students were lying, almost about to drift off to slumber, some completely frustrated out of their brain – that is to say the ones everyone else referred to as the "geeks" – others wishing something exciting would happen… Such as, for example, their teacher appearing to teach them the lesson so that they could go home.

Yes indeed, these students had been waiting countless minutes for their teacher to arrive but he had not. It's not that they weren't used to it, but it was incredibly irritating. Even the ones who hated the subject longed for him to come. Eventually they had given up and decided that this was actually incredible… I mean, free lesson anyone? Yes indeed, they decided to act like kids and take advantage however – there was only so much you can do in the mathematics department and they got bored even of having fun, that's how long they had been waiting. So now they were all lying around as if they all had heat stroke or something when suddenly – POOF!

"Hello boys and girls, you're going to have to forgive me – on my way here I got lost on the path of life and so I – ouch."

"Liar!! How can you get lost on the path of life in a high school?!" Yes, a frustrated "geek" had thrown a fat math book and her sensei.

"Okay, okay don't get so hasty… it's just maths." Kakashi replied, holding his perverted novel on his left hand and a bag on his right.

"Kakashi sensei, this is a double lesson and you came one whole hour late! What's up with that, our parents don't pay for nothing you know!"

"Umm, you pay to come to school? That's strange I thought this was a public school… anyway, let's begin."

It seems the students had forgiven their grey haired sensei and were eager for the lesson to finally begin.

Kakashi took one last look at his book, and decided that this the most interesting part of the chapter. Oh yes indeed, things were about to get steamy! He blushed. He grabbed his comfy teacher's chair and sat down to enjoy this upcoming chapter of excitement and romantic drama. He was about to take a sip of a no longer warm coffee as he giggled, when he heard overly dramatic sighs and coughs. He looked at his students, they looked like mothers who had stayed up all night awaiting their children and were about to give them a good ol' beating! Kakashi didn't know whether to be worried, amused or simply not care… but since he was, after all, Kakashi, he chose the last one.

"Why aren't you guys getting on with the lesson?" he questioned.

"We don't know what the lesson is."

"Wow, it feels like I'm teaching kinder garden. Here answer the questions on page 567" He said languidly.

"Kakashi-sensei, this is the circle theorem. We've never done this before, and it is for advanced students. Can you explain it please?" the students protested, somewhat.

"Explain it? I don't know what the circle theorem is read the book."

"Then why are you a maths teacher?" the students were confused.

"Oh, they ran out of willing candidates to teach." Kakashi smiled under his mask.

"……."

Kakashi sighed deeply.

"Okay lets do a recap of the 5 times table? Do you want me to teach it to you or do we all know it?" Kakashi asked, putting down his book briefly.

The students sweat dropped.

"Okay! 1 times 5 equal 5. Repeat after me okay? 2 times 5 is… um yes?"

A student had his hand up.

"Sensei, please don't patronize us." He said.

"Oh… well I'm sorry. If you all know it then here are some challenging questions on it. Now um, if you need help ask your neighbor, if they don't know then go to head of department."

"Why can't we ask you?"

"Well, I'll be so into the book I might spill out the plot to you all" He replied.

The students scrunched their faces in disgust, knowing roughly the contents of the book.

And so the lesson continued with the students doing brainless work whilst their sensei enjoyed a mature romantic novel.

However, this wonderfully perfect moment didn't last too long for Kakashi. Someone raised their hand up again.

"Yes?" Kakashi asked without raising his head from his novel.

"Sensei… this work is insulting my intelligence." The kid said, his eyebrow twitching slightly.

Kakashi raised his head from his novel and starred at the kid for a moment.

"So…?"

"Can we please do something more challenging?" He requested.

The other kids looked at him questioningly. Some would have been moaning if they hadn't seen by a mile off what was coming.

"Well, do the 6 times table then. Whatever pleases you." Kakashi returned to his novel.

"Sensei that's not what I mean… I want to do REAL math work. Please, I'm eager to learn in this lesson and this work well, it's just that we covered this all I know my times table perfectly!" The kid complained.

Kakashi sighed; this wasn't as easy as he thought it would be when he agreed to take up the role of maths teacher.

"If you just occupy yourself with something, I'll give you a sticker for learning all your times table later." He said slowly as he turned the next page of the novel.

The boy frowned.

"Sensei this is really unfair!"

"You're a smart boy, I'm sure you can teach yourself maths without my help. You sound like a more intelligent version of Naruto…" Kakashi said that last sentence mainly to himself. He was, however, due to realize that it was a big mistake he didn't say it completely to himself.

"Sensei that reminds me! You taught Sasuke-sensei didn't you?!!" One of the girls screamed out. This made a lot of little school girl heads look up as they too realized this was indeed true. "Sensei will you please tell us about him? Please?!" They requested.

Kakashi raised his eyebrow.

"Why would I tell you stuff about…?"

"Well then can you please teach MATHS?" The boy from before figured he'd try his luck one more time.

Kakashi pondered for a moment. Which to chose, mindless talk about his ex-pupil to a bunch of love struck school girls, or put effort and brain power into trying to figure out Pythagoras theorem and fractions and the such? He knew he couldn't enjoy his novel properly with students moaning every five minutes so thus he only had these two choices left. He put his book down.

"So when I first met Sasuke, he was a real idiot. He went about throwing kunais mindlessly with nothing but revenge in his mind and insulting Naruto, of course everyone did the later… However I could tell that Sasuke did have…"

In the meantime…

On the other side of the school…

"As we have seen, clouds are visible accumulations of water droplets or solid ice crystals that float in the Earth's troposphere which, for those of you who don't know, is the lowest part of the Earth's atmosphere, and they are constantly moving with the wind. From space, clouds are visible as a white veil surrounding the planet. Now, clouds form when water vapor condenses onto microscopic dust particles floating in the air. This condensation, or cloud formation, happens when warm and cold air meet, when warm air rises up the side of a mountain and cools as it rises, and when warm air flows over a colder area, like a cool body of water. This occurs because cool air can hold less water vapour than warm air, and excess water condenses into either liquid or ice."

Shikamaru finished scribbling down the last part of his diagram on the white board.

"Now you should all take down this information. Does anyone here know how many different kinds of clouds there are?"

The students watched with blank faces.

"Jeez talk about enthusiastic. How troublesome. Well, there are 11. They are place in three different, obvious categories. The first is low clouds, middle clouds and finally high clouds. My favorite is probably the cumulus cloud because they always make for such interesting shapes." Shikamaru spoke in quite a monotone, bored manner as usual.

"Does anyone have any idea of what any of the other clouds are called apart from the one I just named?"

A student raised his hand.

"Sir, with all due respect, why are we doing this?" he asked.

"Well, it might be troublesome but this is Humanities class, and we are to start with geography. And clouds are part of geography. I like it better than history that's for sure." He said.

"Oh… okay…"

"This is boring." Another student called out.

Shikamaru sat down.

"This is troublesome… Okay everyone get up, we're going outside."

The whole class suddenly became excited. Finally something exciting was going to happen in this classroom!

-Outside-

"Ahhh. The most relaxing, non-troublesome thing in the world."

Shikamaru and his students were all lying down on the grass watching…. Clouds.

"What better way to learn about clouds. Look, that's the alto-cumulus… and there's a nimbo stratus. Do you see it?"

Shikamaru awaited a reply for a while. He then heard something funny.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" "Mumble mumble Sasuke-sensei….." "No… no st- get away!! Get away from me big, giant ramen bowl!…. Please!" "Can you pass me the pepper spray?" "Must… avoid…tree…."

Shikamaru raised his eyebrow.

What the hell are these kids dreaming about…eh, what the heck.

So Shikamaru joined his pupils and took a nap, to avoid getting completely freaked out by their sleep talking.

-Art class-

"And that is how the idea of the Hokage sculptures on the cliff were developed. On Monday we will have something more exciting to learn about." Hinata explained to her class.

"Umm Hinata-sensei… I don't understand anything."

"Oh..." Hinata blushed. "I-is there a reason?"

"Well…. I can't hear you." A student at the center of the room said.

"O-oh… I'm sorry. I will try and be louder."

"What?"

"I will speak up. Next time."

"Sensei I can't..."

"IS THIS LOUD ENOUG FOR YOU?!"

The student starred at his timid teacher in shock. She had been tolerant for the past 10 weeks with the students not hearing her and complaining, but it seemed that not even the quiet Hinata could take the stress of teaching.

Hinata placed her hands before her mouth and gasped.

"Oh… How unlike me. I'm so sorry Daiki-kun, I will give you all handouts to read so that you understand today's lesson better," She said blushing madly.

"H-Hinata sensei I didn't mean to insult you…" the boy looked like he was ready to cry.

"Oh… I know. Please don't cry. It's okay…."

The boy sniffled but he began to cry regardless.

"O-oh dear… Please, don't cry I didn't mean to shout." Hinata pleaded. "U-umm… oh god." She bit her lip wondering what to do… she'd never made anyone cry before and it felt horrible. She felt like such a horrible person, like she'd suddenly let lose a crazy monster within her. Oh what was she going to do? Her heart was racing.

"I-I'm so sorry, I-I'll get you to sit at the front next time so you can hear better… H-how's that? Have you stopped… crying…?" Hinata said in worry, she was blushing more and more by the second.

The boy shook his head. She really couldn't take this anymore, suddenly she felt a little woozy and everything was turning black when…

The boy wiped his tears whilst sniffling and he tilted his head to see his sensei, who had now collapsed to the floor. "Hinata-sensei, are you okay?" he said.

"You doofas! She fainted!" another kid called out causing the boy to begin crying again. "Someone should call the ambulance!" a student suggested.

"We could throw water at her…"

"No, that's just mean; let's just shout until someone hears us."

And with that, they all began to run around the classroom screaming and crying; they had also made sure the door was open so that someone was bound to hear them.

Naruto has been happily walking around the school headed towards the staffroom, when he heard the most obnoxious noises coming from Hinata's classroom.

"Oh my god!! She's fainted! Someone come help us our sensei has collapsed!!!" Was all he could hear which caused his eyes to widen with worry. He began to run towards the source of the noise, and when he reached the classroom he saw Hinata on the floor and the kids literally out of control.

"Hinata-chan?!" He shouted, and so the children hushed. "What the hell happened?!" he asked as he went to pick her up. The children briefly explained. Naruto sighed as he felt back with relief.

"That's it? Why didn't you just send someone to find a teacher? Jeez today's youngster's are so dumb." He said.

"Naruto-sensei, we get detention if we leave our class without permission… even in emergencies" One of the students pointed out.

"Yeah well, whoever came up with the rule is dumb t-" He then paused as he realized that was something he told his class in order to "scare" them. It appeared that word in Konoha High spread quickly. "Never mind about that… Hinata wake up." He turned his attention to the unconscious female in his arms who slowly began to stir. As her vision focused, she saw the smiling face of Naruto greeting her. She began to blush madly as she realized that she was in his arms – one would have thought that after all these years even such a devoted crush would learn to get over waking up in the arms of the one she admired. However this was not the case with Hinata. She immediately stuttered his name as she fell unconscious yet again.

Naruto scratched his head as he tried to figure out why he had that affect on her every time. Yes indeed, even after all these years Naruto remained clueless to that crush.

"I think Hinata-sensei likes you." One of the students suggested.

Naruto looked at them and began to point and laugh. "Children have such strange imagination haha." He said in reply.

A penny for your thoughts? (sorry I've always wanted to use that..)