Super Smash Soccer!
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: (do people even care anymore?) All characters referenced are the property of not me.

II

(or alternatively, VIIIX)

Match Two

July 17, 2007-07-17

Writing Club vs Team Koopa

"Okay, come on, guys!" said Nana, "We're in it, to win it!"

"What ever happened to the fun in the participation of a recreational activity?" said Ness.

"WE MUST WIN!1" screamed Nana.

"Shouldn't you calm down a bit?" laughed Ness uncomfortably.

"I'll kill Popo if you say another word," said Nana.

…

Nana killed Popo with a gun.

"You just killed Popo!" said Ness, shocked.

"Ah," said Nana slyly, "But you said something then, so I killed him ahead of time!"

"Well…" said Ness. "Uh…"

Ness used his plot device healing powers to keep Popo alive.

The match started.

"I have a new secret weapon," said Jigglypuff to Snake, "Duct Tape!"

"Yay!" screamed the team.

Jigglypuff started to duct tape Snake.

"Aren't you supposed to duct tape the other team?" said Snake.

"Oh yeah," said Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff grabbed the Koopa that was dribbling the ball, and put duct tape on his mouth, choking him.

"Gaah! Help me!" screamed the choking Koopa.

The referee blew his whistle.

"Help!" said the Koopa, relieved, whose body was now being duct taped.

"No watches on the field, Jigglypuff!" said the referee.

Jigglypuff took off her watch.

"Continue play!" said the referee.

Jigglypuff took the ball and put duct tape on it.

The referee blew his whistle.

"You're still holding your watch!" said the referee.

"Oh," said Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff threw her watch on the ground. She continued to duct tape the ball.

The referee blew his whistle.

"There's a watch on your ear," said the referee.

Jigglypuff took the watch off her ear.

"FFS!" screamed Luigi, dribbling the ball into the goal.

Writing Club: 1 Team Koopa: 0

"Substitution!" called the Koopa's coach.

An unstable Koopa waddled off the field. A professional, Spanish-looking bearded Koopa slyly walked onto the pitch.

"I am going to turn this win upside-" said the Koopa.

Jigglypuff put duct tape on the Koopa.

The first Koopa that was duct taped died.

"NUUE!1" screamed the Spanish Koopa.

The Spanish Koopa died.

"Half time!" said the referee.

The referee grabbed a Koopa and used an incinerating device to cut him in half.

"ha, ha, ha, get it? Half time?" laughed the referee.

Everyone stared blankly.

"Continue play," sighed the referee.

There were now only four Koopas left on the field.

"Go for the ball now, Nana!" said Luigi.

Nana took the ball, dribbled up the pitch and then hit a Koopa with a hammer.

The referee blew his whistle.

"You're wearing a watch," said the referee.

"I hate these stupid rules," said Nana angrily.

"Are you talking back to me?" said the referee angrily.

"I said silly, I hate these silly rules," said Nana.

"Continue play!" said the referee.

Nana ran into the goal.

"You need the ball with you!" shouted Luigi.

"Oh," said Nana, running back and dribbling the ball into the goal.

"Yay!" cheered Luigi's team.

Writing Club: 2 Team Koopa: 0

Bowser walked onto the field.

Everybody gasped.

Bowser walked off.

"Oh," said everyone.

Bowser walked onto the field.

Everybody gasped.

Writing Club: 2 Team Koopa: 1

"Oh no!" said Luigi, "We only have thirty seconds left, and we have to stop Bowser from getting the ball!"

"I have an idea!" said Ness.

Luigi's team formed a circle around the ball.

Bowser looked on angrily.

"Yay! We won! We won!" cheered Snake, Jigglypuff, Ness, Nana and Popo.

"We still have twenty more seconds, fools!" said Luigi, alarmed.

Eighteen seconds passed in a very dramatic way.

Bowser kicked the ball into the goal.

The referee blew his whistle.

"Nuue!" shouted Snake, Jigglypuff, Ness, Nana and Popo.

"Yay! I scored!" cheered Bowser.

"No, I blew the whistle because you were wearing a watch!" said the referee.

"I wasn't wearing a watch!" said Bowser angrily.

Jigglypuff put a watch on Bowser's hand.

"I hate you all! This is so stupid!" said Bowser, storming off.

"It's okay, Bowser!" said Luigi, "Everyone loses sometimes!"

"No, this stupid freaking story!" said Bowser angrily, "There's no originality or anything!"

"That's not true!" said Luigi.

…

"Do you want to do a dance now?" said Mario, wearing a pink flower suit.

"Yes!" said Luigi.

They danced a lot.

The End

A List?!

Writing Club: 1, Team Goodie-Two-Shoes: 6

Writing Club: 2 Team Koopa: 1

Leading Goalscorers:

Luigi: 1

Snake: 1

Nana: 1

Popo: 0

Ness: 0

Jigglypuff: -1

Epic.