A/N I don't own the characters ok. Lol. Enjoy readers. :)
Chapter 5:
James, Sirius and Remus got up early, they had been to tired to put there stash away last night so they had to do it now before Filch comes and does his round of dorm checking. They hid all their firecrackers and practical joke items under three different floorboards. 1 next to James's bed, 1 in front of Sirius's bed and 1 under Remus's bed. After they had hid the last one Filch slammed open the door and scuttled in.
"WAKE UP" yelled Filch to the other students who were still asleep. They rolled off their beds and jumped up.
"STAND AT ATTENTION NEXT TO YOUR BEDS, YOU LAZY BOYS, ITS TIME FOR YOUR MORNING DORM CHECK. YOU HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN HAVE YOU?" Filch yelled at James.
"No Filch" replied James as he rolled his eyes.
"DON'T BE CHEEKY WITH ME POTTER, I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH IT THIS YEAR. IF YOU STEP ONE TOE OUT OF LINE I'M MAKING SURE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE KICKED OUT BEFORE YOU GRADDUATE!" laughed Filch as he walked around the beds and looking under them occasionally.
"WELL EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID POTTER, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU" and with that he left, slamming the door behind him.
"That guys, got a seriously bad attitude problem," laughed Sirius as he got changed into his robes.
"Tell me about it" agreed James.
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Lily awoke to hear yelling, she covered her head with her pillow.
"Not again I hate morning dorm checks, they are so patronizing and loud," Lily sighed to herself as she got up and got changed into her robes. She made her bed and did her hair. She looked over at her bedside table and saw her timetable had been laid out nicely.
"What subject do I have first I wonder" Lily asked herself as she reached out for the timetable.
"Double Transfiguration with the Hufflepuffs, that's going to be a laugh" she giggled to herself.
She got her things then left for breakfast.
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As Lily predicted Transfiguration was just the same as it was every time, screams, yelling, and detentions. When James and Sirius are in the same class you can always tell that they were going to be up to something.
"Good morning class," said McGonagall as she entered the room.
"Good morning Professor" the class groaned back.
"Now for today's lesson we are going to be turning these chairs into an animal of your choice," said McGonagall as she pointed to a row of chairs that were at the front of the room.
"It has to be an actual animal that exists, no cross betweens, do I make myself clear Potter, Black?" asked McGonagall as she looked at them with her death stare.
"Yes Professor" replied James with a smile.
"Yes Professor" Sirius replied also as he grinned at the memory.
"Hmmm" McGonagall was unsure of this but she already knew the class was falling behind so there was no choice.
"Now pick a chair and then pick a animal spell out of your books"
Lily went up and grabbed a small-demolished wooden chair, which looked as if someone had been cutting at it with a hacksaw. She flicked through her book not seeing any animal she fancied to bring to life.
"Hmmm, what about a rabbit" Lily thought to herself.
"No too easy," replied Lily to herself as she flicked through the book, carefully scanning each page.
She came across an animal that she couldn't resist to do.
"Stimplartostras" Lily said as she pointed the wand at the chair.
The wand gave out a blasting light. The chair started shaking, also changing colours, it got bigger and hairy, it started turning a dark brown, and then grew some white sharp teeth.
Some of the girls screamed when they saw that it was a HUGE BEAR!
"It's only a baby bear, its harmless" Lily replied rolling her eyes at how childish these girls were. She went over to pat it; it licked her fingers and laid at her feet, before going to a nice comforting sleep.
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(But things weren't going very well over the other side of the classroom)
"James, what animal are you going to choose?" asked Sirius as he flicked through pages.
"Dunno" James replied as he also flicked through his book.
James found the perfect animal to choose. He smiled a grin at Sirius. Sirius looked at him confused, but as James gave him the book he took one look at the animal then gave an evil grin.
"Armatrinco" yelled James as he pointed his wand at his blue plastic chair.
BANG!
There was a big explosion and black smoke filled the classroom, no one could see anything!
"POTTER" coughed McGonagall.
The smoke slowly left the classroom, only leaving black marks on a few tables. But that wasn't the worst bit.
"ARGHHHHHHH" screamed a girl who was sitting near James.
"THERE'S A SKUNK ON THE FLOOR!" she screamed as she ran out of the room.
The rest of the girls followed her lead and ran out the door as well, but Lily stayed where she was and watched. She tried to keep from smiling as she thought it would just influence them. The boys sat there and laughed and cheered at James. James bowed and thanked them all.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS POTTER?" yelled McGonagall as she picked the skunk up by the tail.
"Professor I wouldn't do that," Remus said to her.
But before she could ask why, the skunk sprayed her in the face. She screamed and ran out the room.
"GO JAMES!" the boys cheered, as McGonagall fled from the room.
"Are you aware that you are going to have weeks of detentions for this, and it's only the first day" Lily told him.
"Yes I'm very aware, but you have to admit that it was very amusing," he replied as he pointed his wand at the skunk, making it disappear. He looked at Lily who was looking at him furiously.
"Yes, very amusing" Lily replied sarcastically as she packed up her books and left the room.
"Lily" James yelled out after her.
A/N LOL when I wrote this chapter I didn't even think I was going to do a skunk but it sort of fits in doesn't it lol its my favourite chapter so far. But keep reading and review please.
Love always Troubled Tazzy