Fourth chapter for
story
**Just a random day, their gunna meet some new. Neighbors and our favorite twins Fred and George!!!!
Me- OMG!!! Why the hell aren't they up!!!! I told them what would happen if they didn't listen to me!!! I'm gunna make sure that they all remember next time!!
Dave- now now, don't do anything crazy, we are not insured for any deaths or nothing. (I ran up the stairs when he said the second "now") Keri!!!! Come back here!!!
I run up about 3 flights of stairs (::damn I should've used the elevator:: ) and into a room that many and many different cameras in each if all the rooms in the house.
Me- Who the heck sleeps at 9:00?!?!?!? Not me and not them that's who!!! Time to wake up my friends!!
I make sure the speakers in all the rooms are on maximum volume, and that they are next to the beds. As soon as that's done, I start playing Metallica and I start singing at the top of my lungs. (** F.Y.I. My singing is bad enough to make a grown man cry in horror, just so you all know**)
Me- SLEEP WITH ON EYE OPENED, GRIPPIN' YOUR PILLOW TIGHT, EXIT LIGHT!!! ENTER NIGHT!!! TAKE MY HAND, WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!!!!
Everyone screams, and Snape starts to cry, and he hugs his Mr. Potato head. Draco gives me the finger and then runs to tend to Snape. Ron falls off his bed and claims he's injured and everyone else curses at me. I just stand there and smile.
Me- I told you to set your alarms!! Why don't you people listen, do u got chocolate frogs in your ears, and broomsticks up your arses????
All- O_O
Me- Sorry there, but I told u now we are gunna be late for um.. I can't remember what, but Dave said u hadta be up by 6:00 and its 9 get up now!!!! And u should all apologize to the staff members cusp they all hadta get up at like 5!!!
All- ::silence::
Me- "we are sorry staff members for waking up so late" now u say it.
All- We are sorry staff members for waking up late.
All 20 of the staff members- We accept your apology
Me- Good great terrific, now everyone's happy! But I do wonder, why didn't you peoplz just wake up when I told u too. ::Makes a sad face::
Seamus- well we didn't mean too of course, but when u went to sleep we all got up and kept exploring the house, which took about 4 hours so we all didn't get to bed til about 4.
Me- Ohhhhhhhhhh, u were all just curious. Fine, I'll let it go just this once, but.. Whose idea was it too explore??
Ron- It was him!!! (He points at Harry)
Harry- No!!! I did no such thing!! I swear!!!
Me- ::gasp:: No swearing Harry!!!
Ron- ::laughs::
Me- ::looks at wrist but there's nothing on it:: Great now we are all going to be late!!
Parvati- Late for what???
Me- ummmmm, for a very important date!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
Dean- FOREVER AND EVER LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER!!!!
Me- Hey Blink 182, popealicous!!! I am such a movie line taker!!!!!
All- o.o
Me- Forgive me. Let's go now!!
Everyone groans and they start walking down the flights of stairs while I take the elevator!!!! After fifteen minutes and a rest stop, they contestants make it down the stairs to see me sitting and a playing around with my laptop.
Me- geez what took u peoplz soooooo long!! Oh yeah, I made u use the stairs!!!
Snape (who by the way stopped crying)- What do u mean?
Me- Umm, I forgot to tell u that we have an elevator in this house!!
All- (everyone gives a death glare)
Snape- I'm gunna kill u!! (He whips out his wand and yells something)
Everyone- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Everyone runs away and I hide behind the couch when all of the sudden a baseball comes through the window and hits Snape on the head and knocks him unconsiscous.
Me- Oh my Goodyness!! Saved by the Steven!!!!
Dumbledore- Saved by the what??
Before anyone else says anything, the doorbell rings and I run and open it.
Steven- ERRRRR. did I hit someone, I heard people scream, quite girlish actually (Everyone looks at the boyz) then I saw my baseball fly threw the window.
Me- Yea, u did hit someone, u hit the right person though. (I point at Snape lying on the floor)
Steven- Cool!!! I hit Snape; I've always hated him anyway!!!
Me- Anyways, peoplz this is my cuzin Steven, he lives across the street!!! See, I know everyone who lives around here!
Harry- Baseball, errrr, what's that??
Steven- Ah, let me teach u. Its fun and u can keep hitting Snape with baseballs, when u get the hang of it.
Draco- Hey, don't hurt my Snapy!!
Steven- Draco hey is for horses
All- ::laughs::
Me- Good idea everyone outside, free activity!!!
Everyone- ^_^
So everyone goes outside and starts playing with stuff. Steven is teaching Harry how to catch a baseball, Ron, Dean, and Seamus are swimming, and Dumbledore is showing everyone impressive tricks on the rings on the swing set, even though he's like 150.
Me- ::laughs:: Whoever said u can't teach an old Dumbledore new tricks?
Everyone- ::laughs::
I was sitting in the Jacuzzi by myself just watching everyone, Hermione was swinging, and Prof. M., Parvati, and Lavender were playing on the trampoline. Snape was still unconscious and Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle were trying to do a cheerleading lift. (**Don't ask**)
Crabbe and Goyle had just dropped Draco because obviously they are no cheerleaders.
Draco- Dammit u asses!! Can't u just do a simple formation! Why I outta.
At that moment Draco then got hit in the head with a baseball, and fell unconscious as well.
Steven- There you go Harry!! You're getting it now!!!
Harry- And I hit Draco!!
Cho Chang (peering from over the fence) my hero!!!
Me- What the hell!?!?!?!?!
Ron- That's Cho, Harry's lover!!!
Harry (blushing every shade of red) well. I. errrr.
Cho- Oh no need top be embarrassed Harry!
She pulls him into the house and they um don't come out.
Me (thinks for a minute then another and eventually stops after about 7) I'll fix that Cho's wagon!! Hahahahahaha!! Josh, please bring me a phone dear!
A really hot butler without a shirt (Like I promised) appeared and handed me a cordless phone. All the gurlz are drooling.
Josh- Is that it??
Me- Yes, than babe!
Josh winks and goes away.
Hermione (who has stopped drooling) - what are u going to do???
Me- That bitch can't treat my friends like that!!!!!! I'm calling someone. Hello?? Courtney?
All- ::gasp::
Me- Yes everything's good... Well I would say he's good.. no no calm down I just need you over here A.S.A.P.. good gurl, yea bye!
Courtney rushes over before you could say Voldemort.
Courtney- What happened is something wrong with Harry???
Me- No, but I think you should come with me.
As everyone walks inside the house I stop to tell Hermione something.
Me- K, I know they are going to fight so you know what I want you to do??
Hermione- Have an ambulance waiting??
Me- No silly it won't be that bad, just make sure everyone has popcorn!
Hermione- OOOOOOOKKKKKK
I run upstairs and tell everyone to go wait in the camera room. I direct Courtney to the room Harry and Cho are in and.
Courtney- WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!?!?! WHO THE F*** IS THAT??
Cho- I'm his girlfriend and I suggest you leave before you do something you might regret. So go, go Honey, cuz Harry is mmmmmmiiiinnnneee.
Courtney just stares and then launches at Cho, pulling her hair, hitting her with flower pots (** Just think of the scene from Superstar**) Harry is screaming like Will Ferrell did in the movie.
Me- Hermione u got the popcorn???
Hermione- Yep, just like you asked!!
All the guyz (** Note that Draco and Snape are still downstairs unconscious**) - This is wicked a cat fight!!
Lavender- I'll bet anyone that Courtney wins.
Me- She will she is soooo much stronger than Cho it's not even funny.
After about a half hour Cho gets chucked out a window.
Cho (Lying on the ground) I'll get you Courtney!!!!
Courtney- Why won't u die??????
Me (comes into the room) Movie line taker!!!!!
Both of use- ::giggles::
Me- U ok though???
Courtney- Yea, never better!! I just kicked her ass and threw her out the window, life couldn't be better!!!!!
Harry- Whoa that was one hell of a fight! Courtney u did really good u think you could teach me how to fight like that??
Courtney (smiles with triumph) Of course!!!! I loved too!!!!
They walk out of the room down the gym in the basement and I give the thumbs up to Courtney.
Dumbledore- Well that was interesting!
Me (walking back downstairs where everyone had gone) wasn't though!!! I love happy ending days like this they are so. so.
Seamus- Happy????
Me- Right!!!!!!
All- O_O
Steven- ::yawn:: This has been loads of fun, but I've gotta go, I'll see all of ya another day, maybe even tomorrow!!! Yo Keri, tell Harry to keep practicing, Peace out!
All- Bye Steven!!
Me- Bye!
When the door shuts.
Me- Wow!! I didn't have to tell all of you to say goodbye today!!! Good job!!!!
A little bit later Harry come upstairs looking extremely messed up.
Ron- What the hell did she do to you?
Harry- You think she would've told me that she's a boxer? I was having my first boxing lesson down there. She kicked the crap outta me too.
Me- So what your saying is, you had lots fun??
Harry- Yea, pretty much.
Tina then comes running in the door.
Tina- What did I uglurip?
For once everyone understands Tina and starts yelling about all the stuff that had happened. She yells runs out of the door, then comes back in and runs into the kitchen and grabs the cheese poof thingys and run back out still screaming. Snape and Draco finally wake up but Tina had run out screaming at that exact moment and she scared Draco and he fainted knocking over Snape who caught him but fell on the floor once again becoming unconscious.
Me- LOL!! At least we'd know who would be off the show first!!!!
All- ::laughs::
Me- Ok it's kinda late so let's go to bed now and please set your alarms for 7:00 pleez!!! Goodnight!!!
All- ::silence::
Me- GRRRRR! Say goodnight everyone!!!!
All- Goodnight everyone!!!
Me- Close enough!!!
**** I hope you all liked this chapter; I tried to make it as funny as possible so people would actually read it and review it. So pleez review, the next chapter has to be the 2nd episode, and I only have one vote!! All you peoplz have to post who you want to go insane first!! Next chapter will have Fred and George in it!!!
**Just a random day, their gunna meet some new. Neighbors and our favorite twins Fred and George!!!!
Me- OMG!!! Why the hell aren't they up!!!! I told them what would happen if they didn't listen to me!!! I'm gunna make sure that they all remember next time!!
Dave- now now, don't do anything crazy, we are not insured for any deaths or nothing. (I ran up the stairs when he said the second "now") Keri!!!! Come back here!!!
I run up about 3 flights of stairs (::damn I should've used the elevator:: ) and into a room that many and many different cameras in each if all the rooms in the house.
Me- Who the heck sleeps at 9:00?!?!?!? Not me and not them that's who!!! Time to wake up my friends!!
I make sure the speakers in all the rooms are on maximum volume, and that they are next to the beds. As soon as that's done, I start playing Metallica and I start singing at the top of my lungs. (** F.Y.I. My singing is bad enough to make a grown man cry in horror, just so you all know**)
Me- SLEEP WITH ON EYE OPENED, GRIPPIN' YOUR PILLOW TIGHT, EXIT LIGHT!!! ENTER NIGHT!!! TAKE MY HAND, WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!!!!
Everyone screams, and Snape starts to cry, and he hugs his Mr. Potato head. Draco gives me the finger and then runs to tend to Snape. Ron falls off his bed and claims he's injured and everyone else curses at me. I just stand there and smile.
Me- I told you to set your alarms!! Why don't you people listen, do u got chocolate frogs in your ears, and broomsticks up your arses????
All- O_O
Me- Sorry there, but I told u now we are gunna be late for um.. I can't remember what, but Dave said u hadta be up by 6:00 and its 9 get up now!!!! And u should all apologize to the staff members cusp they all hadta get up at like 5!!!
All- ::silence::
Me- "we are sorry staff members for waking up so late" now u say it.
All- We are sorry staff members for waking up late.
All 20 of the staff members- We accept your apology
Me- Good great terrific, now everyone's happy! But I do wonder, why didn't you peoplz just wake up when I told u too. ::Makes a sad face::
Seamus- well we didn't mean too of course, but when u went to sleep we all got up and kept exploring the house, which took about 4 hours so we all didn't get to bed til about 4.
Me- Ohhhhhhhhhh, u were all just curious. Fine, I'll let it go just this once, but.. Whose idea was it too explore??
Ron- It was him!!! (He points at Harry)
Harry- No!!! I did no such thing!! I swear!!!
Me- ::gasp:: No swearing Harry!!!
Ron- ::laughs::
Me- ::looks at wrist but there's nothing on it:: Great now we are all going to be late!!
Parvati- Late for what???
Me- ummmmm, for a very important date!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
Dean- FOREVER AND EVER LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER!!!!
Me- Hey Blink 182, popealicous!!! I am such a movie line taker!!!!!
All- o.o
Me- Forgive me. Let's go now!!
Everyone groans and they start walking down the flights of stairs while I take the elevator!!!! After fifteen minutes and a rest stop, they contestants make it down the stairs to see me sitting and a playing around with my laptop.
Me- geez what took u peoplz soooooo long!! Oh yeah, I made u use the stairs!!!
Snape (who by the way stopped crying)- What do u mean?
Me- Umm, I forgot to tell u that we have an elevator in this house!!
All- (everyone gives a death glare)
Snape- I'm gunna kill u!! (He whips out his wand and yells something)
Everyone- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Everyone runs away and I hide behind the couch when all of the sudden a baseball comes through the window and hits Snape on the head and knocks him unconsiscous.
Me- Oh my Goodyness!! Saved by the Steven!!!!
Dumbledore- Saved by the what??
Before anyone else says anything, the doorbell rings and I run and open it.
Steven- ERRRRR. did I hit someone, I heard people scream, quite girlish actually (Everyone looks at the boyz) then I saw my baseball fly threw the window.
Me- Yea, u did hit someone, u hit the right person though. (I point at Snape lying on the floor)
Steven- Cool!!! I hit Snape; I've always hated him anyway!!!
Me- Anyways, peoplz this is my cuzin Steven, he lives across the street!!! See, I know everyone who lives around here!
Harry- Baseball, errrr, what's that??
Steven- Ah, let me teach u. Its fun and u can keep hitting Snape with baseballs, when u get the hang of it.
Draco- Hey, don't hurt my Snapy!!
Steven- Draco hey is for horses
All- ::laughs::
Me- Good idea everyone outside, free activity!!!
Everyone- ^_^
So everyone goes outside and starts playing with stuff. Steven is teaching Harry how to catch a baseball, Ron, Dean, and Seamus are swimming, and Dumbledore is showing everyone impressive tricks on the rings on the swing set, even though he's like 150.
Me- ::laughs:: Whoever said u can't teach an old Dumbledore new tricks?
Everyone- ::laughs::
I was sitting in the Jacuzzi by myself just watching everyone, Hermione was swinging, and Prof. M., Parvati, and Lavender were playing on the trampoline. Snape was still unconscious and Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle were trying to do a cheerleading lift. (**Don't ask**)
Crabbe and Goyle had just dropped Draco because obviously they are no cheerleaders.
Draco- Dammit u asses!! Can't u just do a simple formation! Why I outta.
At that moment Draco then got hit in the head with a baseball, and fell unconscious as well.
Steven- There you go Harry!! You're getting it now!!!
Harry- And I hit Draco!!
Cho Chang (peering from over the fence) my hero!!!
Me- What the hell!?!?!?!?!
Ron- That's Cho, Harry's lover!!!
Harry (blushing every shade of red) well. I. errrr.
Cho- Oh no need top be embarrassed Harry!
She pulls him into the house and they um don't come out.
Me (thinks for a minute then another and eventually stops after about 7) I'll fix that Cho's wagon!! Hahahahahaha!! Josh, please bring me a phone dear!
A really hot butler without a shirt (Like I promised) appeared and handed me a cordless phone. All the gurlz are drooling.
Josh- Is that it??
Me- Yes, than babe!
Josh winks and goes away.
Hermione (who has stopped drooling) - what are u going to do???
Me- That bitch can't treat my friends like that!!!!!! I'm calling someone. Hello?? Courtney?
All- ::gasp::
Me- Yes everything's good... Well I would say he's good.. no no calm down I just need you over here A.S.A.P.. good gurl, yea bye!
Courtney rushes over before you could say Voldemort.
Courtney- What happened is something wrong with Harry???
Me- No, but I think you should come with me.
As everyone walks inside the house I stop to tell Hermione something.
Me- K, I know they are going to fight so you know what I want you to do??
Hermione- Have an ambulance waiting??
Me- No silly it won't be that bad, just make sure everyone has popcorn!
Hermione- OOOOOOOKKKKKK
I run upstairs and tell everyone to go wait in the camera room. I direct Courtney to the room Harry and Cho are in and.
Courtney- WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!?!?! WHO THE F*** IS THAT??
Cho- I'm his girlfriend and I suggest you leave before you do something you might regret. So go, go Honey, cuz Harry is mmmmmmiiiinnnneee.
Courtney just stares and then launches at Cho, pulling her hair, hitting her with flower pots (** Just think of the scene from Superstar**) Harry is screaming like Will Ferrell did in the movie.
Me- Hermione u got the popcorn???
Hermione- Yep, just like you asked!!
All the guyz (** Note that Draco and Snape are still downstairs unconscious**) - This is wicked a cat fight!!
Lavender- I'll bet anyone that Courtney wins.
Me- She will she is soooo much stronger than Cho it's not even funny.
After about a half hour Cho gets chucked out a window.
Cho (Lying on the ground) I'll get you Courtney!!!!
Courtney- Why won't u die??????
Me (comes into the room) Movie line taker!!!!!
Both of use- ::giggles::
Me- U ok though???
Courtney- Yea, never better!! I just kicked her ass and threw her out the window, life couldn't be better!!!!!
Harry- Whoa that was one hell of a fight! Courtney u did really good u think you could teach me how to fight like that??
Courtney (smiles with triumph) Of course!!!! I loved too!!!!
They walk out of the room down the gym in the basement and I give the thumbs up to Courtney.
Dumbledore- Well that was interesting!
Me (walking back downstairs where everyone had gone) wasn't though!!! I love happy ending days like this they are so. so.
Seamus- Happy????
Me- Right!!!!!!
All- O_O
Steven- ::yawn:: This has been loads of fun, but I've gotta go, I'll see all of ya another day, maybe even tomorrow!!! Yo Keri, tell Harry to keep practicing, Peace out!
All- Bye Steven!!
Me- Bye!
When the door shuts.
Me- Wow!! I didn't have to tell all of you to say goodbye today!!! Good job!!!!
A little bit later Harry come upstairs looking extremely messed up.
Ron- What the hell did she do to you?
Harry- You think she would've told me that she's a boxer? I was having my first boxing lesson down there. She kicked the crap outta me too.
Me- So what your saying is, you had lots fun??
Harry- Yea, pretty much.
Tina then comes running in the door.
Tina- What did I uglurip?
For once everyone understands Tina and starts yelling about all the stuff that had happened. She yells runs out of the door, then comes back in and runs into the kitchen and grabs the cheese poof thingys and run back out still screaming. Snape and Draco finally wake up but Tina had run out screaming at that exact moment and she scared Draco and he fainted knocking over Snape who caught him but fell on the floor once again becoming unconscious.
Me- LOL!! At least we'd know who would be off the show first!!!!
All- ::laughs::
Me- Ok it's kinda late so let's go to bed now and please set your alarms for 7:00 pleez!!! Goodnight!!!
All- ::silence::
Me- GRRRRR! Say goodnight everyone!!!!
All- Goodnight everyone!!!
Me- Close enough!!!
**** I hope you all liked this chapter; I tried to make it as funny as possible so people would actually read it and review it. So pleez review, the next chapter has to be the 2nd episode, and I only have one vote!! All you peoplz have to post who you want to go insane first!! Next chapter will have Fred and George in it!!!