Ron sat in one of the plush scarlet armchair staring into the large fire and thinking about the arrangement he had just made with the infamous slut of Slytherin.
' Mione and Zabini" he thought burrowing his brows.
He had no feelings for his longtime friend. He had become well aware of that towards the end of the war.
They were just too close.
Plus he had a strange attraction to blondes.
'Yes, maybe this was a good idea; Hermione spent too much time worrying about schoolwork anyway' Ron thought as the sound of the portrait hole opening tore through his train of thought.
"Hey mate where've you been?" Ron asked successfully getting Harry's attention.
"Huh.. Oh hey" Harry said slowly walking over to sit in the opposite armchair.
"Is everything all right mate?" Ron asked.
"Yeah…" Harry said letting his attention wander towards the flames.
"Oh ok" Ron replied.
"Where's Hermione?" Harry asked still looking at the fire.
"Doing Head's stuff I suppose" Ron said shrugging.
"Ron" Harry said suddenly.
"Yeah Har?"
"I have something to tell you"
"Well all right go ahead."
"I'm gay"
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"Blaise Zabini are you gay?"
"No Pansy Parkinson I am not"
"Are you sure… cause I'd bet good money that you've never done it with a girl" Pansy said flipping through witch weekly.
"Contrary to what you believe Pansy… the world does not revolve around sex" Blaise replied.
"Of course it does… it's just that no one admits it" she said pouting. Blaise looked at the Slytherin girl oddly before returning his attention to his book.
"So since you're not gay… who do you have your sights on?" Pansy said getting a certain look in her eye.
"No one" he said blushing faintly.
"Liar"
"Whore"
"It's the mudblood huh?" Pansy said triumphantly
"Don't say that word" he replied faintly annoyed
"I knew it" Pansy said smirking smugly.
"Knew what?" he asked in a bored tone.
"You love her" she replied simply
"You need help," he said standing up and walking to his dorm.
"Perfect" she said smirking.