**Hi everyone!!! Well only 5 reviews, one from myself, I decided to just
write my story anywayz. So u all know the disclaimer, I own none of the
characters, except myself. Well, the next episode isn't for a while, unless
someone asks. Sooooooo, it's just a normal day at the Mansion.
Ron- You're calling us normal??
Author me- Yes, see in my world, everything kinda errrr not right, so u all are pretty much normal.
Ron- ::snore:: Oh did I miss anything??
Druuuuuunnnnnkkkkky!!!
Me- Man, time really passes! Look it's seven o' clock in the morning!! Geez it's late!!
All- ::glare::
Me- Oh come on!! Don't give me that look. It's not my fault you're all just a big bunch of sleepy pplz!!
Dave the Producer walks in
Dave- What's with all the sad faces?!?!?! I wanted to come say H.A..L..L..O to my funny funny friends!!!
All- *_*
Dave- What?!?!? Do I need to sing?? SING A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG!!
Me- Dave!?!?!?!
Dave- Huh?
Me- Ur drunk aren't u?
Dave- Ummmm maybe I had this many bottles to drink (he holds up ten fingers)!! ::giggles madly::
Me- U do know that you'll have a really bad hangover tomorrow right?
Dave- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WANNA BE HAPPY FOREVER AND EVER LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER!!!
Me- Argh, don't I hear enough of your singing, and that one very popealious song.
Dave- Ok you crazy cats, I'm gunna go watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!!
Harry- What?? I'm in a movie??? OMG!!!!
Ron- Can I be in it?
Harry- You can be a tree!!
Ron- OK!!!
Fred and George suddenly come walking through the door.
Ron- Hello twins brothers of mine!
Fred- Hey we'd thought that we'd come and bug you cuz we weren't doing anything anyway.
Draco- Good reason
All- ::nods::
Fred- Who wants turkey, turkey, turkey?!?!?!!?
All- Turkey??
Everyone runs into the dining room, and everyone sits down and looks at the turkey that Fred magically made.
Hermione- I don't trust this turkey.
Jessica pops through the door.
Jessica- HI EVERYONE!!!!!!
All- AHHHHHHHH!!!
Dean- Psycho killer!!!
Me- No she's not, at least I think she's not. (** actually it would be easy to mistake her for a crazy person. Why with her black hair, white skin, black makeup, and the gothic clothes, u know seems reasonable**)
Jessica- OMG!!!! IT'S GEORGE WEASLEY!!! I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She runs out the door screaming)
Sirius- Shut up down there!!!! (Sees Jessica) oh. um. hi jessy. I haveta go now bye.
Me- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Harry- I don't get it, why is Sirius afraid of her??
Me- Well, Jessica kinda put a curse on him once, you know, she like made his um, manhood disappear, and he was kinda um screaming for about two nights straight until she did the counter curse.
All- ::laughs hysterically::
Prof M- Sooo about this turkey, I'm with Hermione, I don't trust Fred.
Fred-::makes a fake sad face:: I am truly shocked!! I can not believe u wouldn't trust me with something like this!!
Ron- Really?
Fred- No not really, I can't pull that off. But I didn't do anything to the turkey.
Snape- Good enough for me!!
Snape starts digging into the turkey with Goyle and Crabbe.
Parvati- Animals
Me- Right on girl!! (Gives Parvati a high five)
Hermione- Uh oh, I told you.
Snape, Goyle, and Crabbe had all grown feathers and had giant 4 foot long purple tongues.
Fred- Hey someone actually fell for it!!
Me- Wait a minute Weasley. I though you said there was nothing wrong with the turkey, and what the hell did you do to it.
Fred- Well of course I lied, and George and me added tongue ton toffees and canary creams to the turkey. For the prankster hoping to trick groups of people rather than just one person.
Me and Ron- Bloody Brilliant!!
All- ::laughs::
Seamus- Do you have any real turkey??
George- Do you think any of us really know who to cook??
Me- I do!!!!! I'm gunna be a chef yes I am!! (Magically conjures up a turkey with lots of other thanksgivingy stuff)
All- YUM!!!
Everyone sits and munches in silence.
Ginny- Hey how come I wasn't invited!!
Me- OMG!! I'm soooo sorry Ginny! It turns out your twins brothers decided to pop up and make me make them turkey and stuff. I would've called you!!
Fred- Hey we didn't make you make us turkey, u wanted to!!
Me- Ummmmm no. ::blushes::
Ginny- OK!! Can I eat then??
Hermione- Of course, come sit by me!!
Ginny- Ok!! ^_^
After about an hour of eating everyone is too stuffed to play outside so everyone sits in the living room and does nothing.
Seamus- Turn on the TV!!!
Harry- I will!
Harry runs to the TV but Hermione turns it on with the remote
Hermione- TOO SLOW!!! (Sticks tongue out at Harry)
Me- Stop it!! Give me that remote!
Both stop and Hermione hands over the remote, and there's nothing on until we find out that Harry Potter and the Chamber on Secrets is on
All- *o*
Hermione- When did they make a movie about us?? How did they know about us?? I didn't sign anything! Where's my lawyer?!?!?!?!
Parvati- I hate to say it but the guy that plays Draco is extremely hot
All girls- ::sigh::
Me- OMG, look how hot the Harry Potter actor is, and the Ron actor is, and the Fred actor, and the George actor, and the Oliver Wood actor, and the one guy from the Slytherin quidditch team actor, they're all really hot!!!
All girls- YEA WE KNOW!!!!!
Harry- You think that guy is hotter than me? (Smoothes back hair)
Lavender- Dude, we know he is hotter than u
Harry- I am so offended now!!
Cho comes through the door
Cho- Harry you are the hottest guy ever!!!
She jumps on Harry and pulls him out of the room. Suddenly there's a knock on the door, it's Courtney
Courtney- Hi all, sup??
All- ERRRRRRR
Courtney- What, why are you making the somethings-wrong-but-we-shouldn't- tell-you-cuz-well-it-involves-you face?
Me- Ummmm, Fred, George come with me. Courtney follow us.
We lead her to the room and she sees Cho on top of Harry kissing him.
Courtney- I THOUGHT I KICKED YOUR ASS LAST TIME!!! YOUR REALLY GUNNA GET IT NOW!!!!!!! YOU TOO HARRY!!!
Harry lets out a girly cry in fright and hides in the corner. Courtney lunges at Cho and really starts beating her up, kickboxing champ moves and all. After about 15 minutes, Courtney decides to throw Cho out the window again, but Fred and George stop her first.
Cho- Thanx boys, Girl you've been touched by an angel, if only your loser friend hadn't brought these too guyz with her, you'd be down on the floor!!
As Cho walks out, Courtney goes for her again but of course I push Courtney out of the way and knock Cho to the ground with a pan (** You can't take being called a loser and not do anything, or at least I can't**) Cho is on the ground and Fred and George drag her out of the room and back to her house. Courtney gives me a look
Me- Hey don't ask me where I got the pan from ok??
Courtney- Ok!
We go downstairs and no one says anything. After a while, Crabbe and Goyle start break dancing, Snape starts talking to the chair, and the girls start playing 500 Rummy
Me- YAY!! I win again!!
Hermione- I'm tired let's go to sleep!!
All- Ok!!
Everyone drops on the floor and their all asleep in 1 minute
**DONE!! 6th chapter is done. Not enough votes so I can't do another actual show so juts random dayz for now. Hope yall enjoyed it!!! Do you hear it??? The story is yelling, "REVIEW ME!! REVIEW ME!!" Do as the story told you!!!**
Ron- You're calling us normal??
Author me- Yes, see in my world, everything kinda errrr not right, so u all are pretty much normal.
Ron- ::snore:: Oh did I miss anything??
Druuuuuunnnnnkkkkky!!!
Me- Man, time really passes! Look it's seven o' clock in the morning!! Geez it's late!!
All- ::glare::
Me- Oh come on!! Don't give me that look. It's not my fault you're all just a big bunch of sleepy pplz!!
Dave the Producer walks in
Dave- What's with all the sad faces?!?!?! I wanted to come say H.A..L..L..O to my funny funny friends!!!
All- *_*
Dave- What?!?!? Do I need to sing?? SING A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG!!
Me- Dave!?!?!?!
Dave- Huh?
Me- Ur drunk aren't u?
Dave- Ummmm maybe I had this many bottles to drink (he holds up ten fingers)!! ::giggles madly::
Me- U do know that you'll have a really bad hangover tomorrow right?
Dave- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WANNA BE HAPPY FOREVER AND EVER LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER!!!
Me- Argh, don't I hear enough of your singing, and that one very popealious song.
Dave- Ok you crazy cats, I'm gunna go watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!!
Harry- What?? I'm in a movie??? OMG!!!!
Ron- Can I be in it?
Harry- You can be a tree!!
Ron- OK!!!
Fred and George suddenly come walking through the door.
Ron- Hello twins brothers of mine!
Fred- Hey we'd thought that we'd come and bug you cuz we weren't doing anything anyway.
Draco- Good reason
All- ::nods::
Fred- Who wants turkey, turkey, turkey?!?!?!!?
All- Turkey??
Everyone runs into the dining room, and everyone sits down and looks at the turkey that Fred magically made.
Hermione- I don't trust this turkey.
Jessica pops through the door.
Jessica- HI EVERYONE!!!!!!
All- AHHHHHHHH!!!
Dean- Psycho killer!!!
Me- No she's not, at least I think she's not. (** actually it would be easy to mistake her for a crazy person. Why with her black hair, white skin, black makeup, and the gothic clothes, u know seems reasonable**)
Jessica- OMG!!!! IT'S GEORGE WEASLEY!!! I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She runs out the door screaming)
Sirius- Shut up down there!!!! (Sees Jessica) oh. um. hi jessy. I haveta go now bye.
Me- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Harry- I don't get it, why is Sirius afraid of her??
Me- Well, Jessica kinda put a curse on him once, you know, she like made his um, manhood disappear, and he was kinda um screaming for about two nights straight until she did the counter curse.
All- ::laughs hysterically::
Prof M- Sooo about this turkey, I'm with Hermione, I don't trust Fred.
Fred-::makes a fake sad face:: I am truly shocked!! I can not believe u wouldn't trust me with something like this!!
Ron- Really?
Fred- No not really, I can't pull that off. But I didn't do anything to the turkey.
Snape- Good enough for me!!
Snape starts digging into the turkey with Goyle and Crabbe.
Parvati- Animals
Me- Right on girl!! (Gives Parvati a high five)
Hermione- Uh oh, I told you.
Snape, Goyle, and Crabbe had all grown feathers and had giant 4 foot long purple tongues.
Fred- Hey someone actually fell for it!!
Me- Wait a minute Weasley. I though you said there was nothing wrong with the turkey, and what the hell did you do to it.
Fred- Well of course I lied, and George and me added tongue ton toffees and canary creams to the turkey. For the prankster hoping to trick groups of people rather than just one person.
Me and Ron- Bloody Brilliant!!
All- ::laughs::
Seamus- Do you have any real turkey??
George- Do you think any of us really know who to cook??
Me- I do!!!!! I'm gunna be a chef yes I am!! (Magically conjures up a turkey with lots of other thanksgivingy stuff)
All- YUM!!!
Everyone sits and munches in silence.
Ginny- Hey how come I wasn't invited!!
Me- OMG!! I'm soooo sorry Ginny! It turns out your twins brothers decided to pop up and make me make them turkey and stuff. I would've called you!!
Fred- Hey we didn't make you make us turkey, u wanted to!!
Me- Ummmmm no. ::blushes::
Ginny- OK!! Can I eat then??
Hermione- Of course, come sit by me!!
Ginny- Ok!! ^_^
After about an hour of eating everyone is too stuffed to play outside so everyone sits in the living room and does nothing.
Seamus- Turn on the TV!!!
Harry- I will!
Harry runs to the TV but Hermione turns it on with the remote
Hermione- TOO SLOW!!! (Sticks tongue out at Harry)
Me- Stop it!! Give me that remote!
Both stop and Hermione hands over the remote, and there's nothing on until we find out that Harry Potter and the Chamber on Secrets is on
All- *o*
Hermione- When did they make a movie about us?? How did they know about us?? I didn't sign anything! Where's my lawyer?!?!?!?!
Parvati- I hate to say it but the guy that plays Draco is extremely hot
All girls- ::sigh::
Me- OMG, look how hot the Harry Potter actor is, and the Ron actor is, and the Fred actor, and the George actor, and the Oliver Wood actor, and the one guy from the Slytherin quidditch team actor, they're all really hot!!!
All girls- YEA WE KNOW!!!!!
Harry- You think that guy is hotter than me? (Smoothes back hair)
Lavender- Dude, we know he is hotter than u
Harry- I am so offended now!!
Cho comes through the door
Cho- Harry you are the hottest guy ever!!!
She jumps on Harry and pulls him out of the room. Suddenly there's a knock on the door, it's Courtney
Courtney- Hi all, sup??
All- ERRRRRRR
Courtney- What, why are you making the somethings-wrong-but-we-shouldn't- tell-you-cuz-well-it-involves-you face?
Me- Ummmm, Fred, George come with me. Courtney follow us.
We lead her to the room and she sees Cho on top of Harry kissing him.
Courtney- I THOUGHT I KICKED YOUR ASS LAST TIME!!! YOUR REALLY GUNNA GET IT NOW!!!!!!! YOU TOO HARRY!!!
Harry lets out a girly cry in fright and hides in the corner. Courtney lunges at Cho and really starts beating her up, kickboxing champ moves and all. After about 15 minutes, Courtney decides to throw Cho out the window again, but Fred and George stop her first.
Cho- Thanx boys, Girl you've been touched by an angel, if only your loser friend hadn't brought these too guyz with her, you'd be down on the floor!!
As Cho walks out, Courtney goes for her again but of course I push Courtney out of the way and knock Cho to the ground with a pan (** You can't take being called a loser and not do anything, or at least I can't**) Cho is on the ground and Fred and George drag her out of the room and back to her house. Courtney gives me a look
Me- Hey don't ask me where I got the pan from ok??
Courtney- Ok!
We go downstairs and no one says anything. After a while, Crabbe and Goyle start break dancing, Snape starts talking to the chair, and the girls start playing 500 Rummy
Me- YAY!! I win again!!
Hermione- I'm tired let's go to sleep!!
All- Ok!!
Everyone drops on the floor and their all asleep in 1 minute
**DONE!! 6th chapter is done. Not enough votes so I can't do another actual show so juts random dayz for now. Hope yall enjoyed it!!! Do you hear it??? The story is yelling, "REVIEW ME!! REVIEW ME!!" Do as the story told you!!!**