**Hi everyone!!!!! I got reviews!!! YAY! Sooooooo, it's the next chapter
with the second episode! Enjoy! So the disclaimer, I own no one but myself,
unless someone owns me and I don't know about it. ::gasps:: Oh NO!!! (Runs
to an encyclopedia)
Second episode
Me- I can't wait!!
Ron- Wait till the next episode?
Me- NOOOOOOO!! The next season of the mole!! Anderson, I LOVE YOU!!!! (Faints)
All- @_@
Me- (gets up) I tricked you! Ok you all know the drill. You're all ready for the next episode. Someone's going home tonight!!!
All- YAY!
Me- No, you see, that's bad
All- Oh, BOO!!!
Me- ::sighs:: Tina is making up the puzzle today, cuz I told her she could. Ummm, Jessy, Courtney, Sirius, and Samantha are gunna be here today! I have sooooo many friends!
Harry- Sirius isn't your friend, he's my godfather! ::sticks out tongue::
Lavender- BUNNIES!!!!
All- *_*
Me- Um anywayz. nevermind.
All- OK!
Dave walks in
Dave-Owwwwwy!! My head hurts ::sobs::
Draco- ::points at Me:: she told u
Dave- I don't care (shoots a glare)
Snape- (whimpers)
Me- ::laughs::
All- (looks)
Me- What?? Was that not supposed to be funny??
Hermione- No
Me- Oh well I thought it was. Nevermind again, Dave go take two aspirins and take a nap. Sirius can run the show for today. (Rummages through a big bag and pulls out a bottle of aspirin) and remember, ONLY TWO, NOT SIX, NOT TEN, TWO!
Dave- Ok (walks away)
Me- Ron be a dear and call Sirius.
Ron- K
Snape- Let me do it!!(Grabs cell phone and dials) Hello. (Uses fake accent) I calling for a Black Mr. Sirius. He you then??... I am Mr. Snapey!!... No I not selling insurance, no you no beat me with wand. . you go next door. you are the producer for the day. Really!!! I see you then. Oh I see you now then?... Huh?? I is not Snape!! Hello? Hello?
Courtney (who had mysteriously come to the house) Haha he hung up on you!! No one likes you, you ugly guy, GO USE SOME SHAMPOO!!!!
Snape (yanks out wand and yells)
All- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me- Not again!!
Everyone runs while Snape looks for Courtney, then Jessica walks in
Jessica- HELLO MY FAVORITE PPLZ!!!
Snape- AHHHH!!!
Jessica- hey psycho
Snape- points wand at Jessica
Jessica- Oh come on (pulls out wand and points it, errrr, downward) "dissperaita"
A burst of light comes from Jessica's wand and then.
Snape- AHHHHHH!!!! Look what you've done!!!
Jessica- ::laughs hysterically when Snape runs out of the house screaming::
Everyone finally comes out of hiding
Harry- What'd you do??
Courtney- I KNOW!! She took away his manhood!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All except Draco, Goyle, and Crabbe- ::laughs so hard they all fall on the floor::
Draco- Poor Snape!!! Goyle! Crabbe!! We haveta go find him!!!!(They all run out the door)
Prof M- Soooo, how long will it be till' you give him his manhood back??
Sirius- People!! We need to start the show like NOW!
Me- ::mumbles, bossy face::
Sirius- What?
Me- Nothing, fine.
Sirius- Ok Jack!
Jack the cameraman- We're on in 5.4.3.2.1.!!!!!
Me- (sounding bored) Hello, again, you have tuned into the Mansion, I hope you have all watched it before cuz I'm not telling you about it, so there Sirius!
Sirius- Oh come on!! Don't take my bossiness seriously! You know I love you!
Me- You were being mean to me on purpose!!! Anywayz (shoots death glare at Sirius) someone is going home tonight, meaning, someone is gunna go insane! You know its much better saying it that way, it sounds more. fun!! Right??
Staff- (nods)
Me- Ok yall know who is on this show, the Hogwarts cast of course!
Everyone comes down the stairs.
Me- Did any of those guyz come bak yet?
All- (shakes heads)
Me- Fine! They lose $10,000 gallons cuz they disobeyed my rules!!! Ok time for a game!
All- BOO!!!!!
Me- TINA!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVETA EXPALIN THE GAME!!! NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Tina runs down the stairs just as Draco, Snape, Goyle, and Crabbe walk in. Tina then, once again, trips over Draco's foot.
ME- OMG!!! Draco, even if you've done it before, it's still not very nice!! $5,000 gallons out of your pot!! Everyone go sit down!
Tina- Dang, ur gityleoeped!!
All- 0_0
Me- Hey thanx! I'll go sit now so you can explain the game!
Tina- Alrighty then! Hey can I abondon the whole, makes up words thing?
Me- Sure! It's much easier to understand u!!
Tina- COOL!! But I can still luv cheesy poofs right??
Me- A course!! U need at least one thing that makes u normal or you'll be like strange and stuff.
Dumbledore- what do ya mean normal?
ME- u know, if there's nothing wrong with u, then ur strange get it??
All- NO
Me- Oh well
Sirius- Eh hem!!
Me- Leave me alone loser!!!
Sirius- I'll leave you alone when I want to!
Ron- Maybe we could get the teams now?
Sirius- Shutup Ron!!!!
Me- Hey!! Leave Ron alone!! Ok, the teams. You're all divided into teams of two. The teams are. Ron, and Draco, Hermione and Crabbe, Goyle and Parvati, Snape and Prof. M., Harry and Dean, Dumbledore and Lavender, and Seamus is um, not playing.
All- WHAT??
Me- I told you, wait, ok so I didn't, but someone will sit out every game cuz there's an odd number of all you.
Seamus- Fine with me!!! ^_^
All- (glares)
Me- Don't do the group glare!! Next episode it will be someone different, OK??
All- Fine
Me- (gives everyone little pieces of paper) Ok what you haveta find is written on the paper, if you and your partner can retrieve it in 1 hour, you'll each get $10,000 gallons!!! Ok, READY, SET, (cell phone rings) Oh hold on.
Tina- I don't wanna wait, GO!!!!!!
Everyone runs through the house trying to find their item, Ron and Draco are upstairs in the bathroom on the 4th floor
Ron- How are we gunna find this??
Draco- Don't talk to me!! I wanted to get paired up with Snape!! What is it anyway?
Ron- We haveta find a (looks at paper) pair of red high heels, where could we find those?
Both think, then at the same time
Ron and Draco- Hermione's room!!!!
They run to Hermione's room and go into her closet where the spot a really nice pair of red glitter kitten heels.
Ron- I knew she'd have them!! I knew it!!!
Draco- Dude lets go then!!
They run.
And run.
And run.
Until they reach the bottom level, out of breath.
Me- Dammit u guyz!!! Y didn't u just use the elevator???
Both guyz- -_-
Tina- It doesn't matter!! You guyz found the pair of red high heels. Very nice ones may I add!
Me- Yea!! We gotta ask Hermione where she got them!! Oh anywayz, um u guyz win!
Draco and Ron- (do dance of victory)
Tina- Ok um sit down
Draco and Ron- (still doing dance)
Me- Let me try, SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco and Ron- (whimper and sit down immediately)
Tina- Damn I gotta learn how to do that!
Me- Don't worry I gets much easier, try practicing on Snape; he's the easiest to scare.
Tina- LOL, OK, I will right now!!! (Runs while calling, "OH MR SNAPPY????")
Draco- (yelling) IT'S SNAPEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me and Ron- @_@
Draco- What???
Me and Ron- Nothing
Draco- ^_^ OK!!!
**I LUV WRITING THIS!!!! Reviews make me soooo happy!!! Anywayz I hope yall enjoyed it!! There's gunna be the pairings in about two more chapters but since it's my vacation, I can get them out in like a daily thing!!! YAY FOR ME!!!
Me- Ur not that good
Keri- Hey shut up! I could erase you if I wanted to!
Me- Bring it on!!!
Keri- I don't have time to fight with a character I made up!
Me- SOOOOOOOOO someone does own me, I knew it!!!
Keri- ::sighs:: Oh well, hey listen to the story!! IT IS SAYING ONCE AGAIN "REVIEW ME!!! REVIEW ME!!! GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHO SHOULD GO INSANE!!!"
Second episode
Me- I can't wait!!
Ron- Wait till the next episode?
Me- NOOOOOOO!! The next season of the mole!! Anderson, I LOVE YOU!!!! (Faints)
All- @_@
Me- (gets up) I tricked you! Ok you all know the drill. You're all ready for the next episode. Someone's going home tonight!!!
All- YAY!
Me- No, you see, that's bad
All- Oh, BOO!!!
Me- ::sighs:: Tina is making up the puzzle today, cuz I told her she could. Ummm, Jessy, Courtney, Sirius, and Samantha are gunna be here today! I have sooooo many friends!
Harry- Sirius isn't your friend, he's my godfather! ::sticks out tongue::
Lavender- BUNNIES!!!!
All- *_*
Me- Um anywayz. nevermind.
All- OK!
Dave walks in
Dave-Owwwwwy!! My head hurts ::sobs::
Draco- ::points at Me:: she told u
Dave- I don't care (shoots a glare)
Snape- (whimpers)
Me- ::laughs::
All- (looks)
Me- What?? Was that not supposed to be funny??
Hermione- No
Me- Oh well I thought it was. Nevermind again, Dave go take two aspirins and take a nap. Sirius can run the show for today. (Rummages through a big bag and pulls out a bottle of aspirin) and remember, ONLY TWO, NOT SIX, NOT TEN, TWO!
Dave- Ok (walks away)
Me- Ron be a dear and call Sirius.
Ron- K
Snape- Let me do it!!(Grabs cell phone and dials) Hello. (Uses fake accent) I calling for a Black Mr. Sirius. He you then??... I am Mr. Snapey!!... No I not selling insurance, no you no beat me with wand. . you go next door. you are the producer for the day. Really!!! I see you then. Oh I see you now then?... Huh?? I is not Snape!! Hello? Hello?
Courtney (who had mysteriously come to the house) Haha he hung up on you!! No one likes you, you ugly guy, GO USE SOME SHAMPOO!!!!
Snape (yanks out wand and yells)
All- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me- Not again!!
Everyone runs while Snape looks for Courtney, then Jessica walks in
Jessica- HELLO MY FAVORITE PPLZ!!!
Snape- AHHHH!!!
Jessica- hey psycho
Snape- points wand at Jessica
Jessica- Oh come on (pulls out wand and points it, errrr, downward) "dissperaita"
A burst of light comes from Jessica's wand and then.
Snape- AHHHHHH!!!! Look what you've done!!!
Jessica- ::laughs hysterically when Snape runs out of the house screaming::
Everyone finally comes out of hiding
Harry- What'd you do??
Courtney- I KNOW!! She took away his manhood!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All except Draco, Goyle, and Crabbe- ::laughs so hard they all fall on the floor::
Draco- Poor Snape!!! Goyle! Crabbe!! We haveta go find him!!!!(They all run out the door)
Prof M- Soooo, how long will it be till' you give him his manhood back??
Sirius- People!! We need to start the show like NOW!
Me- ::mumbles, bossy face::
Sirius- What?
Me- Nothing, fine.
Sirius- Ok Jack!
Jack the cameraman- We're on in 5.4.3.2.1.!!!!!
Me- (sounding bored) Hello, again, you have tuned into the Mansion, I hope you have all watched it before cuz I'm not telling you about it, so there Sirius!
Sirius- Oh come on!! Don't take my bossiness seriously! You know I love you!
Me- You were being mean to me on purpose!!! Anywayz (shoots death glare at Sirius) someone is going home tonight, meaning, someone is gunna go insane! You know its much better saying it that way, it sounds more. fun!! Right??
Staff- (nods)
Me- Ok yall know who is on this show, the Hogwarts cast of course!
Everyone comes down the stairs.
Me- Did any of those guyz come bak yet?
All- (shakes heads)
Me- Fine! They lose $10,000 gallons cuz they disobeyed my rules!!! Ok time for a game!
All- BOO!!!!!
Me- TINA!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVETA EXPALIN THE GAME!!! NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Tina runs down the stairs just as Draco, Snape, Goyle, and Crabbe walk in. Tina then, once again, trips over Draco's foot.
ME- OMG!!! Draco, even if you've done it before, it's still not very nice!! $5,000 gallons out of your pot!! Everyone go sit down!
Tina- Dang, ur gityleoeped!!
All- 0_0
Me- Hey thanx! I'll go sit now so you can explain the game!
Tina- Alrighty then! Hey can I abondon the whole, makes up words thing?
Me- Sure! It's much easier to understand u!!
Tina- COOL!! But I can still luv cheesy poofs right??
Me- A course!! U need at least one thing that makes u normal or you'll be like strange and stuff.
Dumbledore- what do ya mean normal?
ME- u know, if there's nothing wrong with u, then ur strange get it??
All- NO
Me- Oh well
Sirius- Eh hem!!
Me- Leave me alone loser!!!
Sirius- I'll leave you alone when I want to!
Ron- Maybe we could get the teams now?
Sirius- Shutup Ron!!!!
Me- Hey!! Leave Ron alone!! Ok, the teams. You're all divided into teams of two. The teams are. Ron, and Draco, Hermione and Crabbe, Goyle and Parvati, Snape and Prof. M., Harry and Dean, Dumbledore and Lavender, and Seamus is um, not playing.
All- WHAT??
Me- I told you, wait, ok so I didn't, but someone will sit out every game cuz there's an odd number of all you.
Seamus- Fine with me!!! ^_^
All- (glares)
Me- Don't do the group glare!! Next episode it will be someone different, OK??
All- Fine
Me- (gives everyone little pieces of paper) Ok what you haveta find is written on the paper, if you and your partner can retrieve it in 1 hour, you'll each get $10,000 gallons!!! Ok, READY, SET, (cell phone rings) Oh hold on.
Tina- I don't wanna wait, GO!!!!!!
Everyone runs through the house trying to find their item, Ron and Draco are upstairs in the bathroom on the 4th floor
Ron- How are we gunna find this??
Draco- Don't talk to me!! I wanted to get paired up with Snape!! What is it anyway?
Ron- We haveta find a (looks at paper) pair of red high heels, where could we find those?
Both think, then at the same time
Ron and Draco- Hermione's room!!!!
They run to Hermione's room and go into her closet where the spot a really nice pair of red glitter kitten heels.
Ron- I knew she'd have them!! I knew it!!!
Draco- Dude lets go then!!
They run.
And run.
And run.
Until they reach the bottom level, out of breath.
Me- Dammit u guyz!!! Y didn't u just use the elevator???
Both guyz- -_-
Tina- It doesn't matter!! You guyz found the pair of red high heels. Very nice ones may I add!
Me- Yea!! We gotta ask Hermione where she got them!! Oh anywayz, um u guyz win!
Draco and Ron- (do dance of victory)
Tina- Ok um sit down
Draco and Ron- (still doing dance)
Me- Let me try, SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco and Ron- (whimper and sit down immediately)
Tina- Damn I gotta learn how to do that!
Me- Don't worry I gets much easier, try practicing on Snape; he's the easiest to scare.
Tina- LOL, OK, I will right now!!! (Runs while calling, "OH MR SNAPPY????")
Draco- (yelling) IT'S SNAPEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me and Ron- @_@
Draco- What???
Me and Ron- Nothing
Draco- ^_^ OK!!!
**I LUV WRITING THIS!!!! Reviews make me soooo happy!!! Anywayz I hope yall enjoyed it!! There's gunna be the pairings in about two more chapters but since it's my vacation, I can get them out in like a daily thing!!! YAY FOR ME!!!
Me- Ur not that good
Keri- Hey shut up! I could erase you if I wanted to!
Me- Bring it on!!!
Keri- I don't have time to fight with a character I made up!
Me- SOOOOOOOOO someone does own me, I knew it!!!
Keri- ::sighs:: Oh well, hey listen to the story!! IT IS SAYING ONCE AGAIN "REVIEW ME!!! REVIEW ME!!! GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHO SHOULD GO INSANE!!!"