"Won't I get in trouble for being here?" Ron asked awkwardly standing in Pansy's room as she gracefully fell down on her large bed.
"No" she replied immediately dropping the subject. She reached over to her night stand and grabbed a sheet of parchment and a brand new quill.
"Come sit down and let's start our list of what these nerds have in common" Pansy said sitting up and crossing her legs.
"'Mione isn't a nerd" Ron said feeling the need to defend his friend as he sat down on the edge of her bed. Pansy gave him a blank stare until he turned slightly pink and shook his head.
"Ok fine she kind of is" Ron said not looking Pansy in the eye.
"well now that that's settled why don't you actually get comfortable … I promise not to bite… unless of course you want me too" Pansy said with a certain look in her eyes that made Ron blush to his toes.
"Umm I am comfort(crack)able… right here" he said taking a large gulp. He didn't want to admit it but he could see a long stretch of pansy's milky inner thigh from this angle. She situated herself so they were facing each other before picking up her parchment and quill.
"whatever… Ok I know Blaise loves to cook…drink coffee… he likes classical music … he likes to read…and well…he's shy" Pansy chanted as she scribbled down on the parchment.
She looked up at Ron expectantly. He had been unconsciously staring at her legs therefore not paying attention to anything she had been saying.
"ughm wh… what?" he asked when he realized that she had said something.
" well give me something about Granger…you're her bestfriend… tell me something se does besides schoolwork.
"Well she likes cats…um and books…I think she likes to travel… needs to know everything… and she loves chocolate " Ron said trying to think of more things he knew about Hermione.
"hmmm we could work with this for…wait did you hear that?" Pansy asked turning her head sharply toward the closed door.
"huh?" Ron replied.
"I think someone's coming here take this" Pansy said shoving the parchment and quill in his lap hidden with his crossed legs.
"wait don't give it to me! Here" he said taking the parchment and quill and shoving it in between her crossed legs frantically while she took the bottle of ink and shoved it in his legs.
Suddenly the door burst open to reveal an irritated head boy and a disturbed looking Draco Malfoy.
Everyone was too shocked to move and Ron and Pansy had still failed to realize the compromising position they were in.
"Hello Boys" Pansy said casually as though she did not have her had shoved in the forbidden area of the redheaded Gryffindor and said Gryffindor did not have his hand in her skirt.
Suddenly Ron snatched his hand from between her legs, leaving the quill and parchment behind but turning as red as possible.
Draco Malfoy gave a very undignified squeak and Blaise looked sorry that he had ever left his reading for this.
"Weasley and I were just discussing our …potions project" Pansy said slowly.
"Look Pansy… we know ok…"Blaise said sighing.
"what?!" Pansy exclaimed. Ron opted to stay quiet. How on earth did he get himself stuck in enemy territory?
"you don't need to hide it anymore and we came here to tell you that we don't care that you are dating a Gryffindor. Didn't we Draco" Blaise said turning to his friend who was starting to look a bit peaky.
Pansy shot Ron a glance before making a motion with her fingers to buckle his pants which never had been opened.
"uh thank you Blaise… for your support, we really appreciate it" Pansy said answering Ron's panicked and confused stare with a quick threatening glare as she took his large hand in her own.
Blaise elbowed Draco in the ribs.
"ugh I wont call you weasel anymore… but if you so much as think of hurting her, they wont fond your body" Draco spat before storming off.
"Right" Blaise said awkwardly before following his friend. Pansy sighed and let go of Ron's hand.
"Bloody hell what was that about?" Ron exclaimed.
"Don't you see?! This is perfect… we'll set an example that it's ok for Slytherins and Gryffindors to date! And no one will be suspicious if we spend time together." Pansy drawled manipulatively
"But we aren't dating!" Ron said. Pansy rolled her eyes in response.
" So what, we can just pretend to be dating, and then we'll just "breakup" when we're done but we can still be friends… it'll be perfect" she said reassuringly.
"uh… ok" Ron said uncertainly. He had a strange feeling about all of this but kept his mouth shut when she smiled brightly.
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