**HHHHHHHEEEEEY!!! I promise that someone will get kicked off today!! Won't
that be fun? Ok no Courtney or Jessica today (sorry girls!) There is a
twist to the voting off! ::grins evilly:: I own nothing and that's that!!**
Next episode umm 2??
Me- Hi!! :waves at camera:: You remember Tina?? Well even if you don't that's ok!! Wave Tina!!! ::Tina waves:: And over there is Draco and Ron, they finished their mission! Wave guys! ::they wave:: And that's everybody!
Sirius- What about me??
Me- I'm still mad at you!
Draco- Why??
Me- Because he was being mean to me first!
Sirius- Don't hold a grudge!
Me- ::glares::
Sirius- ::mumbles (women)::
Me- I heard that you A-hole!! You know what screw it; we have different things to do. Like.
Ron- the show by any chance??
Me- NOOO!! Tina did you see American idol? I love that cute lil red head with the really good voice? I was soooo sad when he didn't get picked!
Ron- Me?
Tina- No the other guy. He really could sing! That guy Ruben could really sing too.
Ron- Hey I can sing!
All- No don't!!
Ron- ::sings::
Tina- AHHH MY EARS!!!
Me- EEEEEEEE!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!
Ron- ALL MY LIFE, I PRAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU!! AND I THANK GOD THAT I, THAT I FINALLY FOUND YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!
In the other room
Lavender- What the barnacle is that?
Dumbledore- Why the bloody hell did u say that?
Lavender- Say what?? I didn't say anything.
Dumbledore- Nevermind. Seriously what the hell is that??
Lavender- Sounds like a baaaaaaannnnnsheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore- Lets investigate!!!
They run.
And run.
And.
Dumbledore- Lets take the elevator!!
Lavender- Okie dokie!!!!
They take the elevator (much easier as you can all imagine) then they make it downstairs (In record time!!!! ^_^)
Me- (over Ron, who is still singing) Hey you guys took the elevator!
Dumbledore- Yes, now where is the banshee?? We could hear it all the way from upstairs
Tina- Well not exactly, that's Ron singing ::points at Ron::
Dumbledore- Oh
Everyone just kinda stands there, until.
Dumbledore- WAIT!!! ::grabs Ron's arm and pulls him over to show me and Tina:: A bad sounding noise!! I got it!!
Me- Good job, Bumbledore that was in fact the thing that you and Lavender had to get!! (**Sorry for whoever I heard that from, I read it in a story, I think it was Saria Black's, but anyway, all credit for that name goes to her!**)
All- O_O
Me- Ok now we just gotta wait for the rest of em!
While everyone waits, Lavender jumps around the room hoping, and saying over and over, "Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
Me- She has gotta stop watching the Powerpuff Girls!
So it doesn't take to long for everyone to come back, everyone makes it back with their object and everyone gets $10,000
Later, like 2 hours before the elimination, the tension is on, but everyone is kinda just playin around with the cool stuff of the house
Me- ::whispers to Tina:: u wanna tell them it's dark room time? I heard u were practicing yelling at Snape.)
Tina- Yea ok!!! Hey everybody listen up!!
No one listens
Tina- Hey!!
Me- Want me to do it??
Tina- No I've got it, hey!!!!!!
No one listens
Tina- That's it!!! (She suddenly turns into like a scary monster kinda, like what a veela would turn into. But anyway, she scares the living crap out of like everybody and they are all instantly quiet) that's better! ::smiles sweetly:: It's confessional time!
All- ::groan::
Tina- Don't groan!!!
All- (all become quiet, overcome with fear)
Tina- Nothing to it!
Me- You're good! But maybe we only use that for more extreme situations, I don't think they'll be that bad, will you guys??
All- ::shake heads::
Tina- Ok then, everybody! In!!! Now!!!
They all run to their little closet confessional things, which make them very uncomfortable (Me- You could hear their complaining from a mile away!! ^_^)
Me- Soooo ::claps hands together:: lets get started! Camera guys, when you're ready!
Camera guy- Ok Hermione you're first
Hermione- Ok, the house is great and everyone is really nice and stuff but I have developed an extreme disliking for Crabbe. Just after he was my partner and almost cost the entire game because he couldn't figure out the whether to turn the doorknob left or right was just really aggravating. The way he never pays attention just annoys me, and besides he spends way too much time with Draco, he should let me have some time with the sexiest guy on the face of the earth! That's pretty much it, Bye everyone! (She steps out of the closet thing with a sigh of relief)
Me- Damn that takes long!
Tina- Yea, maybe we should cut some out
Me- HMMMMMM I dunno let's just see. Next!!
Draco- Alright, the house is ok, mine is soooo much better though. I am praying that I do not go insane; I don't think I have yet, but I will act extra normal just in case. I think on of those girls has a crush on me, I was kinda hoping it was Snape but its not. It figures that they have the crush on me, I am so perfect and hot and an all around sexy guy!!! ::smiles and walks out of the closet thingy::
All - O_O
Me- That was weird, um next?
Harry- This place is really fantastic. I'm not brown nosing or nothing, but this place is awesome, but think about it, I was locked in a cupboard under the stairs for almost all of my life, anything other than that is great! That whole Courtney and Cho thing kinda got me crazy but not literally. I'm not bouncing of the walls or nothing, yelling obscene language or talking troll. How do you talk troll anyway??
Camera guy- ::shakes head:: I dunno
Harry- Oh, well anyway that's pretty much it, Peace out all!! (gives peace sign and walks out of the closet thingy)
Me- Next!! My favorite guy!
Ron- ::blushes:: I really like it here, all the food is free, always a plus! Those girls (looks at me and Tina through the little window) really like me, it's kinda creepy, their like stalkers, lets hope they are the only ones (all 5 million obsessed Ron Weasley fans grab their pictures of him and kiss them) (camera man mumbles something) what? No I do not have a crush on any of the girls, that host girl would kill me if I did. (Looks over at me and Tina again who wave at him) Even though they creep me out, lets all pray that I don't go insane, I am in it to win it!! ::gives a charming smile and walks out of the closet thingy::
Me- I hope that was fun Ron, I love you!! Next!!
Snape- This place sux, the show sux, I hope the ratings for this show plummet to the ground.
Me- Shoot! You sound just like Simon from American Idol!
Snape-Shut up mortal!!!
Me- Hey I am a mortal thank you very much!! She's not mortal (points at Tina) She's 100% Pokemon!! Tinachu!!! ::giggles madly as Tina shoots a glare::
Snape- Yes as I was saying, the only thing good about this is that Draco is here with me. I do wish that those two big goofs Crabbe and Goyle would leave him alone. Everyone needs time alone!!! I have nothing left to say, bad day to you all watching (tries to get out of the closet thing but can't) HEY LET ME OUT!!!!
Sirius (runs off laughing hysterically at what he did)- NO!!!
Snape- Damn you to hell Black!!!
Me- ::sighs::
Sirius- Oh what now??
Me- Well, the contestants are supposed to go insane themselves, they really don't need any help, and besides, only me and the co host can torture the contestants!
Sirius- You hate me don't you!! ( pretends to start crying) No one loves me anymore!!!
Me- Don't say that!! You know what, grudge is over, you're my friend again!!
Sirius- Ok, you know I was just faking crying right??
Me- Yes
Sirius- Ok just making sure
Tina- ::sniffs:: I love happy endings!! Next!!
Parvati- Hi everybody! This house is still gorgeous, almost as nice as the one that they had in Joe Millioniare, now that was a nice house!! I'm getting kinda suspicious about the way Lavender is acting, she's not acting like my best friend anymore. It's kinda weird, hopefully she'll start acting normal again, but if she does go insane, at least I'll have been the one who called it, I am sure that the staff is betting on it. That'll wrap this up, Love ya all, see ya!!! (blows a kiss and walks out of the closet thing)
Me- LOL, tell it like it is girl! (gives high five to Parvati) Next!!
Lavender- I don't have like to much to like say, so I'll just like say it like now! Like um.. Like ummm.
Camera man- God dammit just say it already! And stop saying like!
Lavender- Like Whatever!! Like don't have a like cow! But like anyway, I heard that Parvati was like in here like trash talking me, and I am soo not like cool with like that. My bunnies would like never say anything like that about me!!! SO LIKE THERE!!!!
All- *_*
Me- ERRRRR next?
Prof M- Hiya!! You haven't really heard to much from me today! I was watching the Real World, Road Rules, battle of the sexes. I absolutely love Puck!! He is the coolest, oh geez I haveta watch that new cribs about him, but anyway back on topic! The house is great the people are great, I have no complaints to speak of, except being partnered with Snape, ladies and gentlemen that was a mistake. He is a no good ::beep:: ::beep:: ::beep:: ::beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep:: Ok?? Thanks bye!! (walks out of the closet thing)
Me- Language M, Language!!
Prof. M- Sorry!!!
Tina- Ahhhh my ears have been soiled!!! Next!!
Dumbledore- Yes Yes hello everyone! Would anyone care for a lemon drop?? No ? Well ok then. Working with that Lavender girl was quite a horror. Those words she was using! She should really not watch that much TV because I know for a fact the word barnacle is mostly used on Spongebob Squarepants! She is defiantly my bet for who goes insane first! This place is magnificent, the food is very good, and they even gave me my own big jar filled with lemon drops!!! (smiles in a goofy short of way) That is all, Good day to you! (walks out of the closet thing)
Me- Good for you Bumbledore!! Praise Spongebob!!! ::laughes:: Next!!
Goyle- Ugh, this is like boring. They make me run to much. There's not enough food fro Crabbe and me. Um that's it. (tries to get out of the closet thing but does know whether to push or pull the door open)
Me and Tina- ::dying laughing on floor because of Goyle's stupidity:: Ok. ::laughes:: Last one next! ::laughes some more::
Crabbe- This isn't too fun, I got paired up with Granger. Ewwwwww Granger germs!!! She was saying that I was dumb and.
Hermione- You are dumb you big moron!!!
Crabbe- Oh, well anyway that's it bye (gets up and actually opens the door but trips over the step on his way)
Me- ::laughes:: That was funny!! And yes praise the Lord the closet confessional things are over!!!
All- YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so the confessional closet things are done with, (**yes they did let Snape out and Goyle eventually got out**) It was time for the elimination and everyone was gathered into the living room.
Me- Ok you know what is going to happen now right? It's the. AHEM, cue the dramatic music. that's better! As I was saying, It's the elimination!!
All- ::silent::
Me- Oh great now you're all silent, but when I want you all to talk you say nothing! You should be ashamed!!
All- ::drop heads in shame::
Me- But anyway, here's how it works, we have checked over the past tapes and days very carefully and have now decided who is the most mentally unstable, or who has at least become the most mentally unstable. Tina, the results!
Tina- Yes, yes! And now we simply wait for the producers to make their decision. ( a gorilla hand with an envelope hands it through the door) Ah ha here it is, thanks King Kong!!! And the one that is going home is. LAVENDER!!
All- WE KNEW IT!!!!!!
Tina- She is now catergorized as crazy becuase of her extremely weird attraction towards bunnies!!! Mostly along the line of always talking about them!!! No more powerpuff girls for you!! Get a new hobby or go be a bunny farmer far far away!
Lavender- I wish I had my bunny!
Me- You will! Ur going home cuz your crazy!
Cho bursts through the door
Cho- Wait, take me with you!! I don't want to be beat up or thrown out anymore windows by that girl or her loser friend, or that other loser girl who never talks
Me and Tina- WHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Ron- Everyone run!! Cho has offended them!
Everyone runs while Cho stands there, apparently not caring that she is about to get her ass kicked.
Cho- You guys can't do anything!
Me- Tina, if you will
Tina once again turns into a scary monster that scares Cho, and picks up Cho and holds her by the feet.
Me- ::grabs a bat:: PINATA!!!!
Everyone comes running out with bats and starts wacking Cho with them
Draco- Where's the candy???
Harry- This piñata's a dud throw it away!!
Tina tosses Cho out the window and into a trash can which is then picked up by a garbage truck. Cho is thrown into the truck, and Lavender comes out and jumps into the truck too.
Lavender- Do you think there will be bunnies there????
Cho- I hope so!!! Maybe the bogger man lives there!! I need a new boyfriend!!
Lavender- Maybe gravy!!! (the truck drives away, but then is heard hitting a tree)
Me- And that is the last you all will be hearing from those two!!
All- Thank God!!!
Me- What should we do now?? (It was about 6 in the morning)
All- GO TO SLEEP!!!
Tina- How did it get so late??
Me- I dunno, the author's mind works in weird ways.
Author- YES :: in a very superior voice:: VERY WEIRD INDEED!!!!
Me- Ok that was weird but I kinda don't want to sleep. HMMMMMM how about we.
All- DANCE!!!
Me and Tina- ^_^ Lets dance!!!! (everyone dances, and they both turn to the camera)
Tina- Well we hope you had fun today.
Me- Cuz we sure did!! Make sure to check us out next time on everyone favorite show.
All- (turn towards camera) THE MANSION!!! (all start dancing again)
***There you have it!! Lavender and Cho are gone! I bet you didn't see that coming!! Did you?? I thought so! HAHA!! I need votes for the next person, so please take some time and spare some pity on lil old me and review my story!! PLEASE!!! I hope it was funny enough (tries to bit nails but there's nothing left) Dammit! Be kind, please Review!! ^_^***
Next episode umm 2??
Me- Hi!! :waves at camera:: You remember Tina?? Well even if you don't that's ok!! Wave Tina!!! ::Tina waves:: And over there is Draco and Ron, they finished their mission! Wave guys! ::they wave:: And that's everybody!
Sirius- What about me??
Me- I'm still mad at you!
Draco- Why??
Me- Because he was being mean to me first!
Sirius- Don't hold a grudge!
Me- ::glares::
Sirius- ::mumbles (women)::
Me- I heard that you A-hole!! You know what screw it; we have different things to do. Like.
Ron- the show by any chance??
Me- NOOO!! Tina did you see American idol? I love that cute lil red head with the really good voice? I was soooo sad when he didn't get picked!
Ron- Me?
Tina- No the other guy. He really could sing! That guy Ruben could really sing too.
Ron- Hey I can sing!
All- No don't!!
Ron- ::sings::
Tina- AHHH MY EARS!!!
Me- EEEEEEEE!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!
Ron- ALL MY LIFE, I PRAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU!! AND I THANK GOD THAT I, THAT I FINALLY FOUND YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!
In the other room
Lavender- What the barnacle is that?
Dumbledore- Why the bloody hell did u say that?
Lavender- Say what?? I didn't say anything.
Dumbledore- Nevermind. Seriously what the hell is that??
Lavender- Sounds like a baaaaaaannnnnsheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore- Lets investigate!!!
They run.
And run.
And.
Dumbledore- Lets take the elevator!!
Lavender- Okie dokie!!!!
They take the elevator (much easier as you can all imagine) then they make it downstairs (In record time!!!! ^_^)
Me- (over Ron, who is still singing) Hey you guys took the elevator!
Dumbledore- Yes, now where is the banshee?? We could hear it all the way from upstairs
Tina- Well not exactly, that's Ron singing ::points at Ron::
Dumbledore- Oh
Everyone just kinda stands there, until.
Dumbledore- WAIT!!! ::grabs Ron's arm and pulls him over to show me and Tina:: A bad sounding noise!! I got it!!
Me- Good job, Bumbledore that was in fact the thing that you and Lavender had to get!! (**Sorry for whoever I heard that from, I read it in a story, I think it was Saria Black's, but anyway, all credit for that name goes to her!**)
All- O_O
Me- Ok now we just gotta wait for the rest of em!
While everyone waits, Lavender jumps around the room hoping, and saying over and over, "Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
Me- She has gotta stop watching the Powerpuff Girls!
So it doesn't take to long for everyone to come back, everyone makes it back with their object and everyone gets $10,000
Later, like 2 hours before the elimination, the tension is on, but everyone is kinda just playin around with the cool stuff of the house
Me- ::whispers to Tina:: u wanna tell them it's dark room time? I heard u were practicing yelling at Snape.)
Tina- Yea ok!!! Hey everybody listen up!!
No one listens
Tina- Hey!!
Me- Want me to do it??
Tina- No I've got it, hey!!!!!!
No one listens
Tina- That's it!!! (She suddenly turns into like a scary monster kinda, like what a veela would turn into. But anyway, she scares the living crap out of like everybody and they are all instantly quiet) that's better! ::smiles sweetly:: It's confessional time!
All- ::groan::
Tina- Don't groan!!!
All- (all become quiet, overcome with fear)
Tina- Nothing to it!
Me- You're good! But maybe we only use that for more extreme situations, I don't think they'll be that bad, will you guys??
All- ::shake heads::
Tina- Ok then, everybody! In!!! Now!!!
They all run to their little closet confessional things, which make them very uncomfortable (Me- You could hear their complaining from a mile away!! ^_^)
Me- Soooo ::claps hands together:: lets get started! Camera guys, when you're ready!
Camera guy- Ok Hermione you're first
Hermione- Ok, the house is great and everyone is really nice and stuff but I have developed an extreme disliking for Crabbe. Just after he was my partner and almost cost the entire game because he couldn't figure out the whether to turn the doorknob left or right was just really aggravating. The way he never pays attention just annoys me, and besides he spends way too much time with Draco, he should let me have some time with the sexiest guy on the face of the earth! That's pretty much it, Bye everyone! (She steps out of the closet thing with a sigh of relief)
Me- Damn that takes long!
Tina- Yea, maybe we should cut some out
Me- HMMMMMM I dunno let's just see. Next!!
Draco- Alright, the house is ok, mine is soooo much better though. I am praying that I do not go insane; I don't think I have yet, but I will act extra normal just in case. I think on of those girls has a crush on me, I was kinda hoping it was Snape but its not. It figures that they have the crush on me, I am so perfect and hot and an all around sexy guy!!! ::smiles and walks out of the closet thingy::
All - O_O
Me- That was weird, um next?
Harry- This place is really fantastic. I'm not brown nosing or nothing, but this place is awesome, but think about it, I was locked in a cupboard under the stairs for almost all of my life, anything other than that is great! That whole Courtney and Cho thing kinda got me crazy but not literally. I'm not bouncing of the walls or nothing, yelling obscene language or talking troll. How do you talk troll anyway??
Camera guy- ::shakes head:: I dunno
Harry- Oh, well anyway that's pretty much it, Peace out all!! (gives peace sign and walks out of the closet thingy)
Me- Next!! My favorite guy!
Ron- ::blushes:: I really like it here, all the food is free, always a plus! Those girls (looks at me and Tina through the little window) really like me, it's kinda creepy, their like stalkers, lets hope they are the only ones (all 5 million obsessed Ron Weasley fans grab their pictures of him and kiss them) (camera man mumbles something) what? No I do not have a crush on any of the girls, that host girl would kill me if I did. (Looks over at me and Tina again who wave at him) Even though they creep me out, lets all pray that I don't go insane, I am in it to win it!! ::gives a charming smile and walks out of the closet thingy::
Me- I hope that was fun Ron, I love you!! Next!!
Snape- This place sux, the show sux, I hope the ratings for this show plummet to the ground.
Me- Shoot! You sound just like Simon from American Idol!
Snape-Shut up mortal!!!
Me- Hey I am a mortal thank you very much!! She's not mortal (points at Tina) She's 100% Pokemon!! Tinachu!!! ::giggles madly as Tina shoots a glare::
Snape- Yes as I was saying, the only thing good about this is that Draco is here with me. I do wish that those two big goofs Crabbe and Goyle would leave him alone. Everyone needs time alone!!! I have nothing left to say, bad day to you all watching (tries to get out of the closet thing but can't) HEY LET ME OUT!!!!
Sirius (runs off laughing hysterically at what he did)- NO!!!
Snape- Damn you to hell Black!!!
Me- ::sighs::
Sirius- Oh what now??
Me- Well, the contestants are supposed to go insane themselves, they really don't need any help, and besides, only me and the co host can torture the contestants!
Sirius- You hate me don't you!! ( pretends to start crying) No one loves me anymore!!!
Me- Don't say that!! You know what, grudge is over, you're my friend again!!
Sirius- Ok, you know I was just faking crying right??
Me- Yes
Sirius- Ok just making sure
Tina- ::sniffs:: I love happy endings!! Next!!
Parvati- Hi everybody! This house is still gorgeous, almost as nice as the one that they had in Joe Millioniare, now that was a nice house!! I'm getting kinda suspicious about the way Lavender is acting, she's not acting like my best friend anymore. It's kinda weird, hopefully she'll start acting normal again, but if she does go insane, at least I'll have been the one who called it, I am sure that the staff is betting on it. That'll wrap this up, Love ya all, see ya!!! (blows a kiss and walks out of the closet thing)
Me- LOL, tell it like it is girl! (gives high five to Parvati) Next!!
Lavender- I don't have like to much to like say, so I'll just like say it like now! Like um.. Like ummm.
Camera man- God dammit just say it already! And stop saying like!
Lavender- Like Whatever!! Like don't have a like cow! But like anyway, I heard that Parvati was like in here like trash talking me, and I am soo not like cool with like that. My bunnies would like never say anything like that about me!!! SO LIKE THERE!!!!
All- *_*
Me- ERRRRR next?
Prof M- Hiya!! You haven't really heard to much from me today! I was watching the Real World, Road Rules, battle of the sexes. I absolutely love Puck!! He is the coolest, oh geez I haveta watch that new cribs about him, but anyway back on topic! The house is great the people are great, I have no complaints to speak of, except being partnered with Snape, ladies and gentlemen that was a mistake. He is a no good ::beep:: ::beep:: ::beep:: ::beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep:: Ok?? Thanks bye!! (walks out of the closet thing)
Me- Language M, Language!!
Prof. M- Sorry!!!
Tina- Ahhhh my ears have been soiled!!! Next!!
Dumbledore- Yes Yes hello everyone! Would anyone care for a lemon drop?? No ? Well ok then. Working with that Lavender girl was quite a horror. Those words she was using! She should really not watch that much TV because I know for a fact the word barnacle is mostly used on Spongebob Squarepants! She is defiantly my bet for who goes insane first! This place is magnificent, the food is very good, and they even gave me my own big jar filled with lemon drops!!! (smiles in a goofy short of way) That is all, Good day to you! (walks out of the closet thing)
Me- Good for you Bumbledore!! Praise Spongebob!!! ::laughes:: Next!!
Goyle- Ugh, this is like boring. They make me run to much. There's not enough food fro Crabbe and me. Um that's it. (tries to get out of the closet thing but does know whether to push or pull the door open)
Me and Tina- ::dying laughing on floor because of Goyle's stupidity:: Ok. ::laughes:: Last one next! ::laughes some more::
Crabbe- This isn't too fun, I got paired up with Granger. Ewwwwww Granger germs!!! She was saying that I was dumb and.
Hermione- You are dumb you big moron!!!
Crabbe- Oh, well anyway that's it bye (gets up and actually opens the door but trips over the step on his way)
Me- ::laughes:: That was funny!! And yes praise the Lord the closet confessional things are over!!!
All- YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so the confessional closet things are done with, (**yes they did let Snape out and Goyle eventually got out**) It was time for the elimination and everyone was gathered into the living room.
Me- Ok you know what is going to happen now right? It's the. AHEM, cue the dramatic music. that's better! As I was saying, It's the elimination!!
All- ::silent::
Me- Oh great now you're all silent, but when I want you all to talk you say nothing! You should be ashamed!!
All- ::drop heads in shame::
Me- But anyway, here's how it works, we have checked over the past tapes and days very carefully and have now decided who is the most mentally unstable, or who has at least become the most mentally unstable. Tina, the results!
Tina- Yes, yes! And now we simply wait for the producers to make their decision. ( a gorilla hand with an envelope hands it through the door) Ah ha here it is, thanks King Kong!!! And the one that is going home is. LAVENDER!!
All- WE KNEW IT!!!!!!
Tina- She is now catergorized as crazy becuase of her extremely weird attraction towards bunnies!!! Mostly along the line of always talking about them!!! No more powerpuff girls for you!! Get a new hobby or go be a bunny farmer far far away!
Lavender- I wish I had my bunny!
Me- You will! Ur going home cuz your crazy!
Cho bursts through the door
Cho- Wait, take me with you!! I don't want to be beat up or thrown out anymore windows by that girl or her loser friend, or that other loser girl who never talks
Me and Tina- WHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Ron- Everyone run!! Cho has offended them!
Everyone runs while Cho stands there, apparently not caring that she is about to get her ass kicked.
Cho- You guys can't do anything!
Me- Tina, if you will
Tina once again turns into a scary monster that scares Cho, and picks up Cho and holds her by the feet.
Me- ::grabs a bat:: PINATA!!!!
Everyone comes running out with bats and starts wacking Cho with them
Draco- Where's the candy???
Harry- This piñata's a dud throw it away!!
Tina tosses Cho out the window and into a trash can which is then picked up by a garbage truck. Cho is thrown into the truck, and Lavender comes out and jumps into the truck too.
Lavender- Do you think there will be bunnies there????
Cho- I hope so!!! Maybe the bogger man lives there!! I need a new boyfriend!!
Lavender- Maybe gravy!!! (the truck drives away, but then is heard hitting a tree)
Me- And that is the last you all will be hearing from those two!!
All- Thank God!!!
Me- What should we do now?? (It was about 6 in the morning)
All- GO TO SLEEP!!!
Tina- How did it get so late??
Me- I dunno, the author's mind works in weird ways.
Author- YES :: in a very superior voice:: VERY WEIRD INDEED!!!!
Me- Ok that was weird but I kinda don't want to sleep. HMMMMMM how about we.
All- DANCE!!!
Me and Tina- ^_^ Lets dance!!!! (everyone dances, and they both turn to the camera)
Tina- Well we hope you had fun today.
Me- Cuz we sure did!! Make sure to check us out next time on everyone favorite show.
All- (turn towards camera) THE MANSION!!! (all start dancing again)
***There you have it!! Lavender and Cho are gone! I bet you didn't see that coming!! Did you?? I thought so! HAHA!! I need votes for the next person, so please take some time and spare some pity on lil old me and review my story!! PLEASE!!! I hope it was funny enough (tries to bit nails but there's nothing left) Dammit! Be kind, please Review!! ^_^***