*** Sugar rush!!!!!!!! It's like 11:00at night and I am hyper!!! Very,
very, very, very hyper! I decided to write a new chapter for every story I
have, just to keep all my fans happy!! I KNOW YOU ARE ALL OUT THERE!!! LOL,
so anyway I own nothing, and I probably never will, how sad is that??? Well
enough about my sad forsaken life, on with the story!!!!***
Chapter Eight!! ::dramatic music:: (*** Note.Just a normal day, well not normal, but a usual day in the house of nut cases!!***)
Me- Tina!! Tina!! Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!! Idol!! American!! MUST WATCH IT!!! (Runs down steps but falls)
All- ::laugh::
Me- Don't laugh at me!!! ::fake sobs:: WHY MUST YOU LAUGH AT MY MISTAKES!!!
Snape- You always laugh at us, so we should have the right to laugh at you as well!
Me- ::fake sobs stop:: You see that's the thing, I am the host, I am your master!! Except for the author, I am the one that can make you go insane, or not! But mostly likely I will!
Harry- Seems logical
Me- Yes, boy-who-is-still-living-after-all-this-time!!
Harry- ::glares::
Me- What?? It was a compliment!! Hey wait movie line!! New quick quiz! What movie did that quote come from!!
Tina- Me!!! I know!! I do!! I know I know!!! Pick me!!
Ron and Seamus point at each other, Dean whistles and looks up at the ceiling, Hermione hides behind the book she is reading, and everyone else just pretends not to be listening, but Crabbe and Goyle weren't listening to begin with.
Me- Oh Come on!! ::sighs:: Fine, Tina what is the answer?
Tina- The movie line is form Shrek!!
Me- Right on Tinachu!!
Tina- ::glares::
Me- Geez if looks could kill I'd be dead on the floor in 5 seconds.
All- ::hide with fear from the last encounter with Tina, and lets not forget the whole Cho as the piñata thing::
Sirius- I love that!!
Me- Me too! When people are fearful of us it is the coolest!! So got anything planned for today???
Sirius- Nah can't think of anything at the moment. HMMMMMMM, let me think ::paces, paces some more:: I got it!!!!! We can just explore the house, I'm sure there are some rooms we haven't seen yet!
All- COOL UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!
::Me and Tina look at each other::- RIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTTT
Sirius- Yes what the director says goes and as you can see (points to name tag on his shirt that says "HELLO MY NAME IS SIRIUS AND I AM THE DIRECTOR!") what I say goes!
Me- Ok, no need to go all crazy about it, let's go!!!
Everyone gets up, and before they go up the million flights of stairs
Me- The elevator!!! Let's take the elevator!!
All- Yay elevator!!
So the all take the elevator at once, (yes it was a very big one) and go to the highest floor in the mansion (well at least besides the roof) and they all kinda run in different directions.
Hermione (in a room filled with gorgeous old clothes and shoes) - It's heaven!!
Parvati- All it needs is Brad Pitt!!
Prof. M- and a TV with every single show on MTV possible!
Hermione- Ummmmm, yea that too!
In the room next to them, Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, and Prof. Dumbledore
Prof. Dumbledore- Wow
Ron- Wow is an understatement
The have stumbled into a Quidditch infested room. Everything from a million different broomsticks, to old trophies, to pictures, everything else that has ever been associated with Quidditch was in that room.
Harry- Look at these brooms, their ancient
Prof. Dumbledore- A mop broomstick? They stopped making these in the 1860s!!
Boyz- It's heaven on earth!!
Dean- All it needs is Carmen Electra!
Other boyz- Yea, (look at each other in confusion) right
In another room all the way at the end of the hall, Draco, Snape, Crabbe, and Goyle are looking through old boxes of books. Their apparently trying to find curses that would make them automatically win.
Draco- We have the worst luck in the world!
Crabbe- Not true
A piece of plaster falls of the ceiling and hits Snape in the head
Snape- Oh yea it's true. We need to cheat!!
Author- CHEATING IS BAD!! YOU MUSTN'T CHEAT!!
Snape- Yes we will!! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah!! (Draco sticks his tongue out at the ceiling thinking that's were the voice is coming from)
Author- OH YEA!!
Author makes a piece of plaster fall on Draco's tongue.
Draco- Ewww gross!! Your looks suck!!
Author- WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU SUCK!!
Back in the living room at the top floor
Me- They all run kinda fast when they want something, notice that?
Tina- Yea, but actually a lot of people are like that
Me- Ok Miss Encyclopedia/dictionary/atlas/history book/every reference book known to man!
Tina- ::sighs:: seriously it's true; I bet you're like it to!
Me- No way!!
Tina- Ok, we'll see. What if I told you that Clay was in the next room, getting ready to sing to you and confess his love for you?
Me- Wait but isn't Clay gay?
Tina- Pretend he's not!
Me- ::runs really, really fast:: CLAY!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
Draco (from room down the hall) - What's all the yelling about???
Me- (knocks Draco on the floor) CLAY, in next room, must go!!!!
All people come into the hall to see what all the yelling is about
Dean (turns to Tina) - have you been lying to her again to test your theory?
Tina- No!! (Looks at Dean) ok yes
Sirius- Dammit Tina!! You know what will happen now!! She's gunna go into one of those crying fits she has!
All- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Cover their ears)
Sirius- We gotta stop her before. (Gets cut off)
Me- CLAY WHERE ARE YOU!!!! ::sobs:: HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!!
Tina- O_O
Sirius- No, no, he just hadta leave! You know being an American Idol and all! (Nudges Ron to say something)
Ron- Yea, he said that he felt really bad about leaving!
Me- ::sniffs:: Ok if Ron said so. I wanna go cook something! Let's go!!
They all take the elevator
All- Still yay elevator!!
In the kitchen
Harry- so what do ya wanna make??
Seamus- Steak??
Me- (shakes head)
Hermione- Sandwiches?
Me- (thinks) Later, not now!
Ron- Chocolate frogs?
Me- (shakes head)
Snape- Then what dammit?
Me- I wanna make rice krispes!!
All Hogwarts people- Rice whats??
Tina- Rice Krispes is a simple concoction of the cereal Rice Krispes, marshmallows, and a small amount of butter.
All Hogwarts people- Ohhhhhhhhhh
Me- Ya! (Seeming in a happier mode) No need for baking, all ya need is a microwave, and their low in fat!!!
Girls- Yay for low in fat!!!!
Me- Ya and the guys can decorate theirs with chocolate and stuff to make them more junk food like.
Boyz- Yay chocolate and stuff!!!
Sirius- Well don't just stand there lets start our group activity!!
All- YAY!!
So everyone starts, since there is a limited amount of stuff, but they don't make too much. Only about one shape per person.
Me- This TV station is so cheap, we can't even get enough supplies for the contestants!!
Sirius- Don't dis the station girlfriend!!
Me- I don't care! Can we eat them now?!?!?!?!?!?
All- No!!!
Me- BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
After the Rice Krispes are made, everyone starts cutting them in out in their own designs and starts decorating them. When they are finished, everyone lays them out on a tray for everyone else to admire. There's a heart, a book, a big R, a snake, another snake, and another snake, and another snake, a lighting bolt, a dog thing, a somewhat cartoon character, a shamrock, and a soccer ball.
Seamus- Wow these came out good!
Me- Can we eat them now????
All- Yes!!
Everyone takes the one they made and starts eating them.
Snape- (starts running around the house) ARGH MY TONGUE!! IT BURNS!!!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU PUT IN IT????
Sirius- ::giggles menacingly::
Prof. M- What did you do now Black?
Sirius- Nothing!! ::laughs some more::
Me- Ohhhhhhh I KNOW I KNOW!!! He.
Sirius- No!!! Don't be a tattletale!!
Me- ::sticks tongue out:: I don't care I'll tell anyway!!! He put jalapeño peppers in Snape's marshmallows!! Snape apparently didn't care that the marshmallows had a reddish tint to them. He said he though they were pretty. What a loser!
Snape runs back into the kitchen, practically on the floor out of breath.
Tina- (gives one of those looks that tells you that you should feel bad and do the right thing)
Me- Oh fine!!!! ::grabs class and pours a lot of milk in it:: Here drink this!!
Snape- (while still on the floor, inhales the entire glass in one breath)
Sirius- Why are you being nice to him??
Tina- Guilty conscience will always get you!
Me- (mumbles ::damn conscience, ruins everything:: )
All- (looks at her)
Me- (smiles contently) just kidding!! OMG, I loved those infomercials they were the funniest, but I never liked Candid Camera, isn't that weird!!
Tina- I like Candid Camera!! It's funny how people get tricked!
Me- It won't be so funny when they trick you!!
Tina- ::shudders at then thought of the embarrassment::
Me- Hey!!! (Looks around) Where did everyone go?
Tina- (looks around also) they abandoned us!!
Both- ::start fake crying, but then stop::
Tina- This is dumb, they couldn't have gone far! Maybe they went to the library?
Me- Tina think about it, me and you are the only ones we know who go to the library!! Sirius has never even stepped foot in one!! Even when he was in Hogwarts he rarely went in!!!!
Tina- Yea your right! So you wanna go find em?
Me- Yea might as well!
Both leave the room and start to look. Meanwhile all the contestants (and Sirius) are in the room with all the cameras that lets you see everything in every room.
Harry- Place your bets!! How long will it take them to find us??
Ron- 2 hours!
Parvati- 15 minutes!
Hermione- I think they're smart enough, I agree with Parvati 15 minutes!!
Seamus- Nah they don't seem like the smart type, an hour at least.
Harry- I think that Tina will lose Keri and find her way back in about 15 minutes but Keri will take at least and hour.
Dean- (thinks) Yea I agree with Harry on this one. What do ya think grand ole master Sirius?
Sirius- Haha, but I'm not betting on their arrival. All I care about is that they actually make it here.
Harry- You think Tina will get here first.
Sirius- Yea that's about right, hey look, there they are! They're still looking around for they rest of the peoples. Both seem to be getting kind of aggravated.
Downstairs
Me- AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! (Throws shoe at the wall) I can't believe these contestants!!
Tina- It's probably just a harmless prank.
Me- (hold other shoe at Tina menacingly) Hey don't side with them on this!
Tina- Your still mad about the whole Clay thing aren't you?
Me- (looks at floor sadly) yea, can I throw the shoe now?
Tina- Go ahead just not at me.
Me- OK, but you know I should throw the shoe at you considering that was your fault!!! (Throws shoe at wall and leaves a hole) Ummmmmmmm, do you think that will come out of my paycheck??
Tina- Let's hope not, you paycheck's not that big anyway.
Dave (who's sitting on a couch refusing to go back to work until he feels better) Hey we are not that cheap here!!
Me- You couldn't even provide enough stuff for the contestants!!
Dave- Well.err...um. No Comment!!!!
Me- Likely excuse!!!!
Tina- Keri this is no time to argue with the producer!! We have to find the contestants or we won't get enough viewers watching the show and we will have to go off the air!
Me- HaHa!! Dave will be unemployed!!!!
Dave- You will too!!
Me- Ah, that's where your wrong. I could easily be a model!!
Tina- No you couldn't
Me- Yea you're right (looks at floor) so let's go find the contestants and Siriu. (Goes blank)
Tina- What??
Me- I know this was all Sirius's idea!!! I'm gunna get him for this!!! Let's go find them!!
The two run up the stairs, and speaking of upstairs.
Sirius- Dammit! I knew she would know it was me!
Draco- She knows you oh too well.
Hermione- She's gunna beat you up!
Harry- She's gunna sick Tina on you!
Sirius- ::whimpers::
All- ::laughs hysterically::
Ron- I really don't think she'll beat you up.
Sirius- Thank you Ron!
Ron- I just think that she'll never talk to you again!
Sirius- ARGH!!!! Wait did you hear that?
All- ::listens closely::
Sirius- ::gasps::
Hermione- Guess who's here!!
The door bursts open and..
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Chapter Eight!! ::dramatic music:: (*** Note.Just a normal day, well not normal, but a usual day in the house of nut cases!!***)
Me- Tina!! Tina!! Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!! Idol!! American!! MUST WATCH IT!!! (Runs down steps but falls)
All- ::laugh::
Me- Don't laugh at me!!! ::fake sobs:: WHY MUST YOU LAUGH AT MY MISTAKES!!!
Snape- You always laugh at us, so we should have the right to laugh at you as well!
Me- ::fake sobs stop:: You see that's the thing, I am the host, I am your master!! Except for the author, I am the one that can make you go insane, or not! But mostly likely I will!
Harry- Seems logical
Me- Yes, boy-who-is-still-living-after-all-this-time!!
Harry- ::glares::
Me- What?? It was a compliment!! Hey wait movie line!! New quick quiz! What movie did that quote come from!!
Tina- Me!!! I know!! I do!! I know I know!!! Pick me!!
Ron and Seamus point at each other, Dean whistles and looks up at the ceiling, Hermione hides behind the book she is reading, and everyone else just pretends not to be listening, but Crabbe and Goyle weren't listening to begin with.
Me- Oh Come on!! ::sighs:: Fine, Tina what is the answer?
Tina- The movie line is form Shrek!!
Me- Right on Tinachu!!
Tina- ::glares::
Me- Geez if looks could kill I'd be dead on the floor in 5 seconds.
All- ::hide with fear from the last encounter with Tina, and lets not forget the whole Cho as the piñata thing::
Sirius- I love that!!
Me- Me too! When people are fearful of us it is the coolest!! So got anything planned for today???
Sirius- Nah can't think of anything at the moment. HMMMMMMM, let me think ::paces, paces some more:: I got it!!!!! We can just explore the house, I'm sure there are some rooms we haven't seen yet!
All- COOL UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!
::Me and Tina look at each other::- RIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTTT
Sirius- Yes what the director says goes and as you can see (points to name tag on his shirt that says "HELLO MY NAME IS SIRIUS AND I AM THE DIRECTOR!") what I say goes!
Me- Ok, no need to go all crazy about it, let's go!!!
Everyone gets up, and before they go up the million flights of stairs
Me- The elevator!!! Let's take the elevator!!
All- Yay elevator!!
So the all take the elevator at once, (yes it was a very big one) and go to the highest floor in the mansion (well at least besides the roof) and they all kinda run in different directions.
Hermione (in a room filled with gorgeous old clothes and shoes) - It's heaven!!
Parvati- All it needs is Brad Pitt!!
Prof. M- and a TV with every single show on MTV possible!
Hermione- Ummmmm, yea that too!
In the room next to them, Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, and Prof. Dumbledore
Prof. Dumbledore- Wow
Ron- Wow is an understatement
The have stumbled into a Quidditch infested room. Everything from a million different broomsticks, to old trophies, to pictures, everything else that has ever been associated with Quidditch was in that room.
Harry- Look at these brooms, their ancient
Prof. Dumbledore- A mop broomstick? They stopped making these in the 1860s!!
Boyz- It's heaven on earth!!
Dean- All it needs is Carmen Electra!
Other boyz- Yea, (look at each other in confusion) right
In another room all the way at the end of the hall, Draco, Snape, Crabbe, and Goyle are looking through old boxes of books. Their apparently trying to find curses that would make them automatically win.
Draco- We have the worst luck in the world!
Crabbe- Not true
A piece of plaster falls of the ceiling and hits Snape in the head
Snape- Oh yea it's true. We need to cheat!!
Author- CHEATING IS BAD!! YOU MUSTN'T CHEAT!!
Snape- Yes we will!! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah!! (Draco sticks his tongue out at the ceiling thinking that's were the voice is coming from)
Author- OH YEA!!
Author makes a piece of plaster fall on Draco's tongue.
Draco- Ewww gross!! Your looks suck!!
Author- WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU SUCK!!
Back in the living room at the top floor
Me- They all run kinda fast when they want something, notice that?
Tina- Yea, but actually a lot of people are like that
Me- Ok Miss Encyclopedia/dictionary/atlas/history book/every reference book known to man!
Tina- ::sighs:: seriously it's true; I bet you're like it to!
Me- No way!!
Tina- Ok, we'll see. What if I told you that Clay was in the next room, getting ready to sing to you and confess his love for you?
Me- Wait but isn't Clay gay?
Tina- Pretend he's not!
Me- ::runs really, really fast:: CLAY!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
Draco (from room down the hall) - What's all the yelling about???
Me- (knocks Draco on the floor) CLAY, in next room, must go!!!!
All people come into the hall to see what all the yelling is about
Dean (turns to Tina) - have you been lying to her again to test your theory?
Tina- No!! (Looks at Dean) ok yes
Sirius- Dammit Tina!! You know what will happen now!! She's gunna go into one of those crying fits she has!
All- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Cover their ears)
Sirius- We gotta stop her before. (Gets cut off)
Me- CLAY WHERE ARE YOU!!!! ::sobs:: HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!!
Tina- O_O
Sirius- No, no, he just hadta leave! You know being an American Idol and all! (Nudges Ron to say something)
Ron- Yea, he said that he felt really bad about leaving!
Me- ::sniffs:: Ok if Ron said so. I wanna go cook something! Let's go!!
They all take the elevator
All- Still yay elevator!!
In the kitchen
Harry- so what do ya wanna make??
Seamus- Steak??
Me- (shakes head)
Hermione- Sandwiches?
Me- (thinks) Later, not now!
Ron- Chocolate frogs?
Me- (shakes head)
Snape- Then what dammit?
Me- I wanna make rice krispes!!
All Hogwarts people- Rice whats??
Tina- Rice Krispes is a simple concoction of the cereal Rice Krispes, marshmallows, and a small amount of butter.
All Hogwarts people- Ohhhhhhhhhh
Me- Ya! (Seeming in a happier mode) No need for baking, all ya need is a microwave, and their low in fat!!!
Girls- Yay for low in fat!!!!
Me- Ya and the guys can decorate theirs with chocolate and stuff to make them more junk food like.
Boyz- Yay chocolate and stuff!!!
Sirius- Well don't just stand there lets start our group activity!!
All- YAY!!
So everyone starts, since there is a limited amount of stuff, but they don't make too much. Only about one shape per person.
Me- This TV station is so cheap, we can't even get enough supplies for the contestants!!
Sirius- Don't dis the station girlfriend!!
Me- I don't care! Can we eat them now?!?!?!?!?!?
All- No!!!
Me- BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
After the Rice Krispes are made, everyone starts cutting them in out in their own designs and starts decorating them. When they are finished, everyone lays them out on a tray for everyone else to admire. There's a heart, a book, a big R, a snake, another snake, and another snake, and another snake, a lighting bolt, a dog thing, a somewhat cartoon character, a shamrock, and a soccer ball.
Seamus- Wow these came out good!
Me- Can we eat them now????
All- Yes!!
Everyone takes the one they made and starts eating them.
Snape- (starts running around the house) ARGH MY TONGUE!! IT BURNS!!!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU PUT IN IT????
Sirius- ::giggles menacingly::
Prof. M- What did you do now Black?
Sirius- Nothing!! ::laughs some more::
Me- Ohhhhhhh I KNOW I KNOW!!! He.
Sirius- No!!! Don't be a tattletale!!
Me- ::sticks tongue out:: I don't care I'll tell anyway!!! He put jalapeño peppers in Snape's marshmallows!! Snape apparently didn't care that the marshmallows had a reddish tint to them. He said he though they were pretty. What a loser!
Snape runs back into the kitchen, practically on the floor out of breath.
Tina- (gives one of those looks that tells you that you should feel bad and do the right thing)
Me- Oh fine!!!! ::grabs class and pours a lot of milk in it:: Here drink this!!
Snape- (while still on the floor, inhales the entire glass in one breath)
Sirius- Why are you being nice to him??
Tina- Guilty conscience will always get you!
Me- (mumbles ::damn conscience, ruins everything:: )
All- (looks at her)
Me- (smiles contently) just kidding!! OMG, I loved those infomercials they were the funniest, but I never liked Candid Camera, isn't that weird!!
Tina- I like Candid Camera!! It's funny how people get tricked!
Me- It won't be so funny when they trick you!!
Tina- ::shudders at then thought of the embarrassment::
Me- Hey!!! (Looks around) Where did everyone go?
Tina- (looks around also) they abandoned us!!
Both- ::start fake crying, but then stop::
Tina- This is dumb, they couldn't have gone far! Maybe they went to the library?
Me- Tina think about it, me and you are the only ones we know who go to the library!! Sirius has never even stepped foot in one!! Even when he was in Hogwarts he rarely went in!!!!
Tina- Yea your right! So you wanna go find em?
Me- Yea might as well!
Both leave the room and start to look. Meanwhile all the contestants (and Sirius) are in the room with all the cameras that lets you see everything in every room.
Harry- Place your bets!! How long will it take them to find us??
Ron- 2 hours!
Parvati- 15 minutes!
Hermione- I think they're smart enough, I agree with Parvati 15 minutes!!
Seamus- Nah they don't seem like the smart type, an hour at least.
Harry- I think that Tina will lose Keri and find her way back in about 15 minutes but Keri will take at least and hour.
Dean- (thinks) Yea I agree with Harry on this one. What do ya think grand ole master Sirius?
Sirius- Haha, but I'm not betting on their arrival. All I care about is that they actually make it here.
Harry- You think Tina will get here first.
Sirius- Yea that's about right, hey look, there they are! They're still looking around for they rest of the peoples. Both seem to be getting kind of aggravated.
Downstairs
Me- AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! (Throws shoe at the wall) I can't believe these contestants!!
Tina- It's probably just a harmless prank.
Me- (hold other shoe at Tina menacingly) Hey don't side with them on this!
Tina- Your still mad about the whole Clay thing aren't you?
Me- (looks at floor sadly) yea, can I throw the shoe now?
Tina- Go ahead just not at me.
Me- OK, but you know I should throw the shoe at you considering that was your fault!!! (Throws shoe at wall and leaves a hole) Ummmmmmmm, do you think that will come out of my paycheck??
Tina- Let's hope not, you paycheck's not that big anyway.
Dave (who's sitting on a couch refusing to go back to work until he feels better) Hey we are not that cheap here!!
Me- You couldn't even provide enough stuff for the contestants!!
Dave- Well.err...um. No Comment!!!!
Me- Likely excuse!!!!
Tina- Keri this is no time to argue with the producer!! We have to find the contestants or we won't get enough viewers watching the show and we will have to go off the air!
Me- HaHa!! Dave will be unemployed!!!!
Dave- You will too!!
Me- Ah, that's where your wrong. I could easily be a model!!
Tina- No you couldn't
Me- Yea you're right (looks at floor) so let's go find the contestants and Siriu. (Goes blank)
Tina- What??
Me- I know this was all Sirius's idea!!! I'm gunna get him for this!!! Let's go find them!!
The two run up the stairs, and speaking of upstairs.
Sirius- Dammit! I knew she would know it was me!
Draco- She knows you oh too well.
Hermione- She's gunna beat you up!
Harry- She's gunna sick Tina on you!
Sirius- ::whimpers::
All- ::laughs hysterically::
Ron- I really don't think she'll beat you up.
Sirius- Thank you Ron!
Ron- I just think that she'll never talk to you again!
Sirius- ARGH!!!! Wait did you hear that?
All- ::listens closely::
Sirius- ::gasps::
Hermione- Guess who's here!!
The door bursts open and..
***AHAHAHAHAHA!! I absolutely love cliffhangers!! Just vote and I will write the next chapter!! Damn I should get started on "A Muggle Sleepover?"!!!! The next chapter awaits your votes to help complete it!!!!!!!***