****Chapter 9!! YAY!!! I'm almost up to ten, only 2 more chapters! Yum,
I've been eating Baby Bottle pops all day and I am all hyper and stuff
again, its fun! Watermelon now, I eat all the sugar first then I just eat
the other part, its good! Well maybe I should just write the story rather
than talking about candy, what do ya think Harry?
Harry- That might be nice, I don't think anyone really cares about the way you eat candy.
Ok, Ok, no need to get mean about Mr. Potter!
Harry- ::glares::
"The cliffhanger is no more!"
Author- FROM THE LAST SHOW.
Hermione- Guess who's here!!
The door bursts open and..
Sirius runs and hides behind the desk chair, it would be a good hiding place except that the chair has a big hole in the back of it.
Me- Sirius.
Tina- Keri, remember your blood pressure.
Me- My foot is gunna be so far up his ass that it's gunna pop his brain out!
Sirius- ::whimpers from behind the chair:: Please don't, I like my brain where it is!!
Me- There you are!!
Draco- Is violence really the answer here??
Me- Yes
Draco- Oh, um carry on then
Tina- He didn't even need to say that twice because Keri is off and furious
Ron- That's correct Tina, and she indeed looks mad, it must be a girl thing.
Me- Say that again Weasley and I'll go after you instead
Ron- (looks around nervously) Ok, um, sorry about that
Tina and Ron are sitting at a desk with microphones on it while the rest of the cast sits behind them. A ring has appeared from the bottom of the floor.
Me- Hey Tina it's like we're on Celebrity Deathmatch!
Tina- What show is that?
Me- It's funny, it's like clay celebrity things that kill each other.
Sirius- Would you shut up about that Clay!
Ron- Sirius?
Sirius- What??
Ron- I suggest you run and you run fast. Turn around and you'll see why
Sirius- Why should. (Turns around and is cut off by shock)
Me- (grabs a fish off the wall labeled "WEAPONS" which was accompanied by an egg beater and several other useless items) you know you should really listen when people talk
Sirius- (looks at Tina)
Tina- Don't look at me she decorated!
Me- Chose a weapon from, um, the wall of weapons
Sirius- OOOKKKK (goes over and a picks up another fish) Look I'm sorry about the whole prank thing, and that I made fun of Clay
Me- If that is so have you brought the cupcakes of forgiveness??
Sirius- Um. no
Me- (Whacks Sirius over the head with the fish)
Prof. M- Wait I've heard that before!!
Me- (stops hitting Sirius with the fish) Extra points if you tell me where!
Prof. M- It's from some dumb cartoon Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Me- *_* (throws fish at Prof. M) you were right but you insulted one of my favorite shows! A fish face you are!! (Laughs)
Prof. M- (Unconscious from flying fish)
Me- I though so! You know what I don't really feel like fighting anymore, it gets boring after a while. Ok lets settle our fight now, you apologized I forgive you, and now we hug!
Sirius- Ummmm (runs)
Me- Wait no!! I want a hug!
Sirius- Not again! (Runs faster)
Me- (pretends to chase Sirius but stops) Eh forget it
Harry- You just gunna let him run??
Me- Yea he needs a taste of his own medicine!! (Laughs menacingly)
All- @_@
Me- Ok let's go downstairs, I'm bored as a board!
Dumbledore- You make really dumb jokes
Me- You're right my jokes aren't funny, but you know what is, a horse dancing in a tutu! I saw it on this show the other day. It danced like this! (Starts to dance all crazy)
All- AHHHH!! (All run)
Me- Wait I'm not done yet!!!! (Runs but trips and falls) I've fallen, Medic, Medic!!
Everyone turns around and goes back
Snape- Why do you always fall??
Me- Why do you always yell at me when I do?? I really am hurt!
Draco- Don't yell at Snape!!
Snape- Why thank you Draco!
Me- GRRRRRR I hate alliances
Tina- Anyway about your leg (pokes it)
Me- OWWWWWWWWW, don't poke at it, it's not a bug!!!!
Parvati- Do you think she broke it?
Tina- I don't really know (pokes it again)
Me- OWWWW, stop poking it!! Use magic, do something, just fix it!!!
Snape- (suddenly smirks) I'll do it!
Me- NOOOOO, if he does it I won't even have a leg anymore!
Snape- Hey how'd you know I would do that?
Me- AHHHH, fix it now!!!!
Tina- This is ridiculous, Harry give me your wand
Harry- Just don't break it (gives it to Tina)
Tina- (points it at the leg)
Me- (covers eyes)
Tina- Repairiouso!!
Me- (uncovers eyes) Hey you fixed it!! (Gets up and runs around in circles)
Hermione- Wait you're not a witch!
Tina- Oh but I am! My mom's, cousin's, brother is ΒΌ Wizard!
Me- But aren't you 100% Pokemon?
Tina- No I'm only 99% Pokemon, wait, I'M NOT POKEMON!
Me- Yesh you are Tinachu!
Snape- Would you two please stop bickering! Your both worse than my mother- in-law!
Me and Tina- ::gasps::
Snape- ::covers mouth in horror::
Draco- What are you gasping about?
Me and Tina- ::gasp again::
Parvati- What?
Tina- You're married??
Me- And you didn't tell us?
Snape- Oh bloody hell!
Me- AWWWWWW, there's a Mrs. Severus Snape running around out there somewhere!!
Tina- We weren't invited to the wedding?
Me- That's a bit of an insult, but then again we didn't even know him
Tina- That's true
Ron- Wait if Snape is married, who is his wife??
Everyone looks at Snape,
Hermione- Who is it? Tell us!
All- TELL US!!
Snape- Never!!!
Me- I will hug you!!!!
Snape- NO, anything but that!! Ok, Ok, I am married to.
***Bum Bum Bum!!! This is where I need your help! Even though my other story just went down the toilet, this one will still be my pride and joy! So review with your pick for Snape's wife!!
Harry- That might be nice, I don't think anyone really cares about the way you eat candy.
Ok, Ok, no need to get mean about Mr. Potter!
Harry- ::glares::
"The cliffhanger is no more!"
Author- FROM THE LAST SHOW.
Hermione- Guess who's here!!
The door bursts open and..
Sirius runs and hides behind the desk chair, it would be a good hiding place except that the chair has a big hole in the back of it.
Me- Sirius.
Tina- Keri, remember your blood pressure.
Me- My foot is gunna be so far up his ass that it's gunna pop his brain out!
Sirius- ::whimpers from behind the chair:: Please don't, I like my brain where it is!!
Me- There you are!!
Draco- Is violence really the answer here??
Me- Yes
Draco- Oh, um carry on then
Tina- He didn't even need to say that twice because Keri is off and furious
Ron- That's correct Tina, and she indeed looks mad, it must be a girl thing.
Me- Say that again Weasley and I'll go after you instead
Ron- (looks around nervously) Ok, um, sorry about that
Tina and Ron are sitting at a desk with microphones on it while the rest of the cast sits behind them. A ring has appeared from the bottom of the floor.
Me- Hey Tina it's like we're on Celebrity Deathmatch!
Tina- What show is that?
Me- It's funny, it's like clay celebrity things that kill each other.
Sirius- Would you shut up about that Clay!
Ron- Sirius?
Sirius- What??
Ron- I suggest you run and you run fast. Turn around and you'll see why
Sirius- Why should. (Turns around and is cut off by shock)
Me- (grabs a fish off the wall labeled "WEAPONS" which was accompanied by an egg beater and several other useless items) you know you should really listen when people talk
Sirius- (looks at Tina)
Tina- Don't look at me she decorated!
Me- Chose a weapon from, um, the wall of weapons
Sirius- OOOKKKK (goes over and a picks up another fish) Look I'm sorry about the whole prank thing, and that I made fun of Clay
Me- If that is so have you brought the cupcakes of forgiveness??
Sirius- Um. no
Me- (Whacks Sirius over the head with the fish)
Prof. M- Wait I've heard that before!!
Me- (stops hitting Sirius with the fish) Extra points if you tell me where!
Prof. M- It's from some dumb cartoon Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Me- *_* (throws fish at Prof. M) you were right but you insulted one of my favorite shows! A fish face you are!! (Laughs)
Prof. M- (Unconscious from flying fish)
Me- I though so! You know what I don't really feel like fighting anymore, it gets boring after a while. Ok lets settle our fight now, you apologized I forgive you, and now we hug!
Sirius- Ummmm (runs)
Me- Wait no!! I want a hug!
Sirius- Not again! (Runs faster)
Me- (pretends to chase Sirius but stops) Eh forget it
Harry- You just gunna let him run??
Me- Yea he needs a taste of his own medicine!! (Laughs menacingly)
All- @_@
Me- Ok let's go downstairs, I'm bored as a board!
Dumbledore- You make really dumb jokes
Me- You're right my jokes aren't funny, but you know what is, a horse dancing in a tutu! I saw it on this show the other day. It danced like this! (Starts to dance all crazy)
All- AHHHH!! (All run)
Me- Wait I'm not done yet!!!! (Runs but trips and falls) I've fallen, Medic, Medic!!
Everyone turns around and goes back
Snape- Why do you always fall??
Me- Why do you always yell at me when I do?? I really am hurt!
Draco- Don't yell at Snape!!
Snape- Why thank you Draco!
Me- GRRRRRR I hate alliances
Tina- Anyway about your leg (pokes it)
Me- OWWWWWWWWW, don't poke at it, it's not a bug!!!!
Parvati- Do you think she broke it?
Tina- I don't really know (pokes it again)
Me- OWWWW, stop poking it!! Use magic, do something, just fix it!!!
Snape- (suddenly smirks) I'll do it!
Me- NOOOOO, if he does it I won't even have a leg anymore!
Snape- Hey how'd you know I would do that?
Me- AHHHH, fix it now!!!!
Tina- This is ridiculous, Harry give me your wand
Harry- Just don't break it (gives it to Tina)
Tina- (points it at the leg)
Me- (covers eyes)
Tina- Repairiouso!!
Me- (uncovers eyes) Hey you fixed it!! (Gets up and runs around in circles)
Hermione- Wait you're not a witch!
Tina- Oh but I am! My mom's, cousin's, brother is ΒΌ Wizard!
Me- But aren't you 100% Pokemon?
Tina- No I'm only 99% Pokemon, wait, I'M NOT POKEMON!
Me- Yesh you are Tinachu!
Snape- Would you two please stop bickering! Your both worse than my mother- in-law!
Me and Tina- ::gasps::
Snape- ::covers mouth in horror::
Draco- What are you gasping about?
Me and Tina- ::gasp again::
Parvati- What?
Tina- You're married??
Me- And you didn't tell us?
Snape- Oh bloody hell!
Me- AWWWWWW, there's a Mrs. Severus Snape running around out there somewhere!!
Tina- We weren't invited to the wedding?
Me- That's a bit of an insult, but then again we didn't even know him
Tina- That's true
Ron- Wait if Snape is married, who is his wife??
Everyone looks at Snape,
Hermione- Who is it? Tell us!
All- TELL US!!
Snape- Never!!!
Me- I will hug you!!!!
Snape- NO, anything but that!! Ok, Ok, I am married to.
***Bum Bum Bum!!! This is where I need your help! Even though my other story just went down the toilet, this one will still be my pride and joy! So review with your pick for Snape's wife!!